#i dont fet up i dont check time i just lay there and think ‘why the fuck am i awake’ until i drift off

[viridescent-lament]

me currently in sensory hell bcs my cousins are over so we went to a restarunt at dinner rush on its busiet day and having to wait over an hour to be seated

#so fucking noisy that its makiing lights feel bad too gotdamn #love how just this morning i was talking to my psychiatrist about meds and compnay being over and when i ment either she brushed them ooff #when i borught it iʻupn she focused on explaing to me how se was strying to be helpful but because of the very resason we were discussi- #discussing these meds (sleep terrible for almost five days in a row) i couldnt understand what she was saying. then she ignores the #stuff about company completely. even thougj. i was telling here ‘here are coping slills i use but they never work i just do them’ #and she goes :) im glad uou have strategies to get away from people when you need to :) just use those youll be fine #fucking #they dont help!!! im still ovewhelmed!!! even if they worked the fact that company is over means sdoing stuff like going to resteraunts!!! #where i cant fucking use those skills!!! #my head hurts so much i just want my sodypop to get here with the bubble that burn my thorat #i ment slepp stuff i dont know if ive ecplained yet #basically since i got off my med (running out not intentional) that keeps me awake #ibe been -hungrier (unpleasant) and -cannot fet a good sleep (? idk why a lessening dose of a stimilate makes me more awake but) #one night i woke up super early and couldnt go back to sleep well #the past couple nights ive been falling asleep. wake up. fall asleep. wake up. times like twenty its bullshit #i dont fet up i dont check time i just lay there and think ‘why the fuck am i awake’ until i drift off #at these times im not coherent so i cant even think ‘maybe i should get up. check time. get drink.’ all i know is its night im awake and - #ive been awake x times tonightʻ #which is why i was upset my psych was like ‘weʻll give you extra so you can take as neededʻ #which means a) waking up my grandmother in the middle of the night (who also struggles with sleep) #b) pit meds by bed (no table closest dresser full would need to get out of blanket pile and unscrew bottle and take pill) #c) if having couple nights bad sleep then take med (requires suffering through bad dleep first) #or d) ? (it was early morning im runninngon poor dleep i can barely undertsand words the more you say them to me #so all options require a) experience some bad sleep and suffer before med time #or b) be coherent enough when woken up to remember how to take meds (which im not because my brain isnt working at that moment) #tried explaining to pscyh but she was adamant that she was trying to hive me options #which is nice! and she is right that we r about to go on vacation so we may meed options. but it was early morning i had little sleep and #all my brain was saying ks that no ones listening and thats probably my fault becasue i wasnt explaing well but my brain was too tired to- #to explain #but whateve r i am fine im going to draw the cutest thing and it will be a mystery until its been done even to me

[idjitlili]

Thor,Son of Odin

Thorin x Modern!reader

Summary:Imagine being apart of the company ;and calling Thorin,Thor the god of Thunder.

a/n i hate wattpad it deleted 6 hours of work on this ,bloody bullshit and i fell over in that time todays going amazing, I passed my gsces though.

Word count:3277

Okay ,okay ,let's do this one last time. You Y/n L/n ,some how ended up in Tolkiens universe,the hobbit.Bro you was beyond freaked out to wake up snuggling up with some dude,practially laying on top of him,his arms around you holding you. His hair dark ,long ,silky almost,his face wore but structured,his body muscular,yet some what stumpy. Your face so close to his ,as ou come to reality ,you do not know who in bloody hell this man was.

You had brought your hand up his his cheek ,poking it once ,nothing,again,slight groan but nothing really,again his time mulitple harsh pokes ,finally his ocean coloured eyes shot open. They looked into your e/c ones you screamed then he screamed. Pushing yourself of his out of his grip.

"who are you?" he had shouted ,in shock really.

"no! Who in bloody earth are you? and why were we snuggling? Kidnapper! HELP"  you had stood up ,your face turning in every direction to see where in gods earth you were,just all you could see was forest and a bunch of men,who surrounded you and the strange blue eyed man,looking at you strangely. You looked around again and you saw a man that was dressed as a wizard , he looked like cogsworth,damn he really does.

"oh I get it. I will rather die than take part in your orgies!" you had shouted again ,laughing in horror after ,you were very much terrified in this moment.

"I'm sorry ,what orgies? what gives you that idea?" the smallest one hadspoken up pushing passed the others ,you had pulled your attention to him ,noticing his cute dirty blond hair,travelling down to his huge hair feet,letting out a gasp. "w-why are you feet so large?" you had whispered in shock. "I am hobbit ,of the shir-" " a what?" damn if this couldn't get any weird.

