#i don't wanna tag all the kids...

[pxme-granate]

Cooking Headcannons??

Anah

She's very average for an 11-13 year old; she probably helped the nuns make meals by peeling potatoes or something. I don't think she would do that badly if she tried. I also think that by the end of Hollowpox, she has barista-level skills at making coffee.

Thaddea

No creating, only destruction. If someone does not put food in front of her, she will simply drink the blood of her enemies. Good for her, wish that were me

Francis

Hear me out, he's not actually that good jk. I'd imagine he would try to avoid cooking when he's trying to relax, or at least just make simple comfort food if he wants to feed himself (his standards for simple are probably...interesting, though).

Hawthorne

Great at making little snacks he has to share with Baby Dave, also excellent at making mud pies. Very aesthetically pleasing, not so edible.

Morrigan

Has never cooked a day in her life, has never even looked at a stove; the cook at the manor would always chase her out. She would burn water. Every cooking related conversation she has with Francis ends with him staring off into the distance in horrified silence.

Cadence

Assuming she lives only with her mom and grandmother (and goes to school? did the kids go to a school before wunsoc?? 🤨), she probably only has to cook herself lunch sometimes. So she's excellent at making kraft mac n cheese, and not very good at anything else (pulling from experience here lol).

Arch

Why learn to cook when you can shoplift? jk unless?? I can't imagine him cooking, but I CAN imagine him enjoying a good TV dinner or something. I like to imagine him browsing the frozen meals aisle and picking out the most random and possibly disgusting stuff, like Kids Cuisine Gourmet Shrimp ✨

Lam

She's probably in the same boat as Morrigan...the only saving grace she has is the abiltiy to forsee disaster. Her water may burn, but it will never boil over, yk.

Mahir

I think he might have an idea of basic techniques and what to do in general from studying languages/cultures, but he has never cooked anything before and has no experience. Not quite as bad as Morrigan, but not good either.

Miss Cheery

GREAT at baking; she's only really interested in making deserts and sweets, and every other cooking skill she has is the bare minimum she needs to survive. Undercooked, underseasoned, the whole nine yards.

Roshni

She also has the bare minimum amount of skill you need to survive...she'd rather order something from a cafe and read than make her own food. She has more patience than Marina, at least, so her food isn't so bad.

Jupiter

Maybe he's good at no-cooking-required meals (sandwiches, salads, soups technically) since he has to survive his fancy Captain-y trips somehow. If you actually make him cook something, he will hand you back a burnt crisp that only vaguely resembles the ingredients you gave him.

Squall

I don't think he ever touched a stove before coming to the Republic. The process of learning was nothing short of a disaster in which he nearly starved or died several times, but he's probably good enough now.

#nevermoor #morrigan crow #jupiter north #ezra squall #roshni singh #marina cheery #francis fitzwilliam #i don't wanna tag all the kids... #i wrote all this while i was panicking over trying a new recipe so I don't have to eat spagetti every day #spaghetti* #cooking is THE WORST #anyway feel free to vehemently disagree with me lol #long post

[imminent-danger-came]

WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY. WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY! WHAT WAS HE-

Sun Wukong: "Kid—new armor isn't going to cut it! We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just, ignore this whole part of your power because it scares you!"

MK: "I-"

-

LITERALLY WHAT. WHAT WAS IT. MK HONEY SWEETIE DARLING WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL WUKONG HERE

#look at MK's FACE #HE IS SO DISTRAUGHT #Scenes I lay awake thinking about #Like we all know Wukong encouraging MK to use his monkey form is going to bite them in the ass #But HOW #Like SWK knows whatever the fuck MK is but MK knows something about his Monkey Form that we (including SWK) don't #''Well alright then.'' terrible. terrible. ''Oh—there's nothing mindless about me friend!'' TERRIBLE. #Hm guess I'm just having another breakdown about the special. #the light is no mystery #<- new Wukong an MK tag I wanna be emo #anyways #imp tag #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk MK #Hello I am re-remembering Wukong's absolute faith in MK and how this is both a virtue and a vice #(aka oops if MK loses control SWK will be completely blindsided by it) #I am also remembering how MK's undying loyalty to SWK is also both a virtue and a vice! #(Aka if MK learns SWK did anything he can't justify that will shatter him) #These two would basically do anything for each other—but in like the fucked up way! So: haha we are in danger

