#i am going to murder someone

[etchedstars]

genuinely nothing will be as annoying to me as nonasian ppl thinking they know everything abt asian culture from either seeing it on media or being around asian people

#like ok one shut up. #two get your head out of your ass what you see from your very limited pov is in no way representative of all asian cultures #three idc how educated you are youre not asian so dont try to speak for them #youre not asian no amount of 'my white parents make rlly good asian food' 'my bsf is asian and celebrated an asian holiday w me once' etc #that doesnt make you asian. stop it go away stop trying to fucking speak for asian people #literally nonasian ppl think they know sm from kpop and asian ppl being grossly represented in media and then theyll go and call themselves #not racist bc they have friends and 'know abt' asian culture like #i am going to murder someone #the overdue asteroid strikes again

[jedipoodoo]

Why are there tech posts in the Hunter x Reader tags?

#I am going to murder someone #lizart speaks

[trashpremiium]

im going to lose my fucking mind

#post #covid is way up here #and almost all my friends are out with it #and i graduate in three weeks and i swear to god #if my kn95 doesn't protect me #i am going to murder someone #and to make it better /s #people are saying that they aren't going to comply with the new mask mandate #TEACHERS #THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR EDUCATION #are saying they're not going to do it #how do i explain that it can be completely in your self interest to wear one!!! #make sure you don't miss fucking graduation #they're still going to go if they're positive probably #idk i am just sick and tired #my lungs are bad and if i get sick it's fucking over for me yknow #zephyr talks #covid

[the-nintendo-dsi]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS: MISSING-LINK GODAMMIT NOW I GOTTA DECIDE WHAT OC TO USE JUST IN CASE YOU CANT HAVE MULTIPLE

#I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE #I HOPE THIS GAME COMES OUT SOON #kingdom hearts #kh #Kingdom hearts missing link #kh missing link

[oh-meow-swirls]

canonically the yo-kai watch timeline seems to have 1 and 2 in the same summer, then blasters in the school year after, then 3 in the summer after. not sure on blasters 2 or 4 but nate's canonically 12 there. but despite the fact that logically, given the year gap between 1/2 and 3, nate should be 12 in 3. he's still 11 i'm pretty sure??? i don't think his age is ever stated in 3 (i think the only time nate/katie says they're 11 is in 2 when they visit their grandma) but he's in the same class in the same school and everything. so???

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #yw1 #yw2 #ywb #yw3 #ywb2 #yw4 #nate/katie's age is the most confusing yo-kai watch thing i swear to god i hate this shit #IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF THEY WERE 12 IN 2 AND 13 IN 3 AND 14 IN AT LEAST 4 IDK ON IN BLASTERS 2 #BUT N O THEY HAD TO MAKE IT CONFUSING #i am going to murder someone #is this a problem in the japanese version too??? it must be since blasters 2 n 4 aren't released in america- #i just remembered there's an episode in exclamation point or music note where nate has his birthday #so he should AT LEAST be 12 in the anime too dfklfskjfsdl- #also i just realized depending on when nate's birthday is (he doesn't canonically have one afaik) katie would be older than him for a bit #cuz her birthday's canonically february 3rd #which is also the day i get yo-kai watch manga-

[effervescentdragon]

you know youre fucked when your therapist tells you that the only thing you should do is go for a walk or feel the wind or get a massage

#i am going to murder someone #she also mentioned a boyfriend #i am so tempted to go fuck up my life on tinder tn #rn*

[joomju]

Me: How do I create a git branch?

Google: Here's how you merge.

Me: How do I push a change to my git branch?

Google: Here's how you merge.

Me: How do I automate testing?

Google: Here's how you merge.

#i stg if i hear the term merge once more #i am going to murder someone

[sugajimin]

Agust D  → D-2  → D-DAY

#yoongi #bts #agust d #userbangtan #btsgif #suga #min yoongi #btsedit #myedit #mygifs #it took me so many hours to plan and make this lmao #BUT I LOVVED IT #cant wait for the next mv bc it is obvious that yoongi saw someone at the end of the mv #and i think agust d stuck in a loop and he will murder his past self all the time dsakljsdkdj #idk why i think of that it just that when he pointed the gun at fbi agust d that guy smirked probably because he did the same to the #previous agust d who also smirked while going down the stairs before he ordered the others to kill him #like i feel when he saw yoongi he was like damn karma #dslkkdsad #the gifs are in no order of the mvs they are in order of color KINDAAA also i didnt add people pt2 for a reason i am lazy to type it here he

