#how good uhhhh bisexual

[maukiki-but-cringefail]

[okay wait repost bcs i found the video of it] I INVITED MY FRIENDS OVER TO DO A LITTLE BEYBLADE TOURNAMENT AND ONE OF THEM CALLED A DUAL-SPINNING BEY "bisexual beyblade" ITS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP THINKING ABOU TIT

#It was variares btw #king bisexual confirmed? #dude broke my string launcher btw #thanks guy #sent rock zurafa flying across my room #thanks for that also #mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade #beyblade metal fight #beyblade metal saga #variares #variares beyblade #video translation: #in quotation marks #how good uhhhh bisexual #my terrible laughter follows #and then he says #you can change it whenever you want

[cherrymoonvol6]

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#k so i started watching the shera show just to see if catradora is as bad as people say it is #(because seeing that people hate a ship makes me 200% more invested fyi) #and like. i do Not see it girlies #i do think the show is as shallow as they come and maybe the whole catradora backstory is too much for it #currently on ep 4? 5? of s2 and i'm pretty comfy with the fact that catradora will be endgame #because their dynamic is easily the most interesting one in the show #although crab lady (what was her name....) and catra scratch an itch of mine too #mainly bc i am really into one sided pining #and i like that (oh it's scorpia i remembered) scorpia is the easy option for catra #someone who idealizes her and is already invested in the idea of getting together with her #and catra having this realization of the nature of scorpia's feelings in that episode (4? 5?) like UGH that's some good shit right there #but what stood up to me about the show was how uhhhh like there's so much ship bait everywhere #not in a malicious way. just in the way that there's ship teases for a lot of pairings in the show #like glimmer and adora and bow with uhh everyone (disaster bisexual characters my beloved) #like it just feels very queer positive and casual. i really like that #but yeah. so far i'm not head over heels with catradora but i definitely think it has a lot of potentiak #and the fact that they are the endgame couple is pleasing to me #like IMAGINE identifying the couple with the most potential and making it canon. some other shows could've learned that lesson #oh well! (lumity why are you so fucking boring it pains me)

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Slightly boring question, I know, but what LGBTQ+ headcanons do you have for the mercs (if any) , and for any of those, how do you think they realized?

LGBTQ+ Headcanons For The TF2 Mercs

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oh no anon this isn't boring at all, I love talking about queer shit, and TF2 so this is super fun for me!

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Uhhhh, light homophobia and transphobia??? I tried not to add any but a little bit of it!

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Demo is trans and gay. He was like twenty when he realized he was trans, like this dude was sitting in his home, and it just randomly clicked? Immediately thinks,

"Oh, that explains a lot." He had absolutely no clue what to do with that information, but he eventually figured out how to be comfortable in his own skin. As for him being gay, it was probably just the natural progression of things. He liked men before, and he liked men after. This man was so scared to tell his mom that she literally didn't care, she loves her son.

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Engie is pan and trans. Engie just always knew, like felt it in his bones knew. One of those kids who the moment they could talk just goes, "Oh yeah, I'm a boy now." His parents would just tell him he was a tomboy and that he'd grow out of it. Wrong! He only became comfortable with his identity when he was fifteen, only after years of internalized guilt and transphobia though. Uh, he definitely had to keep it a secret for a lot longer than that. He also just always knew he was pan. He always liked women and men, and he realized he didn't even care if the person he liked was both or neither. He just likes people!

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I think Heavy is bisexual,and like, he didn't even realize it until he met the other mercs. He just ignored the fact that he liked men. After all, every man around him seemed to only like women, so he just focused on women. (Well, not really, lmao) anyway! One night, all the mercs were talking about their escapades, and then some mercs brought up their experiences with men, and he just stared at them and was like,

"You, you can do that?" The team is just like,

"Yeah???"

"Oh."

(I've seen other people headcanon this and I love it and agree so much.)

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Medic is intersex and it just went unnoticed? Lack of proper medical care and a neglectful mother will do that to you. He's glad, though. Growing up, it was confusing for him, especially when he realized that his body was different, but he learned to love himself. He actually learned that he was intersex indirectly. He read some books on anatomy and realized he didn't look like the people in the book and that his body couldn't quite be defined as male or female. Would only be able to put a name to it years later. (I think he'd have Klinefelter syndrome) He's also gay! I think he just always knew, he just never had interest in women, but always chalked it up to being to busy with his work and studies to have time for dating, then he kissed a guy, and oh boy it clicked then. Once, he didn't have to worry as much about being harmed for his identity he became the silly guy you see now.

(His ass does not have a wife! He would call his husband his wife.)

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I want to trans Scout's gender so bad, but alas, it's funnier if he's cis with T-boy swag. BUT, this man is a queer. Bi disaster. He had a stroke when he first joined the other mercs. This man had to work through a lot of shit, all while pretending he isn't working with men who make him question his sexuality on a daily basis. I think at first he tries to convince himself that it's nothing or battles with extreme internalized homophobia and self hatred, and it takes him forever to accept the fact that it isn't weird or wrong to like both men and women. He's still just scared that even though he likes both, he's not good enough for either. (Oops, got angsty my bad.)

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Sniper is queer but just doesn't care too much about exploring his sexuality. He knows he has a preference for men but also has never considered being attracted to other genders, but also doesn't think he'd mind, and over all he just, doesn't know, and it's easier for him to just call himself queer and not have to figure it out. I don't think there was a defining moment, I think one day he just realized he wasn't attracted to just women anymore.