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp your family is back with us for like a panel and I am losing my fucking mind iwanthembackiwanthembackiwanthemback-

#his wife and children right there #KAYA I MISS YOU BABY LOVE OF MY LIFE PLEASE STAY FOREVER #tamanegi being all intense abt vegapunk he's the cutest thing in the world i am going crazy idk #THESE KIDS ARE PRECIOUS TO ME THEY LOOK ADORABLE LET ME. HUG THEM #one piece #one piece 1113 #kaya one piece #usopp pirates #bc i am lazy and i don't wanna tag the cuties

[ferretwhomst]

i like the idea of the blight-deamonne kids having a bit where they make alador really lame shirts every so often and leave them in places for him to discover, usually his lab. i mentioned this in my massive blight-deamonne family hc post already but i am thinking abt it again.

catch him wearing a shirt that says "i used to be worse" or "world's first transmasc absent father" or "im not the stepdad im the dad that stepped up" or even one of those . oddly specific shirts which uses 40 different fonts and is like "I am PUSHING FIFTY and am a Proud DIVORCED FATHER of 4 KIDS and my New HUSBAND and I are ABOMINATION SPECIALISTS who have Known Each OTHER since HIGH SCHOOL and have been Obnoxiously VAGUING EACH OTHER on PENSTAGRAM since its Release"

out of all of them alador's favorite shirt is the one which just says "autism" on the front and has like 50 bug facts on the back in tiny print. every time he wears it he has to take at least 5 minutes to look at the bug facts first even if it means he's late for something

darius finds this bit extremely funny and contributes by gifting alador booty shorts with similar (though slightly less sfw) captions on the ass

#toh #the owl house #toh headcanon #the owl house headcanons #alador blight #alador toh #i don't wanna tag all the kids man it's 1am #im just gonna #blight siblings #hunter deamonne #darius deamonne #darius toh #aladarius #abomidads #the blight deamonnes #ferret rambles

[zeherili-ankhein]

I think I will start making Chhota Bheem incorrect quotes.

Because nobody else does...

#seriously i need more people on the chhota bheem fandom #where are all the people who watched chhota bheem as a kid?? #do you not like it anymore? #or do you guys just don't wanna have a fully functioning fandom just because its a cartoon? #bheem bheem bheem chhota bheem chhota bheem #chhota bheem #desi people #desi teen #desi shit posting #desi humor #desi indian #desi tumblr #desi tag #being desi #desi life #desi #chhota bheem incorrect quotes

[seventh-district]

