#how dare you suggest such a thing

[hersweetrevenge]

#blorbo from my shows #glup shitto #feel free to tag your most underrated or unknown blorbo #daneposting #how dare you suggest such a thing #of course this isnt about dane #(it is) #but its also about every actor for whom i have watched some truly mid content #because they were an extra in it 15 years ago or in it for 15 seconds #rohan campbell #brian van holt #bill moseley #brad dourif #especially brad. the way he is the foundation my writing blog was built on #and for all my random glups who i decided were worthy of main character energy #the things we do for our faves (watch mid media)

[misc-obeyme]

Every time Leviathan speaks to you about anything, he immediately wishes he hadn’t. Nothing you do indicates that you think what he said was stupid. You react in a perfectly normal way. But somehow, he knows deep down that you’re just being nice to him.

Levi curls up in his tub at night and thinks of everything he’s ever said to you, over and over and over again. He remembers your reactions, but discards them in favor of what he assumes is the truth. One where you think about how odd he is, how you wish he would stop trying to talk to you. He thinks about how he can’t take it back. It’s too late and the damage is done.

Even when you reach out to him, when you start the conversation, when you ask him to go with you somewhere, when you show up to his room wanting to play video games, he still doesn’t believe that you actually like him. And every time you leave again, he’s obsessing over everything he did, everything he said.

And then one day, he isn’t. He’s not sure when it happened. Instead of the usual anxiety, he finds that he’s happy. That he’s grateful for the time he got to spend with you. He doesn’t question the things you said or did, doesn’t assume that underneath your smile you were wondering why you put up with him.

Levi knows that you like him. It’s in the way you never give up on him, the way you always seek him out. The times you’re vulnerable with him and tell him about your own feelings, needing comfort from him. The way you trust him with your thoughts, your truths.

It makes Levi realize that he can trust you, too. That he can hush those anxious thoughts telling him that he’s unworthy. Because now he sees his own worth when he looks into your eyes.

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#no this is not at all based on personal experience how dare you suggest such a thing #sigh levi is too much like me sometimes I swear #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me leviathan #om leviathan #leviathan obey me #obey me leviathan x reader #om leviathan x reader #leviathan obey me x reader #obey me levi x reader #om levi x reader #obey me levi #om levi #misc writes

[nostalgic-shamefest]

had to let him know right away

#what do you mean I've doctored the- HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! #lacho #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #ignacio varga #bcs #better call saul

[girlinthetardis04]

WWHAT THE FUCJ??

I JUST OPENED ARCANA TWILIGHT AND IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD FOR OBEY ME!?????? YOU WANT ME TO CHEAT ON MY BOYS?????????

#how DARE they #i am an extremely loyal young woman thank you very much #how can you even suggest such a thing 😤 #i mean ill play it eventually #someday #but for now i remain loyal to my silly star sorcerers #arcana twilight #obey me! #my post

[born-to-lose]

Was finally back at the bar last Saturday after three weeks of being sick

#it was karaoke night!! but i still had a sore throat and came kinda late so i decided not to sing this time #it was so fun tho and i got tipped €60 even tho my shift was only 6 hours and it wasn't really crowded #it was so sweet how everyone was happy to see me again since i had to skip halloween and my two previous shifts 😭😭😭 #my boss said 'heyy melissa high five great to see you' and complimented my shirt and his wife was like 'risen from the dead! welcome back' #and the girl i hadn't worked with before but who i've seen at meetings and concerts immediately hugged me and was so nice to me #i wondered why she sang along so enthusiastically to 'männer sind schweine' by die ärzte until i found out her husband suddenly left her #with three little kids!! 🙄 one of them has cancer and now she suddenly has to find an affordable apartment for the four of them #this is stressing me out so much how fucking dare he. men. our boss posted about it on facebook asking for help which is really kind of him #after we closed when the security guard jokingly suggested a new guy for her she said she's becoming a lesbian so welcome to the club ig #anyway don't we love it when guys suddenly dump you out of nowhere as soon as things start to get a lil rough. viva la lesbianism for real #my face #the bartender chronicles

[pride-moth]

Yo who's awake and can drop me fic recs, I'm on a long ass train ride

#peterick #fall out boy rpf #peterickey #joetrick #petekey sure why not #me? a multishipper? how dare you suggest such a thing #gabilliam #another sure why not lmao

