#so you’re welcome

[thepenultimateword]

Prompt #241

“Welcome, what can I get for you to—”

Customer interrupted the barista with a gently raised hand. “I heard you make…other things here?”

Barista cocked their head, confusion painted across their entire face. “Other things?”

“N-not coffee. Like…” they lowered their voice into a whisper. “…stronger? In the…heart area?” They burned as they said it. Did they get the wrong place? Or was there more than one barista? They were an idiot. They shouldn’t have—“

“Oooh, you want a Lavender Bliss.”

“What? No? Maybe? I…I..”

The Barista slid a new menu into their hand, palm-sized completely different from the one posted on the wall. “Why don’t you give that a quick look?”

They winked.

Customer heart beat almost painfully against their ribs; for several second they barely understood the items they skimmed. Eventually their eyes fixed on a picture of cloudy purple drink that took up most of the top right corner of the page. Among the couple lines of description the words “love”, “permanent”, and “instantaneous” stood out most.

Oh. So they did need a Lavender Bliss.

#I totally forgot about that poll #it’s been like a week #but to be fair #I’ve been extra super busy these last several days #but I did remember #and I did write a prompt #so you’re welcome #prompt #short prompt #writing prompt #fantasci #fantasy #fantasy writeblr #fantasy writing community #writing #fiction #writblr #writebkr #love potion

[helv-ete]

Netherlands Rarepair Week day 7- then to now

I could try to sum this up myself in a comedical way but I honestly don’t think the netherlands-germany football rivalry can be described in a funnier way than in this wikipedia article.

#sorry for no post yesterday #I had one done but I HATED it #like it just looked scary #like uncanny valley #givibng polar express #you get the idea #so actually I think it was a public service for me not to post it #so you’re welcome #also sorry for this being so late #I was out at a football game almost getting hypothermia all day #that’s probably an exaggeration but I actually did feel like I was gonna die in the moment #but I also have really bad medical anxiety so maybe don’t listen to me when I say that #anyway this week has been rlly fun thanks to the two hosts for starting it :) #nedrarepairweek2023 #aph netherlands #hws netherlands #aph germany #hws germany #hetalia #hetalia fanart #nedger #my art

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Thinking about hot scruffy Daniel Craig in The Mother (2003)

Also if you’re considering whether to watch this film I feel like it’s my duty to inform you that there’s some excellent arse content in there

#i had to get out of bed at 1am #without waking my mum #to get this video off my iPad #to make this gif #so you’re welcome #it was necessary #daniel craig #the mother 2003 #james bond #benoit blanc #007 #men with beards #shirtless #male beauty #beautiful men

[gleekidshooray]

My hand is hurting at the moment so I don’t think I’ll be able to do a proper entry for the gleeful paintbox project this week but Tina’s my second favorite character so I had to do SOMETHING.

Which is why I present to you (almost) every Tina I’ve ever drawn <3

EDIT: I SOMEHOW FORGOT CHERRIO TINA I FEEL SO DUMB

#glee #glee art #tina cohen chang #samtina #blamtina #tike #finntina #blaintina #cohenberry #pucktina #my art #gleefulpaintbox #you might notice I can’t draw symmetrical eyes to save my life <3 #I know not all of these are winners but some of them were SO MUCH WORSE #so you’re welcome

[lila-rae]

I have no problem being a bitch when I’m sleep deprived and jet lagged (also hormonal, huge, and uncomfortable) So be happy my anons are off.

#I did this for y’all #so you’re welcome

[manchestereyes]

ok fam. i have today off work and i finally feel healthy so you know what that means…

UR GIRL IS COMING 👏 BACK 👏 TO 👏 FIC WRITING!!!

some hints:

#if anyone cares?? #after seeing dan 2 weeks ago my hyperfixation is back in full force #and i have a lot of FEELINGS since realizing my crush doesn’t like me back #and i need to channel them into something #so you’re welcome #claire chatters #fic stuff

[carmelas]

#i’m reading the complete peanuts collection so if you see random comic strips you’re welcome #peanuts #snoopy

[ddejavvu]

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

#you’re so welcome to your opinions but like #if you just vehemently loathe all pet names then what are we supposed to do #and it wasn’t like one person said honey one person said baby etc #it was like EVERYONE said EVERY pet name all at once #whatever it makes me nauseous to think that everyone has this secret vendetta against pet names so I’m just #going to pretend I never saw it and hope no one feels compelled to unfollow at the sight of ‘sweetheart’

[whyismangososour]

I hate my friends so much when I told one of them about my current Stranger Things hyperfixation the first thing they did was inform me that they know someone who hooked up with Joseph Quinn five days in a row on a trip to Europe

#I did NOT need to know this information #and I NEVER asked for it #yet it was given to me aNYWAY #which??? WHY DEAR GOD WHY #my friends are going to be the fucking death of me #I swear to god #anyways @tumblr if I have to suffer under the weight of knowledge #then so do you #so you’re welcome

[jewishbarbies]

what fo u mean sacrificed u ☠️

she was incredibly abusive and controlling and did everything she could to dehumanize me & basically take all her problems out on me. she blamed everything on me and manipulated my mother into believing i was a horrible child so she could gain favor so she wasn’t treated a badly as i was. my parents were both abusive but only ever physically with me because of the lies she told, and she demanded every job opportunity for herself so I never got to do anything. now she’s sharing posts on fb about how she “doesn’t understand how 19-20yr olds have never had a job when she’s been working since 15”. like she didn’t literally force me out of every chance to work and cause me to be heavily abused so that she could have her fucking dream life.

