#i cant find the original

[linguisticsnightmare]

I once heard this joke and can't find it anywhere.

A time traveler arrives in ancient Rome. She approaches two men and asks for their names. One replies "I was named Quintus, as I was the fifth child of my family" and the other replies, "well I was named Sextus, as I was the sixth child of my family." The men then ask for the time traveler's name. She responds "My name is Liv!" The two men begin counting on their fingers as their eyes widen with horror.

#i cant find the original #ancient rome #history memes #rome #roman empire #latin

[frogmanfae]

Someone said that modern Spot has mastered separating work and personal affairs and only one person knows both sides of him because they ran into him at the store and saw that he had a bunch of tattoos and piercings and was actually pretty punk but this person has been sworn to secrecy and I would like to take it a step further and say that one day Race visits him at work because he left his lunch or something and then gets to babbling about their date later that night but never says the word "date" and then leaves, and everyone in the office is like "who???" and Spot just says something like "oh that's just Racer" and when they ask more questions about who "Racer" is he just tells them he's "a physicist" or that they "live together" or he's someone Spot "met in college" and he never says a word about them literally being married.

#everyone at the office thinks he's straight #newsies #spot conlon #i cant find the original #someone make this find the person who originally came up with the idea of spot being two different people #i owe you my life

[itsokjunii]

I can't think of another question, so:

Tootsie, live reaction to Squibbles in a fancy dress 🎤

tootsie says wedding is tmrw.

#/silly #cupcake can be third wheel hehe #LIKE THAT ONE MEME WHERE THESE THREE GUYS ARE IN A GC AND THE THIRD GUY IS LIKE #“oh me? im just speaking for this guy. i beleive in you man” #LIKE THAT YK????? #i cant find the original #BUT YEAH!!!! #YEAH!!!!!! #squibbsie my beloved #new ship name me thinks #I SWEAR #I WILL DRAW THEM #together #the mind of a juni

[dumbbitchawards]

Does anyine have that meme that's like "dad I'm lesbian" "okay" "I'm also lesbian" "does anyone in this house like men" "I do"

#i cant find the original #mine #dumbbitchawards

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

#unemployed voice. cant find the original tumblr search sux #<- twas a blatant ripoff of the “im just someones weird coworker” post which i could not find #also. havent deleted it because i like very occasionally seeing my mutuals pop up in the notes

[protective-potato]

#i cant find the original

[sophalopod]

hello

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #i did this in like an hour dont look too close #i just realized some people mightve not seen the original or the meme format in general #from what i can find the original is by cooltimesonline on here but it looks like they deleted their blog or changed their url #and i cant find an active account

[qqchurch]

wow, I wish HRT gave me beam attacks

#i knew cagliostro was in symphogear but no one told me that PRELATI was also an anime girl now lmaoooooo #that's two series with a prelati that transistioned i guess #and there's also Saint Germain to round out the 'male alchemists now turned anime girls' in the cast but yeah #symphogear #the original boiling estrogen post is somewhere but i cant find it so

[vyhonella]

hi I'm alive here my new hyperfixation (help)

#ace attorney #my art #franziska von karma #its based on some tiktok but i can't say who is author bc cant find them anymore :( #anyway there was “1920s” instead of “perfect” this is why girl think originally shes ghost #yk girl in question is pearl my baby #and her sister (maya) def know who franzie are #shes gay #lesbian #we support franmaya #fanart #ace attorney fanart

[vanwizard]

okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.

sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.

#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART. #i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :) #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #katya goncharov #myart #unreality #okay goncharov spoilers --> #this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was #like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun. #it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie. #irregardless though. #i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao) #so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie. #people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.

[luminarai]

the most drift compatible duo on television, you can’t change my mind

#ted lasso #coach beard #I can’t figure out if they actually did this joke on the show because it fits perfectly tbh #I cant find any indication that they did but honestly? spiritually they definitely have #insert montage of them getting friendship bracelets and riding a tandem bike into a lake (not on purpose. but they do go viral) #my art #ted lasso fanart #also I can’t find the origin for this joke so idk

[ninjasmudge]

hes just Like That

#ninjago #ninjago zane #zane julien #my art #ninjago art #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #hes there in the corner #trying to poke zane down with a broom #i cant find the original rn but you know the one. ill reblog with it when im on pc

[fenmori]

i drew this a long while ago and forgot about it. it's still pretty good, i guess

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #canine #its mostly made up shapes based on a pet scan? i think? i cant find the original reference #ill tag it anyway #gore

[diioonysus]

"purple is a color that sparks imagination and awakens the spirit."

#artist is joseph blackburn #cant find artist #artist is frans verhas #-cant find artist #artist is claude monet #artist is jane morgan #artist is maria waye #the portait is of barbara palmer but i cant find the artist #artist is leonor fini #artist is catherine hyde #artist is james coleman #artist is abraham jassens but im pretty sure that isn't the original color of the painting but it looks better in purple anyways #--cant find artist #artist is nadiiia boichenko #artist is jaanika talts #art history #history #art

[py6oto]

a little confused

2023.08.16

#hlvrai #hlvrai fanart #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai benrey #frenrey #same as any other time ive ever tagged a ship #i cant find the original comic this joke comes from for the life of me i am so sorry

[skitskatdacat63]

It’s always “your Fernando brakechecked my driver!” or “your Fernando participated in spygate and crashgate!” and never “did your Fernando have fun during the race? He looks like he was having fun! What a good boy!” We live in dark, ignorant times. Stay safe everyone.

#i think this is a copypasta rn??? but i cant find the actual source aaagh #someone in another fandom postsed this abt a different person #and it sounds exaclty like how we talk about Fernando #so i made my own version :) #dont accuse me of stealing LMFAO i think its a meme I swear but i cant find it #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #this is for cofi. cofi is making me post this. only cofi understands what this is parodying wjkdkglg #pleas ei hope that original blog never sees this hahaha