not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

#today's gone Badly and i'm upset but instead of venting abt it i'm gonna channel that energy into doing a bit of tag rambling abt Boothill #well. less abt Him and more abt uh. self-analyzing my anxiety surrounding contributing to fandoms. he's just today's catalyst #like. i know it's mostly a me thing. i'm hypersensitive to criticism and very conflict avoidant + socially anxious + perfectionistic etc. #so I'm the one that keeps myself from posting more stuff out of fear of being criticized or called-out for what i've made #bc inevitably Someone's gonna see it and think its OOC or a problematic take or they'll misread my intent. etc etc what have you #but like. that's inevitable. there's no way to communicate every single thing with all of the nuance required to avoid misunderstandings #and other times it's not a misunderstanding it's just a difference of opinions and that's Fine!! there's no accounting for personal taste #there's no accounting for several things actually. taste‚ bias‚ lore-knowledge‚ differing levels of chronic-online-ness‚ etc #so this isn't me complaining abt the state of fandom culture (although i do think. sometimes. ppl take shit a bit too seriously) #but anyways all of this is mostly just anxiety-fueled. it's not like i very often actually even receive negative feedback or anything #if anything ppl tend to tell me that i'm overthinking it and killing my own fun and worried that my stuff is more OOC than it is #which like. yeah. Yeah u right :) but that's just the way that i am! always losing the idgaf war i suppose #anyways what's Boothill got to do w this ur wondering. well. i've been thinking abt the quickly emerging concept that he's illiterate. #and it just. has me feeling a lot of ways. and watching ppl disagree over it has me feeling some Bad ways. bc it's def a loaded topic! #if you'll pardon the pun there. and i don't rlly have anything new to add other than that i'm conflicted abt it. #like yeah i saw the leaks days ago. of him mentioning 'not hitting the books' much as a child when we ask him why he sends voice messages #or voice Transcriptions ig. ykwim. and like. *braces for impact* ...i liked it? like. it doesn't feel right to call it endearing #i'm not trying to infantilize him. ok that's not the right word either but ugh. you know? what i mean?? who am i kidding even i don't know #it's not quite right to say that it feels like Representation either. but it's something close i guess #as a southern person myself who didn't receive a 'complete' education due to factors that weren't to do with my intelligence #the concept of seeing him as a capable force to be reckoned with and respected who also happens to have not received much formal education #i like that. i do. but there's so many issues w it at the same time. like. as i said‚ being southern myself has me Wary of the way Hoyo is- #writing him. as well as of the way that the fandom is taking the bits of his lore and running away w them. and i'm Very aware of how ppl- #will see a southern character and be All Too Eager to agree that they're lacking intelligence based on our Redneck™ stereotype #sigh. and before we even go too far with this. it's not even confirmed that hes completely illiterate. which is a valid criticism i've seen #there's Multiple reasons that could make him prefer voice to text. but regardless. i'm just worried that ppl will misconstrue my intentions #like. example: that edit i made the other day of him saying 'no thanks i can't read'. wasn't me playing into the stereotype of- #'haha dumb country boy can't read!' it was. in my eyes. something he'd say as a joke to make light of a potential insecurity #like. i think there's far more depth to Boothill's character if ppl could look past the surface. and i dont wanna contribute to the problem #but sometimes ppl Will have stereotypical traits and i wish the same could apply to characters as long as it's done Thoughtfully.

[bijoumikhawal]

also it really is shit how several popular bloggers were like. Horribly bigoted towards ace people when it was cool, but once it stopped being trendy they 1) deleted those posts so receipts couldn't be pulled 2) maybe put up claimed "redactions" or said "omg its been years if you really wanna know wether i still hate those people dm me" but never apologized for their behavior lmao. I don't think any of the people who did that actually changed, I just think they know it's not such an acceptable/fun target to bully anymore. It's really sick how that type of bullying was encouraged for years and how few people repented for their behavior.

#cipher talk #H*stlerose and lgbt*nis in particular come to mind #x***guiw*ng too tbh #They did a weird heel turn of being normal about ace people to insinuating most ace people are homophobic and self centered #And that believing a society which strictly controls your sex life doesn't like you not having sex and may punish you is a 'white thing' #As though the pressures around sex are not MORE strongly felt by PoC #I don't wanna say 'imagine if there was a mass movement of people who said they hated gay men and homophobia wasn't real and they never #Apologized or faced consequences' bc I know that exists. It's on Twitter and it's why I'm cagey around how people on tumblr say f*g #(I do mean like other lgbtq people tbc) #But like it's ridiculously fucked up that it happened. That people allowed it. That most people have forgotten about it either bc #They were targeted or bc they did the targeting #Remember when a real human being who had recently come out as ace was murdered for rejecting a man and people turned her into a fucking #Discourse topic? And posted decapitation photos claiming they were of her in tags about ace people/spread rumors about that? #I do. I fucking do. #Remember all the discussions about how 'denying your partner sex' was abuse? How ace people were p*dos for forcing discussions of sexuality #Onto kids? How wanting non alcoholic non sex forward spaces- something ND people and addicts also discussed- became a fucking crime? #Because ace people also thought it was cool? #Like g-d I know this was painful and I'm not saying we should do discourse again but forgetting all that isn't helpful either

[myaorta00912d53]

dr. namida is a researcher that specializes in positive emotions. she recently started a new side project, a case study.

the period of data collection officially ended today.

atop a stack of papers sat a broken doll head. the body of her colleague had just been disposed. the death game continues.

red eyes honed in on the growing lines of text on the screen. the rapid pace of keys clicking harmonized with the ambient whir of computer fans.

she doesn't sleep for another night. how could she? in her hands was another beautiful reality. it only served to support her dearest proposition: even positive emotions could kill.

she would write about it all night.

