#he's so funny and stupid please

[notyourdaisybuchanan]

1x03 // 1x06

#I JUST THINK #the bear #sydcarmy #chefs kiss #I can't ask people how they're feeling unless it's my beautiful coworker in which case I will scold her until she tells me #he's so funny and stupid please #and the fact that it's in a context of work so it's safe ohhh carmy #the bear s1 #the bear 1x03 #the bear 1x06

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out- #guys don't yell he's really trying okay!! #NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all #not in an intentional way #he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break #he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue) #dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department #but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works #their understanding of each other ends up being so deep #but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it #how do they manage? i don't know #they just make me want to tear my hair out #you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!! #neither of them think they deserve what they want/need #i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please) #see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men #(she thought she did something with those tags) #times are hard but i stay silly #by that i mean i re-read vol 10 #on the daily. #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

[puppyeared]

Here’s how monkey form MK can still win

#PLEASE it would be so funny if they made wukong reference a whole ass dragon ball scene. pleasee #wukong knowing about dragon ball in general and/or actively watching it. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #also not me trying to figure out how to draw wukongs stupid hair for the 18385634th time. sigh #his face is so. it’s so hard for me to draw for no reason #I always draw characters with bangs or fluffy hair so naturally he is my worst drawing nightmare #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk season 4 spoilers #lmk s4 spoilers

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Killua: “I just want to be a kid and have a friend my own age who’s nice and do normal things like hanging out with them” :(

Killua: *befriends the least normal 12-year-old known to man*

#to be fair. Gon had a more normal upbringing than Killua but more importantly. A kinder upbringing #but they do NOT ‘just hang out’. I’m so happy they found someone to be weird little freaks of nature together with #and really. isn’t that the best thing we can hope for in this stupid little life? #hxh #storyrambles #killua zoldyck #gon freecss #<-he’s here in spirit #please understand this is a joke and there’s a lot more nuance I’m not getting into #but still. it’s funny.

[theriverbeyond]

thinking more about John and.... at the end of HtN when he was interogating Wake, she wanted him to say her name. "i'll be dammed if i pass up the chance to hear you speak the words" and "they're dead words, a human chain reaching back ten thousand years": Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity.

and then she asks him "how did they make you feel?" and of course, John deflects.

but that's Aotearoa's national anthem in te reo Māori. and as we learn in NtN, John is Maori. that's his anthem. how must have that felt, to John? to hear his own anthem claimed by someone descended from the people who left his earth to die?

#john gaius #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #im thinking abt this bc like #wake might have secrets we dont know abt so maybe she isnt a billionare descendent but like #god if i were john id be so fucking mad that this CHILD this infant this stupid baby has the guts to claim something she has #no context to understand #and of course after 10k years john YOU are the one doing colonialism please look in a mirror etc #john really is just so fucking fascinating #he says he doesnt care. he says it makes him feel sad (pathetic) bordering on funny but. john i dont believe you #john's anger is something we have only really seen once. but. yeah. #tlt thoughts #trb.txt #wake #ejg

[feralnumberfive]

He wishes you a Happy Caturday

#I love his stupid little crouch sits #he's so funny he sits like this very often to clean his belly and then just stays like this for a bit #please excuse his crooked snowflake bowtie in the first pic he's just a baby #cats #caturday #kibbie cats #wyatt

[invaliowat]

I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.

#nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #how the fuck do I tag this #no #seriously #that’s a real question #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #idk my head is so empty #but full of shit like this #I posted this in an absolute fit of ‘fuck it we ball’ energy #guys #he WOULD have loved Step Brothers #you know #the 2008 classic I watch every three and a half months #because it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen #you KNOW he and Maverick would reenact the bunk bed scene #and Ice would just come home and be like #??????? #please can it just be normal #and slider would be like thoughts and prayers bro #they can be gay in this if you want btw (they TOTALLY) are #but this was more just my stupid thoughts about how like #if Goose hadn’t died you know he would also watch that movie like every three months #and Bradley would be like please stop referencing it #it’s NOT funny #and he’d ref anyway