"Enough! WHo are you?why wre you trying to seduce our king?" A balding muscular tattooed man had interrupted ,your questioning."Your king? I havent heard of a king,not at least in europe for over a hundred years! Also last thing I remember was laying in my bed ,not in the arms of a 'king'"  you groaned out this sitution had began to give you to give you a headache.

"this is Thorin ,son Thrain ,son of Thror,the rightful dwarven king of erebor."

"Now enough of the bullshit ,Thor SOn of Odin ,God of thunder, I want to go home! THere are no such thing as dwarven king ,nor dwarves,nor whatever a hobbit  is ,and there's certainly no such place as erebor on this earth! This isn't bloody princess diaries."

The group of men had just stared at you in conflusion,as you had fainted ,therefore Gandalf had concluded that you will be apart of the company. As he had realised some how ,some way you had ended up in an another universe,well all he knew as some sorta force had brought you their world for a reason. He had forced Thorin to accept that you were to be apart of the company ,even if he felt absolute hatred towards you.

When you had came to the first thing you saw was Thorin,so you had made a run at him punching him square in the nose,only to get this sidekick,that tattoo'ed punk to grab a hold of you. "Oi what the fuckk ,get off me!"  yeah they basically tied you to a try ,and then from that Gandalf had explained everything ,and in a couple of hours you had agreed to join ,you still did not trust them however.

You had put upon an pony ,sat behind Bilbo ,the hobbit. "hey just so you know I am still not joining in on your orgies, I do not want to lose my innocence to anyone apart from a nice MHM-" you had pretended to cup an ass in your hands."set of cake shape ass,god dAMN."Bilbo had turned to look at you with a face of pure disgust ,,whereas others of the company such as the kings nephews had laughed. "and what is this orgy you speak of lassie?" the oldest dwarvf had spoken up you had found out his name was Balin older brother of Thorin's side piece.

"oh- its basically when a group of people do the stuff eachother all together" now bursts of laughter had filled your ears. "I assure you miss y/n l/n,the is none of that." Gandalf had spoken sternly ,he did not want to witness that no thank you.

"Oh good then, oh mister hobbit you have such beautiful locks." you had brought you had to touch a single curcle upon his head,whilst the hobbit had blushed brightly at your compliment. "oh well thank you ,as do you have lovely h/c locks." you had smiled widely ruffling his hair,Thorin heard this and did not like it,jerk.

Anways skip to a week later Thorin is brooding with his coak off,those pants really defined his ass,you were sat on a log next to Bilbo,you had nudged him gently grabbing his attention. His eyes filled with red from the warmth of the fires flames as he looked up at you,Thorin's nephews had seen your staring at your uncle and were watching and listening intensely.

"Thor has a nice nutt ,mhmm ,just like Jensen Ackles ass." Bilbo had choked on his own tongue ,as you just glaced back the dwarven kings ass one last time before turning back to Bilbo.

"aye, Y/n ,psttt" Kili had whispered shouted gaining you and Bilbo's attention ,he had gestured for you to go to him with his fingers,you had grabbed Bilbo by his hand before standing up,dragging him with you to sit beside the brothers. "wasssuppppp" damn this isn't the 2000s ,its bloody some age,you don't remember Gandalf got a bit boring if you were totally honest. Fili and Kili smirk to themselves, before Kili speaks up,Fili isn't as talkative as Kili is."you fancy our uncle." you had instantly scoffed , Bilbo had just pretend to be studying the stars ,and avoiding your bullshit lies.

"I see how it is,you trying to get your uncle laid, well yes he has the perfect ass, but I hardly know any of you,except Bilbo I accidentally saw him naked, he has a the cutest little bu-""Y/n!" you had cackled loudly catching some of the dwarves that were still awake attention, the nephews grinned even larger than before at you. "so you admit to looking at our uncles bottom,and you've seen Bilbo nude! Well!" he had basically shouted.

Bofur had turned around raised an eyebrow at you ,whilst Thorin pretended to be brooding still. "what?! Lass,you've seen the little fellow naked????" you had sighed loudly in distress,bloody god darn dwarves. "I say it again it was an accident!I was go for a pee, and then I daw that Bilbo had just gotten of a lake and was wearing a toel,so I decided to scare him, I didn't know he was going to scream ,and drop his towel." Bilbo held his head in in his hands in complete embarrassment.

"what did you except to happen lass? "

"I thought that scream was you."

