#i feel like i fucked up gamzees face a bit

[mcbeetlebeeb]

I'm currently getting into a fandom that isn't homestuck, but I can't turn down a request :3

these will still be headcannons and- uhrm- yea

Gamzee Makara

He is, talking about some mystical shit dude

I think hed appreciate someone who just listens too him blabber

don't ask me why but he'd like to naw on you

not full fledged biting a chunk out of you

I think he's too aware of how sharp his teeth are to go biting down that hard, but yknow

nipping at you gently, but not before he was smothering you in sloppy clown kisses

this is real specific but I think hed have the type of eyes that you can't seem to keep eye contact with

he's just so much taller and just has this lopsided shiteating grin, that shows most of his sharp ass teeth

I'd like to think his eyes are always that half lidded gaze, especially when it's at you

but no intent behind the looks he gives, fuck- probably no thoughts either

lights on no one home

don't get me wrong, he's not dumb,

in the simplest sense hes a big ol airhead

yknow a dingbat, a bit of a scatterbrain

but he's not like- vegetable for a brain dumb as hell

and thats another thing, it's definitely really convincing to probably think that he's yknow, not all there

but it throws you off gaurd x2 when he'd get all close and murmur and mumble certain things too you

he looked like he had a maximum of 3 thoughts floating around in his brain

but here he is, mumbling in a low almost gravely tone, right by your ear

I love to think he's one of those tall people to rest his arm playfully on your head if your shorter, which you most likely are-

can't recall if I mentioned the last time sense I have a rubber ducky keeping track of my memory

but I think hed be cold all the time

not like, bothersomely fridged

but enough to make you shiver and squirm if he were to press his hand to your skin, noticeable enough for you to verbally go "Damn-"

also!! I think hed be a huge sucker for you just holding his face with your hands, letting him relax against you, eyes shut

still grinning a bit and letting that low rumbling purr come from him

and this also means playing with his hair,

pet him damn it he demands it

no, not really more like laying and being in your space, following you round until you pay attention properly too him

sense most trolls can't- yknow- go out in the middle of the day because of their intense asf sun, trolls are nocturnal

so like if you ever took a photo with him with flash his eyes would do that reflective thing that cats have

or for another example, yknow how in the dark the first thing you spot about your black cat is its eyes?

yeah that

like I said in the other headcannon thingy, he's just always lurking and looming, he likes knowing what your doing even if he's not involved

and this comes with him trailing around you like a dog that sees you have food and knows you'll give it too them at some point

wether it be from afar or close, don't assume he's not close by, him being a purple blood im sure he's well aware of how violent trolls can be,

but with you around! oh he can't let you wonder off too far- Alternia's atmosphere is dangerous and the fauna is even more dangerous-

so don't expect to go very far without him trailing behind you

but he'd understand if you explained too him you wanted time too yourself or with somebody else one on one

I dont think hed be a jealous person, maybe a lil possessive! but he's not overbearing with it

he just wants you safe and content, and he wants you too feel that way around him

have a song I think fits his uh? vibe towards? significant other? because 🎉

Dave Strider

mm have I said he's a genuinely a big goof?

but I think that'd be something someone gets right off the bat

maybe

if you can pick up on someone trailing off on tangents of meaningless words that can go on and on without someone actually ever responding

than it's pretty visable

I think itd be pretty adorable though (I know I'm gay, whatever)

like if he were to start talking about something, anything, and you gave a simple short response, he's gonna take that and run with it

especially if he likes you

I think hed definitely be one too stare

but how could you tell? he's always wearing those shades

probably a good reason why he wears them other than ironic purposes

so no one sees what or where or in this case who he's lookin at

constantly staring though, wether it's you having a conversation with you or, you doing something random he's just watching

no actual thoughts id like to say

just observing

watching you be you, do your own natural thing, picking up on the way you talk or gesture at stuff

I cannot urge this enough but I still firmly believe physical touch would be a very special thing too him

it's not impossible or looked down upon too be able to hold his hand or lean against him

but he'd be mentally noting each touch, each expression you make, listening intently too your tone, hoping your doing the same

but with these actions he'd be straight faced as always, but he can feel his hands tremble ever so slightly, he recognizes his heart beat picking up

unfamiliar with these feelings with how they're being presented yknow?

most times he ever feels this way he's in danger

but he knows he couldn't be safer right now, like he wants to believe that, it's not hard for him to believe it

but his body is just hardwired to tense up, clench his jaw and steady the shakey breathing

but being patient and respectful would melt those feelings away really easy I'd like too think

just sitting there and slowly showing affection, brushing thumbs against his knuckles, tracing over fingers

you focus on his hand, flipping it over and thumbing at his vaguely sweaty palm, hand still shaking faintly in your gentle grasp

he'd just stare at you, in disbelief and adoration, and realization that he doesnt need to be poker faced round you

that he doesnt need to put up a front to protect himself, the squishy parts of him he learned to shove away to get along with life

a big sigh of relief to say the least,

but once he realizes he doesn't need to be someone else for you, he can just be him, no expectations or demands, he can rely on someone else for once

you ain't ever gettin rid of him after that, he's not clingy but he's no longer keeping you at arms length, not now, not ever again

AND HE GETS MUSIC THING because he is my favorite right next too the crab man <3

author note: I feel this sucked a big booty buttload but I was already half way done with it when I dubbed it that, so have this anyway!!!

#Spotify #dave strider #spotify #gamzee makara x reader #dave strider x reader #homestuck #x reader #gay people #very fruity

[palestporn]

Gamzee: Get fucking rudenasty about it

Today's been a shitshow, and it's well past noon, and there's a ghost in your head and a terrible and ancient motherfucking destiny leaning on you...and there's fuck-all you can do about any of that, so instead you scoot over at the second-biggest deal in the empire and put a palm on the back of his neck to squeeze a little.

"Oh, uh," says the Second Coming.

