#house of whacks

[thesimpsonsultimateshowdown]

The Simpsons Ultimate Showdown!

Round 4; 16 Competitors Remain:

SNOWBALL II/V VS PATTY BOUVIER

Snowball II/V TidBit: Many Simpsons books are jokingly dedicated to the original Snowball. For example, in The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family, the dedication reads, "We hope that they change your cat box in kitty heaven more often than we did down here." In The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror: Fun-Filled Frightfest, the more morbid dedication reads "We're sorry you're gone. You would have made a tasty hors d’œuvre." Also, in The Simpsons Holiday Humdinger, it reads, "As this snow sculpture thaws on the first warm day, so will our hearts melt whenever we think of you."

Patty Bouvier TidBit: In Season 27's "Puffless", where Patty stayed at the Simpson house during a fight with Selma despite Homer's reluctance, Patty privately admitted to Homer that she only mocks him because she is jealous of him having a successful marriage and family with Marge, while all she has is Selma, leaving Homer feeling grateful for her having opened, albeit briefly, a window of kindness.

#bff rip #house of whacks #disgruntled goat #the simpsons #polls #snowball ii #patty bouvier #kill the boy #springfield arena 4

[franklespine]

So I get it, House is a pretty messed up guy. Old news. I already knew that coming in to the show. But nothing prepared me for how genuinely batshit insane Wilson is. He offers to pay back a patients loan on his house because he got a diagnosis wrong. He donated a piece of his liver to his patient who was only a vague friend who he doesn't even seem to enjoy hanging out with that much. He noticed his patient had depression purely because he didn't talk about his grandkids. He was going to jeopardise his entire career to make a euthanasia speech because one of his patients suffered all the way to his death. He drove a patient home, did her groceries, cleaned her house and then slept with her. Not to mention he like is the only one who can actually mess back with House with his crazy manipulation tactics, like he can fr be an incredibly manipulative schemer if he thinks its for House's (or occasionally someone else's) benefit.

Just damn. He is crazy.

........there is no way this guy had a healthy relationship with his parents.

#House md #James Wilson #what a silly guy #just watched 6.10 if you couldn't tell #he is fr out of his mind #also love how that episode shows how whack the diagnostics team must look from an outsider POV LMAO

[spacetravels]

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#huntlow #the owl house #willow park #hunter deamonne #amaje art #i’ve been so out of whack. art wise. but

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #a friend in deed #the moment columbo realizes the murder is coming from inside the house #not only is his ass guilty he's lying to columbo's face about it. he knows he's the best guy on the force and still doesn't give #he's just like ''ok so you figured out that i whacked my rich wife lol. swag'' to columbo's utterly Horrified expression

[bonefall]

Anything planned for Whitetail? She’s bland in canon but I do love her

BB!Whitetail is so... I want to study her.

To begin with, she was an apprentice during the WindClan Massacre.

(Her mentor was not Onewhisker btw, he was too young)

She had two siblings, Graypaw and Blackpaw.

Graypaw was killed that night. Their mother, Sorrelcharm, probably also died.

Suddenly being thrust from her home and losing half of her family messed with her. Obviously. Who wouldn't feel this way

She has a perpetual sense of waiting for the "other shoe to drop." Like no home is truly safe, and it's a matter of time before the next big move.

Unfortunately... she's not totally wrong. Blackfur was either killed by TigerClan or a mine collapse. They were forced onto the Great Journey. Mudclaw's Civil War resulted in a raging inferno across the moor. Whitetail gets commended for how reliable and even-headed she is in the face of disaster, but it's because her mind is expecting the worst case scenario ALL the time.

Her personality is intense and orderly, only kept back by the fact she's a hopeless romantic.

PROFOUND sense of whimsy. She gives off a chilling air of seriousness, which stops people from discovering that she can be a real mush.

(Girlie galloping through the moor who whips off-course, as if she caught a glimpse of prey in her eye, only to have taken a short detour to crash through a puffy dandelion.)