"wow thanks for coming to save me then. plus i thought Bilbo might of just -you know what I dont know"

Thorin had felt a load off of his shoulders fall away ,knowing you didn't get it on with a dude that was half of your height, he didn't like the fact you were on this quest ,but he couldn't help thinking you had some nice hair. He also felt like grinning ,but of course a scowl was always imprinting on his face,he hadn't had a woman check him out in what it seemed as forever.

That was months of ago now, in which currently you had all been captured by elves ,well the prince of the Greenwood realm,Legolas.The company had been separated from you and Thorin and Bilbo was no where to be seen ,but you knew he was sneaky ass..butt. This elven king Thranduil , had did some voodoo to his face ,spat in Thorin's face with his stinky ass breathe...who needs to talk to someone that close up,might aswell had kissed him. After he was done with the dwarven king he started eyeing you up so you did back ,his ass mainly.

"and who are you ,andwhy does a woman travel with pigs?" his voice like silver ,yet cold as ice, but he would not stare bloody still,while you rated his ass. "Y/n L/n-god damnit stand still," the King had stopped , you had turned your body to get a look at his...flat ass,before leaning back to check out Thorin's. "what ARE you doing?" bro they didn't even tie your hands ,so you had made your way behind Thorin cupping his ass,making him gasp in shock ,as you squeezed gently,before heading back to Thranduil who shook his head no,you didn't want to be executed anyways.

"that king has a better ass than you, I suggust some squats, as your personality nor looks are in favour f-""ENOUGH. Tell me who are you?" he had interrupted you rudely , Thorin now less red ,smirking,he was glad he didn't end up in boner city.  "uh mister lanky stick ,I am y/n ,like I already told you,now can I and my mister patrick swayze be brought to our cells, I don't want to have sex with a skeleton..I mean a elven king."

"TAKE THEM TO THE CELLS,stay here an rot for all I care,100 years is a mere blink for an elf." you smirked at the king,as you and Thorin were grabbed by guards ,being pulled away. "I feel bad for your son,he inherited your flat ass, the poor kid don't get any attention from his daddy." If you were still infront of Thranduil he would've slapped you.  However instead you gpt see his son look to the ground ,away from his fathers gaze ,before walking out of the throne room shortly after you and Thorin.

Soon as you are shoved in separate cells,the questions start from the caged dwarves. "what happened up there?!" Kili questioned loudly,"I may have cupped a kings ass."

"You touched Thranduil's behind?"

"no I almost did,but damn You should have seen his face when I told him Thorin's was better than his and that I fet sorry for his son gainning a flat ass from his father."

Silence was in the air ,for a few seconds before the company had figured out what you had meant wwhen you said about touching a king's behind.

"you touched Uncle's butt infront of Thranduil?"

"oh hey ,Bilbo." thus Bilbo lead you all to the barrels ,in which you sat in on by yourself ,it was the ride of your life, and no kili doesn't get shot,because Dwalin held you you up while pulled down on the lever, therefore no one was injured. All that happened really was you were completely soaking ,and you stayed that way until you arrived at Bard's house,thank jesus you didn't have to go through the toliet.

Bard's daughters had handed you a blanket which you had wrapped around your shoulders ,in hope to warm up. However you could not help but see Thorin ,who refused a blanket politely. His beautiful long locks dripping ,his clothes sticking to his skin,darn he must be freezing ,dwarves and their stubborn asses. He really must be cold ,due to the scribe of this tale, experiences with wet long hair ,it takes ages to dry and keeps you freezing.

So you had decided without really thinking ,to walk towards Thorin who just stood waiting ,whilst everyone else was settling down,removing the blanket from your shoulders ,placing it upon his. Now you just stood next to him ,unsure what to do know ,blushing slightly feeling his eyes on you,gasp when he gets closer ,drapping the blanket back onto you ,but keeping it on his ,pulling you close by wrapping his arm around you ,as to keep you warm too.You had wrapped your arm around his waisr ,you could already feel him warming up against you ,you could smell him aswell ,and feel his hair against your neck.

However you did not look up to see the company's stares at their king,if anything they were worried about his behaviour,yet they wondered if it was true,was you his his one? But Thorin saw it ,yet no one dared to speak upon it , as he was their king ,yet his nephews ,oh they wanted to tease their uncle until the end of the one ring. They had smirked at their uncle,kili raising his eyebrows at Thorin ,who sent a deathly glare to his nephews.

