#i can’t believe him

[ferrari-go-vroom-vroom]

charles will post the most soul-crushing and excruciatingly beautiful photo on his ig and then in the caption go: “yeah, that lap was great”

#I can’t believe him #f1 #charles leclerc

[cowboyshit]

No no absolutely not I refuse to believe Matthew Jackson shaved his beard mid show no way 😭

like…. bestie we’ve been had. he fucking GOT US 🤡😭

#ashley answers #I can’t believe him #I bet he didn’t tell dana he was gonna do it either

[bubbledtee]

CASTOOORRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i can’t believe him #this is evil #he pretty #absolutely his father’s son #castor hetfield #bastardane #bub’s thoughts

[sunshinemick]

Mick may have gotten the worst haircut to date this is a travesty

Edit: I’m not even messing I felt nauseous the first time I saw this it’s that bad

#mick schumacher #formula 1 #f1 #i can’t believe him #it was just starting to grow back #he’s sick for this

[decembermoonskz]

“why is my bum so big?” — Bang Chan 2023

#izzy.txt★ #찬이의 방 🐺 #I can’t believe him #he’s not wrong but also 😭😭😭 have you seen the men in the nfl??????

[taetaespeaches]

actually I have no idea who this yoongi guy is! 🙈 never heard of him! best of luck to you all but like I’m totally fine bc naked androgynous yoongi who?? I’m unaffected over here 👍

#stay safe out there! there’s a pretty mother fucker on the loose #I can’t believe him #he’s unhinged #🙈 my ass! #I’ll answer asks in a bit lol don’t worry everyone I got them! #you all were the ones who alerted of me of his shenanigans :/ #thanks pals #my honey boy #yoon

[despairots]

me if ny bsf of 3 years didnt harass me, telling me he would khs and guilt trip me, harass me again just for him to tell he had a gf. how you gonna do all that shit to me, r u fucking ill?? like i was in public and getting stable wifi is fucking hard so when i see u saying u’ll kys if i dont respond makes me feel guilty that u might kys bc i didn’t respond instantly?? fucking harassing me into playing the guessing game when i said no so many times isnt gonna all of a sudden make me wanna guess. i wasted my TIME telling u to not kys bc i care for my bsf but u repeatedly doing this time makes me care less and even though i donr care rather ppl die or not since i find it natural, i fucking care for u. the big fucking news that u had to tell me in the end after doing all of that to me was that u had a gf. “you would go insane” no i fucking wouldn’t, u doing all those things to me go insane and incredibly fucking mad, i just wanted to talk to u again but i never expected you to do this to me, what is your problem.

#kaz. 💫 #kaz’s rants. 🪐 #toxic bsf #i just #i can’t believe him #what is his problem #toxic #manipulative #guilt tripping #harassing

[primoredial-jade]

CHILDE’s birthday letter is sfrkekdkdkdkskksdksk how dare he ..?!!??!!

“so i told my family about you and they love you and told me to bring this to you and i wanna hang out with you without any of the fighting shenanigans and i’ll make food for you and we could talk for hourS about the things we love”

BSKADLSKSKXIKSbajaksksks sNajaksksknd

#talks * ੈ♡‧₊ #THE BRAINROT #i can’t believe him

[honeybrowne]

harry just sang wet dream with wet leg… HARRY JUST SANG WET DREAM WITH WET LEG

#this is where it ends for me #i can’t believe him #i’m breaking up w him #harry styles

[literalsunhobi]

yoongi really did THAT AGAIN and said graphic design is my passion

#I can’t believe him #so unfair that I’m not rich to just fly to sk to watch a concert 😭😭😭😭 #also! the babies were there together 🥺🥺🥺 I MISSED THEM #I have so much to catch here on this blog I’ll come back later

[deadhoneybee]

Weed is no longer enough.

I need to fist fight my dad.

#i can’t believe him #i literally dont get it #daddy issues #weed #your typical stoner with daddy issues #i wanna move out so bad

[ilygetou]

i can’t...i can’t believe he can actually go a whole day without talking to me.

#i am sick to my stomach #i can’t believe him #i wanna throw up #i hope he has the worst day ever #evelyn crush = exposed !?!?!

[chloesimaginationthings]

At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #matpat #game theory #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #ness fnaf #freddy fazzbears pizza #freddy fazbear #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I wasn’t planning on drawing a YouTuber again for awhile #but this was a special occasion #I can’t believe Matpat never solved fnaf #he lives on in the fnaf universe though as Ness #Mike wants to argue with him so bad but can’t disprove him either #Abby understood all of it BAHA #she’d keep up with the theories that guy lays down #Tysm Matpat for all your crazy theories 💚

[sanatomis]

currently thinking about. . .

satoru who goes absolutely crazy each time you put it back in after it slips out.

cw. female!reader, vaginal sex, tit-sucking, implied creampie, slight dom/sub dynamics (dom!satoru, sub!reader).

the first time it happens is on accident. 

he’s too caught up in the way the fat of your ass jiggles with each deep thrust, too mesmerised in the feel of your soft skin between his fingertips as he gives one of your cheeks a firm squeeze. satoru’s lust-riddled brain simply didn’t take note of the way his hips started to move a little too fast, a little too quick. 