"Think you could do to sleep before sunrise," you say down close by his ear, and give his neck a squeeze, to see if he pops you one. He goes all red again instead, so that seems good. When you get your other hand on his hot cheek he won't let you turn him to look at you, but he doesn't slap you away either, working his claws on nothing. "...You got a back full of knots and an ache in your horns, and I got hands and nothing but time, motherfucker. Put the two together we might just make some miracles happen."

"Ha!" says Karkat, high and harsh, which would make you feel like the dumbest and clumsiest motherfucker if there wasn't half a eager chirp on the noise. When you take your hand back away again, he leans after it fast and then pretends like he was stretching, and then shivers when you put it back on him. Glances over at where his ancestor's still scolding at nothing, and quiets down to half whispering. "You don't have to kiss my ass about stuff. It's great when you're, fucking, six sweeps old and you think you're gonna save the universe, but. If that's what you're doing, you can stop. But..if that's not what you're doing, then, I guess--"

He looks up past you and breaks off, raises up his voice to growl. "...What? Fuck off."

The emperor is looking at the both of you when you look up, and you recall all at once where you're at and what's up and who you're talking to, and what the rest of the conciliatrium would scold at you if they heard you getting fresh with the Second Coming after all their lessons on keeping your salty mouth sweet and sober. You sit straight and put your fronds back in your own business again.

"Shit, KK," says Sollux, who started pretty far down your list of people you were chill with, and is getting his jump on up it. "Get some."

The emperor says, "You do understand that the consortium was just...the most well-insulated place I could hive you?" Like he thinks you're doing some wack shit out of nowhere or something. "You're not obligated to act like one of the consorts."

For once this heretic motherfucker speaks some damned sense, growls your ancestor in your ear. If you won't cull these mutant aberrations at least restrain yourself from playing pile-pet to some loud-mouth stripling rabble-rouser.

"...I mean, nah, bro," you say, and see the emperor cock a brow at you and say "I mean, motherfucker--uh. I mean. Sir? Only it's like. I'm only not a conciliatrix on account I got no moirail because some crusty old motherfucker I guess I share face with had negative fuckin' game--"

Don't you speak on my motherfucking GAME, says your ancestor, insulted at you. I pulled like you wouldn't fucking believe, you mouthy little shit.

"--But I got the training and everything," you say, and look at Karkat, hoping. "If some motherfucker might like me better."

The emperor looks still like he has more to say about all that, but Karkat squares up his shoulders and lowers his horns again, that way he stands sometimes that means let's get this motherfucker done. "Good," he says, "Great. Well, so, let's just--go fucking figure some shit out!" He stands up, brushes himself down, straightens up his little hanging gold-and-jewels crown. "Your place, or mine?" he says, bossy, and only goes a little bit red about it.

Gamzee: His place, or yours?

==> The Imperial Hive-Suite ==> The Imperial Conciliatrium

[START OVER]

#CYOA: Imperial Favor #y'all knew exactly what you wanted with this one huh lmao #just a perfect ascending order from most polite to most handsy #Y'ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON THIS BLOG FOR

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

When it comes to Vriska "hate" and discourse, I can't help but feel quite a bit shaken up. Gamzee, who was mind controlled and influenced by an immortal buff green skeleton demon into doing what he did, someone who is incredibly malleable and easy to shape into a pawn, specially after he was given absolutely nothing to latch onto with his religious beliefs deconstructed and absolutely no purpose in life, is treated like he deserves to be stomped into the ground for the shitty things he did in acts 5 & 6, meanwhile Vriska who CHOSE to do the things she did, wasn't mind controlled, yes influenced but not mind controlled, is let off the hook and treated like she deserves to be forgiven and have her actions look past.

The thing about Vriska is yes, she DID become the way she is due to the environment she was raised in and a bit of influence from Scratch, but she CHOSE to do what she did, she omitted details to June in order to give herself a better look, and while I don't TOTALLY doubt she genuinely feels bad for what she did, she kinda skips the detail of her ensuring Bec Noir's existence by ensuring Bec is created in the first place. Why did she do this? Because she has a fucking complex. Instead of making up for what she did by being a better person, she tried to make up for the shitty things she did by creating a monster that threatens the lives of everyone around her, so she could kill said monster and "fix" everything she did. She's a villain who desperately wants to be a hero and takes things way out of proportion. And the end to her arc in act 5 was perfect, she was a well written character, a pretty good antagonist with a hint of tragedy and a fuckton of personality, the consequences of her actions caught up to her in both timelines, one being killed by one of the people she's deeply wronged, and another being shown that her whole plan of forcing a situation where she's the hero was stupid and she was painfully shown that by Jack rejecting her challenge and doing what Terezi said he'd do, blow up the meteor and kill everyone on it, bringing two of the trolls to Vriska to further hammer it home.

She was a bad person who definitely had a reason to end up the way she did who ended up paying for the things she did, she served the story well as an antagonist and was enjoyable while she was onscreen (except the ableism. That part wasn't fun.)

... And then act 6 ruins that! She's revived and SUDDENLY she's amazing at planning, everything she does goes right, and she's never in the wrong, and she gets to be a hero like she always wanted to. This makes NO SENSE, she's suddenly amazing at making plans even though during act 5 every single plan she made blew up in her face, she fixes everything going on in the meteor like she's a master psychologist and relationship fixer even though she's barely got anything together on her own, and overall she's handled horribly. This is why I have a problem with people excusing Vriska's actions with act 6, bc what she does makes NO sense and is just Hussie being fucking weird about Vriska bc she's his pet favorite character that never does anything wrong.