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"You can't just headcanon every shapeshifter as genderfluid!" Uh, yes, I can. So Spy is genderfluid. Spy dress might not be canon, but it's canon in my heart. He has no problem with being masculine one day and feminine the next. I think he realized on a mission one time (not with the other mercs) where he had to present fem for some reason, and he really liked it. He's also bi with a preference for women. He dealt with a lot of internalized homophobia like Scout did (like father like son and all that), but eventually came to terms with it when Scout came out actually. He realized that it probably wasn't that weird, especially when the other mercs chimed in with their sexualities.

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Soldier is pan, but he is also another case of "I want to trans his gender so bad, but it's funnier if he's cis." The comedic value of him not understanding being trans so he's supportive in the weirdest ways. Um, as for him being pan, he just doesn't care. He likes anyone who's a similar personality type to him, gender doesn't matter. It's all the same to him. I feel like it's another case that he always knew, dealt with internalized homophobia, and then the other mercs helped him work through it. (The team is very helpful when it comes to being queer, nothing else, though, lmao)

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Pyro is well, a whole bunch of identities, but I personally rock with, mtf trans agender, pan, and ace. So the mtf and agender part might seem kinda complicated, but I'll do my best to explain! I feel like Pyro was born male, but just always hated they're body and always wanted to have a female body, but then they realized that they wanted to have a feminine body, but no gender, so they did just that. Another case of them liking everyone, they just have a lot of love to give. Being ace, for Pyro, is no sexual attraction at all, just wanting to love a person, wanting romance, not anything more. They realized everything separately, being trans when they were around their teens, basically going through puberty and realizing how awful it felt for them to present as male, being agender years later when someone referred to them neutrally and they really liked it, and being pan when they forst started viewing people romantically, and ace when they got into a relationship.

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Not that it was asked but Miss Pauling is a lesbain btw

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Ah, these queers. UH Medic did everyone's surgeries, in case you we're wondering. He has so many uteruses lying around.

Some short and sweet hcs, uhhh, i have no idea what order im writing anything rn to be completely honest, I'm hoping I'll get through my flufftober asks, then some angst and some other asks but we'll see if I switch this up.

I had such a hard time writing this, I kept getting embarrassed at my writing style and thinking it was the worst thing ever written 😭

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #team fortress headcanons #tf2 hcs #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 miss pauling

[mushiemellows]

You mentioned you had some tricks to better write brook? Did you mind sharing?

Tbh brook is still pretty tricky for me, I've only given him one attempt, and that was mostly uhhhh well if you know the brook fic you know. It is what it is. Here's how I prioritize the flow of words when I write from brook's pov:

Like Franky, Brook is an Isolation Monster. You're gonna close your eyes and put yourself back in like Winter 2020. Lose it a little bit. He talks to himself, and he talks to himself narratively. He offers his comments, he is actively internally commentating. He's telling this story to himself, not an outside reader. Blur them lines.

He is a gentleman before he's a perv. He's sweet, he's old fashioned, he's a boundary-less idiot, but in an old man way.

He thinks in music. I looooooove giving him a music metaphor. The comment I had about learning a lot from writing brook, I was thinking about because I've been writing Sanji this week. I realized I can lean on a similar instinct and focus a bit on Sanji thinking in food. Process, time, senses, courses, construction, etc. Brook's similar, so I did work to tie what I was writing about sex with music. Those are two of the most interconnected human sensations. Drums, tempo, instruments, volume, the sensation of playing, the sensation of listening. I do a lot of word association work when I set up my more metaphor heavy sections, and you have to be unafraid to take a metaphor two or three steps beyond the first association.

He is easily awed. It's the simple things that make him sit back and go "My goodness, how lovely." Brook (like, admitedly, Sanji) has a complex relationship to Lack and Desire. The longer he has been without, the more he treasures what he has. He Wants, but he doesn't want huge things. He wants friends, he wants contact, he wants a glass of milk.

THe fact that he asks to see big mom's panties is the most radical thing anyone has ever dared to vocalize in the entire series. This is key to his character. He is a Whore, but all he has are those gosh darn Pelvis Bones. He is genderless. He is bisexual.

when in doubt go Peepaw Mode. Oh peepaw, at it again. You're so funny peepaw. He probably Grandpappy Sneezes. He'll ask anyone to sit on his lap even tho there's no way you could. I'm begging him to pick up knitting.

#answered #hope this is helpful but I know it isnt.

[tiktaalic]

I’ve talked ad Infinitum about davy does homages which is to say. He goes wow cool visuals. And then says well my job is done and turns his script in which drives me. Nuts. Girl the themes. The themes? Where are. The themes. This drives me nuts abt the reservoir dogs ep and the noes ep and of course. The gonch ep. I do think. Much like stuck in the middle with you. Goncharov ep fails upwards. Because it may be a rip off episode on a cw show of an acclaimed filmé. But you show me dean winchester taking a drag of a cigarette IN his katya drag and I clap clap clap like a seal. Side note to say. It’s endlessly funny. That there are three main characters in supernatural. And in goncharov. And davy Perez goes. Hm well dean will be goncharov and cas will be Andrey and then they can take turns being katya. Crowley can also take a turn at katya as well. And sam? Well sam will play sam winchester.