all he’s able to focus on as he takes you from behind is you, you, you—and certainly not the way his heavy cock suddenly slips out of your slippery cunt. a few drops of pre-cum dribble down the base as he involuntarily pulls out, some of it staining the back of your thighs. there’s not a lot of time to process the fact, as he’s back inside your dripping pussy almost instantly. 

your greedy hands reach for him immediately, securely wrapping around his base and slamming your hips back against his once he’s lined up again. there’s not even a chance for him to miss the warmth of your sweet pussy.

you wouldn’t even let him. 

satoru is pretty sure he’s going to cum on the spot at the realisation, and has to really, really fight himself not to finish prematurely. a deep groan rumbles from his chest, eyes almost rolling to the back of his head, as he thinks about how quick, how disguistingly eager you were as you scrambled to put him back inside. 

as if that slutty hole of yours can’t even go a second without being filled by him. 

a string of curse words tumble past his lips, and he fucks you a little harder than usual that night. 

since then, satoru’s been subtly letting himself slip out of your cunt each time the two of you have sex. the physical aspect of it isn’t hard; you’re always so incredibly wet, he’s out in a second. mentally, he’s at war with himself—though, seeing you whine and whimper as you hastily reach for his cock again makes those few agonising seconds without your warmth all worth it. 

something about the gesture makes you look desperate, impatient, and it’s all for him. and fuck, did it turn him on. 

there’s one time where he briefly suspects you’re onto him and his antics, as you insist on riding him. on being in control. it’s not something you do often, though usually he fucking loves it when you do (he still does, admittedly)—but with you on top and holding the reigns, it removes his opportunity to see you scramble to put his fat cock back inside. 

but, he’s nothing if not an optimist, so, of course, he’ll make the best of the situation. 

with the way they bounce so prettily in front of him as you rock your hips back and forth, he’s almost incapable of not sucking on them. and so, he decides to stifle his previous complaints by taking a mouthful of your tits. there’s always next time, and as he sucks on your breasts and feels you move up-and-down, he completely forgets about his former plans. 

riding him was simply one of your whims, it turns out, and the next time the two of you have sex he’s back in his usual spot. and the time after that, and after that, and after that—and as long as he’s there, he’ll keep making you desperetaly stuff his cock back inside. 

satoru’s breathing heavily now, the mere thought of it (combined with your walls griping around him like a vice) almost enough to make him dizzy. with your legs over his shoulders and thighs pressed up against your chest, cheeks stained with dried tears and soft, high-pitched moans and hiccups leaving your lips—he can’t help but feel the familiar itch to ruin your fun.

even if it’s just for a little bit.

he does so at once. the mixed release of both you and him from previous rounds leak out of you as he does so, and your pussy twitches around absolutely nothing. 

immediately, you frown. it’s small, cute, almost, and then your hands search for his cock again. though, this time, the position he (very purposefully) put you in makes it difficult—satoru fights off a grin as you scrunch your nose in dissatisfaction. 

“. . .’toru,” you mumble, and attempt to grab him again. your voice is hoarse, broken from the sweet noises you’ve made for him so far. “wh—what’re you doing?”

“hm?” he hums. 

a little smile settles on his lips as he prods your entrance with his tip, smearing the cum—most of it his—along your puffy folds. he toys with your pussy, the squelching sounds as he moves his cock near your cunt (but never quite in it) feeling like absolute music to his ears.

he hears you sniff. “. . .’toru,” you mumble, voice a soft whine. you try moving closer to him, to push yourself down on him, but he simply pushes your thighs harder against your chest. “please, j—just. . .”

satoru fakes a dramatic sigh. “you’re so spoiled,” he comments, and relishes in the way your eyes roll back as he slides back in all at once. “so, incredibly spoiled.” he tuts, starting his thrusts again. he brings his face closer to yours, as if it’d make him hear all your pitiful sounds better. “can’t even go a second without my cock, can you? ‘t slips out for a second, and my pretty girl’s already whining.” 

he doesn’t get a proper response out of you, but that’s okay. he doesn’t need to. there’s no sweeter sound than your fucked-out babbles, anyway.

and they often sound even sweeter after he temporarily deprives you of his cock. 

satoru smirks as he looks down at you.

no, he’s definitely not stopping this any time soon. 

© MADE BY SANATOMIS — please, refrain from stealing, copying, or reposting any of my works.

#ꕤ — sanatomis darling: gojo satoru #best believe he can’t escape once i get him #am putting it right back where it belongs smh #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader smut #satoru gojo x reader smut #gojo x reader smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader

[anna-scribbles]

and what if he was happy!!!

#what then!!!! #it turns out i can only think about adrien being sad for so long before i can’t take it anymore. #i reached some sort of threshold #had to draw him smiling #i believe in you adrien. you’ll get there. #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #adrien agreste

[aurosoul]

my bf took this little man out of storage at his parents’ house and I’m obsessed. I’m showing him to everyone I know. look at his little face….. his friendly dancing pose….. his green power indicator over the HEART!!!! I’m inconsolable

#picture journal #lifejoys #i can’t believe this #bf was just walking through the hall with him #and i was like WAIT….. SHOW ME THAT MAN 👨 #i need 50 of them