I mentioned Gamzee earlier and part of the reason this all annoys me so much is Vriska stans keep bringing up her past to justify the way she is, while stomping the poor clown into the ground and treating him like he's always been a horrible person, even though before the Meteor Murder Incident he had never been implied to kill anyone or be violent at all, in fact he was just a religious stoner that wanted the best for his friends, until he had his faith ripped away from him by accident and then stumbled upon a puppet that's LITERALLY KNOWN AND STATED TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE PEOPLE'S PERSONALITY AND MORALITY ON AN INHERENT LEVEL. HE'S MIND CONTROLLED. BY LORD ENGLISH. but do you see anyone waxing poetic about him because of that? Because he's a victim of circumstance that did horrible things as a result? No!!!!! He's just dunked on over and over again specially the longer the story goes on, culminating in his PQ route where they just go "haha murder clown" EVEN THOUGH THAT'S COMPLETELY ASININE AND HE NEVER DISPLAYED ANY OF THOSE TENDENCIES PREVIOUS TO BEING INFLUENCED BY LORD ENGLISH. I'm not saying what he did was JUSTIFIED, no, god no, but the Gamzee we knew from before and during Sgrub is long gone, and in his place is just another pawn to LE like Scratch, Kurloz and Bro. He COULD have ended up better had he not been mind controlled and gotten to improve his mental foundation, same way Vriska could have ended up a good person had she not grown up as a blueblood with a shitty lusus, but does anyone care? NO! NO ONE DOES! BECAUSE IT'S NOT VRISKA!

Again, to clarify, they're BOTH good characters previous to Act 6, the downhill trend comes in at Game Over, they're both well written and have depth, I DON'T HATE VRISKA, it just severely annoys me seeing what kind of severe double standards this fandom has.

And to cap this off, I'm a polyamorous bi trans woman. So don't you fucking bring the whole "people hate Vriska because she's a woman" shit here.

This was very very long and I'm sorry for that but I HAVE to let this off my chest.

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#homestuck confession #mod anu #homestuck

[tinycatstars]

omg if it isnt too much trouble do you think you could write some agere gamzee + cg karkat? they r my faves theyre so cuuuuuute :D

yess!! i really like the concept of karkat + gamzee using age regression to help gamzee heal and get better after sburb :D so this fic kinda revolves around that! i hope you like it !! <3 <3

also ill be posting this to ao3 too so the pesterchats will look 100 times better with the actual homestuck skin btw !! i had to improvise with tumblr lololol

(also also there is a lil cursing and mention of weed in this btw 0: just a warning!)

Gamzee woke up groggily, turning over to face his clock that sat next to his recuperacoon. It read 11 AM, which was earlier than he’s woken up in a while. The troll lets out a sigh before sitting up, cracking his joints as he stretches. 

He feels different this morning. Not a bad different, but a good one instead. He felt hazy, but not the usual haze he felt after smoking a bowl the night before. He feels… small.

Oh. Oh! He had regressed while he was sleeping.

He takes a few deep breaths before getting out of bed to find his phone. He needed to text Karkat to let him know he was regressed. He really wanted to see his moirail, but he wasn’t sure how busy Karkat would be today, and he really didn’t want to be a bother.

The troll hums, deciding that he would message the other anyways. Anxiety be damned, he wanted to see his best friend!

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 11:12 AM

TC: GoOd MoRnInG :0)

CG: AND WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

TC: :0(

TC: CaN yOu CoMe OvEr? I tHiNk I’m FeElInG tInY

CG: OH

CG: SORRY. OF COURSE I CAN, DUDE

CG: I’LL BE OVER IN A SECOND, OK? STAY PUT

TC: HoNk :0)

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 11:19 AM

Gamzee smiles at the exchange. As he waits for Karkat to get to his hive, he starts to get ready for the day. The troll quickly showers, or, really, just runs water and stands underneath it. He feels so much better afterwards, relaxing further into his headspace. He rubs moisturizer into his dreads after his rinse, brushing his teeth and finishing up his normal routine. He smiles at himself in the mirror - he’s come so far from where he used to be, mostly thanks to Karkat. He’s helped him feel like himself again, and now the troll finds himself doing things he never would have before, like this “self care” stuff Karkat had been pushing onto him.

He spots the scar from Nepeta’s claw that spanned across his face, it has since faded since he… yeah, best not to think about that right now.

Karkat arrives soon after Gamzee finishes getting ready.  He knocks on the door to his hive, and Gamzee excitedly goes to open it. He smiles as he’s faced with his caregiver. Karkat smiles back, seeing that Gamzee was dressed in one of his own old sweatshirts, large pajama pants, and some purple fuzzy socks. He looked extremely comfortable, not to mention adorable.

“Hey, little grub. I came over as fast as I could”, Karkat says. Gamzee smiles lazily, going in for a hug. Karkat held the other as best as he could, but it was a little difficult with the height difference. Gamzee towered over Karkat, but his head was bent so his forehead was touching the other’s, his dangling arms wrapped around the shorter troll’s body.

Karkat smiled despite the awkward position, leaning into the touch. Gamzee’s hair smelled like the loc oil the other had gifted him a while ago. The scents of passionfruit and pineapple filled the troll’s nostrils as his hair was pressed against his head.

They stay like that for a while, until Gamzee pulls away from the hug, quietly saying “Thanks for coming over”.

“Yeah, of course, I love hanging with my best pal! What did you have planned for today?” Karkat asked the little.

Gamzee shrugs, fiddling with his shirt a bit. He moves from the entryway so Karkat can properly come in. His hive was a bit of a mess, but nothing compared to what it was a few months ago. Only a few dishes were piled in the sink, a couple of pieces of clothing littered the floor, and a few pieces of paper covering the kitchen counter. It was a huge improvement from how it looked before Karkat had intervened; he couldn’t even see the floor of the hive. The other troll was so proud of Gamzee, as silly as it sounded.

“Can we play video games?” Gamzee shyly asks, eyeing his T.V. and gaming set up in the corner of the living room. 

“Sure, do you want anything to drink?” KK asked. Gamzee shook his head and plopped onto his couch, moving some of the blankets out of the way so Karkat could sit next to him. Karkat walks over and grabs the controllers that sat on the T.V. mantle, handing Gamzee one as he sits on the couch next to him.