My point is. Supernatural is good when it’s bad. And it’s intoxicating. When they start throwing around these characters with hundreds of pages of analysis attached to them without understanding the bulk of that analysis. Because then EYE get double analysis. Wow two cakes ass episode. And like. As much as I think the homages suck I love that they suck I love that I get to deconstruct them and compare and contrast how much dean ISN’t goncharov vs how he is and What It Means about what aspects they chose to highlight as shared and what aspects (aka the judas kiss) that they go uhhhh we are NOT doing that. Anyway. Crazy that on my screen dean kins the gonch, a gun toting bisexual man who certainly does NOT id as bisexual who does what he does for The Family. A man who spawned a thousand thinkpieces about the entwinement of male intimacy and violence. An that he kins him. Dressed to the nines in katya drag but make it palatable for a middle america that is a season away from saying #nobisexualityfordean. And LOVING it and not even know it’s what he’s doing just relaxed sprawled and comfortable and and embodying this role effortlessly

#I will say I think for this particular ep it falls less squarely on Davy’s shoulders bc I KNOW Andrew dabb loves to make a hokey itialian ma #mafia episode. Nd he was show running. so what are the odds he saw a hokey Italian mafia ep and went is for me? #spnwatch #etxt

[akajustmerry]

I didn't realise you were a snowpiercer fan! I'd love to hear more of your thoughts on the series. I swear hardly anyone watched it which is so sad!

oh man I LOVED snowpiercer. like. truly a show made for me with all my favourite tropes, character types, and genres. but yeah alright quickfire snowpiercer thoughts let's gooo

josie and layton were so fucking boring sorry I know that was the point but I literally was so bored I also hate love triangleish situations where it's a woc vs a white woman so yeah hated that soooo much

literally best chemistry a cast of a drama have ever had. a bottleneck show like that lives and dies on dynamics and the dynamics in this show were all so compelling. til and layton, melanie and ruth, miss audrey and zarah, Alex and wilford, even fucking pike and ruth were crazy compelling. everyone was so compelling. (except, you know)

I really liked how it catered to people who loved the film, but also distinguished itself very clearly in that the visuals and vibe were lifted from the film but the story did its own thing

I fucking love the production design for the garden cart and the night cart and all the carts in the different classes

kinda loved how everytime you'd have a question about how the logistics of the train worked, the show had your back. I never felt watching it that I didnt understand how everything worked.

Loved how it leaned into the body horror with Josie's sub-plot. Insaneeee

Uhhhh the twist of the second train? Blew. My. Mind. to this day it's one of my favourite twists ever it was so well done, and the way that gets built on with the democracy and piracy plot lines is so good

I loved zarah so much. Main character of the show 2 me

I also loved how the show actually deals with what being on a train forever does to people, mentally

Also loved the little references throughout the series to other environmental disaster stories like Day After Tomorrow

loved how at the end of the world there was so many bisexuals and lesbians. amen

Arguably my most unpopular opinion is that Melanie was boring as a main character. The white feminism of her character being pitted against layton's struggle for liberation pisseddddd me off (which I know was the point but still). I liked her more when she left and came back as a more secondary character. though her and Bennet were so hot. why lie

speaking of hot um yeah daveed diggs covered in blood many times. send tweet

and i miss this show every day and I'll never forgive Warner Bros for fucking over everyone in this show the way they did. Hugest irony ever that a show about how fucked up late capitalism is got killed like that 💀

#snowpiercer #anon

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

Tagged by @vonlipvig and it's come around at a great time because I've actually been finishing media lately. Imagine that.

Last song/piece I listened to: Chor Bazari from Love Aaj Kal. AZAD HOON MAIN TUJHSE! AZAD HAI TU MUJHSE! wait i just noticed that the lyrics are saying "now i'm free from you, now you're free from me" but it's using the most informal 'you.' Which kinda implies they still have a degree of emotional intimacy despite being exes. Despite the whole song being about how they're exes who are handling this reunion super maturely even if they're bemused by it all lol. Interesting.

(also Deepika was still in her awkward rookie actress phase here but I can see the glimmers of the kind of stuff that would go on to make her really good at more naturalistic roles.)

(great now I want to rewatch it even though I remember it being the platonic ideal of a timepass hahah. If only to rewatch the sequence where early on they have a 'we're breaking up!' party because they dont want to do long distance and then later on she calls him from the airport and they have this lighthearted conversation talking about their gripes with one another that they never mentioned in the relationship in order to keep the peace.)

Last book I read: Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. Horror novel about the bisexual disaster black sheep of a family going to a family reunion in Italy and... oops [cocks gun] villa's haunted.

On one hand is it kind of a mess with weird pacing and some dropped plot threads and it has multiple themes that don't quite congeal? Yes.

On the other hand, did it FUCK MAJORLY?? Yep!! Probably my favorite book I've read this year so far. So cathartic.

Last film I watched: Piku, solely to look at several actors' faces and it delivered on that front.

Last TV series: I don't... know? I think it might have been that documentary series about Nickelodeon. And I'm glad survivors got to tell their stories, but like a lot of recent true crime documentaries about systemic crimes I felt like it didn't go deep enough. For every Dan Schneider, there are quite a few people above people him in the corporate ladder who have to sign off on their abuses. But that's all very bleak so let's move on. (Also it turned out I am still not far away enough from The Old Job to really be able to deal with this content.)