[corviiids]

light: when i was talking to ryuzaki he--oh by the way ryuzaki ive been saying "he" but what do you prefer L: interesting. do you think this could be relevant to the kira case, yagami-kun? light: no, just curious. light: (is this a trap? would kira care about something like masculinity? no... kira is a paragon of justice. he would never misgender someone.) L: maybe yagami-kun thinks that a name and a face are not enough. does he think kira may also need a gender? light: interesting theory. is that why you don't have pronouns in your bio, ryuzaki? light: (ive got him. the other officers will never respect him if they find out L is a transphobe! wait, they're cops. damn it. has this all been for nothing?) L: ive actually taken the liberty of making fake pronoun pins for everyone in the squad, to ensure your security. here, yagami-kun. or should i say... yagami-chan. light: neopronouns?! (do i give off nya/nyam/nyaself vibes? or is this another clever ruse? he still hasn't even told me his own pronouns...) ryuk: hey, light. don't forget about the deal. the shinigami eyes would let you see anyone's pronouns at a glance. light: (forget it! im not giving up half my life just to they/them ryuzaki!) L: id just like to flag for the audience that im aware this is a stupid bit but don't worry it's over now

#rookposting #death note #do you know how long this has been in my drafts and i didnt post it because it's stupid #it started on twitter but twitter has a character limit of 2 and this post is 1 million characters #anyway for the record i think L would respond to quite literally any pronouns and doesnt care #and yes by the way i do insist that light would be normal about pronouns but im only going on this rant if someone triggers it #otherwise you can take it as self evident that i am right and correct about everything in the world forever #short version evil is not a blanket hes evil but it's like a pointed deliberate evil. like hed murder you but he wouldnt deadname you #he literally couldnt in fact. the death note wouldnt let him

[astrum99]

Do you think bugs fall in love?

Their small bodies host even tinier brains. Built to crawl through soil and rocks bigger than itself. Running on a simple software bouncing between eat, sleep, fight, flight, and copulate.

V1 is smarter than a bug. It must be. It’s a war machine, so it must be. Its programming is complex enough to fry several motherboards; the internals are heated from constant, unrelenting processing needs. If it updates its optical data intake to any greater degree than these rough, messy polygons, it’d surely perish from the overwhelming information.

V1 is built to kill first, survive second. To be fair, survival would ensure more killing, so it’d be more effective. Moving through the battlefield, culling lives, drawing blood. Perfectly aligned with its programmed objectives, then.

Gabriel is smarter than a bug. He must be. He’s an angel, so he must be. He’s one of the best soldiers in the heavenly realm. Armour and swords glistened with pride and justice. He sees all. He judges all. His loyalty and perfect track record have earned him a high rank within the order. Leaving behind the creaturely "it". His light burns hot and bright within his constitution.

Gabriel is built as a messenger of the Father, then a judge of Hell. To be fair, the role of a judge was assigned to him by the council, so he supposes that his placement can be summed up as the bearer of the divine authority to bring right to all other creatures. Perfectly aligned, then.

Bugs… Well, they’re the same. I suppose. Small beings. Running pre-programmed orders derived from centuries of evolution: eat, sleep, fight, flight, and copulate. No role. No responsibilities.

Bugs are built naturally and fully, unlike humankind; but formed and ready to go within seconds from their births, like machines and angels.

So. Do they live?

When the machine and the angel escape their chains, do they see themselves in bugs?

Bugs are born to live, temporarily, fleetingly, yet live nonetheless. Do they, then, deserve to live, freeing and meaninglessly. No role. No responsibilities.

So. Do bugs love?

Do they learn that they can go beyond their basic structures? Do they see their own reflection in each other’s compound eyes? Do they recognize each other’s bodies, scents, heat? Do they feel the desire for closeness?

To flutter wings like a dance of waltz. To brush antennae like butterfly kisses. To greet and caress and lie next to each other near their death.

To move through the sky in battle, in passion. To clash swords and fists and bullets. To greet and caress and lie next to each other near their death.

The same cells in the same blood coursing beneath the same suit of exoskeletons.

Machine, angel, bug. Boiled down to the barest essence of existence; crisp simplicity.

To live, to love.

