#i feel like hulk has

[scrollonso]

why do you, as a man, have a waist so small? so men that are 30+ can grab it?

#lance stroll #f1 #formula 1 #i love him #hes so real #aston martin #i wanna bite him #the real question is #what men have grabbed his waist #besides fernando obviously #strollonso #i feel like hulk has #THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HULK ON MEDIA DAY? #HE'S CRAZY #and i love him for that #billionare twink

[toastcryptid]

Continuation of this

#superbat #batman #superman #toast art #Clark rolling that beautiful bean footage in his head #the beans are non-conductive silicone and I KNOW would be good to touch #feels like….Polly pocket clothes #also… #emphasizing here that Bruce is NOT small Clark is just a 6’7 freak #big body big hands big head big gay thoughts #which makes Bruce (hulking 6’3 slab of meat) look like a demure little purse dog #idk why I need to let everyone know this because it has nothing to do with this art (which is about toe beans) but I digress #I’ve said enough in these tags #but I think the idea of Bruce being a big guy by regular standards but then being thrown into a group of super human giants #thus making him a little shrimp by compairison is like….so funny augughgjfj #little man who can’t fly and ​gets thrown around like a beanbag #okay okay I’m done

[streetfarterturdstrike]

One look at that deflated dehydrated rasin tit and all potential horniness for this man went up in flames

#I was actually disappointed 😅 #I feel like an incel who’s waifu has been censored #probably doesn’t help that he looks like a testicle now #and hulk hogan lol #for real his body is genuinely freakish and unsettling the more examine it #and this game already had realistic Dhalsim #like you have to be a TRUE monster fucker to fantasize about this version #if the new Akuma gets you wet and hard you have my respect #that said I’m happy he’s actually scary again #props to capcom for making the rest of him as frightening as his face #akuma #Gouki #capcom #street fighter #fighting games #fgc

[rickybaby]

He looked sadder than yesterday and didn't try to smile anymore. Yesterday looked good and there was some hope. But today is different, I really don't understand 🥺

I think the disappointment today comes from the fact they felt like they were in a good place yesterday. Whatever changes they made to the car between FP2 and FP3 and then back for quali didn't really click in, I would presume.

It's also him and the tyres not being in a happy place quite often. Maybe if he'd had another chance at one more lap he would have gone through to Q3, but who knows when he feels like that others were making bigger steps than he was ...

#i know all the weekends feel like he goes in with so much hope and it doesn't pan out #but I know he's still got it!!!! #he just needs something to click!!!! #i dont even know what I'm saying anymore to be fair #but I've chosen to be a Daniel fan and I'll be here as long as he is ... #and it's very likely he'll start in p12 whether hulk gets disqualified or penalty for impeding #and then he'll have the two alpines and alex in front of him and he has better race pace than them #and i know this is monaco but still; they can make the strategy and points are not too far off #anon ask

[spyderlady]

the ending of the new she-hulk episode was actually so well executed like i myself felt vulnerable and horrified during the entirety of the reveal scene and the visible shame on jen’s face after made my heart literally drop. im so sorry jennifer, sweetheart, your rage is so so justified. destroy them, ruin them, burn intelligencia to the ground

#this show has captured what it feels like to be a woman since episode one #and i will forever be in awe of marvel for doing that #she-hulk #she-hulk episode 1x08 #jennifer walters

[fatedmystic]

I'll be honest

I think I might like DC more

#;ooc. #I'm sure partially its the lack of exposure making it feel more fresh #but I also just like. the fact that its all fictional cities you know? Metropolis has its own aesthetic and vibe. so does Gotham. #So does Central City and Oa and so forth #also the fact that the super-cast is more spread out and all over the place #you look at marvel and wow a hero??? in new york??? groundbreaking #like ofc there are certain marvel characters I love above all else. hulk and spidey my beloveds #but besides them. [gestures vaguely] ya kno???

[theodore-sallis]

“Several Meaningless Deaths Part 1”, Monsters Unleashed (Vol. 1/1973), #8.

Writer: Steve Gerber; Penciler: Pat Broderick; Al Milgrom

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Monsters Unleashed #Monsters Unleashed vol. 1 #Monsters Unleashed 1973 #cover gallery #Frankenstein’s Monster #jumpscare reminder that Marvel has Frankenstein’s Monster in their comics and barely uses that nowadays #(except in the Ultimate Spider-Man and Hulk and the Agents of SMASH cartoons but I digress) #but ah yes…the classic horror pulp comic cover with a damsel in distress #and it sure does set the tone for the Man-Thing story included in this issue and the next #it’s the only story in text in this issue as opposed to being in comic format and probably for good reason because it’s pretty…lurid #with enough fridging and violence against women (in various capacities) to have me side-eyeing Gerber a bit tbh #it is for sure intended to be a horror comic and the story’s title pretty much spoils how it ends #while there are some moments I personally enjoyed…it’s definitely overshadowed a bit by what I feel like a desire to shock #overtaking storytelling #but hey don’t mind me what do I know #I’m just some person on the internet after all