Last video game: Pentiment! I was playing a "choose the rudest option" round and was shocked every character hated me.

Last thing I googled: Diavola to remind myself of the author's name.

Last thing I ate: Pasta and broccoli.

Sweet, savory, or spicy: Spicy.

Amount of sleep: As usual I genuinely don't know how much was actual sleep and how much was lying around half awake.

Currently reading: Uhhhh so many things. My Lent resolution to only read things I own and/or have started didn't go too well (but better than I had been before because I actually finished some things.) I'm probably going to try and make an effort to return Emily Wilson's Iliad translation and/or the biography on J. Dilla.

Currently watching: Uhhh does watching the Murder on the Orient Express play all the way through every other night count?

Tagging @onetrueharem @ponydeathisland @amarguerite @invaders-forever @sickfreaksirkay aaaand honestly everyone who wants to do. And doesn't want to YOU LOT ESPECIALLY

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[hornytome]

On a scale of one to one hundred, how well did it align with your writing?

I mean… pretty damn closely. 7/10. It was actually better than all of my fantasies lol.

We spent a LOT more time with him than I expected. Like 6/7 of the days we were in his area. There was a lot of crazy monkey sex. Like 3 times in 24 hours type shit. We both went all the way, w condoms obviously.

What I didn’t expect was how tender and loving he was. Kissing our foreheads and rubbing our shoulders. He said I gave him one of the best blowjobs of his life. Turns out I LOVE sucking dick. Also an AMAZING kisser.

He said he’s never had anyone show him that intensity of attraction or attention. I think he was a tad overwhelmed by it. He was very, very sweet. He said he’s not romantically interested buuuut I’m not so sure. We’ll see.

It was…. Very good and confirmed a lot of things. I feel more confident in my body and self. I told him he’s only the 2nd person I’ve had sex with and he was like HUH. Definitely bisexual lol.

We did go clubbing!! Nothing sexual at the club, but uhhhh. We did go home and fuck until 7AM. Slept in until 2PM lol.

We all mutually agreed that the cuddling and kissing was the best part. We’re sort of all, like, special cuddle buddies, I suppose.

We went all over, did lots of sightseeing and such. We talked about life, friends, family. We really like him. We miss him a lot. He’s a special person to us. Very odd relationship, but we’re happy. A very, very good friend. He’s invited to the wedding haha.

Anyways, fantasy accuracy: 7/10

Satisfaction with the whole thing: 10/10. Better than I could’ve imagined. Much more special and meaningful than expected. Life changing experience. Very human.

None of us went looking for this situation, and it was very organic. We had a lot of fun.

PS: Cum tastes like bleach.

#bi nsft #transmasc #transmasc nsft #macs thoughts #bisexual nsft #bisexual #bi #queer nsft #my asks

[mountainfrogs]

SGT FROG IDENTITY STUFF

UHHHH i havent thought of the platoon as much but I will DO MY BEST

Keroro: He/Him Autoromantic

Largely cis, but the guy is in love with himself. He is in love with All Aspects of himself, even as he may have a shitty fragile sense of self-worth. It's a kind of narcissism, arrogance to mask the insecurity, but that's why he's in love with himself. Passing crushes on Pururu, childhood things, the closer you are to something like Him, the more interested he might be. It's kinda insane. God bless.

Tamama: He/Him Demiboy Homosexual Aroflux

Tamama's a kid so there's not a lot going on here right now, but sometimes he feels like a boy sometimes he just vibes and that is Okay. He does grow up to Be largely gay but romance isn't really on the radar. Take or leave. He is here to fight and become strong.

Giroro: He/She bigender pansexual demiromantic

Can you fight? Can you beat him in a battle of life or death? You're in buddy who gives a fuck What ur gender is, but he does need a big connection to actually develop romantic oriented feelings. As far as gender goes the guy vacillates a lot and feels like both most of the time but he doesn't really get it so he hasn't discovered the 'she' part yet. It sure feels pretty good when he gets forced to play dressup and act fem tho....

Kululu: He/She/They/It genderfluid asexual quoiromantic

Kululu just exists. Like he just Is There. He's the guy who either feels like No gender or one of them or all of them and he would in fact be that cunt who doesn't tell you what way he's swinging so he can zap you for getting it wrong he's a cunt. Kululuko is great fun tho, hard ace, doesn't understand the diff between romance and platonic, he thinks all the adults need to just kiss and chill the fuck out

Dororo: He/Him Bisexual Biromantic

Dororo is boring I am so sorry. He's cis amab and likes many genders in varying capacities but all are worthy of love... Or something like that. He is however prone to falling very hard very quickly due to not really being noticed like a Lot.

Garuru: He/They Asexual Aromantic

Non-binary king who does Not understand romance but loves his family both biological and found so very much. He's a lot sillier than everyone gives him credit for.

Pururu: She/Her lesbian

WOMEN Pururu has been subject to comphet a Lot throughout the years, such that she barely every Gets to interact with other women and figure herself out. She'll get there eventually

ORIKERO WISE

Umeme: She/They/Ume demigirl barararomantic/sexual (no i am not joking)

Umeme feels comfortable in her skin maybe 75 percent of the time. The other part of the time she feels like a mysterious total lack of gender imparted upon her by being mentally part another species of alien and how do you deal with being dysphoric because you're not another total species that has a complete lack of concept of gender? It's a long story. her orientation is barara and just barara.