#(im thinking abt how angels have a default pronoun of it/its and went insane – they’re so bugs; like machine) #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #gabv1el #gabriel ultrakill #az thoughts #also if this flops im flinging myself into the sun #is this any good; is it; is it <- desperate #im just really tired rn i think; its fine #wrote between lectures; thought abt queueing but whatever its fine #got like 4 group projects and a giant assignment and no free time during the last weekend i am fine i am fine i am fine #its fine for me to write Things instead of working on stuff this is destressing its fine #i need to be spun in a washing machine and left on a hanger to dry for approximately 12 hours and then ironed for way too long #<- going insane but in a bad way #someone pls take me out (date or murder; surprise me)

[mell0bee]

“average spirit medium gets accused of murder 3 times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. maya fey, who lives in capcom’s stock plot contrivance box & is accused 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#i know this joke has 100% been made before #however. am playing spirit of justice. thought ‘lol wouldn’t it b funny if the first time maya gets screentime in this trilogy’ #‘she gets accused of murder’ #fellas. you would not believe what happened next #ace attorney #bee post #maya fey #spiders georg #somebody free my girl from the capcom contrivance box. she deserves to go 5 seconds without someone dying mysteriously in her presence

[adiresituation]

I’m never going to be able to watch another crime show after watching Hannibal. It would just be too boring. Like what, they were stabbed? Ok… and? It that it?? No artistically mutilated bodies? No beautifully metaphorical reasoning behind it? No “I-need-to-write-an-entire-book-about-this-person-because-they’re-so-insane-and-fascinating-and-I-just-need-to-know-how-their-mind-works” characters?

It’s fiction, you get creative liberties SO DON’T WASTE THEM AND TELL THE EXACT SAME BORING STORY ABOUT MURDER

#I am obviously not condoning murder or anything of the sorts #it’s only because it’s fiction #😁👍 #if I wanted to hear about someone being stabbed I’d turn on the news #if you’re going to go through the effort of making an entire tv series at least make it interesting #I genuinely had no idea what was gonna happen next in Hannibal #that’s one of the reasons why it makes it so good #hannibal nbc #Hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #disclaimer

[hollowflight-propaganda]

Oh don't mind me, I'm just listening to my silly little folk tunes and envisioning lore for my ocs after months of making barely any progress with them

#it was american murder song I was listening to specifically btw #seriously though. I've had so many epiphanies in the last three hours #and all it took was murder ballads #american murder song #the oh hellos #the crane wives #the last bison #passenger #caamp #fish in a birdcage #radical face #mother falcon #hozier #these are the main ones but trust me there's more #go ahead and tag the bands that do it for you #I am also once again waiting for someone to ask about my ocs *stares at askbox* #just oc things

[castielsbees]

god, hannibal has got me feeling so fucked in the head rn

#someone just fucking lobotomize me #like how am i just supposed to go about my day with this godforsaken show rotting in my brain #i can't stop thinking about it #will graham and hannibal lecter have consumed my every waking thought #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #murder husbands

[vimbry]

it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.

#tmbg #this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones #I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao #I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered #the title seemed like a euphemism to me #it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park #and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia #so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together #bc they're stoned and in love #but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too'' #''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned'' #sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint #esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep'' #the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round'' #sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it #and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state #plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass #like it's catching you off-guard #but it's not about any of that it's about being high #anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but

[m0n1q]

AOUGHHHHHHH OHHGHFGFFF THIS SCENE...

V LOOKED SO CONCERNED AND WORRIED FOR UZI IN THIS SCENE, WHICH AGAIN, IS SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN HER DO, BEFORE EPISODE 6 WE'VE NEVER SEEN V SHOW CARE FOR UZI AT ALL SO THIS SCENE WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES FROM THE EPISODE 😍😍

OH AND ALSO THE FACT THAT SHE GAVE UZI A PIGGYBACK RIDE TOO TO CARRY HER AS WELL

It’s time for us to admit that V is a modern day Tsundere!!!! And hear me out:

Of course it would be hard for V to admit her feelings towards Uzi!! After all, she was literally (re-)programmed and (re-)built to hunt, kill and devour each of them!! It doesn’t even have to be hard for V to overcome her programming for this to be problematic. I mean, this could basically lead to her questioning her life’s meaning and purpose???

I’d be pissed at the bitch that did that to me, too!!

But as the show goes on and V sees that she doesn’t always HAVE to have a definitive purpose, she lets herself build relationships and connections with WDs. Of course, she isn’t always perfect, but who is?

This episode just goes to show that V, when not observed by others or pressuring herself to be something she isn’t, can be so caring and affectionate and ARFGGGGGGGGGGGH

She’s lived through so much during an (implied) short amount of time - and it’s pushed her to the point of not caring about needing to be something anymore!!! If she wants to have a crush on Uzi, she’ll damn well have it!!!!

#murder drones #v #v murder drones #md v #vuzi #perhaps I am going a little insane #someone take away my phone