“What did you wanna play?” Karkat asks, booting up the other’s gaming system to the home screen. Gamzee shrugs, saying something that sounded like “You pick”. Karkat noticed he mumbled a lot more while he was regressed, the other troll couldn’t understand him most days if he wasn’t reading his lips. 

He selects Mario Party, hoping it was a good choice. It was a simple enough game, something Gamzee could play and actually have fun with while regressed. He guesses it was the perfect choice, considering how Gamzee wiggles in excitement as the title screen plays. 

The shorter troll chooses to play as Bowser, while Gamzee is still trying to decide who he wants to be. “Need help deciding?” Karkat asks him, and Gamzee shakes his head as he clicks on Princess Peach. He smiled softly, she was just so pretty, he had to play as her!

They play a few rounds of Mario Party before Gamzee is practically falling asleep while sitting up. Karkat looks fondly over to the other, deciding that he needs a nap. He gently takes the controller out of Gamzee’s hand, which the troll barely registered as he moved another hand up to rub at his eyes sleepily. Karkat gently moves the little into a laying down position on the couch, pulling a spare blanket over the other.

Karkat decides he’ll make them something to eat while the little one sleeps peacefully, so he can get some food into Gamzee whenever he wakes up. The shorter troll gets up from the couch gently kissing the top of Gamzee’s forehead. The other troll smiles a little in his sleep. 

“Sweet dreams, little grub”, Karkat whispers.

#emmy talks #my work! #asks #sorry if this is super duper ooc D: #i feel like writing pesterlogs as characters is so much easier than like. actually writing out reg dialogue as them i dunno #i hope u like this tho anon!!! #homestuck agere #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #fandom agere

[davekat-sucks]

Going to be honest, I really don't se Dave and Karkat being in a romantic relationship. Like I can see them being friends (them watching a move and Dave throws popcorn at Karkat to fuck with him). Dave is very stoic. He's someone that doesn't show his feelings to anyone. Karkat is someone who is constantly angry, screaming and has a outward appearance of a cactus, even though he actually is kind and cares about others.

But I just can't see Karkat being able to get through Dave's stoic barrier whit how he acts. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember him being a bit angry and assholish with people he's close to.

Whit like Jade or even Jhon, I can see one of them being able to make Dave losen up his stoicism whit their silly and lighthearted personalities and/or antics.

And if people site the Vriskagram where Dave is shown smiling around Karkat at Post Retcon, they forget it was because it was VRISKA who solved all their problems (Rose's alcoholism and Terezi's relationship with Gamzee). Because of her interference, they were free to do whatever they want and be lazy fuckwads while Vriska seemingly does everything for them. Forgetting about the trauma they faced (Karkat's especially since his friends Gamzee and Eridan had went crazy and most of his friends are KILLED). It is just a lazy and stupid way to push them together. Making them forget all that happened and just abruptly end with sudden happy ending, even before the big boss fight? Like WTF

#Homestuck #HOM3STUCK #Davekat #Dave x Karkat #DavexKarkat #Karkat x Dave #KarkatxDave #KarkatDave #DaveKarkat #DaveKar #KarDave #KatDave #Dave Strider #Karkat Vantas

[shjiyemis]

Do you have any thoughts on clown church/purpleblood religion it's my favorite aspect of homestuck and I always like seeing how other people interpret it. I mostly have been thinking about how it changes on earth C from alternia, but alternian clown church is also cool

I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING THOUGHTS DUDE

Like I literally hate how its interpretted bc its literally taking a bunch voudo inspo and using ICP lingo and more inspo from another musical artist/band that my friend pointed out a while ago to me and I cant remember but MY GOD

A lot of the stuff they were using in the clown church religion really felt like they looked up small bits of vodou and used some stuff they already know and are probs more stereotypes then fact and demonized tf out of it RTYVGBUHJNKM GOD IM IN HATE

My thought process of clown religion is that we dont get much, and i do not believe its a not to be spoken of cult, That doenst really makes sense to me i guess bc these bitches are literally wearing their face paint out in the open, theres no fucking way tbh LOL. At most to me its literally a closed off religion in homestuck. Plus its literally normal to murder on Alternia too so like PLEASE??????

Ok NOW I am going to actually talk about how I see it and stop complaining about how its seen DERFTYGUHI

I see the the clown church as definitely something we dont get much talk about in the OG homestuck so ive basically written into it a LOT and I honestly dont really look at hiveswap or friendsim for refs bc these ppl are fucking making me crazy bc they kinda are TRYING to demonize Gamzee so they demonize the purples and the clown religion in general

Since we're reading the comic and if you think about it, we are reading this religion from an empire that is being manipulated by its dictator (The Condensce) and that dictator is also being manipulated somewhat by someone behind the scenes (Lord English). We already know that the religions messiahs are supposedly Lord English and Doc Scratch

But I dont even think thats the case!! Because The more I think about it, dont even think it makes much sense for them to be literal messiahs/gods bc it really feels like a goddamn joke bc neither of them can exist at all without the game!!

SO I specifically believe that Doc Scratch and/or Lord English had requested some kind of hierarchy and she manipulated the religion overtime and now Doc Scratch and/or Lord English are literally WORSHIPPED and then the whole warped version of the religion was impliemented so hard for so long that the religion cant be seen as anything else on Alternia other then a sacrifical cult that aims to deduce the lowblood population!!

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Here are some things I have written for it before it became deduced that in the OG:

-The actual name of the clown church religion is called "The Dark Spiral"

-There are more messiahs and also gods that can be worshipped within the The Dark Spiral but the main ones are Mirth and Rage (Who are NOT Doc Scratch and/or Lord English)

-The Dark Spiral is a closed off religion (with exceptions after a long process)

-The Dark Spiral has many public units where they can give thanks/pray (That are basically temple type settings) but those are not the actual places of worship. The locations of the places of worship are unknown to anyone who arent followers of The Dark Spiral. There are specific passages/trails one must take and going any other way may kill them.