Barara: He/They/It Agender creechur umemeromantic/sexual (no i am not joking)

Barara has like a complete lack of identity. He doesn't know what he is, or who. Is he even a person? He builds his sense of self around his purpose, or facets assigned to him, or what he loved ones need. He/Him predominant right now but given time and age and maturity he may assume they/it or even it/its fulltime. His orientation is umeme and just umeme.

Shisese: She/her MtF trans lesbian

Trans who is big for WOMEN she's down to date and meet and flirt but it does take time for her to really Bond with others due to her job and stress and whatnot.

#keroro gunso #orikeros #keroro #mountainous lore #umeme cmtn #barara cmtn #shisese cmtn

[elle-p]

hoping you haven't received this one already :]c since she's your namesake, my pick is elizabeth for the ask game !!!!!

This is long under a readmore!

favorite thing about them: she's silly!!!! I do love how in the darkness of P3 there are still characters who are so filled with joy. There's also a trend in P3 about character opposites. Her and Theodore, Hero and Heroine, Ryoji and Aigs... they all act as foils to each other and as foils to the protagonist(this is a really bad way of explaining it....).

least favorite thing about them: uhhhh.... probably her quest to save Hero. Not it as a concept, but what's come out of it. It's underused and made the fandom too divided. I also don't think there's a way for it to happen? Idk....

favorite line: Guhhhh.... I don't know many of her lines by heat.... The only thing I can think of is in the opening/her sl rank 1 of p3d in japanese she goes eeeyyyyyaaayyyyyy its paaty taiimmmeeee!!!!!!!

brOTP: AIGIS!!!!!! Her and Aigis are really underused..... WAIT ALSO RYOJI. The bisexuals who love Hero(ine) no matter what and would die for them they should join a club.

OTP: HOW DO HER AND HEROINE ONLY HAVE 4 FICS ON AO3?????? At least the 2 that are there are really good..... Everyone wants gay romance options until there's an actual gay romance option...... her hangouts are different too they get to dance in the club together...... at least we have Velvet Blue(I don't have many thoughts about her ships I just need to point this out)

nOTP: uhhhhh...... idk..... her with Hero Heroine and Aigis are the only ones that really exist to me and they're underrated so....

random headcanon: hmmmm. I think it's fun that she uses Thanatos to defeat Erebus since everything he represents is something Erebus would absolutely hate but that's not really Elizabeth related nor is it a headcanon..... I think after Arena she gets to have fun with the IT and SEES, especially since she remembers Dancing and is resolved to have more bonds.

unpopular opinion: I mean my least favourite thing probably answers that ha. Oh I guess her personality got changed so much in the spinoffs that going back to her hangouts is really jarring. She's so much less outgoing. The unpopular bit is that I prefer her spinoff personality. I also kind of don't like her english voice? She's got this weird accent? I think that's also why I prefer her in the spinoffa.

I think I'll skip the song one for every character sorry.

favorite picture of them: not a picture but in the weird masquerade there's a skit where she can't eat the bread it's so funny..... me gi do la on

This one's from the arena stageplay

This is a trading card from the movies???? I saved it last year it definitely wasn't from the original source. It's as 'ART OF THESE 4!!!'

This will sound insane but. You know that image of the guy holding the cat and pointing accusatorily at someone? Elizabeth holding Thanatos pointing at Aigis. A better dynamic than Aigis forgetting her name this should have gone in the headcannons bit

I also love this one

I love her... for being my name I haven't thought about her enough

#thank you for the ask!!!!!! #her using thanatos in arena made me think too much of her ryoji and aigis' club #i also think its funny shes the only one hero can gently decline

[claraetc]

( CHASE SUI WONDERS / 25 / NON-BINARY / SHE / THEY ) — did you see HOPE’S SUPERFICIAL FRIEND, CLARA ZHAO, wandering around the mercer hollow today? i heard around town that the COLLEGE STUDENT and BARISTA is AFFABLE, and ANIMATED, but also VENGEFUL, and SHAMELESS. people say that they remind them of A PLATFORM BOOT DUCT TAPED TOGETHER, AN OLD JUKEBOX, and RASPBERRIES EATEN OFF FINGERTIPS, but how well can you ever really know someone in mercer hollow? ( bennie / 22 / mst / they/she )

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full name: clara elise zhao nicknames: if you can come up with a good one they'll take it lol age: twenty five  birthday: april 13th chart: aries sun / pisces moon / scorpio rising gender: non-binary pronouns: she/her & they/them (no preference) sexuality: bisexual & biromantic  faceclaim: chase sui wonders height: 5′5 hair: brown eyes: brown tattoos: a few small ones in patchwork style piercings: three earlobe piercings on each ear clothing style: lacy shirts paired with ripped jeans, torn fishnets, oversized t shirts and maxi skirts, doc martens duct-taped together, aged silver jewelry painted over with nail polish, platform converse, leather jackets, graphic t shirts (often with graphic sayings lol) with a polo collar peeking out occupation: barista at black ridge coffee and college student (biology major, final year of undergrad)

