#hilarious ship names

[spectralarrovv]

"My heart is beating inside your chest. I'll always be with you." "Set our people free, Markus..."

"What's the point of being free if no one is left alive?"

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a digital sketch of the characters north, markus, and simon from detroit: become human. markus is in the middle of the composition, from about the hips up, in his final outfit from crossroads, his back arched backwards slightly as he looks up. the skin on his face is metal where north’s hands touch him. north is on the left of the composition, slightly behind markus, she’s holding his face and looking to him with awe and worry. she’s in her final outfit from crossroads. simon is on the right of the composition. he’s positioned behind markus as well but slightly higher, his arm wrapped around the front of markus’s torso and holding his waist. his face is slightly obscured by markus’s face, he is whispering in his ear. there are 3 disembodied hands coming from the right side of the piece, reaching for markus, the middle hand holds his throat. the drawing is semi realistic, with thin, sketchy lines. no coloring.

#it’s 2023 i’m sorry #but also i’m not sorry the dbh brainrot has returned #rotating them around in my brain #matt rambles #my art #dbh #detroit become human #detroit: become human #d:bh #dbh north #dbh markus #dbh simon #norkus #simarkus #norkusi #hilarious ship names #dbh fanart

[red-rover-au]

I love how they are in an active relationship of Not Being Together

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt draxum #rottmnt big mama #master splinter #baron draxum #big mama #baronjitsu #loumama #splinter x big mama #hilarious that i dont know their ship name lmao #art #my art

[endlesslytired]

#i think i ran out of material then suddenly my archives are no longer redundant and the cycle never dies. #ive had a lot of these in waiting for a day they're useful and mannn. depends on how you see these posts. #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr dr ratio #hsr aventio #hsr ratiorine #hsr firefly #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #hsr sampo #hsr black swan #hsr sparkle #i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious #hsr black sparkle #hsr swan sparkle #personally i think dark spark sounds good but thats too out of balance for common ship names rip #hsr march 7th #MARCH WTF DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT #hsr misha #hsr himeko #hsr dan heng #hsr silver wolf #hsr natasha #hsr serval #hsr servasha #this is like my 3rd top fav ship in this game and my fav rare pair because i don't understand why its rare #hi3 kiana kaslana #ggz raiden mei (I think) #gi lumine

[aroaceleovaldez]

i still think a lot about how technically, it's implied Anubis and Walt started dating each other before they asked out Sadie, and if Sadie had said she wasn't interested they would have gone "Entirely fair have a nice day" and proceed to just go continue to date each other.

Cause like, that was the entire thing. They decided that themselves. That things would work best if they were together (as in both physically sharing a body and also relationship-wise). The "asking Sadie about it" part was secondary. If she had said no, they would have stayed together, because among other things Walt would kind of die if they didn't. Walt and Anubis are technically the first gay couple in the Riordanverse. AND they're in a polyamorous relationship with Sadie. Why does no one talk about them ever.

#tkc #the kane chronicles #riordanverse #walt stone #anubis tkc #sadie kane #saltnubis #< great ship name btw #and for anyone who says ''i dont think Rick intended that'' mind you this book was released like #six months before HoH came out (and. subsequently also. Nico.) #like. Rick was not ignorant of queer stuff at that time. he was actively writing it into HoO/HoH while writing both simultaneously #if Sadie had said no they wouldn't have just gone ''okay Sadie pick one of us and the other will cease to exist on the mortal plane'' #they would have gone ''okay well good luck we have a coffee date scheduled so we're gonna go do that'' #saltnubis is still probably the most entertaining solution to a love triangle in middle grade media i have ever encountered #even some YA media. just ''yeah so we solved both our major problems by dating but like. we know you like both of us sooooo...?'' #also hilarious that meanwhile Carter's romance arc is ''so turns out my first girlfriend was a clone made of pottery'' #''and the actual girl has never met me and this is kinda awkward''

[denim-wizard]

this is literally less than nothing

#what the actual hell is their ship name #uhhhh #dofladile #oh my god #dofuwani #<- that's hilarious #doflamingo x crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #crocodile one piece #one piece #cross guild #realwizardhours

[curapicas]

Touden siblings and in-laws candidates be like

Laios: would be happy to have Shuro as a brother-in-law, always treated Marcille nicely and in postcanon is best friends with her

Falin:

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #this is a joke bc I like shipping googles on #tbf he stab stab but makes up for it later too. still it's nice she wasn't paying attention to Laios when he attacked or he ded too #this too is labru #farcille #I have never seen a ship name for what shuro and falin have and that's honestly hilarious #dungeon meshi ep17

[taxed-up-trotter]

doodle from like a week ago that i think its cute enough to share I THINK

+bonus comic i literally do not remember drawing how did it end up in my gallery???

#ratiorine got me in a chokehold last week #not narilamb vs ratiorine trying to duke it out for my ever so disappearing attention span #cotl and hsr save me cotl and hsr save me cotl and hsr save me #side note ratiorines alt ship name is raturine and i think thats hilarious #hsr #ratiorine #dr ratio #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #aventio #aventurine hsr

[sandeewithtwoe]

if ur taking requests- Cross x Dust? you dont have to do this btw-

Oh no! He’s meeting all his standards!!