[dirt-str1der]

hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask ! #Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay ! #thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die

[ossifer-bones]

got tagged by both @rainboq and @thefiresontheheight for nine movies that have meant a lot to me:

gonna tag @uuuuutan @ianthe-fucker and @patchodraws

#i feel compelled to give context for three of these picks: #a large part of my childhood was watching VERY weird animated films that gave me nightmares like dead space downfall and planet hulk #which i think has had a big influence on like. a lot of things about me #meanwhile gotham knight is on there because i watched it when i was very young and there's this memory corrupted version in my mind? #and i can recall it very vividly

[lemontongues]

holy shit okay. wait. i just realized the perfect solution to my conundrum of not wanting damian to grow up to be this Enormous Perfect Specimen Of Biology that usually gets depicted.

he should be.

the Exact same fucking height as tim.

#ITS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE ANSWER #like ive always been like okay well i feel like he has to have either height Or muscle but like he has to be #not this hulking perfect mixture of bruce and talia at the peak of human physicality #but it just hit me. the best answer is always the funniest answer and this could not possibly be funnier #i think this is actually better than kon growing up to be 6'4 so hes one single inch taller than clark #im so proud of myself i finally figured it out #sage talks

[47-protons]

i need to kill the creature in my brain i think

#gripping it and shaking it and slamming it to the ground #sometimes it is small and little. like a hamster or perhaps a domesticated rat. it is managable #i can hold it and cuddle it close to my chest and go hey. Hey. you're okay. promise. you've misinterpreted something #and here is what is actually happening. #and other times. it is just a giant hulking mass of dark fuzzy goop and if it touches you you lose time and everything is fuzzy and muted #and you are beating it off with a broom or a stick or your bare hands or a childhood book you grabbed off the shelf #and it's larger than the room you're in and it's all encompasing and it's so so so so so fucking Mean to you. #and i can't ever kill it. but sometimes if i take a nap. or cry it out. it at least gets smaller. maybe down to a Particularly irate #large dog. and then from there. when we have both calmed down. i can see that this dog just has a thorn or a sticker in its paw or something #and i can help it. and we can both calm down. and we are both so so so tired. and it will go back to being a hamster. and i can hold it. #and this cycle will always repeat #you pick out the hurt and you look at it and you go Well. seeing it helps. and i at least Know now. what hurt me so bad #but it doesn't necessarily stop you from stepping in the sticker patch again y'know?? #especially when sometimes i think my parents will toss whole sticker bushes at me and not realize it #and i feel lowkey like i'm sitting in the middle of the elementary school baseball diamond again. surrounded by stickers and goatheads. #none of this makes sense but i am Very bad with emotion words. i have sad and happy and a few other specific ones #but for the most part beyond that?? every feeling i feel is not Words it is Situations And The Feelings Attached To It #loving my dog is like being taken to an ice cream shop on your birthday as a young child #loving my best friend is like standing in the grass with your shoes wet from the dew watching the sunrise and the specific rose-pink #that the clouds turn in mid-august.

[daydreamerdrew]

The Hulk! (1978) #27

#also Bruce being picked on for being a ‘feeble excuse for a man’ has been a part of his character since day one #with General Ross going on about Bruce being a ‘weak-kneed lily-livered milksop’ #which of course became an ironic thing #where people don’t know how much danger they’re putting themselves in by threatening Bruce #while Bruce plays into it because he wants people to back off of him because he’s afraid for their safety #like he’s doing here by agreeing with this guy #which escalates when Bruce gets really desperate to him talking about himself in a way that’s reminiscent to me of General Ross #‘I’ll run away just to show what a yellow-livered coward I am and then you don’t have to…’ #the context being that that guy thought he had to beat Bruce up for his reputation's sake #we haven’t really gotten into how Bruce feels about not meeting standards of manliness #beyond like the Hulk saying that Bruce is jealous of his strength #because Bruce has kind of been preoccupied with being upset about the Hulk to have monologues where he’s upset about other stuff #but I’m really curious about it #marvel #bruce banner #my posts #comic panels

[devilisln-moved]

So I keep wondering if referring the eventual D+ Daredevil show as Daredevil: Born Again is deliberate or incidental. I know it’s technically a reboot but weren’t their aesthetic elements of Born Again in the third season? Honestly, I’ve not read it. I know Frank Miller is such a huge influence on modern Daredevil and I have heard his Daredevil comics aren’t nearly as bad as when he helmed Batman but ya know. It’s like trying to tell me Brian Azzerello actually wrote something good for anything other than his own original comics. Sounds fake. Oh well, maybe I’ll give it a shot this weekend.

#mun ramble #I am both excited that it really is finally going to happen #but also terrified that it's going to be bad #She-Hulk has really warmed me to Disney's ability to produce a Marvel something that doesn't feel increasingly soulless and dead #i dunno it feels a lot like before s3 of Daredevil dropped after how disappointing Defenders was #as well as the other new Marvel seasons at the time were very hit or miss #Punisher? Pretty great #Luke Cage? Frustrating! Both seasons started out so strong #but they always shit the bed by the end #i always felt like they were doing too much #season one alone had three different antagonists and the origin story like fuck man #also what they did with Cottonmouth? Stupid. He was spellbinding

[aparticularbandit]

You know, for everyone saying that this current phase of the MCU sucks and for all of the burnout I had regarding the MCU the past few years, the stuff I've seen in this phase is the stuff I'm most likely to (and already have) see again! The stuff I've actually enjoyed seeing!