He had broken the silence shortly after that,"where are the weapons?" and of course after that he was like they are shit ,okay lets go rob a bank ,thus the next time you were so close to Thorin was after your second boat ride in the last 36 hours.

Kili,Fili,OIn and Bofur were all left behind ,to catch up when Kili had recovered. THerefore the rest of you were all now to hike to Erebor ,god it was so tiring you felt as if your feet were on fire. You had groan in displeasure before muttering "I swear dwarves must have some hella leg muscle ,yet  I don't, I cant walk." Bilbo had scoffed next to you 'your legs are 10 times as long ,you got it easy'

"I hear humans ,cannot walk after 10 minutes with a dwarf,do you want to take a short break?" Thorin had a smirk inlaced with his voice ,as DWalin laughed loudly as if he was drax laughing at peter ,he was cocky when he wasn't trying to set an example for his nephews."no I want to be  carried Thor." you had spoken with annoyance ,not watching where you was going ,tripping falling harshly on the sharp rocks ,most deinitely cutting your knees open,you had let another groan. "god damn it korg." you had muttered yet again. Thorin had made it over to you ,pulling you to your feet , before turning away ,and kneeling infront of you.

"come on get on,we don't have time to delay" and with that Thorin oakenshield agve you a piggyback ride. "Thor son of Odin ,a God carrying me? No one would believe this."Thorin didn't understand who the fuck that was obviously,you had explained to him what a god was ,the same as the what they call malah ,or near the same.

Anyways he carried you all the way to Erebor ,with ease as well,he was indeed strong,and that was a long journey ,you even offered to walk but nope he would not take it. And after all the dragon stuff ,it was clear to you that he was suffering from dragon sickness ,he made everyone search for the arkenstone except you and Bilbo. You'll never guess what he requested you to do... Well he was on his throne and he was like "y/n ,come here" okay in which you did. "sit on my lap" nope and you walked away ,damn we he so forward now,you missed the shy Thorin.

It got worse and worse and soon enough Thranduil's army had arrived ,aswell as laketown ready to fight to claim what was theirs. Thorin was being a little bitch ,when practially he was a billionare,stopped sitting on bilbo , he isnt Dildo Gaggins ,not a huge stick up your butt.  Frankly you had enough.

"Thor ,if you dont snap out of it , I am going to show all these elves my breasts,you wouldn't allow a young woman to do such a think would you?" okay so blackmail is the only thing you could think of ,Thorin basically ignored you. "OI YOU FLAT ASS KING!" you  had gained the kings attention ,as Thranduil looked up at you ,as did Thorin as you began to lift your shirt up,revealing your belly button then high and high. UNtil two arms gripped your middle lifting you out of view. "No,I will not allow an elven king see my ones breasts,nor an one else" he had growled ,you had lifted your hands up in surrender ,well you tried.

He just told you he was your one and you was like ''okay bro,you do you. " ,well you didn't believe it ,you just thought it was the dragon sickness,you were the only female around ..  

Then of course he tried to throw Bilbo over, which that didn;t happen he escaped ,little rat,he is cute boy though, he did what was right. In which it got worse everyone fighting and such ,Thorin had went back to this throne ,so you had followed him with a better plan than before. As you got close to Thorin ,who watched your every move.

"I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone to stand by me We saw the writing on the wall And we felt this magical fantasy Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it secretly So we take each others hand 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

Just remember You're the one thing I can't get enough of So I'll tell you something This could be love

Because I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you."

you had spoke for Thorin to hear as you close with each step,yeah you just quoted song lyrics ,most famously know from dirty dancing ,but yeaah. THorin had stood up to meet you ,and once you had you had cupped his cheeks ,pressing a quick kiss to his lips,before cheekly pinching his butt making him gasp.

"Thorin it isn't right, we must help them ,please." as you said his actual name he knew he had to ,his bestfriend he had abandon trying to kill, maybe a little more than friend,could be dead.  He had sent you a smile before grabbbing your hand throwing his crown off. "wait you need a shirt like you gave bilbo ,I have feeling you will need it..thor son of odin."

And lucky you did say that and say hold on dude this sounds fishy ,why azog look like a shark off that will smith fish movie,fish tale? Oh its trap kili ,fili come here. THus you saved the Durins lives.

"hey if you are thor that makes your younger brother Loki ,wait he's dead sorry, uh your sister dis ,Loki and Fili and Kili Hela because her dad is LOki-not saying your sister is a man -well she looks like it-oh um sorry ,very handsome though."