When they all got to the lake, she had a brief fling with Onestar. She liked a lot about him-- his new status, yes, but also that when they were together they were just having fun. It was easy.

But... he didn't want it to continue romantically. He turned cold one day when the subject of kits came up.

They broke the unofficial relationship off unofficially, but a short while later he spoke to her again to arrange an honor siring.

He wanted to raise his kittens alone. Whitetail was willing to help him do that, as long as it could be known that she sired them. And that if the kittens wanted to know her-- they could do so.

But still, she didn't understand why he'd turned so suddenly. Not until much, much later.

But before then, she ended up developing an unlikely bond with Brushblaze.

Probably because they'd both been turned down by Onestar, funny enough. They were talking smack one day about failed relationships and it kinda clicked.

Whitetail: "Like idk, was it something I said? Am I the problem"

Brushblaze: "no, you're fine. He's the problem."

Voted WindClan's Most Intimidating Couple, between Whitetail's aura and Brushblaze's resting bitchface

They have two kittens together; Smokehaze and Galerunner. Around the time of their birth, Heathertail decided she wanted to take Whitetail up on the offer that had existed since she was born.

Brushblaze was a personal friend of hers for a long time, she wanted to know Whitetail, and she would like to experience what it's like to be a sister.

Sadly, Brushblaze didn't live to see his kittens become warriors, but Whitetail did.

Whitetail's BIGGEST personal failure interpersonally was, sadly, Breezepaw.

They were an awful match. Every wreckless action he took would badly set off her anxiety, which expressed as her snapping at him.

No matter how hard she tried to have patience with him, or how many times she scolded him to be more careful, it never ever worked.

On his end, the more visibly upset Whitetail became with him, the worse it made his fear of rejection. He was driven to do more and more dangerous acts to prove himself, which only served to make his mentor worse.

But ultimately, Whitetail was the mentor in this situation. She really tried, but she failed him as a teacher. They don't have the close bond that most apprentice/mentor relationships do, and Breezepelt only got lonelier.

For a while, Breeze felt like Brushblaze was "against him" for falling for his terrible mentor. It made it easy to reject his friend's advice when he said stuff like, "don't join the strange cult in the woods" and "this darktail bloke's a bit funny"

I think Whitetail has come a long way and is a much wiser person now than she was while she was Breezepelt's mentor... but.

She's cordial and accepting of Breezepelt now because it's what Brushblaze would have wanted. She doesn't trust him.

In fact she feels right about this. In her mind;

"Breezepelt needs to feel like part of the Clan, it's what Brushblaze would have wanted. Everyone deserves to feel safe, and more than that, this is the best way to neutralize him. When he's making soup and raising kittens, he's not hurting anyone... but he's had more chances than anyone here. Yeah I was harsh on him when he was a child, but he's made plenty of bad choices as an adult. I'm not being cruel or holding a grudge to keep him at a distance from Galepaw and Smokepaw... I'm being realistic. Brushblaze died to rescue him. I'm not going to lose more family to be nice."

This hurts Breezepelt... but it's fair. He tries not to think about it too much. He's learned the hard way that the people who will never like you anyway matter MUCH less than the people who love you.

I also don't really see a need to kill Whitetail off yet, because she makes a really good elder imo. She's practical but still likes to have fun, and is capable of giving really good analysis.

#Three cheers for ppl whose anxiety doesn't express by just making them look scared #But instead makes them snappy and uncompromising and unpredictable #Anxiety that does not make you a smol bean but instead makes you a smol hand grenade #Anxiety that makes u respond to minor changes in your daily routine by making an escape plan and squaring up #Anxiety that. When you see so much as a drop of rain. You build an arc and start whacking animals with your stick to get the hell aboard #BB!Whitetail #Better bones au #In a haunted house Brushblaze is the one who screams and covers his eyes #Whitetail punched it and is now apologizing to the poor actor #Can we get McDonald's meme: #Whitetail: 'we have food at home' #Brushblaze: (halfway between Single Black Coffee and Chanting)

[bobbydabob]

Someone should put him in the insect whacking machine

#charisma house #ito fumiya #god there’s too many. Do people even check the individual tags #terra crsm #crsm #rikai kusanagi #tendo amahiko #sarukawa kei #iori motohashi #ohse minato #ok #He’s an alien to me #trust #10 minute doodle. No one put *me* in the insect whacking machine for how bad they all look. #thought it was funny to just keep them like that

[okayto]

Yes okay fine this is the video of Momiji eating while the dog comes to investigate and ask why she wasn’t given any lettuce.