#read tags and/or my reblog for context #this was in my drafts hm this is kinda old #basically like. I had this idea that namida would study the satous #particularly gashu and ranger #and this kinda relies on the hc that gashu deep down in his heart gave a shit about his sons #and it was because of this weakness why ranger failed #and why gashu submit himself and his family to asunaro in the first place #if you don't remember momdori basically said either you bring your sons to assassin kid showdown or we'll kill you all in the kai mini ep #gashu was asunaro's bitch he wanna match their freak so bad #namida's a true asunaro freak she's up there with midori just bring her back please #safalin uses ranger's head as a paperweight #yttd #fanon #inane ramblings #michiru namida #tia safalin #gashu satou #rio ranger head #satou family #satou & namida #dolltalks

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

OC: Vinnie Gallo

Happy Birthday, Vinnie!

Omggggg, one year ago I created this creature, person, choom, man, player, V. And I decided to make it his canon birthday as well.

He's getting it all - booze, blunts, booty and ballons, so I don't wanna hear any complaints.

It cannot be overstated how much this dude does for my mental health, I am discovering me through him and I love that. So I'm celebrating him today and that the universe (and CDPR) gave me the chance to create him.

And thank you fine people for loving him and thirsting for him and basically motivating me to keep sharing him with y'all!

Happy Birthday, Vinnie 🧡

#oc: vinnie gallo #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077edit #cp2077 #cp2077 oc #cp77 #cp2077 screenshots #male v #male v monday #gamingedit #gamingnetwork #dailygaming #videogamemen #cd projekt red #thank you. #no seriously #THANK YOU #i don't wanna get sappy in the tags but i love this dude and it does get me emotional #also please know that he carried the balloons all the way home and was happy like a kid about it

[some-mari-thoughts]

What do you make of the idea of Blackspace kinda fusing with Hellmari after a post-good ending Omori gave her true life, therefore making her the entire realm by technicality? Omori would do that cuz he needs something to kinda fill the void that appeared when Sunny left and he's getting desperate after not finding anything in Headspace to do that...

(woooooooooo explaining my omori au lore-)

Truthfully this is so wildly different to my idea of headspace and omori and after-good ending that i cannot make anything of this! i think that's up to u to decide

#they kinda have to coexist anyway in my head #yes they had a big ass fight abt things and sunny's headspace is kinda all crumpled once again and white space is emptier than ever #omori's still the inner 12 y o kid who is also the anxiety and escapism and so many things and he isn't going anywhere immediately #so they do have to work together and fill it w new things. make smth of it and make it comfortable again in a better way #idk we're not letting the nightmares fester #your story is yours though its just so different from mine that it feels like a string of words that i can't tie togetjher #in a way that makes sense at least #so here you know your story best #also pleas #if u wanna put smth that u made and make me see it please let it be related to me and my blog in my inbox #i WILL spit my hcs and story at u if u put unrelated things here #i don't have the responsibility to react to Your omori content that i did not sign up or ask to see! #that's almost your own post material. let me come across it in the tag when i want to see it #and if i don't it was not meant to be #its an honor to receive your omori art of mari btw if u do put it here. just make sure it's not a constant and rather an occasion #cannot publish your omocontent for you #sorry for the tag rant its offtopic from the post #i do get severe urge to ignore/delete asks that seem wholly unrelated to my blog or a fully cooked personal omori post #and not an ask to tumblr user some mari thoughts who makes art and posts hcs and shares some art sometimes #OMORI Sunny #OMORI character #Knife boi #Son boi #my doodles

[tricksterswagtournament]

Week 3.2 of the TricksterSwagTournament has started

Wukong may have the power of mon key but cicero has access to every skyrim glitch so i could be anyone game tbh

#tricksterswagtournament #tricksterslapdown #tumblr polls #skyrim cicero #skyrim #wukong #lego monkie kid #thats the only one im gonna tag cause yall he got so many votes #also i don't wanna tag all of that asdf #also for everyone reading the tags i have gotten a new job so tourny updates might be a bit weird

[moe-broey]

Oh, poor thang!