[dailykugisaki]

Day 142 | id in alt

Kugisaki uses Gojo's face as a reaction image when everyone doesn't expect it

(read from left to right)

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #gojo satoru #YES I JUST WANTED TO DRAW THE FREAK EYES YES I DID #idgaf if Gojo isn't hot i am having FUN #Maki: Nobara please stop using Gojo's mug shot as a reaction image #I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING MYSELF bc there aint a bitch in my ear telling me stupid shit honestly #Gojo dosent deserve to be hot #He has a face only Geto could tolerate because of swollowin curses #which I personally think is funny as shit #i think itd make more sense to put eyes on the sides of his head rather than all six on the front of his face #idk. just feels right #certainly dont feel right to Kugisaki tho #I am actually fighting yhe urge to spam Kugisaki whole name everywhere its actually so strong it's worrying #style tweak in the middle of the damn drawing like always

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think that in red string of fate au that the doctor loses and gains strings with each regeneration? follow-up question: do you think they always keep one that’s connected to the master no matter how many times they both regenerate?

#this is meant as a angsty/romantic soulmates thing BUT. please imagine. post-the time war. the doctor thinking he’s lost everything. #looks down at his hand. and that BASTARDS STUPID STRING. IS STILL THERE. NO ESCAPE FROM HIM. #thoschei #doctor who #this makes the master dying in his arms funny too. ten sobbing over his body. literally funeral pyres him. #gets back to the tardis. looks down. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. STILL????? (<- not so secretely relieved)

[didthekingdieyet]

if i get one more ask about the tiktok account that tells you everyday that r*n*ld r**gh*n is still dead i’m gonna lose my mind 

#i promise #i follow them too #they’re very funny #but please #don’t compare me to a #tiktok #account #stupid ass motherfucker #ronald reagan #god damn fool #i hate him so much #responsible for so many deaths during the #aids crisis #because he just did NOTHING #price of absolute shit #i hate that man #like so much #please do not remind me he exists #not a countdown #just shitposting #not about tampon charlie #tampon charlie #gang #i appreciate u all #spare me #i have seen it #trust and believe

[hanzajesthanza]

dandelion: bisexual roll call, let’s go

dandelion (answering his own prompt, muttering and checking a piece of paper with charcoal): *present and accounted for…*

cahir: you can count me, as well

geralt: what is this

dandelion: i’m taking inventory of how many of us are bisexual

geralt: why

dandelion: just curious

geralt: alright. present.

dandelion: thank youuu. regis?

regis (uncharacteristically grave): i do not define myself by these terms. and, to be honest, it’s really a very interesting and complicated topic requiring discussion—

dandelion: —ohhhkay. milva?

milva: no.

dandelion: uhh… do you mean… no to…?

milva: [gets up and leaves]

#incorrect witcher quotes #please do not take this seriously i know im posting this on the taking sexuality too seriously website but #i am trying to be less strict with myself and allow myself to shitpost lmao so count this as meeting my shitpost quota #this is actually funny because i wrote this thinking about angoulême and as i was writing it this became situated in early september #right after they crossed the yaruga #so she wasnt with them yet. however i initially was making this post thinking how i could represent her bisexuality in fics about her #the context here also is that milva is an ace lesbian but more significantly she doesnt have patience for dandelion’s bullshit #also dandelion has no ulterior motive here just to clarify. initially geralt did the poll but the dialogue became too chatty for him #and also i was thinking about regis’ stupid complex relationship with human society and gender and how alcoholism killed him so he had to #rebuild his entire life and rediscover who he was because he forcibly drowned himself to forget that person #f: a hansa’s a hansa #txt

[simcardiac-arrested]

