Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 7: Damian)
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Damian: I volunteer to present next.
Steph: Damian’s will either be really boring or really interesting...
Cass (signing): Really interesting, apparently.
Bruce: Damian, is this appropriate?
Jason: This seems like a cop out for me-
Tim: We get it Jason we know you died
Dick: Ohhhhh so this is actually thinly veiled love for us all.
Bruce: Hn. (disgruntled appreciation)
Damian: Absurd. I am simply planning you all to combat likely scenarios. For tactical reasons.
Steph: He loves us :)
Damian: Tactical reasons.
Dick: I AM A GOOD DRIVER
Jason: Debatable.
Barbara: Not that debatable when you see the Gotham City Police Department’s record on his license.
Dick: D:
Barbara: I’ll take that to heart Damian thank you for the concern.
Duke: Who taught Damian what girlbossing is?
Steph: Damian flawless use of that vocabulary.
Damian: Thank you.
Duke: Why did I ask when we all knew the answer.
Jason: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET MY MUGSHOT
Duke: Did you dye your hair?
Steph: He’s a natural ginger but he’s just emo about it or something
Jason: THIS IS SO FOUL I HATE YOU GREMLIN
[noises of violence]
Dick: You should consider therapy though like actually
Tim: MINE IS A WHOLE NOVEL? AND THE PICTURE??? This is not thinly veiled love this is blatant hatred.
Damian: You simply have a lot of flaws, Drake.
Jason: Your picture makes me feel a little better about mine.
Dick: Damian is the implication that you’re going to murder Tim for.. being annoying?
Damian: Interpret as you wish.
Steph: Wow. Fair, but wow.
Barbara: Is that a picture of you in a hostage situation?
Damian: The consequences of one of the aforementioned idiotic decisions.
Cass (signing): I love you too, Damian. :)
Dick: I’m sensing some aggression
Damian: I sure hope so
Bruce: Hn. (embarrassed but knowing)
Duke: Is this because of th-
Jason: Yes it’s because of the gang
Duke: I guess that’s fair.
Tim: Valid.
Steph: Immortal until proven mortal.
[unanimous agreement]
Alfred (from the other room): Thank you, young sir.
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Tagged by @lipsie! Thank you this is lovely! :D
I'll answer for my butch main gal: the paranormal investigator Beatrice Blythe (homebrewed universe based on Call of Cthulhu, a pseudo Noir-fantasy universe set in an alternate reality version of the UK).
GENERAL
Name: Beatrice Blythe
Alias(es): None but her friends nickname her as Bea. A colleague of hers call her Sir. She likes that.
Gender: Female (she/her)
Age: 30
Place of birth: Small town in Wales
Spoken languages: English, Italian
Sexual orientation: Demi/lesbian... GIRLS!
Occupation: Paranormal investigator/detective
Class: Inquiry Agent
Ancestry: Human
APPEARANCE
Eye color: Amber
Hair color: Auburn (red)
Height: 1,80 m
Scars: Nothing notable (she's got a good healing skin)
Burns: Nothing notable
Overweight: No
Underweight: No
FAVOURITE
Color: Teal, warm browns, fall colours in general
Hair color: Doesn't care
Eye color: Doesn't care
Music genre: Doesn't listen that much to music but dances to swing.
Entertainment: Reading, dancing with her girlfriend.
Pastime: Reading too, and napping when she can. She has a bit of a.. sleep problem. She recently picked up endurance running.
Food: Mamma's ragú (she might be obligated to say that by Italian Family Law but she genuinely loves it)
Drink: Coffee, black, no sugar
Books: Nonfiction books for the most, she enjoys reading about practical things. She might enjoy a sappy lesbian romance book or two though, but you'd rather catch her dead before she admits it.
HAVE THEY
Passed university: Took a course in Criminology before an apprenticeship with a Detective before she applied for her own license.
Had sex: Yes
Had sex in public: No, and is not interested
Kissed a man: No
Kissed a woman: You bet!
Kissed someone of other gender(s): No
Gotten tattoos: No
Gotten piercings: No
Had a broken heart: Yes, when she got rejected by a crush. She then thought she didn't have time for relationships with her line of studies/work and grew close to her best friend she TOTALLY thought just saw her as a friend.
Been in love: Is very much in love with her girlfriend Lizzy.
Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Too many times, both due to her job and the fact otherworldly presences tend to find her at the dead of the night because they NEED her services to break their curse and have no concept of open hours.
ARE THEY
A cuddler: Yes but only in the privacy of her bedroom.
A kisser: Only in private.
A smoker: Yes, of cigarettes and more rarely cigars
Jealous easily: No, she's exclusive with her girlfriend and has absolute trust in her.
Trustworthy: Absolutely, she puts her honour on the line and she has a VERY strong sense of honour. Even it it's detrimental to her sometimes.
Dominant: Quite often. She doesn't particularly like it but she has a very strong "no bullshit" rule and some people she works in collaboration with can pull up quite a lot of bullshit. She also has a temper.
Submissive: It depends of the situation but not often, and as long as she judges it to be fair.
Single: Nope!
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Have they harmed themselves: No
Wanted to kill someone: Yes, but more in the sense that she wished some people would drop dead.
Actually killed someone: No, but she's gotten into physical fights and might have sent some people to the hospital that way.
Ridden a horse: For her girlfriend's sake, yes!
Have/had a job: She's a detective at the head of her an agency that she co-owns with a colleague. She also has 3 associates and is part of a network of paranormal investigators.
Have any fears: Losing her loved ones or have them harmed by looking into too powerful forces/dangerous individuals.
FAMILY
Sibling(s): Single child
Children: Two foster daughters, one that she gets along with greatly and another who she's quite similar with in character. They... tend to clash.
Grandparents: None, all passed
Parents: A witch and writer of a mother and historian of a father! Both are alive and teaching classes at university.
Aunts/Uncles: A bunch of them in Italy that she's barely met, from her mother's side.
Cousins: A bunch in Italy, she's barely met them too.
Pets: No but a benevolent twinned eldritch house spirit who she's welcomed into her home, under the pressure of her girlfriend/colleagues. They eat cobwebs and dust bunnies. She actually really likes them.
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