-Places of worship are large open spaces that are well hidden and are secluded. They can be either underground, in a LARGE SECLUDED areas away from civilization, or within caves or mountains

-Ritual sacrifices for either Mirth or Rage are usually large animals that are usually cared for and loved. Troll sacrifices for Mirth are minimal and only true followers that volunteer can be sacrifices. A person who is unwilling to be a sacrifice does not bring good luck from Mirth. A sacrifice specific for Rage is also minimal and usually a troll who commits a crime towards the The Dark Spiral or someone within The Dark Spiral who is believed to be truly despicable.

-Special Stardust is made of Lusus bones, A special mineral only known to Alternia (it shines like a rainbow and when grinded up for the stardust its definitely gives a glittery look), and ashes of loved ones (which can be anything not just trolls).

-Special Stardust is mixed into their face paint sometimes on special occasions like a festival or celebration of some kind having to do with the faith.

-Followers of The Dark Spiral pray with the tips of their fingers on their chin or cheeks with their face looking up with their eyes closed specifically when they are tanking the Messiahs or Gods that they may specifically worship within the faith. They pray like most when it's a general prayer of good luck. They also do very quick prayers of luck by honking their nose twice (similar to how some may form a cross on their chest)

-There are most definitely different branches of belief in The Dark Spiral but the main and most popular depiction of The Dark Spiral is the one I am talking about now.

And of course all of this might've been erased and warped thanks to The Condensce and other trolls who may have been dedicated to her or misguided followers. (Not saying canonically but saying that's literally what mightve happen with my specific interpretation of the clown church AKA The Dark Spiral)

#shye speaks #cyclicalaberration #homestuck #homestuck headcanons #the clown church #shyes rewritten alternia

[ragingjuggalette]

GAMZEE X RECENT BREAKUP! READER

rating, fluff. Little bit of lime with warning so you can stop reading you just want fluff!

I knocked on the door of Gamzee's hive, waiting for an answer. I wasn't doing so great, my boyfriend had recently broken up with me. I'm not taking it lightly, it affected me greatly and I need some support.

He opened the door and gestured for me to come in. I walked inside his home and as I walked in my hands brushed against his fingers, I blushed, then held my hand.

We were now in his room, as usual it was quite messy but not enough for me to mind.

"Hey lil mama, you don't look so good. Somebody bothering you?" He says, his voice raspy yet sweet. You looked away and nodded your head slowly, his expression changed to a slightly concerned look.

"What happened?" He places his hands on your face and looks into your increasingly watery eyes. Soon tears streamed down my face as a choked sob left my body. Gamzee wiped my tears and looked genuinely upset.

"Darlin' don't despair, I'm here! Jus' tell me what's botherin' ya.." he smiled, the same goofy smile he's given you since you guys met, it was sweet, you really appreciated it. You took a deep breath before opening up.

As you explained the situation, and your currently catastrophic state he took a minute to absorb it, soaking in the information before giving you some advice. He hugged you and you were kind of shocked, gamzee had taken a break from being so clingy so it felt strange feeling his affection, nevertheless happy.

"I gotsta be honest wit' ya, he wasn' the one. I understan' that it's hard to get over that shi' so is there anythin' i can do for ya?" He says in his silly voice, and a slightly western accent. He closed his eyes and smiled once again, he looked so kind your heart could melt.

"Ah, I know this is a big commitment, but.. will you be my boyf- matesprit?" You corrected yourself when you remembered that he wasn't so savvy with human lingo, and enjoyed his flustered face.

"W-woah, ya sure? I mean i aint complainin'.." he twiddled his thumbs and looked around, waiting for approval. He was so cute, and you had been in love with him for way too long.

"Im sure." You rested your arm on his shoulder, and watched him blush. He then held the sides of your head and leaned in for a kiss, you reciprocated it of course and desperately ran your hands across his body, looking for something to hold onto as the kiss because more of a makeout session.

××××BONUS LIME (not lemon, sorry!)

As you kissed his soft lips, and touched his body subconsciously, you started to become aware of how heated the makeout session was. You didn't mind but, what about him?

You heard him moan into the kiss, and you felt yourself become weak. You were so desperate for gamzee now, you could even forget about your boyfriend for a while.

His hands started traveling north, arousing you greatly. His hands were smooth, lanky, and perfect. The kiss ended and a line of spit connecting your mouths quickly broke as his breathing went heavy. You then looked into your eyes once again.

"God gamzee.. keep touching me like that and i'm gonna make a mess of myself.." you admitted. He looked at you all smug and spoke up.

"What if thats my goal?" He tried his best to have charisma, and because of how aroused you where his line sounded so smooth. You then looked back at him.

"Then who am I to stop you? Plus, I don't wanna think about my ex anymore." You said with a proud smirk. His hands traveled down your pants after you said that.

"Oh trust me, im gonna fuck you so good you won't even remember his name, let alone yours." At this point all self respect you had has now been absolutely trashed. But hey, at least you're not thinking of your ex boyfriend anymore.

#fanfic #headcanon #homestuck #homestuck fanfic #homestuck headcanons #homestuck imagines #thank u #gamzee makara

[pesterloglog]

Gamzee Makara, Vriska Serket, Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde

Candy, page 35

GAMZEE: HeY (vRiSkA) mY bOoTyLiCiOuS bAbY bItCh.

GAMZEE: YoUr BaD bOnE dAdDy Is GeTtIn To Be A cHiLlY mOtHeRfUcKeR fRoM tHiS dAnK sUmMeR bReEzE.

GAMZEE: hOw AbOuT wE gEt OuR wIcKeD sNuGgLe On DoWn At ThIs GrAsS wE jUsT mAdE aLl NaStY iN. :o)

GAMZEE: HeY bEaUtIfUl. :O)

GAMZEE: iS sOmEtHiNg MoThEr FuCkIn ThE mAtTeR?

