#i also just... really like football

[maxpadelchampion]

max really goes about his days threatening retirement to whoever will listen and praises charles to people who ask him stupid questions

#king behavior #he really said I feel a disturbance in the lecfosi force and CLEARED everyone #he said im the true leader yall are just here for a short stay #also acting like he didn’t say he was gonna race charles for the next 15-20 years #shut up boy with your relegated football team player haircut #lestappen #they said max only rates charles and no one else

[gottagobackintime]

Trent going from “Is this a fucking joke?” to “And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here…” to excitedly running up to Ted saying “It’s going to work!”

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #trent crimm #tedependent #add also the I love our chats but this was more his thoughts about Ted as a coach #and how much he cares #and how he’s just addressing Ted #like sure he’s the head coach and beard mentions that it’s Ted’s idea and everything #but he knows that it’s really beard and roy who works with tactics #but that’s not what Trent has picked up on #as he says ted has built a place of trust and support #and he’s so damn excited about it #it’s not just about football it’s about Ted changing the attitude in the locker room #nicole watches stuff

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!

the planes of existence

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #dovewing #lionblaze #jayfeather #wc #wc art #waca #warriors #warrior cats #this is more experimental than anything . very silly very fun #whenever i used to draw dove lion and jay i always drew dove upset . for whatever reason #and i didnt really understand what shes going through but now that im older and now that more has happened to her . yeah . i get it #i also had a phase where i didnt like dove and that was part of the reason xd i promise thats not the case anymore i lovewing dovewing #i kin her i project onto her sm . im so normal about her #i know the planes of existence is a dnd thing but if we think abt it . dovewing earth jayfeather heaven lionblaze hell #that has nothing to do with personal opinions its literally parts of their story unless im remembering wrong #i just dont have a good title without sounding corny x_x #anyway goodnight tumblr im gonna shower and go to bed happy super bowl (did not do a single football related thing)

[discocandles]

Anytime I think about Steve, Eddie, Chrissy or Robin as famous musicians, I have to hold myself back from adding a shit ton of Lady Gaga references.

Like in the 2010s Lady Gaga appeared for an mtv music award show as this rugged, unkept greaser type character she made up named jo calderone. He's kinda known as "Lady Gaga's boyfriend that is also lady Gaga in drag". Steve Harrington, teen popstar trying to get away from his overbearing label would show up to the red carpet in drag as Amanda Miller, the girlfriend his label chose for him. She is dressed how they have their other popstar darling, Chrissy Cunningham dress. Amanda Miller later shows up in one of his music videos after he leaves the label. Both appearances of Amanda Miller cause mass bi panic online.

Speaking of fellow teen popstar Chrissy Cunningham, she starts openly thanking God and the Gays for the successes in her career. The label hates it, but they deal or else she's not gonna thank God either, causing problems with her religious fanbase(the impact of only letting her make ultra clean love songs for years). Also the idea of Chrissy disrespecting the interviewers who disrespect her is so healing. Think about it. Like yeah she ate that guy's script, and she'd do it again if he asks about her diet.

For rockstar eddie? So in Lady Gaga's song government hooker there's a spoken bit(not the jfk line the "back up and turn around" one). Those lines are spoken by Gaga's bodyguard Pete, who has a very thick Dutch accent after Lady gaga suddenly brought the idea that he be the "pervy robot voice" up during production.

Like Eddie would so do this, as I think creating songs gives him a lot of almost maniacal energy. Also for this one, the bodyguard is Italian Steve, but he's Jeff's bodyguard who Eddie's been constantly flirting with. That's perfectly fine by Eddie's actual bodyguard, who needs "a damn second to fucking breathe, you hyperactive bastard".

Indie rock vocalist Robin Buckley would have an album where she sings in like four different languages outside of English like lady Gaga did in born this way. And also sing in other languages fairly often. It's most often in French(like lady Gaga does), but every time Robin starts singing in a language that isn't English, the fans will scramble to figure out what tongue she's singing/speaking in now and what is she saying? What does google translate say she's saying?