[bahoreal]

i forgot. i live alone now. no one will judge me for taking a shower at 11pm because I've been procrastinating going to bed because my hair feels disgusting. i can do what i want. omg. im gonna have a shower

#a full year of living with my mother and her shock and despair and horror when i do things like #eat lunch at midday #shower past 9pm #get ready for work at... 8.30am.... #she's literally like... you dont work... on MY schedule? you wont wait ONE MORE HOUR to cook exactly what you would have cooked anyway #and eat it alone anyway? how DARE you. that is the most fucked up thing ive ever heard. #sometimes im like how am i not more fucked up but. im pretty fucked up #anyway I need to buy a bathmat im taking suggestions

[crisispider]

super dumb question but if a proposal was like a thing how would you want to do it or have it done?

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → Ask Peter questions! - Accepting - @oceansfirst

"Mhmm Not dumb.." Peter hummed, turning his head to look over at Clint. There is only the briefest of pause as he debates on how.. seriously he wanted to take this question. (The last thing he needed to do was FREAK Clint out.)

"Honestly? I just.." another pause, finding himself a little UNSURE of himself. "As long as you mean it? It doesn't matter.. whatever way is the perfect way."

#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → I handled it like a champion. [ Inbox Interactions ] #[ ◉¯] ✧˖° ♡ → There’s a little bit of loser in us. Being a loser with you doesn’t suck [ Clint || Oceansfirst ] #Peter who definitely hasn't thought about things like themes cake flavors and what their first dance song would be #he doesn't know what you are talking about #how dare you even SUGGEST he has thought about that

[only-one-brain-cell]

*Chanting* it’s not all about Spencer, it’s not all about Spencer you can do this.

Me 10 minutes into the first episode without him: I miss Spencer

#criminal minds #criminal minds 11x7 #how am I supposed to post if he’s not there? What’s that I post about the other characters? *gasps* how dare you even suggest such a thing!

[writing-good-vibes]

somethin' 'bout a horse and a man and a cadillac

i present more of the silly little road trip au i have in my brain. corey and michael are (still) on the lam and corey is living out his silly little cowboy fantasies. big thanks goes to @slutforstabbings for putting the cowboy thoughts in my brain. no WARNINGS this time, besides a little bit of shoplifting.

Corey spots the security camera in the thrift store as soon as he walks in. The red light flashes conspicuously from where it is mounted in the corner, pointing towards the shop floor. It looks old, a lot older than the ones they use in Walmart or Target; the picture should be pretty bad, if they ever even watch the footage back.

Menswear is towards the back of the store, past the household goods. There are a few other people shopping, mostly in the women's section at the other side of the floor. Corey wanders through the homeware aisles on the way, looking with distain at the rows and rows of knickknacks. His finger runs over the edge of the shelf as he passes by.

He needs to get in and out quickly really, Michael is waiting outside with the engine running. But there's something about the return to civilisation that makes him linger longer than he should every time he stops in a gas station or dollar store, like being a spectator to the real world. Only, for the first time in his life, he likes being on the outside looking back in. Plus the air conditioning makes him shiver in the best way compared to the constant sweat he has while they drive.

Over the past few months, Corey's clothes have certainly taken a beating. He'd gotten used to swapping things out, when and where he can find them, but he preferred stopping at thrifts. Stains and tatters will soon make his current jeans to conspicuous to keep wearing, giving him an excuse to ask Michael to stop in the next town they got too.

Corey looks through the long rack of jeans, pressed up against the back wall. He needs something sturdy, durable, but comfortable enough to wear pretty much all the time for a good long while.

He finds a pair of real Levi's that he thinks will do, glances back at the flashing red eye of the camera, and steps a few paces along the clothes rail. Corey is pretty sure he's out of the field of view as he folds the jeans up, tucking them under his jacket and keeping them in place against his side with his arm. He's still not exactly a professional, far from it, but he's found his method.

When he turns to leave, that's when he spots it. He know he needs to go, but instead he stops at the end of the next aisle and picks it off the stand it's sat on. A brown felt stetson, with a thin, woven leather band.

Corey's eyes light up, a half-grin creeping over his face. Keeping the jeans tucked beneath his arm, he puts the hat on his head, peeking at himself in the mirror above the shelf. He tilts his head, this way then that, and the half-grin spreads out across his face.

He leaves the hat on and keeps walking. There's still no one close by, either busy shopping elsewhere or occupied at the register. Corey takes a deep breath, looks straight ahead as he reaches the store entrance.

