@groundtera ↬ ' i would offer you mine, but apparently my last name is the boyband of three birds. '
❝ ... that is, arguably, one of the funniest almost - insults i've ever heard. sorry. ❞
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@clumsyadventurer said: “Heya, dude! I heard you were back in Mondstadt so I made you a dish! I’m practicing my cooking. :D”
“oh wow? for me? really? thanks buddy! your awesome new big bro figure will happily chow down on such a scrumptious looking dish!”
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Au where Arthur comes back to life but Merlin has a work event he cannot miss so he sets up Arthur with a YouTube video, a packet of cookies and some coffee then leaves.
He returns to Arthur watching kids YouTuber videos
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Which proxy is most likely do die during a mission?
depends... i'm just gonna rank them and see who consistently gets the lowest.
for context, proxies have two sort of 'modes'. when theyre completely in control of themselves, and when they're under operator/slender(O/S) influence. O/S induced episodes can last days to weeks, with various effects on the person.
so normally, weakest-stongest goes kate -> brian/toby -> tim
under O/S, it goes brian -> tim -> toby -> kate
reckless-safest goes toby -> kate -> tim -> brian
(O/S) endurance goes brian -> tim -> kate -> toby
least-most experience goes toby -> tim/brian -> kate
so umm.... it's maybe.... yeah the ranking did nothing to help me .
maybe brian? i mean, it lines up . . . . with canon . . . . i guess . . . .
although kate and toby do the most hands-on work. like they've actively wrestled the rake before. so maybe them because they're in severe danger more often? they're also more reckless cuz toby has practically no concept of safety and kate has no concern for herself...
all i know is its def not gonna be tim.
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This shit helps me get through life lmfao
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