There's paparazzi photos of vocalist Robin standing next to Jeff from Corroded Coffin but she's chatting in Italian with... his body guard? Apparently they met as teenagers on a trip abroad and became best friends then pen pals after. But we guess it evens out as robin's makeup artist/one woman glam team was best friends with Eddie in high school? And she won the prom queen tiara that CC wears in their iconic album cover. I dunno, just something that's been haunting my brain.

#yeah that last paragraph has nothing to do with lady Gaga it's just the au idea. #if anyones asking who of them wears the meat dress pls know it'd be Chrissy. #Eddie would volunteer to jump off the top of a football stadium to start a set but no one even proposed that as an idea. #Robin would also play an infinite amount of instruments at the drop of a hat but gaga is only really seen w/ pianos so it didn't fit as wel #do I think in a modern au jo calderone would be Steve's bi awakening? hell yes I do. rewatchs the yoü and I mv just for the cornfield shots #steddie #buckingham #popstar steve harrington #popstar chrissy cunningham #rockstar eddie munson #singer robin buckley #polyglot robin buckley #bodyguard steve harrington #italian steve harrington #makeup artist chrissy cunningham #i dunno what Robin and Eddie would be in the teen pop stars Steve and Chrissy au but I do know #I can't have more than 2 of them as popular musicians in the same au #I also don't know how I'd involve the party in there either. but eh I kinda like the other one more. #lady gaga #stranger things #chrissy cunningham #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #st

[spearxwind]

I've been thinking about how you've made Talas' physique even MORE powerful lately. And now I'm just imagining him, one-armed, chucking Graves like the world's angriest javelin at their common enemies.

That's genuinely so in character that I had to draw it. Average hunting tactic... and Graves would be all too excited for it, honestly

#in all seriousness honestly im really glad !! This is kind of what i always imagined talas would actually look like :] #i just wasnt confident enough to draw him like that initially but little by little ive gotten better at conveying his body type properly #and i genuinely want him to come across as strong as hell even besides the fact that hes big. like i wanna convey it in shape too #he literally kills huge sea monsters for a living as a day job and then kills the other people who hunt those monsters for fun #and hes banned from walking into any tavern unless he drops his whole paycheck at the counter as soon as he enters #he should simply look the part so im trying my best for that. i have to do him justice #anyway thank u i hope u enjoy this too. i was gonna draw graves just being chucked on their own but then i drew the harpoon #and i thought it was so hilarious to have them on that instead than chucked like a football (which would also happen) #but in said case they'd be less excited about it #if u read all of this also props to you heres a present. its fish (slaps you in the face with it) #windyart #ask #anon #scribble comic #talas #graves #challenger deep

[lovesickeros]

it is, frankly, criminal that no one has really gone into detail about what would happen in the imposter au if only the archons knew who you were..like, makes sense!! because they are archons, those closest to celestia. but the implications of an archon, who are usually very protective of their nations, having to fight them to protect the Creator because no one else sees you for who you are?? thats the good shit

like the difference of how archons who pretend to be normal people (zhongli + venti) would handle it vs archons who still directly rule over their nations (nahida, ei, tsaritsa) is *chefs kiss*

#sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau imposter au #zhongli #ei #venti #nahida #tsaritsa #did i write this just to psychoanalyze the tsaritsa again??? maybe #but i want 2 talk abt ei first bc. ma'am #unarguably the safest with ei. definitely one of the strongest (currently. we dont know abt previously) archons. #+ its. yknow. ei. miko would probably believe her scatterbrained gf and help you at least somewhat #but everyone knows the shogun. they know how strong she is. she'll have no trouble taking out any combatants who try to harm you #i mean sara got beat up by signora. she wouldnt really stand much of a chance against ei. but she might also be persuaded bc. well #shes still loyal to the shogun. it would take some EFFORT but you could maybe turn her to your side. #BUT THE TSARITSA......lordy #we dont have an accurate measure of her power but all it would take is just yoinking the gnosi and fucking off w you in tow #like harbinger or not its. the tsaritsa. with a bunch of gnosis. #shes going to punt each and every one of them like footballs into the afterlife #but its abt the DRAMA. shes suddenly lost everything shes worked so hard to build......just bc you popped down to teyvat for..what?? #fun???? just to watch her suffer?????? #she is not Nice but she isnt. that mean. shes just bitter and a little pissed that her harbingers kinda made her abandon her own NATION #bc they have rocks for brain apparently. shes firing every single one of them when its all over #i just think its funny making the one character directly against Celestia have to take care of a dumbass g-d after fleeing her own nation #all bc you just had to descend to teyvat (she is ignoring that u got eebied there against your will. give her a week okay) #tsaritsa having the worst time of her life babysitting her g-d whos too gay for their own good (stop running at the acolytes) #also i think zhongli's reaction would be funny bc he JUST got done handing liyue to the people......and now their hunting the creator #hes too old for this. he just wanted a nice retirement after being an archon for too damn long. #LET THE MAN REST