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uhhhh right out of the bat let's get into her EVIDENCE 😍 this is private knowledge to muses and nobody knows but clara but ... us muns can know as a little treat. clara was the result of a one night stand between bridget zhao and an unnamed mercer man (hope's uncle). not wanting a kid at all for many reasons (like he maybe was cheating on his wife lol), he disowned the zhao's quickly and after his name was forcibly put on clara's birth certificate (bridget is petty as fuck), he actually paid them a fair amount of hush money in order not to tell anyone else. as soon as clara was old enough to understand though, her mother told her who her father was, and since then she's had a strong distaste for the mercer family - some concoction of longing, jealousy, and hatred.

growing up was pretty lonely for clara, yktv when besides your mom you have 0 other family and you don't really make friends until mid elementary school because until then you just kind of like to stick your hands in the mud and chase your classmates around with worms? besides that, life was pretty decent. although they weren’t well off, clara's mom always made sure there was a pack of ice cream sandwiches in the freezer and clearance rack flowers on the kitchen table which was aided by the pay from her long hours as a dentist.

truthfully, nothing else notable happened during their childhood-high school. this is partially because it's true and also i am leaving it open in hopes of big plots with other muses who were in mercer hollow at the time 🧍‍♂️ if you have any ideas ... do lmk. in high school though, clara was nearly expelled for picking a fight during lunch of her junior year. having no other record, she made a deal with the principal to get it taken off her record if she got a 4.0 that semester, and thankfully was able to.

post high school graduation is about the time when the mercer hate train started to kick in. seeing hope get straight into college and continue to just be lil miss perfect with all the time in the world to improve her image, clara started to get jealous. they weren't able to go straight into college due to not having the money, and their mother didn't want to take out any loans. they also spent most of their time working, rather than just getting to do what they wanted like her.

however, upon getting accepted to the biology program at 22, clara and hope started to run in the same circles with classes/friends. instead of ... being an absolute dick to hope, clara decided to fake it until they made it because hope was still ... family 🫤 whether she liked the mercer's or not and thankfully hope seemed to be on the same page that she really didn't like clara below the surface, but unbeknownst to their connection.

anyways, they're going into the last year of their degree, making 40,000 lattes a day, celebrating and crying about hope's death, yktv or not i'll save you from reading more.

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clara? a good time ... mostly. i'd say they're pretty easy to get along with, most always kind and they'll do everything in their power to hold a conversation. they're a great storyteller and they like to see how people think :P

they also love a good laugh. unless they really have to, they don't tend to take a lot of things seriously. for instance, if you're the right company, she'll probably make some jokes about hope's death/disappearance too, half as her way of coping.

never having anyone super close to them growing up, they crave interaction with others and just really any relationship they can get. it doesn't matter if it's healthy, toxic, or just the most simple thing as them seeing you as a regular even if you've only come to get coffee from them once. while there may be a some exceptions (see: hope), just being around people is enough to satiate them. like small talk and holding the door open for people and smiling at people when they walk by them? right up their alley.

on the more negative side ... clara is a supreme grudge holder. mainly self proclaimed. if you wrong her to a certain point, it's basically over. it will be extremely difficult to get back on her good side. also, due to their people loving nature they also tend to be quite naive sometimes. even though they swear revenge is in their nature, it's not a rare occurrence for them to get walked all over while doing nothing about it. if they see the light, then the hatred will kick in, but you've got like 5-10 strikes usually.

additionally, they really just could not care less about what people think about them either. maybe being exposed for her evidence later will push her limit with this, but they sadly give me the vibes of the person that will just film absolutely wild tik toks in the middle of a supermarket check out lane even though everyone is looking at them like they want them dead.

in short: positive traits: personable, soft-hearted, analytical, intuitive, humorous, intelligent, a good listener, mostly open-minded, caring, logical, affable, animated

negative traits: inarticulate about feelings, unforgiving, vengeful, shameless, sometimes quick tempered, impatient, sometimes critical, vulgar, sometimes naive

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

friends from college/mutual friends with hope. i say "friends" loosely because clara wasn't really friends with hope either. just people that were in the same circle, got invited to the same things.

friends in general! they like people!!!

regulars at black ridge coffee. could be good or bad. maybe she uses the foam to put menacing things on their cup as a threat.

an idiotic pair of friends/bad influences for the other. tbt to the high school fight, clara sometimes likes to get in #dangerous behavior. borderline crimes ... shoplifting from chains ... drugs ... other things of the sort but never caught! yet

found family i beg of thee. sibling like friendships ... a father figure

a pair where they're equally as convinced that the other had a hand in hope's death or disappearance. with the knowledge of her lineage being private, the other muse would have to theorize about some other dirt for clara

a roommate! clara moved out at 22 once she got into college. this could either be on campus roommates or off. with clara's funds tho ... keep in mind they might not be living in the best place ever

similarly, neighbors! they could be neighbors now or from clara's childhood home

gut wrenching hate plots of where they really love each other but things just can’t work out for one way or another. love that shit

gentle romance <3 slow burn. someone who won’t hurt her. we can always plan for this and try for chem and just see where the wind takes us.

or unrequited love idk!!! could go either way.

people who treat clara like shit! but she likes being around them anyways because she doesn't feel that alone. could be hookups, friends, anyone. could be juicy if your muse knows they can basically do anything to clara and takes advantage of her.

the person that clara fought in high school LMAO?

other people that clara seeks revenge from??

as i mentioned in the background portion, i am very much open to clara taking any wcs/big plots that they could fit at any point, esp in their past. if you have something you're looking for, even if you're not sure if it'll work, ask me anyways bc most often i will be happy to make it work lol

licharally i am open to anything

strike through = taken

#$!%? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀/ about . #i may make changes to this but for now ... take it. i beg #mhintro

[calumthoodshands]

Thank u adi @sunfleursky for tagging me i‘m slightly tipsy but oh well here are eight shows that uhhhh say something abt me? Whatever the game is sorry i know i’m talking to much (song by COIN)

Skam[France] bc duh. I was like 16 and it changed my whole personality. If anyone said anything close to ‘Noora’ i probably responded to it. So did my wardrobe.

