Well you see, circumcised girl cock has a certain Gnomish quality to it, what with the mushroom cap head and all, but uncircumcised girl cock comes with a pointed hat that is undeniably also giving a gnome vibe. Of course this only applies to girls with bush, if she's smooth thats clearly more elf-like.
59 notes
·
View notes
Hidden Agenda is moving very quickly
-last week Zo had to get persuaded to ask for Joke's help and this week he already realises that he's catching feelings for Joke -
too fast? maybe. but I think that's the point:
Admittedly Joke is hot, suave and has shown to be kind since from Zo's perspective he's helping him on a self-admittedly ludicrous mission (getting tutored by the ex) after getting bad-mouthed by his friends. However, Zo had a bad impression of Joke beforehand and has liked Nita for a long time.
So why the sudden change?
I have to rewatch ep. 1-2 but Zo seems lonely? He has of course his club and friends but his family seems a bit absent. And even knowing he has friends still doesn't make it impossible for him to be lonely. The initial teaser mentioned that he wants to be in love.
So why Joke?
I think that puzzle can be solved by asking: why Nita?
She's hot, popular and most importantly nice to Zo. He is extremely awkward around her (and ripped her bag strap!) but she's been friendly throughout.
I think Zo is craving that. His crush on Nita is legitimate (at least I want to think it is), but he is more into the idea of her. He doesn't actually know her (my man only now scrolled through her instagram to see what she likes).
And like Joke accurately observes: he doesn't know himself and dislikes to try new things out so he's stuck not getting to know himself better, which also means: we can't be too sure he knows what he wants and likes romantically.
This is the first time he spends a lot of time with a new person trying new things. And it is intimate: they touch, mess around and have a good time together.
Or like Joke poses, and Zo repeats in his head: 1. Passion 2. Initimacy 3. Committment. I don't think his perception of what love is changes after Joke's triangle of love but someone put finally into words what love is to Zo. And intimacy seems to be a big thing for him (be it physical touch or the feeling of not being alone).
And when Joke -after Zo reads the story of Aphrodite and Adonis to him- says were he Aphrodite "he wouldn't have left Adonis alone in the first place" and their electrifying pinky touch, it becomes clear that this is is what Zo is looking for. Not only someone nice, but someone who won't make him feel alone. (That's why the date with Nita went perfectly well - it's fine to interpret stories differently and they got talking about it - but he didn't feel a spark)
Which will complicate things in the future. Not only the possible betrayal he feels when he learns of Joke's hidden agenda, but in the preview it looks like we get the first kiss. And it's initiated by Zo.
The chemistry he feels is definitely true. But can Joke believe that Zo has caught feelings when he is still on the way to getting to know himself better and seemingly craving for a romantic connection to someone ?
I don't know how to tie this back into the theme of "hidden agenda" but it is at least the reason why I see conflict on the horizon and don't believe the show is moving too fast.
Upon re-reading I might have idea, which isn't that clean but maybe workable in the future: hidden agenda also means you are not true to someone else. Zo has changed who he is for Nita, even agreeing with her reading on his favourite bed time story because he thinks that what she wants to see him romantically. But we know that what Zo wants is to be wanted in a way that - according to Joke - goes beyond what even Aphrodite felt for Adonis. And in front of Joke he is very honest, even down to admitting feeling confused about his heart not racing when he got close to Nita. Which in turn can led to more conflict, because he was so honest in front of Joke while Joke hides his motivations.
In even better news: it means I am getting the ultimate trope of them dating while thinking the other isn't into them.
18 notes
·
View notes
How Witches Make the Impossible Happen
“Does the impossible happen?” my friend Amanda asked me.
“Even just five years ago, I would have thought having over 35,000 downloads of my podcast Goddess Has Your Back episodes would have been impossible,” I replied.
I also know someone who got to direct a feature film in their 20s. Amazing.
When does the impossible become possible?
I have three insights for you.
1. Release limiting…
View On WordPress
2 notes
·
View notes
cannoli - how does your muse express love? how do they act when in love that differs from how they act around others normally?
PASTRY LOVE HEADCANONS ・ not accepting!
hrm hrm hrm ... under the assumption that love, at least for the first question, extends to its platonic and familial forms, then the simple answer would be the phrase from her inspiration tag, "love is pain. pain is punishment". the third part would simply repeat, "and punishment is love".
although I've discussed her view on romantic love in small headcanons, I do not think it would stray too far from her ideals surrounding familial and platonic love. after all, are all forms of love not customary for obligation? is there not something to be given and laid in your partner's hands no matter the bond?
while I highly disagree with the notion that Zephia had any actual love, whether romantic or any, for Sombron, as she debunks this thought when speaking to Griss in Chapter 23, the way she behaves towards him is what she would expect from her partner; obedient, eager to please, and attentive to all she says. since he was the one to find her, centuries ago, she is the one who owes him all she is. servitude is the only expression of love that she believes is genuine.
anyone can say they love you. anyone can perform grand feats of public love. anyone can open their coin pouch and buy a gift in your name. but only a few can, without hesitation, throw themselves at your feet to make you smile.
the only difference between romantic, familial, and platonic love is the degree of affection; and how much you would sacrifice and lose in their name. "love is pain. pain is punishment. and punishment is love." can you really love someone if you are not willing to cut out their heart at the happenstance of betrayal? what of infidelity? failure? pain and punishment will always have a place in Zephia's heart, and, as such, will be equally taught to those she loves.
if you do not commit to the part, then you will be punished. if you do not reciprocate, then you will be hurt. to be loved, and be able to love, is the consent to withstand the inevitable pain that follows any relationship. and because Zephia will only love someone she sees as worthy, first, then her approach calls for their servitude, not the other way around.
love is pain, but that pain is not a two-way street until you tilt the scales of the hierarchy and step out of line.
2 notes
·
View notes
5 / ?
✦ she's grasping for a purpose in life. || byleth eisner
✦ if i don't die will you have dinner with me sometime? || sylvain jose gautier
✦ i'm still a delicate flower you know! || hilda valentine goneril
✦ i hope one day we can nap the day away. || linhardt von hevring
✦ the rose of adrestia. || dorothea arnault
✦ even if there is nothing left i still want you to see me. || ferdinand von aegir
✦ the potato goddess of brodia. || lapis
✦ dandelion girl always traveling. || lumine
✦ ever in the eye of the storm. || tartaglia
✦ if you don't like the script... walk off the stage. || kaeya alberich
✦ outright amber reporting! || amber
✦ if you remember me i'll live forever. || raiden shogun
✦ wrath of the flame. || yanfei
✦ when the moon is out bathe in moonlight. || hu tao
✦ the ability to appreciate art is an important virtue. || kaveh
✦ even the tainted hidden things yearn for sunlight. || kreta
✦ reach the end of the story in your own way. || stelle
✦ maybe the past lies in front of me. || march 7th
✦ it's the little things life you know? || riley peterson
3 notes
·
View notes
How Witches See “It’s All About the Magick”
Years ago, I was part of a coven in which someone applied to be a new member. “Marvin” lived with an excess of drama. Everything was going wrong. Marvin could not be trusted to do the simplest task. He wanted to know magick because he thought it would gain him some control over his chaotic life.
On the other hand, when I first learned of Wicca, my primary feeling was that I was coming home. It…
View On WordPress
3 notes
·
View notes