Dust is terrible at flirting but thankfully for him, Cross gets easily flustered

Cross belongs to Jakei95

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

#art #utmv #me answers #sanscest #cross x dust #what’s their ship name? crust? #thats hilarious #killer probably taught dust some flirting skills

[bloodymary83]

X-Men ‘97 as addictive as Morphine!

At first I honestly thought people were reading way too much into it. That Morph and Wolverine are just best friends. You can have a close relationship with someone without being attracted to them. Tween girls just don’t understand that you can have a platonic love.

BUT THEN, someone pointed out on Reddit that the ship name for Morph and Wolverine would be Morphine and now I want it to happen. How hilarious would it be to see on a bunch of peoples blogs “I <3 Morphine, “My OTP is Morphine”, “Morphine 4-Ever!”, “I wish I had a love like Morphine”. MAKE IT HAPPEN DISNEY!!!

#morph x Wolverine #marvel #x men 97 #x men #wolverine #Morph #hilarious ship name #no really they’re just besties

[rondoel]

So I recently found out by seeing one fanart that Tiso/Cloth is a thing and furthermore a thing that is sooo up my alley??

Like no matter how you see them, bffs of whatevs, the potential in this dynamic is just 👌👌 stellar

#hollow knight #comic #tiso #cloth #hk #does it have a ship name? #clothiso? #anyway I'm sold #it's like genzarya but personalities are switched #also #I like to think #that Tiso would've won trial of the fool #which makes that he died in such stupid way #even more hilariously ironic #😂 #rondos #tisocloth

[achairwithapandaonit]

ranpo number one desirable babygirl in the area

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #my art #bsd kunikida #bsd ranpo #bsd yosano #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #kuniranpo #is that the ship name?? i'll guess them so i hit all possibilities #kunikiranpo #kunikiran #kuniran #ranzai #(???? don't know the ranpo dazai ship name either. i think i've heard that one used tho. it's funny) #ransano #does it count? i think the idea that they're dating but nobody can tell is hilarious

[crimson-nail]

more character references! :)

#charlie’s art #trigun maximum #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #chronica trigun #i have. so many feelings about chronica #and independents in general. i like giving them the plant noses #strong bridge + big eyes with heavy lids #kids who look like their aunts #friend pointed out that if somebody with a big brain got around to shipping meryl and chronica their ship name would be chronicyl #you know. like chronicle #the chronicles of chronicyl #it’s hilarious to me. sorry. women should kiss btw #big fan of it #my wife collection. wolfwood included

[54625]

The whole qFit coming out thing pairs absolutely hilariously with the qFitza ex-fuckbuddies headcanon. qFit coming up to qPhil and being all 'i have something I should probably tell you.. seeing as you're one of my most trusted friends.. I might be gay..' and qPhil is like 'we have fucked several times' and qFit goes 'but that was just a buddy thing though! between dudes!'

#the idea that qPhil would have to explain to qFit that most straight dudes don't Want to fuck their friends is hilarious to me #qsmp #qsmp fitmc #fitza #also quick rhetorical question; why is the ship name for philxfitxpac “fitpacza” #when “fitzac” (which is a perfect combination of fitpac and fitza) is right there and way less clunky?

[wistea-art]

shh… they’re sleeping….

#wistea.art #undertale yellow #starlo #dalv #starlo uty #dalv uty #corn yaoi #fucking hilarious ship name btw

[alkalische]

T4T hoederines

#arknights #Ines #Hoederer #Hoedererines #i don't know their ship name but it's fucking hilarious #art

[my-maehem]

✨Yule Ball outfits✨

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Apologies— tumblr is making them blurry and I can’t make them any smaller…

Context:

So I did some research and learned that in the Victorian Era, they used flowers to convey messages! And I thought that was the coolest thing, so I decided to incorporate that logic into their outfits!

Here are the flowers/herbs and their meanings:

Sebastian:

Dill: Message for “Powerful against evil” but symbolizes “Vitality, Joy, and Pleasure.”

Rosemary: Message for “Remembrance” but symbolizes “Love” and even “Remembrance” again

Gardenia: Message for “You’re lovely, Secret love” but symbolizes “Purity and gentleness.”

Hemera:

Blue star: Message for “Admire their strength, determination, and endurance.” But symbolizes “Perseverance, Persistence, and Strength.”

Aster: Message for “Love, Daintiness, and Charm” but symbolizes “Wisdom, Faith, and Valor.”

Blue bells: Message for “Kindness, Grateful for their friendship, love, and support” but symbolizes “Humility, Constancy, Gratitude, and Everlasting love.”

Points if you can guess what messages they are conveying 😏

#I think I actually have a ship name for them— “Follow“— LMAO #or Semera but it almost sounds like smear to me— #I think Follow is a hilarious ship name #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hphl #hphl mc #hphl oc #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian x mc #Sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy art #hogwarts legacy fanart #yule ball #Hemera Fotia #maeartworks #follow vibes