#I’ve got some fun videos of them together if I can figure out how to edit family photos out of the background #Momiji Hasenpfeffer #bunblr #house rabbit #the dog WOULD try everything the rabbit ate and look at you sadly if you didn’t let her try the salad #video #original #don't worry--they were always supervised and you can see that Miji doesn't care that she's sniffing him #as long as she didn't make sudden moves or noises that startled him they were cool. He literally walked on top of her weekly #got a great video of him being whacked in the face with her tail and still coming back for more

[sacrus]

4×08 is the most House episode ever, House is zooming around on a scooter, the team is trying to steal Cuddy's panties, the patient is a worry-less magician and Foreman is not stopping anything i love it

#although I am on the 7th minute #just #let me dream about such a whack ass ep that is seems to be #house md #hate crimes md

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back

it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it

#slamming my face into a wall repeatedly #i cant leave it there to deal with after Sleep #bc my cats like to go onto the countertops when no one is looking #and i dont want either of them to get poisoned #but i cant rinse it into the sink with the faucet hose bc there's stuff in the sink #but idk if i can bring myself to do dishes with That next to me #and my fear of spiders is so intense that i Cannot get close enough to take care of it with a towel or somethin #im very good at fucking myself over in various ways! #if i had an appetite id lose it. permanently #what if! instead of dealing with it! i curl up in a corner and cry #except im not gonna do that ive filled my tears quota for the year & doing nothing wont help anything #sorry for venting again i just. ohhhhh this is horrible this is Terrible #if i still had my whacking stick id tape a big wad of paper towels to the end and clean the mess up that way #from a Distance! #absolutely unprompted #i wish i wasnt so terrified of spiders #they scare me So much.... #the point of feeling physically ill! and like sobbing! or panicking! and this spider was Big! #i wish they'd stop coming into the house.... i hate killing them but i cant function knowing theyre there #but i can't force myself close enough to put them in a cup and bring them outside #so now i have THAT on my counter. disintegrated spider. #life is too fucking much lately... jesus.... i should really just bite the bullet and get this shit over with #no use waiting a month in perpetual terror unease and guilt. do it scared yk yk #im tired of my chest hurting and not being able to eat! i dont like it! i need change! terrifying horrible change!

[wulfhalls]

every single person watching the show + mattemma: so that was absolute bullshit huh

#licherally if both of ur lead actors think this shit is whack af and that it doesnt make any sense for their characters #maybe just not do it maybe just simply dont #daemon x rhaenyra #hotd #house of the dragon #mattemma #txt.me

[theartingace]

Did you ever finish that centaur compendium booklet you mentioned a while back?

Not yet unfortunately 😔 it is still technically in progress and it is a life goal at this point to finish it, but i got taken hard by the SAD this year and have been dealing with major work-related burnout so it's been an ongoing negotiation with me @ me wanting to put it together and also life being a knock down drag out recently.

Rest assured as i get back to putting things together it will be my pinned post here!

#asked and answered #centaurs #this place is the best place for centaur news #no shade to your question! #i appreciate your enthusiasm for the booklet!! <3 #but between a fixer upper house #that wants to break at every turn #and a passive aggressive employer #doing every shitty thing you hear about online #plus rampant interpersonal drama? #shit is whack yo #im not as the kids say #having a good time #but centaurs and fandom are still my go to seratonin machines #as always #so i perservere

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Talvas Fathryon: When someone says, "I'm so thirsty," I get scared knowing I'm 60% water.