We’re struggling already but i can do it i swear, so, um. I’m gonna say eyewitness bc that was one of the first shows i watched that had a main non-hetero representation (obvi next to skam) AND was a crime show?? it was also such an incredibly good show considering the plot? And the suspension? Like it literally had me on the edge of my seat almost the whole time? Had no idea how it would end? Big ass recommendation and a shame it’s so niche.

Ummmm Stranger Things. If you didn’t watch this what r u doing /j. Such a good show and such good characters!! Shoutout steve harrington obviously. Robin <3 . Incredibly well done and one of the few rather scary shows i’ve watched but it’s so good i had to watch it all and i cannot WAIT for the last season.

The end of the f***ing world. It’s so good! It’s so fucking dry it’s just incredible and it made my cry too. The way it told its story really stuck w me and i‘ve rewatched it several times

Trinkets? One of the few shows w a lesbian lead…. I really love the characters i just wish they had done more w the story rip

Then we got,,,, I am not okay with this, which is just an incredibly entertaining story with characters I adore somehow, it‘s just a little different from the usual teenage shows, yet so absolutely normal it‘s almost terrible. But no it‘s good and i loved it bc it’s so real while also not at all but also yes. Relatable as fuck and also rewatched several times

Sex education? Banger. Real. Entertaining. Girl power. Made me cry. For once a good, almost hetero couple (maeve is unfortunately very very bisexual sorry to my boy otis but aimee literally exists).

Avatar the last airbender……. Few shows did it like atla let’s be honest. Characters are all 11/10. So so so good and also it’s a good 2D show like how rare are those.

I’m taggingggggg um @halfyourheart @uservalentine @burstingsunrise ……. @ladybugnoah and @calumsash

#tag game #love u adi #small additional shoutout to the office bc it’s good but didnt make the ranking bc it’s just entertainment for when i’m eating lunch/dinner #and got… not even sorry it has some of my favourite characters ever ok

[crayonverse]

university fnaf sketches + a very small relationship chart

i also gave will n henry ahoges bc they r so fun to add onto an oc. ohohoho you got a little piece of hair now fucker

watch how william struggles with his sexuality and tries to figure out if he loves clara or henry before his Girlfriend Clara has her baby (that she didnt make with him but he'll probably look after it)

this takes place before phil n will met as well uhhhh

Clara is studying teaching, she wants to be a teacher. specfically a dance educator bc shes really good at it

phil is studying architecture

henry is studying programming and mechanical engineering

william is studying robotics, programming, engineering + hes researching bioscience on the side. hes a habitual over worker

hello kitty fan william afton bitch with a sanrio aesthetic other buzzwords

phil and clara are waving at each other. also both of them are bisexual. they are both catholic and like to read the bible together on sundays. they are the TRUE gal pals...................

#fnaf #fnaf retropop #William Veronica Afton #Henry Fred Emily #Clara Afton #Clara Schmidt #Philip Scott Garcia #fnaf William #fnaf mrs afton #fnaf Henry #fnaf phone guy #fnaf fanart #eins lil drawings

[lucifers-horror-harem]

Tag Game for People You Want to know Better:

Thank you so much @bloodlst for the tag 🥺💜 Always love seeing u on my dash

Three Ships:

I don't have a ton of ships anymore but uhhhh heres some

Adam/Eve (Only Lovers Left Alive)

Chucky/Tiffany (Child's Play)

Vegeta/Bulma (DragonBall Z)

First Ship:

I can't remember when I first started shipping but it was probably something from an anime most likely Naruto so uhhhhh fuck idk probably Pein/Konan? I mainly just self shipped tbh cause none of the ships appealed to me lol

Last Song:

Comrade by Volcano Choir

Last Film:

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Currently Reading:

On kindle I'm reading Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke and Other Misfortunes by Eric LaRocca and on audiobook I'm listening to The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones. I tend to usually have an audiobook and a regular book going on at the same time lol

Currently Watching:

No Country for Old Men for the first time. So far pretty good 💜

Currently Craving:

Some potato chips, I never realize how much I want chips until I don't have any in the pantry lol

Tagging: @cyanide-latte @spookyscaryslashy @visceravalentines @bisexual-horror-fan @tinalbion @aaaautomaton @ace-of-hearts-and-spades and anyone else who wants to, as always no pressure 💜

#charlotte speaks #tag game

[justbabyme]

I was tagged by @mrslittletall , thank you!!!!!

15 questions!

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope! I used to have a few older relatives with a name similar to mine, but not technically the same!

2. When is the last time you cried?

I... Can't actually remember. My eyes are watery a lot right now because of allergies, so it's a bit hard to tell!

3. Do you have kids?

Nope, not yet and I'm not really sure I want any...

4. Do you use sarcasm?

Occasionally, but not all that often! I'm usually pretty exaggerated when I use it too, so it's easy to tell!

5. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Depends! I'm kinda face-blind so sometimes their hair or clothes, sometimes... Nothing...

6. What is your eye colour?

Hazel, so a mix of brown and green! So figure the bisexual couldn't make up her mind... XD

7. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?

Happy endings, please!

8. Any special talents?

Uhhhh... I'm pretty good at (verbally!) teasing people to the exact point where they're blushing and flustered, but never so far that they get uncomfortable? That's what you get when you have a bunch of kinky friends...

9. Where were you born?

Britain!

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing fanfic and online roleplay are my two big ones! I guess maybe theme parks too? I don't know, is that a hobby?

11. Do you have any pets?

Nope!

12. What Sports do you play/have you played?

Absolutely none, I am NOT athletic! I took dance lessons when I was like 5, but not since...

13. How Tall are you?

5'0 exactly!

14. Favourite subject in school?

The childcare class I took during my last 2 years!

15. Dream Job?

Honestly, if I absolutely HAVE to work, I think I'm fine with what I'm doing right now - a simple office job with good hours where I know I can easily complete any task given to me without getting stuck!

I'll tag @chocolate-otaku for this one! Thanks again for the tag!!!!

[devilbrakers]

4, 9, 11, 19, 21, 28 for the birthday girl el and for gray please >:)

TYSM RENA <33

El:

4. how crafty/resourceful are they?

She is very crafty and that's a big part of why she survives in the wasteland. On top of Akira teaching her survival skills in case of something a situation like the bombs dropping, she's quick to figure out what she needs to do and is good at making do with very little.

9. favorite food? least favorite? are they a picky eater? do they have any dietary restrictions?

She lovesssss empanadillas! Her mom made them a few time while she was growing up and El was hooked after. One of the few things she knows how to make herself fjskld

11. what do they have in common with you? how are they different? would you get along with them?

Hmm. I don't think I actually have too much in common with El anymore? I'm not really sure though fjdsklfj. But she's wayyyy more ambitious and hard-working than I am and much more outgoing. I don't think she'd dislike me but she might find me a bit boring </3. I'd like her though.

19. are they quick to anger? what sets them off?

El's always been temperamental but she's mellowed out a bit with age over the years. But she's still easily irritated by the little inconveniences of life and all the new bullshit brought into her life via the wasteland which I would say is justified. But she's not nearly as explosive as she used to be.

21. their favorite place to be?

Pre-bomb drop, it was her tattoo shop! It's where she spent a lot of her free time even if she wasn't really working. It was just comforting to her to hang out in a place that she pretty much made from the ground up. In the wasteland though, it's goodneighbor and the north church. Both are relatively safe, not diamond city level fortified but enough to help her relax a bit. Plus, she met her favorite people there (mac, deacon, and hancock).

28. how do they show that they care about someone? how do they express that they don't like someone?

I said in another post that El's main love languages are physical touch and quality time but I'd replace touch with gift giving now, I think. She just likes to provide! But it's also something she just kinda picked up from her parents so she has mixed feelings about it sometimes. So she'll buy things that made her think of you and pay for outings/dates, etc etc. She'll also try to split her free time a little more evenly and spend some more time with you.

Gray:

4. how crafty/resourceful are they?

Very! Miko and Blake made sure to pass that down to them so they could survive on their own. They know a lot of people and also know how to make do with very little.

9. favorite food? least favorite? are they a picky eater? do they have any dietary restrictions?

Favorite is breakfast pizza :/ they're just like me fr. Idk if I'd say they have a least favorite though since they'll eat just about anything that's edible so definitely not picky or restrictive either.

11. what do they have in common with you? how are they different? would you get along with them?

They started out as a self insert but have very much strayed from that jfklds. We still have some things in common though which is the Ezra OC blueprint of autism and bisexuality <3. We also both pretend to be laid-back and care-free while in fact not being that way. As for differences, they are much braver than I am and overall I could not imagine living their life idk how they do it 😭. I do think we would get along though! I'd love to be their friend

19. are they quick to anger? what sets them off?

Uhhhh it depends? They're way more patient with people they care about than they are strangers, whom they're far more likely to get angry with and actually act on it. But trying to get them to talk about something they don't want to talk about (ex. their past or their real feelings on something) can often be an easy way to irritate them regardless of your relationship. That's something they need to approach first more often than not.

21. their favorite place to be?

Nature! It was really only place they felt they belonged for a long time since it's what their powers rely on and there's not often many humans to deal with. Not they dislike them on principle since they're half human themself, they just never felt quite like a person until they met the dmc crew. But nowadays it's more of a comfort thing since it's so familiar.

28. how do they show that they care about someone? how do they express that they don't like someone?

Depending on the point in time, they really just went out of their way to make people think they didn't like them regardless of how Gray actually felt. This was in an effort to protect all parties involved since getting they'd already lost so many people </3. They were cold and uninviting, often mean if they felt they had to be which always broke their heart but it worked except for on one person. That also ended poorly.

Anywayyyy. Nowadays, they're trying to be more open with their affections whether that be platonic, romantic, etc etc. They're not very good with words or actions for that matter but they're trying FJDSL. They're still trying to understand that standing next to someone and telling them random botany facts unprompted is in fact not enough for a lot of people FJDKSLF. It's endearing though.

#thank u again. they are rotating in my mind palace rn #ask #aartyom #my ocs #el #gray