#thorin x reader #thorin x you #the hobbit imagine #the hobbit x reader #thorin the dwarf #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #thorin imagine #thorin x y/n #the hobbit x y/n #the hobbit x you #the hobbit imagines #hobbit x reader #hobbit x #hobbit x y/n #hobbit x you #hobbit imagines #hobbit imagine #hobbit oneshot #the hobbit oneshot

[jaideite]

Can I just have some poly headcanons with Bakugou and Todoroki? I always see kiribaku x reader poly but man I love todobaku and I would kill to be poly with them haha..... anyway if you don’t write poly that’s cool too!

todobaku is one of my ships man so uh :’

also my friend told me about a friend who took a todobaku picture and had the voice actor of bakugou sign it and it said “you icyhot bastard” and I wanna be that one day :’’

TODOROKI AND BAKUGOU IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP

BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI

— really it all depends on you

— your in a relationship with a boy who screams for attention and will blow up whatever it is to get his way

— and the other is a stotic socially awkward human who just wants to sleep

— both are touched starved and in need of love

— they don’t want anyone else’s but yours

— so you just gotta wing it

— this relationship is full of crack lemme tell you

— they argue about whos room you guys will cuddle in

— it ends up being your room so you gotta always keep it clean

— and cuddling is—catastrophic sometimes

— other times it’s really peaceful

— they both tend to lay on your chest cause ahem apparently tatas are also pillows “no they’re not get off my boobs you too that hurts—“

— they say they like to listen to your heartbeat which you found really sweet and cute but they’re not allowed to lay on your chest after one of them rolled over into your boobs and it hurt and their lazy ass refused to move

— sometimes you’ll rest on Shoto’s chest and Katsuki will sleep on top of you

— sometimes it’s the other way around

— or sometimes it’ll be the other way around and you’ll get spooned by one and another sleeps in the crook of your neck

— it’s lowkey favorite cuddling position

— they argue about what you guys should eat

— “We are not having soba you Icyhot bastard.”

— “Well we certainly don’t want to burn off y/n’s tongue now do we?”

— “Uh guys I’m fine with whatever is made...”

— “No! You deserve only the best, y/n.”

— dates are interesting

— you just sit and listen to them as they argue about where to go on the next date

— they want to make it special as you deserve it

— you have to order for them as they argue over you

— “Yes I think I’ll have—“

— “MAYBE THEY DONT WANT TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ICYHOT?!”

— “I think you should stop yelling before we get kicked out of this cheap one you paid for, Bakugou.”

— “...I’ll have this please. The blonde will have curry and the peppermint one will have cold soba.”

— “Can it mommas boy.”

— “I am certainly not a mamas boy.”

— they like to do random things with you

— like massages

— those get nsfw real quick oof

— or buy you a present

— “Y/N, I brought you that thing you were looking at the other day.”

— “Well I bought y/n the jacket they were looking at.”

— “tHAT JACKET WAS EXPENSIVE SHOTO—“

— “Oops.”

— Shoto uses cheesy pick up lines on you both

— you and Katsuki are tired of it

— “Are you from Tennessee cause—“

— “Shoto if you finish that joke I’m blasting your ass to Tennessee.”

— families are funny too

— you guys don’t really go to Shoto’s because of...reasons...

— But Bakugou’s house is just comedy entertainment

— “YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE BREAD ISNT TOASTED RIGHT!”

— “HAAAH??!! SHUT IT YOU OLD HAG! ITS COOKED FINE! SEE, ITS GOLDEN, LIKE MY ASS!”

— “YOU DENSE FUCK—“

— “GO CHECK THE SAUCE! DONT LET THAT SHIT BUBBLE!”

— “CAN IT YOU BRAT!”

— you and Shoto are just spit laughing while Masaru reads his newspaper, zoned out

— dinner is delicious and surprisingly nothing was burned

— especially since you fet like there was more yelling then cooking but hey why do you know

— whenever someone tries to insult bakugou, calling him a villian or whatever

— you guys know he can handle himself

— but you guys just have to let him know “oops ya dun fucked up”

— hes vv greatful and if you guys are lucky you’ll get some soft bakugou moments

— those are the best moments bc y’all get a soft “i love you both” from him

— which makes Shoto’s fire side act up but oh well

— y’all love each other

#bnha todoroki #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki headcanons #todoroki shoto #todoroki x reader #mha todoroki #todoroki x bakugou #bakugou imagine #bakugou headcanons #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #bnha bakugou #boku no hero academia #boku no hero headcanons #boku no hero imagines #my hero academia #katsuki bakugou #mha bakugou #my hero academia headcanons #my hero academia imagines