GAMZEE: We CaN tAlK aLl OpEn At EaCh OtHeR aBoUt ThE sAd NoIsE hApPeNiNg In OuR bOsOm NoW tHaT wE aLl MaDe ThE sOrDiD pLeDgE tO pRaCtIcE tHe WiCkEd InTiMaCy On ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN rEgUlAr.

(VRISKA): Gamzee...

(VRISKA): Can you just

(VRISKA): Not talk?

(VRISKA): For just a little while, so I can...

GAMZEE: :o)

(VRISKA): So I can...

(VRISKA): I don’t know.

(VRISKA): Just.

(VRISKA): 8e quiet.

GAMZEE: HONK!

(VRISKA): Did you hear what I F8CKING said????????

GAMZEE: Aw MoThEr FuCk SuGaRpUsS. :o(

GAMZEE: mY nAnNa NeCtAr!!!

(VRISKA): You 8etter fucking listen up, Makara.

(VRISKA): I don’t know what you may have thought... THIS was. Whatever the fuck it was that just happened here.

(VRISKA): 8ut let me clue you in.

(VRISKA): It was NOTHING.

(VRISKA): Nothing happened here.

(VRISKA): Do we understand each other, you reprehensi8le, malodorous PIECE OF SHIT?

GAMZEE: honk. :o)

(VRISKA): What the fuck do you think you’re doing????????

GAMZEE: I gOtS tO fUcKiN tElL mY nUmBeR oNe InVeRtEbRoThEr AbOuT aLl WhAt JuSt GoT dId.

GAMZEE: hE aNd I aReN’t As TiGhT aS tHe BoYs We UsEd To RoLl As, BuT hE sHoUlD gEt HiS kIcK oN aBoUt WhAt A hIgHlY uNaNtIcIpAtEd YeT bItChIn PiEcE oF hOt N hEaVy HoRsEpLaY i WaS jUsT mAdE tO pArToOk.

(VRISKA): You were just “made” to... ?!

(VRISKA): Why you FUCKING...

(VRISKA): You’re not telling Karkat a8out this!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): You’re n8t telling ANY8NE. Do you hear me, cl8wn????????

GAMZEE: LoL.

GAMZEE: mOtHeRfUcKiN sHaMe On Me, FoR fAiLiNg To ReCoGnIzE uP sOoNeR fOr HoW cUtE yOu ArE wHeN yOu’Re AnGrY. :o)

(VRISKA): AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE: NoW wHy DoN’t YoU cOmE aLl SeTtLe YoUr WoRkEd Up WiGgLeR aSs DoWn HeRe WiTh YoUr SaLtY nEw RuMpUs UnClE sO i CaN sNaP sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiN sElFiEs, My FiRm YeT sLiPpErY lItTlE pAsSiOn PeAcH.

(VRISKA): GIVE ME TH8T!

(VRISKA): No selfies, no texts, no N8THING!

(VRISKA): Which fucking part of “you’re not telling anyone” is so hard to understand?!

(VRISKA): This NEVER HAPPENED.

(VRISKA): Not a single fucking word of this is EVER going to 8e 8reathed, whispered, or honked to ANY8ODY.

(VRISKA): LEAST of all any insinuation that this is something I “made” you do. You GET me, fuckface??

(VRISKA): I didn’t MAKE you do anything.

(VRISKA): You were slo88ering all over my FUCKING foot, while I was 8eating the SHIT out of you.

(VRISKA): I SAW that look on your face.

(VRISKA): I saw your how your codpiece was, like...

(VRISKA): Ok, never mind that.

(VRISKA): I mean, once we were actually... you were totally into... don’t even try to convince me you weren’t, like...

(VRISKA): UGH!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): Why am I even TALKING a8out this??

(VRISKA): I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO A DISGUSTING, HORNY PIECE OF FILTH LIKE YOU!

GAMZEE: I dOn’T kNoW aBoUt AlL tHe BuSiNeSs YoU sAiD, hOnEyNiPs.

GAMZEE: i’Ve GoT tO fEeLiNg ThAt WoNdEr In My HeArT wHiCh SaYs MaYbE i GoT eRoTiCaLlY bUsHwAcKeD hErE.

GAMZEE: i’M sO cOnFuSeD... i DoN’t HaRdLy KnOw At WhIcH wAy Is Up AnYmOrE, aBoUt My OrIgInAl WaNtInGs FoR tHe NaStY dAnCe We JuSt DiD.

GAMZEE: MaYbE tHe TrUtH oF tHe ShIt Is MoRe LiKe...

GAMZEE: I gOt ThE aDvAnTaGe TaKeN oF mE.

(VRISKA): You son of a 8itch.

(VRISKA): This was C8NSENSUAL!

(VRISKA): If ANYONE didn’t consent to this horror show it was ME, RETRO8CTIVELY!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE: :o(

GAMZEE: VrIsKa, I...

GAMZEE: gOt To MoThEr FuCkInG sAy.

GAMZEE: tHiS wHoLe ExPeRiEnCe HaS lEfT a MoThErFuCkEr FeElInG a LiL bIt UnCoMfY.

GAMZEE: uNcOmFy, UnReSpEcTeD, uSeD, aNd MaYbE aLsO,

GAMZEE: JuSt An EeNsY wEeNsY iTtY lItTlE bIt...

GAMZEE: uNsAfE. :o(

(VRISKA): I don’t care if you feel “unsafe”!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): You’re a lying, disingenuous puddle of sideshow puke, and I don’t 8elieve for a SECOND you meant ANY of that!

(VRISKA): The 8NLY thing that matters here is that you keep your F8CKING MOUTH SHUT A8OUT WH8T WE JUST D8D!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE: (VrIsKa), My MeAn QuEeN sQuEeZe, AnD bOrDeRlInE sExUaL vIlLaIn,

GAMZEE: i GoTs ReAsOnS oF sElF pRoTeCtIoN aGaInSt YoUr PrObLeMaTiC hOlLeRs ThAt I sHoUlD kEeP tHe WiCkEd ShIt ZiPpEd, JuSt LiKe YoU sAy.