[sonknuxadow]

i dont wanna hear neurotypicals tell me i talk about my interests too much when every time a Big Sports Thing happens they force literally everyone around them to hear about it

#i say sports but its mostly football specifically that people act this way over #maybe its just where i live . #but in my experience football fans will assume that literally everyone around them also likes football #and will make people participate in football related conversations/activities even if they dont care at all #and just in general make suhc a huge deal about football and talk about it all the time and have their favorite team displayed everywhere #yet IM annoying for being really open about liking sonic and talking about it sometimes . okay

[allylikethecat]

Ok not to be really mean but I’ve taken cold medicine so my filter is gone.

But

How is Taylor Swift supposed to be releasing an album with such a beautiful, poetic, title literally, calling the album The Tortured Poets Department while dating a man that can’t read?!

#allylikethecat #unrelated to matty #i just really hate travis kelce #always have and always will #and i am fully convinced he cant read #and no one will convince me otherwise #but like TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT?! #then gonna lick some dude bros face on tv?! #the vibes are not vibing #like she can date who she wants and im happy shes happy #he’s just SO GROSS #and i hate seeing his dumb ugly face everywhere #ally’s thoughts #ally’s opinion that no one asked for #sorry for being controversal in main please dont hate me #im a sports girlie first and so my hatred of him runs deep #and is also football related #he’s a glorified oversized wide reciever!!

[imjustli]

Hot take: Black Friday is the most american hatchetfield musical

#like nerdy prudes must die is very american highschool drama #but it wouldnt be that hard to make it swedish. change out the football for yearly sport competition day #the weird private school that noone want to go to; so they cheat the grades to look better; probably has a mascot #make grace a jehovah's witness or just make the private church in hatchetfield really conservative #shapiro is from malmö (city with the most shootings) or luleå (hardboiled detective stereotype is always a northerner) #and like there you have nerdy prudes must die but swedish. itd be clearly inspired by american high school dramas #but you wouldnt botice thats what it was from the beginning #but black friday: the shoppermania. nuclear weaponry. presidency. weird unknown but known undercover forces. extreme consumerism #are all very american. also the amount of power a president has while still being called a free country is very american #not to mention the entire thing about protecting the free world or whatever was going on in the peip-president scenes #hatchetfield #black friday #is this even gonna show up in the taags with how many i used before these ones?

[hecksupremechips]

I finally watched bottoms and my absolute favorite part is how the football players were literally never not in uniform like they were just always in those ugly ass shoulder pads

#bottoms 2023 #its so ridiculous like this whole movie is absolute chaos i loved it #also really loved how the fight club just straight up brutally murdered the other football team at the end #like sylvie just had a fucking sword and stabbed that one guy akdjsk #phenomenal film it was so good

[ifindus]

Back with some more Norwegian Regions! ✨

Molde football club had a match against German Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League last week. Norwegian football teams ending up in group play in Europa League is pretty big and many national newspapers will say that we need to band together as a nation and support the teams that make it. However, everyone hates Molde - especially people from Trøndelag.

So, when I, my German friend who is a fan of Leverkusen, and another friend of us drove to Molde to watch the game, we all rooted for Leverkusen. My friend was a little unsure whether if they should wear their Leverkusen shirt or not - meanwhile I clearly wore the colours of Rosenborg (Trøndelag's football team) and our friend wore Bodø/Glimt (Northern-Norway's best football team) colours and merch.