The heat hits him as he steps out into the midday sun, prickling the back of his neck where his cord jacket rubs at his nape. He makes a beeline for the truck, sees Michael sitting just as he left him in the driver's seat.

Seeing Corey, Michael leans across the bench seat to open the passenger door. Corey breaks into a trot, looking back to double-check that no one has noticed him yet.

"Go, go, go," Corey breathes, sinking down in the passenger seat, hat slipping low on his head. His hair is just about growing back out since he cut it off, and the weight of the hat flattens his curls against his forehead before he pushes it back up.

Michael puts the truck into drive and crosses the parking lot, pulling smoothly back into the traffic heading out of town. Corey pulls at the waistband of his old jeans, tossing them into the back seat once he untangles them from his legs, and pulls the new pair on. They fit well on the waist, snug but not tight.

Once they're back on the highway, the sun seems to blaze even hotter, radiating off of the bleached tarmac. Corey's starting to feel the dust in the air, feels the difference from one state to the next. He props his feet up on the dash, his hat shading his eyes from the mirage ahead, and turns the volume of the radio -- tuned to the local rock station -- back up enough to hear it over the rumble of the truck.

They're headed west.

#corey cunningham #michael myers #halloween ends #halloween h40 #cowboy corey #cunningmyers #technically corey x michael if you squint. but you can ignore those vibes if that pairing isnt your bag. #his new hat is not at all based on the one rohan wears. how dare you suggest such a thing.

[ask-teamgalaxyrecruit]

Sakaki; she’s already too attached to me, if she knows that I’m proud of her she’ll be even more annoying. 

Ingo;  mmhm, next time she joins us for dinner I’ll relay all the compliments if you’d like 

Sakaki; …tch. 

#Pokemon legends arceus #pokemon giovanni #pokemon rei #pokemon ingo #Ask-teamgalaxyrecruit #‘What? Me? Be nice to my honorary little sister? Never how dare you suggest such a thing’ #- Sakaki probably

[toothr0tt]

Damn we really did just have masculinity be tied entirely with capitalist ideals and then just went, yeah thats okay and normal

#im just thinking about how much of being a man is presented by how much money you make #can you provide for a family of five? #no? #then youre not a man how dare you even suggest such a thing #unless you are performing your role perfectly you are cast aside #just like any bioessentialist gender role bullshit #im so tired

[navarice]

algorithm?? in MY emotional support transformative fanworks site?? not today satan.

#ao3 #so but srsly shut up abt adding an algorithm to ao3 lol #figure out how it works or go back to wattpad #archive of our own #msg me personally and I will teach you for the love of GOD kiddos do not even dare suggest such a thing

[aturinfortheworse]

i can relate to the protagonists of lovecraftian horror stories because i too can see the perfectly obvious order of the universe playing out in front of me and when i tell people about it they dismiss it as the ravings of a madman or argue that it "'doesnt make sense"'

#ruin rambles #anyway this post is about how like. #i have two very different experiences of anxiety. #the first is like 'oh i feel anxious about a thing. it sucks that i feel this way about a harmless thing.' #the second is like 'Actually my fears are perfectly rational and how dare you suggest otherwise.' #and when the second one is happening the little comentator in my head is like #'wait is this how people have delusions? is this what a delusion is like???' #i mean mine arent delusions bc theyre logically plausible #not PROBABLE necessarily but they hold up to scrutiny #which i think makes them not delusions #but i do feel like i understand that experience in a way i previously didnt

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Going through the entire Sexyman Wiki and playing Smash or Pass with my roommates. Can someone make a tier list with all 829 entries for me so I can show tall the results

#gonna have the following tiers: 1) Smash 2) Wouldn't smash but I do love them #3) Pass in a 'not my cup of tea' way. Yknow nothing against them #4) Pass in a 'how dare you even suggest id fuck this thing' kind of way #maaaaybe a 5th row for characters I cannot comment on ie all those Magnus Archives lot #like I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what they sound like and I have no context or face to judge them on #smol speaks #tumblr sexymen #would it explode the computer to make this? Possibly. Do it anyway #it's fun looking at my previous tier list and seeing Majima in the 'dont know em but they seem cool' row and well #take a look at my last few reblogs to get an idea of where he ranks now #also why the fuck did I put Sasha Nein in the 'dont know em and don't care to' row?? I fuckin love that man