GAMZEE: TeLl It To Me FuCkIn StRaIgHt, TuRbO tUsH...

GAMZEE: dO tHeSe LoOk LiKe LoOsE lIpS tO yOu?

(VRISKA): NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND OUT A8OUT THIS YOU FUCKING 8ASTARD.

(VRISKA): NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW, SO HELP ME G8D.

Vriska: (Eep!)

Vriska: Um...

Vriska: Hey.

(Vriska): Sup.

#homestuck #homestuck epilogues #gamzee makara #vriska serket #vrissy maryam lalonde #candy epilogue #page 35

[starrynimbus]

I have gone off the deep end. View my insanity.

Okay, This is just as a bit of personal documentation, and it is going to be long as fuck. I’ll be cross posting this to my secondary, and honestly, dust gathering blog I created @summon-the-bagel-god. (I feel like I should change that url? I’m not a huge fan of bagels.) That will be my personal journal for the internet to view an idea I’ve filled a sketchbook with, as well as any other creative endeavors in the future.

Its a homestuck au based off of some face-swap edits of the beta trolls I saved to my phone sometime ago. It has now slowly consumed my life and I’ve made it my own. When I say consumed my life; I went the full Yellow Yard on this bitch. I did the trolls, And I mean All 24+ Alternian ancestors are all locked and loaded with art and notes about their roll change.

This post will be focused on the beta kids and trolls. I’ll have to set up a secondary post for the alphas, and another still for the ancestors.

Beta Kids: 

Rose Egbert- Knight of Light

John Strider- Witch of Breath

Jade Lalonde- Seer of Space

Dave Harley-  Heir of Time

Beta Trolls:

Tavros Trunum- Knight of Breath, Rust Blood

Aradia Nelyue- Sylph of Time, Bronze Blood

Karkat Vririm- Page of Blood, Yellow Blood

Sollux Caamvu- Seer of Doom, Lime Blood

Kanaya Maagzo- Mage of Space, Olive Blood

Nepeta Lynxel- Thief of Heart, Jade Blood

Vriska Schorl- Rogue of Light, Teal Blood

Terezi Pyrite- Mage of Mind, Cerulean Blood

Gamzee Maraki- Prince of Rage, Indigo Blood

Equius Zolana- Witch of Void, Purple Blood

Feferi Phycod- Heir of Life, Violet Blood

Eridan Agatee- Bard of Hope, Fuchsia Blood

Blood swapping/ Kid swapping alone can Dramatically change the trajectory of a character from the base line, and having these beloved characters be well established blorbos from the collective Tumblr Edgy Teen Years, there is a lot of information in regards how their rolls within the story, as well as grand precedent for how a single detail changing can alter the entire course of the plot. 

I supposed I should mention one important and rather fundamental aspect I’ve changed.

Caliborn is still a Lord, but he is a Lord of Space Lime blood now.

While Calliope is a Muse of Time Crimson Blood.

I have art, notes, an entire google folder, and so on that I am wondering.... Would any of you that have read this far like to see? And if so, would you care to give some creative criticism in those documents?

#Long post #Homestuck au #bloodswap au #the working title is shuffle #because all that has been done is shuffled things around #Believe me when I say that it has plagued me for months #hyperfixation's a bitch #Very long post #havent designed the cherubs though #would also like advice with that respect

[nintendont2502]

My homestuck brainrot is genuinely so intense I'm convinced I could connect any song to it at this point

So uh. Gonna try that with my almost 30 hour playlist and see how long it takes before I can't I think

Song #1 - Teenage Dirtbag

Okay wow I. Do Not remember adding this to my playlist but okay

Dave Strider. Definitely. Specifically his perception of himself as this tough, cool kid yk? That's literally all I have to say about it, it just fits the vibes

Song #2 - Discord

This actually works genuinely well for Rose wtf (specifically around the time she goes Grimdark after talking to Doc Scratch - the mention of "someone else [is] pulling at the strings" and how she "can't sit idly, no [she] can't move at all")

Song #3 - Alligator

Hmm. I'm thinking either John (either around the time of God tiering or maybe using his retcon powers?) Or maybe Terezi + a little sprinkling of Vrisrezi. Unsure but it works

Song #4 - Try

Again why is this in my playlist wtf

God I guess Jane + Roxy having crushes on Dirk and all the stupid relationship drama the Alpha kids had? Idk I don't want to listen to any more of this song it's so boring

Song #5 - Lemon Boy

Okay this feels like cheating - this is obviously Davekat

Song #6 - Brave As A Noun

Oo okay we're back to the good shit. Okay this is definitely Davesprite (specifically the way he tends to push away his friends/the fact that he's seen as the "depressed bird Dave")

Like. Come on just look at this shit - "But I've got an angry heart/filled with cancers and poppy tarts/if this is how you folks make art/it's fucking depressing" and "I'm afraid to leave the house/I'm as timid as a mouse/I'm afraid if I go out I'll outwear my welcome"

Song #7 - Chase That Feeling

God okay this was the first one I genuinely struggled with. I *guess* the fact that the song is about doing something you're passionate about despite people trying to stop you, and the kids/trolls are passionate about?? Living?? Not having the universe being destroyed by LE?? Also it has all the beta kids instruments there we go. It's incredibly weak but it's *something*

Song #8 - Bad Apple

Do you know how many Homestuck animations I've seen to this? *Everything* goes with Bad Apple

Song #9 - Redesign Your Logo

Doc Scratch? Yeah Doc Scratch I think. His manipulation of Alternia/Earth to ensure tje creation of Lord English ("DNA is crucial/we must understand it/in the human genome/we will find your logo" - the codes that created Doc Scratch + by extension Lord English?) Especially "We are here to help you/everythings connected/time is of the essence/we live in the future"

Also like. "Here we have a circle/smooth and inoffensive/this will be the basis/for your revolution" like come on

Song #10 - Rapunzel

Double digits let's goo 🎉

Anyway I struggled a bit with this at first but I think Davekat (specifically pitch Davekat).