Shout-out to my friend who said: "this is the beginning of a bad joke; a german, a trønder, and a northerner walk into a Molde game, and all of them support the germans".

#norwegian regions #hws norwegian regions #aph norwegian regions #hetalia ocs #aph trøndelag #aph vestlandet #aph nord-norge #hws trøndelag #hws vestlandet #hws nord-norge #hate hate hate Molde by! #this is the kind of shit I love with hetalia etc: #being able to illustrate funny interactions between nations and regions based on things that happen in my life #I feel like you must really be into football to really understand this tho 😅😅 #our dialects revealed us too!! Clearly they heard we were not there to support them - which trønder goes to Molde to support them?? #love how regional newspapers in Trøndelag were just shitting on Molde regardless 😂😂 it is ingrained in our culture #a previous Rosenborg player scored a goal against Molde in another Europa League game and he was interviewed after- #he said he did his duty as a trønder when they asked if it felt bad scoring against a Norwegian team 😂😂😂 love you Midtsjø #also Aker Stadion in Molde was so shit compared to Lerkendal omg 👀 I mean - the stadion in itself was fine but the atmosphere was shit #ik Rosenborg is shit rn but at least the games on Lerkendal has a nice vibe regardless

[exausta-verytired]

I'm bringing all of you to the capoeira practice

#also wondering how many of you are only siblings because I'm pretty sure the first place I learnt to throw a punch was at home #I also got in a lot of physical fights because I took no shit with homophobic bullying and cat calling #but but. both football and capoeira in my neighbourhood were important to me growing up because it gave me the knowledge that I could in #fact beat up a man because physical strength isn't the only thing at play #and I do think the fact most boys grow up having very physical games while girls don't plays a huge factor in women being conditioning to #not react #genuinely think the most important thing when you're in a real fight. is how many real fights you've been on before #a lot of men are very weak for pain. you can beat them in endurance. like I understand there's disadvantage but I hate the DOOMY way some #women talk about men being larger/stronger as someone who's successfully fought off many situations #but this is also why I hate most self defense. like regularly practicing martial arts does help. but a 10 hours course will not kick in a #desperate situation where you need muscle memory. my best advice is if you don't know how to throw a punch just DON'T you can do more with #your elbows or slapping. just. a lot of fights it's being willing to let the desperation kick in and go for the throat yk #honestly I KNOW how to throw a punch and even I tend to go for elbows because I'm 160cm and not that strong lol #anyways my worst opinion as someone who works with teens is that I think sometimes we should let kids solve some problems with their hands #will always pretend I don't see gay students or women who get harassed throwing punches #some of you truly should've caused more chaos in your school years #also it's really sad that women were banned from capoeira for a long time some 'tradicionalists' still complain #it's all about being nimble and smarter in order to beat an opponent you ASSUME it's stronger than you. it just feels great #gave me a lot of confidence when I really needed ot

[starweed]

heyyy, guess who’s back with more thoughts about itoshi rin????

so, we’ve already established that rin is a very extrinsically motivated person, at least when it comes to football. he doesn’t play football for himself, and he never has. and in a setting like blue lock i just don’t think that’s a sustainably way to play football. blue lock is a place that wants people have a real love for the sport, and would play it every single day of their lives if they could. ego wants people who want to win and want to be the best striker in the world.

rin,, doesn’t really want that. sure, he wants to beat isagi and prove his brother wrong, but that’s not really a longterm, sustainable goal. what happens when he succeeds? does he just stop and say, “okay, that’s good enough”? what happens if he never succeeds? if isagi just continually gets better and better and rin never beats him in a way that makes sae acknowledge him?

having extrinsic motivations is good and normal, but you also eventually have to do things that you want to do for you or you’re going to get burnt out. and i feel like that’s the path that rin’s headed towards if we’re being realistic about this. he just goes and goes and goes in a really unsustainable way, and eventually it’s going to catch up to him.

