Friday April 14.
Stop: time for kitty cat facts.
Stop! Arrêtez! Hou op! Спри се! Halt! Pare! Detener! 停止! रुकें! 중지! Dur! やめる! توقف! תפסיק! Imani! Itigil! Kwụsị! Prohibere!
You get the idea. It is of the utmost importance that you stop right there—because it's Friday, and times are tough and friends are few. So, we thought we would both complement and/or remedy this situation with a prescription that goes down smooth every single time: an assortment of the finest kitty #cats combed from the dashboard's discerning cat fandom, as well as a series of fascinating cat facts with which you can show off next time the need arises. Impressing friends? Check. Games night? Check. Dinner party? Check. The International Conference For Interesting Cat Facts (ICFICF)? Check. For all things four-legged, fascinating, and feline, you've come to the right place. We like to think this post has found you for a reason, in fact.
The oldest known pet cat existed 9,500 years ago
Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping
A cat was the Mayor of an Alaskan town for 20 years
The record for the longest cat ever is 48.5 inches
Ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their cats died
House cats share 95.6% of their genetic makeup with tigers
Cats walk like camels and giraffes
Isaac Newton invented the cat door
In 1963 a cat went to space
A house cat can reach speeds of up to 30mph
The oldest cat in the world was 38 years old
The richest cat in the world had * seven million dollars *
That, as they say, is that. Call us The Post—because we promised cat facts and we delivered. And then some. We will now bid you on your merry way towards not just the Friday you need, but the Friday you deserve. With some #cats.
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Frankenstein, Astronomy, and Horror
Oh, now this is interesting...
Appropriate, as we're coming into Spooky Season.
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There was this puzzle book I read in primary school called Map & Maze Puzzles. It was one of the Usborne Superpuzzles books, and the puzzles were all really hard. The puzzles were arranged into five related stories in different time periods that end up coming together, and although the settings were quite silly, I wasn't really familiar with a lot of the things they were riffing on, so it just felt really strange and surreal to me. Combined with my inability to do most of the puzzles, it left an impression. Also, interlocking stories in different time periods are extremely my thing.
At some point as a teenager I remembered the book, and decided I wanted to try rereading it and see if I could do the puzzles now. But when I looked for it in the public library, their copy had fallen apart and been removed. I'd got it from my primary school library initially, but I didn't really have access to that by that point. Also, it had burned down when I was in year six, so that copy probably didn't exist anymore either.
It was out of print by then, so I started looking in second hand shops and book fairs, and it was never there. I didn't care enough to try ordering a copy online, but I did look around for a PDF. I don't think even those fake digital piracy sites that try to bait you into downloading 438,726 viruses pretended to have it.
So that's been childhood puzzle book white whale for a while. I still look for it whenever I'm around second-hand books, and sometimes search the title. I checked Open Library when I heard about it a few years ago, and there were a lot of books I remembered, but not Map & Maze Puzzles. Their collection skewed pretty American, so I wasn't really surprised. Also, it had been so long that I didn't really expect to ever see it again.
I've been seeing more and more things sourced to Open Library links lately, and that reminded me of Map & Maze Puzzles, so I did another perfunctory search today, and... look!
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It exists?! I guess I'm... finally going to avenge my childhood self. And find out if it really does talk about Nova Scotia. (Seems like it talked about Terra Nova, and I heard the name Nova Scotia later and thought it was the same thing) (This book isn't even set on Earth, which I'd been able to tell at the time, and was very confused to later learn that Novia Scotia was a real place.) (Okay but they did talk about Mappa Mundi) (Kind of)
The really weird thing to me was scrolling down to see when it was uploaded, because it definitely wasn't there last time I checked.
I think I got the time zone conversion backwards at first, and it couldn't have been uploaded on my birthday on the 7th, but that's still extremely close. Present specifically for me?!?!?!???!? (It was not specifically for me)
...I hope it doesn't end up being super racist or something.
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i like to say "how very interested" cuz it makes me sound smarter and very interested
how very interesting
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Come watch dungeon meshi we have a (seemingly) typical white autistic man who doesn't understand social norms, an autistic man of colour who overcompensates for social deficits by being too good at social norms (while still struggling socially), and we even have the "grew up autistic but also Asian so I have a very good understanding of cultural and social norms but I still struggle socially" variety of autistic man.
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