Like - I'm on my third time through WandaVision in under six months, I saw DSMOM twice in theaters (and want to see it again), I actually want to see TLAT and Hawkeye again - like I have ENJOYED the MCU this phase on more than just a "see it once for the hype and now don't care about seeing it again" and like?

The examples are mostly ones where they decided to do something different. WandaVision is WandaVision, like, duh. DSMOM pulled in Raimi and tried to play with horror. TLAT did stupid comedy. (Also DSMOM and TLAT played into some of my personal favorite narrative tropes; I've mentioned how both have a very similar narrative structure in terms of their tragic villain corrupted by evil McGuffin playing on the vulnerability of losing a child where the goal is less kill the villain and more remind them something intrinsic about themselves (and also get rid of the MC's current love interest but that's another thing).) Hawkeye just. was FUN.

There have been some hits and misses this phase, and I'm not saying that the stuff I like is actually GOOD but it's FUN, and I want my movies and shows to be FUN.

Idk, this might actually be my favorite MCU phase. Which probably sounds weird. But it's true!

#musings #bandit #mcu #and that's not even getting into ms. marvel or she-hulk #both of which i really enjoyed what i've seen! #and i just haven't finished them yet! #like i just #i like the freedom the mcu has had this phase to try some really different stuff! #the thing about different stuff is that it's NOT going to play into what everyone wants! #it's gonna be divisive! #and that's fine! #i like that they're going for variety here #and that they feel they have the staying power and stability to stretch out like this

[murdcck]

All I can say is… I’m really, really happy to see Charlie as Matt again, BUT… I don’t have faith in Disney. Everything they make turns into some silly comedy, and Matt’s life is… not a comedy. Not saying his life can’t be funny at times ( Matt Murdock is sassy ), but Disney tends to make a joke out of their marvel characters. Not to mention, religion and violence are a huge part of Matt, are they gonna put that in the show or put a filter on it?

#out of character |「 nemo has things to say 」 #( #also not super impressed with the writing in their shows either so YIKES #ALSO THETE IS SOMETHIGG SO WEIRD SEEING HIM NEXT TO SHE-HULK? #am I the only one that felt like there was something real and gritty about Netflix’s DD #and now it’s already feeling cartoonish to me H DJDIJEJDJ MAN STOP ME #sorry I don’t mean to be so negative #I just don’t want this show to make me end up feeling uncomfortable on Matt #) #negativity tw

[spidey-boyy]

okay, i finally watched the first ep of she-hulk……

i have some ThOuGtS

- first, idk what I even watched, like it didn’t feel like a first ep of a show. Jennifer seems cool but idek what the show is going to be about or what the conflict could be. It felt like we were thrown into a side story that lasted too long. The pacing was weird as hell and besides talking about how Jennifer became a hulk, it literally provided not much of anything else to the story. Idk who her friend is, who the other guy coworker is, or who the hell busted through the wall at the end. And I know we’re going to learn more about them later, but it just felt like they have no importance to the story or to Jennifer I guess.

- *sighs* the cgi. obviously everyone’s been saying how wonky and inconsistent it looks so im not going to go on about that, but damn… seeing a full ep of it ‘twas something. but also I’m just not a fan of jen’s hulk design. maybe I’m nit picking, but something in her face changes and I don’t like how they make her hair straight and longer and like it's fixed up when she transforms, like when Bruce transforms he doesn’t get a new hairstyle. And ahhhh, just add more muscle to her, please. Her hulk look is like a green barbie. She can have muscle and still be feminine or whatever

- holy crap, we did not need a fight scene between Jennifer and Bruce, didn’t add anything

- and I know this is like the least of my worries, but the song choice at the end did not fit to me. The whole ending felt like I was watching an Austin Powers movie, and for a 2000s feel r&b (i think) song to come on out of no where w/ out the aesthetic being expressed ealier was like whiplash. The ep overall ig just had a weird tone (or a lack there of) and pacing to me okay but the whole ending was whiplash, wtf was that. the cuts were so choppy, it moved so fast, and i'm more confused than interested to learn about what happened.

idk, I’m just disappointed, it felt lousy to me. I really hope it improves as it goes on

#i really wanted to like this show but damn this is a rocky start #i don’t even want to call it bad bc even bad things have some sort of merit #like besides the fourth wall breaking it didn’t feel distinct to Jennifer #like ms marvel and I think moon knight has elements or a specific look #that’s unique to them #i just didnt get that fom this ep #the training montage looked like a sims trailer #and not to be one of those people but now i'm worried for how matt's going to fit in here #i just literally don't know what to expect and after this i'm not holding my breath #she hulk #star liveblogs #?? #sure #crit