#i wouldnt usually care about stuff like this. but every month or so i get two or three asks like this and i just got one earlier today #and look. i’m not saying u can’t hate ns or dislike them. feel free to send me asks that are like ‘ns you are stupid and you suck and i hate #you’ he IS stupid and he DOES suck and he is quite hateable. that’s fine #it’s just when you start sending me wholeass paragraphs explaining every single detail you hate about ns and how they deserve a slow and #painful death that i think two things: 1. you are finite waves reincarnated 2. you are weird! and strange even! #what are you on about! ns absolutely does NOT deserve a slow and painful death! and you absolutely do Not have to be so hostile and #aggressive towards them as a character! like Please relax. we serve bullshit here sir #most anti-ns asks i get are funny and are light hearted because it’s just people messing with ns on purpose or mocking him and making him #mad because he easily gets mad and it’s funny. Like those asks are fine. it’s another deal entirely when you send me this detailed and— #honestly—really mean message. I guess i am not surprised considering how similar ns and pebbles are in terms of personality #(and circumstances somewhat) and we all know how the fandom treats pebbles. even worse than ns. but yeah anyway #they are not an irredeemable unforgivable monster and they do not deserve to die. Hope this helps #to me even calling them a Bad Person is kind of a stretch. let alone the shit some of you are saying about them #we have to get normal about mentally ill and traumatized and autistic characters gang! #crammerposting #i also do not appreciate when people insuniate that ns is stupid for overworking himself and damaging his structure and so on and so forth #yes it is his fault but that didn’t mean he deserved what he had coming to him or anything like that. be nice to him

[soov]

js thought ab a weirdly specific trope and now im trying to develop something Scratches head

#ㅤ𝗿𝗲𝗶 talks . . .ㅤ #Like #gf who grew up as an older sister nut is the youngest in the relationship and #bf who grew up as the youngest / only child but is the oldest in the relationship #so he’s constantly doing stupid things and making stupid decisions #while the gf is all protective like Dont do thay please im gna give u a kiss if u sit still for a sec #idk that js might be the older sister in me #self projecting #THE BF MEETING THE GF’S YOUNGEST SIBLING WOULD BE OS FUNNY #(i literally have jo one in mind) #accepting idol / character ideas if i decide to make a drabble or fic out of this!!!!!!!!

[bitchapalooza]

Literally can’t stop thinking about Sealand NOT being “born” when the Fort is proclaimed as Sealand but when the fort is actually built but he’s like. This baby. A mindless drooling machine from the 40s to the 60s not growing at all. It’s probably not how it’d go but it’s really funny to me to think about England just carrying this preemie looking baby Sealand around for about, what 2 decades almost? And his human neighbors are confused as shit as this baby has not grown whatsoever for as long as they’ve known them both. “So has Peter started crawling yet?” “Ah, no. Can’t even support his own head yet, much less crawl.” “But. He’s about 10 months now.” “Oh you thought— no. No, Peter is 5 years old actually. Yeah. 5 years since I was pulled out of duty temporarily to figure out why the hell a random baby showed up on a military fort in the middle of the ocean. Oh how the time flies…” “I. Have to go. Do a thing. Yeah. I’ve got a thing. Bye. What the fuck.”

#like PLEASE #I just want this stupid old man to have a weird baby with him that unnerves people tbh #it’s dumb but so funny to me #sea was his first actual baby he raised #all his other colonies ranged from toddler to grown ass adult #when sealand did start to grow and develop that’s really when England started to struggle #just when he thought this baby thing was easy too #hetalia #hws england #hws sealand

[devestatedutterlydevestated]

mk is literally FEARING FOR HIS LIFE and all this fool has to say is "totally"

#lmk #lmk macaque #lmk mk #six eared macaque #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #someone PLEASE get mk a good mentor #hes trying his best #“totally” #that will never not be funny JKFHJSDS #macaque is so stupid i love him

[ancient-day]

So I started my Akechi-Only run of P5R, and one of the funniest moments so far has to be Sojiro having enough of being ignored and basically grabbing Akira by the scruff and forcing the Rank 1 of his Confidant

#jest replays p5r (gayass%) #this akira is uh... not a team player and kind of a dick. but he's my fucked up lil meowmeow i guess #his social stats look like the ugliest star i'm so proud and disappointed in him at once #but PLEASE the fact that sojiro forces this on Goro day #on this stupid goro-centric run #is so fucking funny #he's everywhere he is the moment