#Asks #anonymoose #you didn’t deserve an explanation #but I needed to vent #so you’re welcome

[archeronlochan]

Bruce Wayne being a hot dad

#can i get an amen #you’re welcome #batfam #brucie wayne #hot dad alert #batfam headcanons #bruce wayne headcanon #dc comics #bruce wayne #he's so 🥵🥵🥵 #hot dad Bruce Wayne #wayne family adventures #batman comics

[cairafea]

On the idea of Theseus's Ship: in the end, it's still his, isn't it? It was known as Theseus's, and it will continue to be known as Theseus's.

Even after he has returned to the ground which grew the wood of the hammer used to nail the ship's frame, Even after generations of new wood have rotted and the sails are rags clinging to threads, Even after millennia,

it will still be Theseus's Ship.

Thank you for bringing us home.

Goodnight, Phosphophyllite.

#have a pleasant eternity #it’s over… it’s so over….. #GOODNIGHT HOUSEKI NO KUNI 🫡🫡🫡 #*clenches fist* happy series finale everyone #Curse of Binding on the hnk countdown twitter acc has been lifted... but at what cost....... #houseki no kuni #hnk #hnk fanart #land of the lustrous #lotl #lotl fanart #phosphophillyte #houseki no kuni phos #hnk phos #lotl phos #hnk spoilers #lotl spoilers #art #my art #fanart #there's no signature bc i tried adding one and it ruined the faux manga panel look i was going for #but this isn't a real panel from hnk #held off on posting this one before 108 dropped so people won't mistake it for leaks #if i see it making the rounds on pinterest as a “panel from ch 108” i might actually laugh myself into the ER #thank you ichikawa #goodnight pitapat #welcome home #edited to include more thoughts #because if i had to cry over hnk in class nearly a week after it ended #then you’re all coming down with me

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

How am I supposed to cope with the fact that it is HEAVILY IMPLIED if not practically canon that Link and Zelda lived together post botw

Link can still sleep in the bed.

The table is set for two 🥹

Zelda had to have a separate room built for ‘privacy’ and Link’s hair tie and is found there. Why would she need privacy if she lived alone? Plus having to hide his new champions tunic in the throne room??? Can’t hide it in the house if they both live there

Zelda even states that Link hasn’t left her side since they were reunited 🥹 kill me I’m so fucking emotional about this

It’s referred to as ‘Zelda’s house’ but in Japanese I believe in her diary she just calls it ‘the house’ (again, I’m not positive but localizations have applied ownership where the Japanese version lacks it)

Symin says “oh! You’re back in town, link!” And then “if you’re here alone then Princess Zelda must still be missing” which implies Link does still live there and that he’s literally always with Zelda (which we been knew)

Remember that while the side quest for the house was optional, it would have been torn down if Link didn’t buy it. It’s still there. So it’s safe to assume that canonically, Link did the majority if not all the side quests in botw.

Like fuck this I’m so fucking upset Link spent years by Zelda’s side, is referred to as an ADULT, and now they’re separated AGAIN. I’m. Im fucking emotional. This is everything I wanted from the sequel which is a pretty clear indication that zelink are together like what the fuck Nintendo. What the fuck.

#can we just talk about how everyone who knows link legit goes ‘you’re back!! but wait… where is zelda’ bc they’re always together #link being a protector through and through is so goddamn precious #THE TABLE IS STILL SET FOR TWO #can we imagine link smiling at zelda and saying ‘welcome home’ after the great calamity is over #zelink #botw zelink #totk zelink #totk zelda #totk link #loz totk spoilers #totk spoilers #loz tears of the kingdom #loz tears of the kingdom spoilers

[deep-space-lines]

I am inflicting, or perhaps bestowing, upon you: Garrus as various unnecessarily sexualized references that come up if you look up refs of women with guns :)

(( @milkywayes i know we’ve like almost never interacted but the silly comment i left on your post would Not leave my brain. I need to show u what you inspired ))

#you’re welcome or i’m sorry #look at that high waisted man! he has feminine hips #top 10 birthday gifts for your alien boyfriend who you aren’t even sure celebrates birthdays: big gun. #turians look all big and intimidating until you draw one and have to figure out how to make them not look like they’re going OWO #why did i put so much effort into this #mass effect #my art #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #artists on tumblr #garrus vakarian #he’s so hard to draw but so much FUN to draw. this man is shaped

[justirina]

MORE HUMAN WALLY~

Colored version ⬇️

Yes

I drew him in THAT pose >:)

aaaand a lil extra, since you seem to like him a lot

#wally darling #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally my beloved #sketch #I really enjoy to read the comments and see y’all simpin so much for him haha #it’s alway nice to see that you’re art has an …effect.. on people lmao #iykyk lol #don’t be scared to speak your mind #I don’t judge #wally fanart

[lila-rae]

Your last few reblog... horny today aren't we ?

I woke up and choose to be gay.

And you know what good for me. It is what I deserve.

#I just love when women #everyone’s feed needed some sexy ladies #so you’re welcome