#moe tag #sorry i won't shut up about it but you gotta understand. this is the most eventful thing that's happened in like months #also i just really wanna apply what i learned about it to moe. torture the creature some more #BUT ALSO... LIKE..... i think about writing refs and health/safety refs and also best practice #ESP when treating a patient or being a caretaker all the time. #before the disability disabled me LMFAO i really wanted to go into working to help people w disabilities #i was so high masking and 'functional' (but like. still very much on the spectrum) that i had each foot in both worlds kinda #i wasn't exactly sure what line of work but i very much wanted to give back the way the people who believed in me did. #esp as a kid. i had so many behavioral issues. teachers actively dreaded and feared having to deal w me. #the few and far between teachers/social workers who saw me though. believed in me. treated me kindly. stuck forever #unfortunately i really don't think i'm cut out for that line of work esp after covid changed The Vibes of everything lmfao #i would love to give hope in a hopeless world. but i fear i've slipped through the cracks. #my art

[clamorybus]

tbh i am happy they made twyla canonically autistic, and it's genuinely wonderful she states it in the show. but it does feel off doing all that after removing all of ghoulia's disabilities

#like her being nonverbal and her mobility issues #YES i know they're technically features of her being a zombie and not a disability #but she's been seen as a disabled character since her debut in gen 1 #like i read her diary entries as a kid and clocked her as autistic before i even knew *i* was autistic #im not mad at all that they made twyla autistic it just sucks they didn't keep ghoulia's disabilities #idk if im reaching but while there are more canonically disabled characters this generation it feels like #they're only giving their characters like. 'palatable' disabilities. 'inconvenient' disabilities #a character with a prosthetic leg. an autistic character with quiet unobtrusive stims #i don't wanna assume the worst; im sure the dev team has good intentions #it just feels very off #overall i do love gen 3 just their treatment of ghoulia feels really off to me #*convinent disabilities #i am not rewriting all those tags #monster high g3 #monster high gen 3

[canadianlucifer]

UHHH dropping all the missed drawtober posts at once lmao

The last two are kinda old, drew them in 2021 and my art changed quite a bit since them imo

Anyways, some brunet, blond, and black haired boys! Takizawa, Arven, Dark Pit, and Akira Kurusu

#drawtober #Luci's art tag #yeahh i'm not tagging all these characters and fandoms lol #just because it's all mixed together and don't wanna tag persona art with kid icarus y'know? #And I know I've posted that sketch of taki multiple times but I haven't posted the pink version lmao

[modernsuperhero]

if anybody here has any lego monkie kid fic recs i have binge-read Sunbreak and From Three Thirty to Four and i’m craving some more so feel free to throw them at me. self-promos welcome

#lmk #lego monkie kid #i'm not gonna tag like. all the characters or anything cuz i don't wanna annoy people looking for character stuff #fanfiction #fic recs #ao3 preferably but tumblr fics are good too #ao3

[valleyfthdolls]

opinions on sonadow

It's legit SOO problematic and people don't even care like bro Shadow was in cryostasis for FIFTY YEARS he is SIXTY-FIVE just say you support pedophilia and go

#anti honesty ask game #this is an actual anti-s.onadow argument people make btw #though nothing will quite compare to the person who told me it was problematic because sonic (15) was a child and shadow (15) was a teenage #and then when i pressed them on that logic they said it was because sonic in the movies was once referred to as 'kid' #and shadow in the games was a teenager therefore the ship was evil #so i hit them with 'well in underground sonic has 2 other siblings and in aosth tails is a baby so sonic and tails being friends is creepy #because sonic is abandoning his family to be best friends with a literal baby' and they said #'i mean the characters in sonic are basically ageless so it really doesn't matter' like GIRL???? #censoring so.nadow in the tags bc i'm sure that shippers have all been hit w this exact ''logic'' before and don't wanna see it