he’s a really interesting foil to isagi, who’s motivations are almost entirely intrinsic. part of why isagi’s mindset feels more sustainable to me is because he really only plays football for himself. he plays because he really loves the sport. and we don’t ever really see that in rin, so i feel like it’s eventually going to kind of blow up in his face as we’ve seen in previous rounds of blue lock.

or i’m entirely wrong about this. idk, i’m not kaneshiro. i’m just saying that i don’t think that rin’s got anything sustainable going on in how he plays football ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

#original post #blue lock #itoshi rin #rin’s really good at football #that’s why he’s survived in blue lock for so long #i just don’t think that being really good at football is all that ego’s looking for in a striker #also #jsyk #i love rin so so so much #he’s my special little boy #i just also think that maybe just maybe he should find a reason to play football for himself before he burns out and decides to never play #again #he doesn’t seem like he really enjoys the sport anymore #and that makes me sad #because he deserves to have fun with the thing that he’s apparently going to spend the rest of his life doing #he’s only sixteen #he deserves to enjoy the life that he’s living #isagi yoichi #ig #he was mentioned #i feel like i talk a lot #get him on a volleyball court with hinata and kageyama #they’ll force him to find some enjoyment with what he’s doing #okay i’m done #does this count as meta? #meta post #blue lock meta #okay for real this time #bye

[todayisafridaynight]

Funny thing: i was under the impression that minedai is a rather larger ship. Like, if you were to ask me, I'd say it's like the second/third biggest one after kazumaji, and now you're telling me it's small? Was i living in a lie all this time??? Who wrote all those fics on ao3 then?

relative to other rgg pairings and excluding any that don't involve kiryu or majima, it is probably the second largest pairing. though considering most general art and works consist majorly of the first two, it's weird to acknowledge sometimes

#snap chats #also .... much love to fanfic writers .... not everything's going to fit my or your niches .... #so with that in mind in my opinion the minedai tag is very. not for me. but idk i also havent checked it in years #there are very lovely minedai fics i can't stress that enough LOL i just can't shake the first time i actually looked into it #and just saw. Interesting Behavior. but yeah minedai does have a great amount of fics #again there's no doubting minedai is popular it's just you don't really see art of the two in general #it's like uhhhhhhhh. hang on thinking of a metaphor. #it's like going to an american football event but finding a good amount of people that would prefer to be at a baseball event #like there's a LOT of baseball fans. in a group isolated it's A LOT of people. but in the sea of football fans it looks small #sure we'll go with that #the fuck am i on about idk good morning

[illdothehotvoice]

I'm so normal until someone compares Felix Kranken to William Afton.

#RAAAARGH RARRGH ATTACKING AND KILLING THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GUUUY #They are NOT the same character #Me when Felix cared about those kids and didn't want to kill them crazy crazy i know right shocking revelation #twf #fnaf #fifi don't look! #Anyways hi my name is Mimi I'm a fnaf and twf fan and two of my favorite characters are William Afton and Felix Kranken #sorry for being a william afton enjoyer but I will NOT apologize for liking Felix shgjkdfnh #and I think that in itself says a lot sddhsjngkfdh #anyways I'm gonna stop making all my files of walten posting about bad felix characterization because it's just asking for trouble #and there are a lot of really cool people in the tag and I'd rather uplift their work instead qwq #anyways last note I do want to punt felix kranken across a football field but i also want to study him under a microscope hope this helps ♥

[helv-ete]

Netherlands Rarepair Week day 7- then to now

I could try to sum this up myself in a comedical way but I honestly don’t think the netherlands-germany football rivalry can be described in a funnier way than in this wikipedia article.

#sorry for no post yesterday #I had one done but I HATED it #like it just looked scary #like uncanny valley #givibng polar express #you get the idea #so actually I think it was a public service for me not to post it #so you’re welcome #also sorry for this being so late #I was out at a football game almost getting hypothermia all day #that’s probably an exaggeration but I actually did feel like I was gonna die in the moment #but I also have really bad medical anxiety so maybe don’t listen to me when I say that #anyway this week has been rlly fun thanks to the two hosts for starting it :) #nedrarepairweek2023 #aph netherlands #hws netherlands #aph germany #hws germany #hetalia #hetalia fanart #nedger #my art