You know you fucked up if Among Us is calling you an idiot
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the dark lady’s guidance; quench the light of the moon
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"you're a symphony, I'm just a sour note" what if I screamed what if I got this tattooed on my arm what if I cried
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This is the entire article on Pink News🤣
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I love seeing a person I have never liked get called out for being a bad person.
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I wanna suck on Matthew Michael Murdock’s fingers 😡
this is so fucking real, sucking on them during any kind of act, like if he’s got you bent over the counter.
he coos in your ear about how well you’re taking his cock, all while reaching around to your face to shove two of his thick fingers in your mouth, your lips enclosing around them and some how it gives you permission to shut your eyes while matt works harder. the suckling of his digits gives you purchase, and it allows your whimpers to vibrate through his being with every thrust, maximizing the pride he feels while fucking you. grinning to himself even.
“s’good sweetheart-fuck-y’like being full of me, huh?” matt groans, taunting you for taking his multiple sensations with ease, because you enjoy being his desperate cock-drunk puppy
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just finished watching FAC. going insane over the twink!Ice King.
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shoutout to mlm fanartists y'all are my favourite people
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just walked into the taco bell next door to my apartment building to pick up dinner (we order frequently since it's like a 45 second walk from gate to store) and got the fastest service of my life
usually we have to wait a few minutes even if our order is ready to pick up, today it was instant
the only difference was that today i was wearing a crop top instead of a hoodie
i cant prove that the crop top itself was what made a difference, maybe they've just figured out i'm chill and come there regularly, but it's still interesting that the one time i walk in wearing a crop top the dude running pickups gets my order for me the second i give my name instead of asking me to wait
weird coincidence if nothing else
but i also wouldnt be surprised if it was the exposed midriff and fantastic rack that did it
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You Can Do Nice Things For "Selfish" Reasons.
Doing something nice for a "selfish" or self-serving reason doesn't cancel out the fact that you did a nice thing. Unless you tell them, nobody knows your motivation behind doing the nice thing.
It makes no difference to them.
Bring home-baked goods to a gathering so people compliment your food and tell you how incredible at baking you are. Donate to charity to impress people. Smile and be kind and polite so people like you. Compliment people in the hopes they'll compliment you back. Help someone pick up their things because it makes you feel like the main character. Let a stressed parent with crying children cut ahead of you in line because you just want the loud kids to be gone as soon as possible.
People don't know why you did it.
People do know what you did.
People know you brought home-baked goods to a gathering. Charity got a donation. People know you were smiling and kind and polite to them. People know they got a compliment. People know someone helped them pick up their things. The parent knows you did a kind thing for them.
Whether you do it selflessly or self-servingly, your action doesn't change, nor does its impact.
Not doing nice things because you "just want something in return so it's selfish" is worse than doing nice things for self-serving reasons.
Putting good vibes out into the world because you want to pretend you're a dashing and chivalrous young lad whose wealthy family tragically passed leaving you to inherit the mysterious family mansion and all the men admire you and all the ladies talk about what an honest, good young man you are and all the nonbinaries get gender envy from you and the unlabeled and agender folks just think you're really cool and everyone attracted to men fancies you is good and harmless and fun.
You can other peoples' days and your own day better simultaneously. So do it.
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they make out sloppy style after this btw (i was there)
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Look at my new son! I love him.
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I’m having “I could make an animatic to this song” thoughts despite being a dodgy drawer and having no animation experience
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look bro im the master at dunking cans into the trash * throws soda can towards trash can. it misses horribly and ricochets around the room before flying through a window, effectively breaking it. it continues to ricochet away from here into an unknown place far from here. * hm.
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Ready to go to my next AJR concert and have another borderline religious experience
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