Nixiel Veres:

Nixiel: Tal, that's not—

#wizards are whack pass it on #talvas fathryon #oc: nixiel veres #house telvanni #tel mithryn #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

[squeakadeeks]

if i had a dollar for every time a religious missionary knocked on my door to "spread the good news" while i was actively in an acute mental health crisis i'd have 2 dollars, which isnt a lot but also. how many times does this have to happen before they stop coming.

#technically ive actually had three but the ones where they come to my home feel more violating and embarrassing #heads up im going to talk about grim things but its so bananas that its hard not to talk about #2 years ago i had one come while i was Participating In An Activity One Does When You're Grappling With SI #and it was a very bad time and an overall terrible encounter #especially bc it was obvious at the time i was deeply unwell but of course they didnt want to actually address it #and today i had two come while i was having an active manic episode and looked DEEPLY insane and was in the middle of some bullshit #and both times as soon as i opened the door i can tell theyre like 'oh fuck' and realize that theres something serious going on #but at the same time. play stupid games win stupid prizes. #if someone is having a MH crisis they try to do it in a safe and private environment like their gotdamn house for a reason w/o strangers #and if you just show up unannounced to talk about Mormonism to a random persons house theres a good chance youre going to be- #interrupting something and that something isnt always good #i know door-to-door solicitors are '''normal''' but the whole thing really whacks me out and makes me feel kind of angry

[variousqueerthings]

I appreciate that 2023 is the year of david tennant casually wearing queer pride fits out of the house

#david tennant #dtennant leaving the house wearing a pair of shoes or a t-shirt under a jacket or a pin #people online zooming in: we have identified the exact pride sale this comes from #it's a bonus that twitter conspiracy-whacks are going insane about it when he doesnt have social media #who are you yelling at??? he can't hear you

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Hogwarts House Points System

“Right then,” said Professor McGonagall, looking up at the hour- glasses on the wall, “well, I think Potter and his friends ought to have fifty points apiece for alerting the world to the return of You-Know-Who! What say you, Professor Snape?” “What?” snapped Snape, though Harry knew he had heard per- fectly well. “Oh — well — I suppose . . .” “So that’s fifty each for Potter, the two Weasleys, Longbottom, and Miss Granger,” said Professor McGonagall, and a shower of rubies fell down into the bottom bulb of Gryffindor’s hourglass as she spoke. “Oh — and fifty for Miss Lovegood, I suppose,” she added, and a number of sapphires fell into Ravenclaw’s glass. “Now, you wanted to take ten from Mr. Potter, I think, Professor Snape — so there we are. . . .” A few rubies retreated into the upper bulb, leaving a respectable amount below nevertheless.

It is so tiring that these kids keep getting house points for non-school related things.

And McGonagall could not make it any clearer that this is nothing more than a Gryffindor cash grab. With Luna being an afterthought and all.

It would have been fairer to simply give back the points Draco and co. had unjustly taken as inquisitors. But I guess that is not dramatic enough for our heroes who are rewarded once again for being idiots.

Gryffindor house is literally the worst.

#anti minerva mcgonagall #anti professor mcgonagall #anti gryffindor house #order of the phoenix #hogwarts is a bad school #hogwarts house points system is whack #severus snape #draco malfoy #harry potter series

[zorosdimples]

i went to the bank and bought a car and changed my car insurance and god i did so many adult things today i wanna cry

#my worst fear is being perceived and all of these things require being perceived #wdym u can’t do all this shit online with no face-to-face interaction or phone calls #i have the worst anxiety and i’ve been shaking all day (caffeine probably didn’t help whoops) #i feel partially proud partially sad #it’s just. idk owning things isn’t so important to me? i mean it is but i think our current capitalist society is whack #i wish i lived somewhere walkable with accessible public transit #but i grew up in the suburbs so all i know is driving. we. drive. everywhere. to everything. #so this was a smart financial move bc i literally cannot function as an adult here without a car #even though it would’ve been nice to save it for idk a house or a nice vacation or something? it’s okay