"Couldn't leave her had to meet her/greet the girl of my dreams with a kiss on the hand/What up!" < Dave 100%

Song #11 - Warriors

The troll ancestors. This is way too obvious but do i care? No

Song #12 - Body

Trying so hard to think of something that isn't just that one really good troll animation but god does it work so well. Anyway the obvious stuff:

- eyes (terezi), face (gamzee), arms and legs (vriska + tavros), hands (nepeta), heart (feferi) etc

Song #13 - Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High

Unlucky 13? Maybe! All I can think of is Cronus is being desperate which. Does work

"Now its three in the mornin/and im tryin to change your mind/left you multiple missed calls/and to my message you replied"

Song #14 - God Forgot

God for a second I was terrified id have two Cronus songs in a row but thank God I remembered sollux exists 💀 specifically AraSol

"Before you came along it was God who already forgot me/cut off both my hands, changed the locks again, that's alright/a fuckin angel caught me/she pays all my rent, paints the walls and then sings all night"

Song #15 - God Is Dead

God do you know how long I've been waiting for a Smith Street Band song. Anyway as much as I hate the epilogues this is Ult!Dirk *and* also [S] Collide

God is dead and reality is fake - Lord English destroying dream bubbles/cracking Paradox Space

It's a hivemind nightmare of a dying race - the kids and the trolls are literally a dying race and this shit is definitely a nightmare

And there is no luck and there is no fate - Vriska leading the ghost army methinks

"And nobody cares about you and your pain/but that becomes freedom if you look at it that way" - I'm gonna be real I don't have anything for this part BUT

"I've always been more distressing than cool/I'm a blood nose on the first day of school/my own quiet life at the bottom of the pool/tragedy is comedy if you can get through it" Dirk or dave probably

"Come a long way from a neck in a noose/look me in the eye and call that an excuse/wasnt sure what to make tight or keep loose/was never a boy scout, so I fell straight through it" - Dirk going ultimate

Song #16 - The Sea Is Rising

Would it be cheating to say the Batterwitch flooding Earth B

Uh god idk "I don't want them to look back when the future is written/and know we killed ourselves with nuclear visions and stupid decisions/shit I'd rather an asteroid doomed for collision/than know the planet got fucked by the human condition/sing this tune with conviction" yk what fuck it this is about Alpha Dave now. (Also fun sburb reference with the meteor there ya go)

Song #17 - Masterpiece Theatre III

This would actually work really well for a Five Giants style animation for Homestuck as a whole (focusing on the trolls, the beta kids, the alpha kids and the Cherubs or just showing major events)

Might actually look more into this later because listening to it rn god there's so much potential here

Song #18 - As The World Caves In

Dad Egbert + Mom Lalonde on the Battlefield. That's it that's the post

Song #19 - Bang Bang

Hmm DaveJade I think. Don't ship them personally but it works pretty well

"She was walkin around with a loaded shotgun/ready to fire me a hot one/it went bang bang bang straight through my heart/though I couldve walked away/just stood my ground and let her spray"

Song #20 - Le Seine

How the *fuck* is this at 20 songs already I thought I'd stop at like. 10

Anyway uh. Callieroxy. Don't know why but the vibes are so strong

Song #21 - Children of God

Fuck me I guess I'm still going

Anyway this just has tje vibes of playing Sburb. Like it fucking sucks, it's weird as hell and theres that underlying sense of anger at a universe that Does Not care about you yk

Song #22 - Basics in Behaviour

Please god there's no way I can make this Homestuck am I finally free

God fucking damn it nevermind

"This is how we live our lives searching for the answers inside of every page/and im here wondering if one day we'll finally be free from this cage/is it okay to have this feeling that maybe there is more to this game/however now, no time to question, so just behave" < that's just. That's just sburb. Specifically the way rose is trying to basically tear it apart for answers (and maybe doc scratch coming in for that last line)

Song #22 - Line Without A Hook

Sigh. Do I even need to say anything? Vrisrezi. AraSol. Line Without A Hook works for any fandom and I will *never* be free

Song #23 - Betterman

Epilogues Roxygen? "Cause you taught me so many things about myself and you know this is true/but now we are apart and it's all my fault cause you know I need to be alone/don't know myself, so how can I share me with you girl, or anyone?"

Could also add a sprinkling of June in there if you're feeling particularly trans

Song #24 - Make It Bun Dem

God I was convinced I was free.

"Killin the flows we're sicker than most/defating the foes we weather the most/never yet falter, never yet flop/never yet halt and never yet stop/keep up with God and never yet drop" < peak 2011 amv material (specifically pre-scratch, when the beta kids alcjemise all the cool shit and just kick ass on their planets yk)

Also maybe a rap dave would make I don't fjcking know anymore kts almost 2 am I started doing this *an hour* ago

Song #25 - Let Me Down Easy

God it's just. It's just Davesprite again. Specifically Davesprite after/while dating Jade on the battleship.

"You want someone who wants you for who you are/I want someone to try and let me down easy, easy tonight/easy, easy tonight/honey it's no secret that with matters of the heart/I'm reserved, I'm irrational, and rarely ever start/since the world's dark and often I humane"

Song #26 - Eleanor Rigby

John god tiering and/or retcon powers. Something big and flashy (maybe retcon powers to fit the "all the lonely people" line since him, Davesprite + Roxy are the only people from the preretcon timeline)

Song #27 - Still Alive

Lil Hal leaning into the robot thing as an ironic bit to piss off Dirk? Yeah probably - especially "I'm not even angry/I'm being so sincere right now/even though you broke my heart and killed me"

Song #28 - Tightrope

At this point I'm excited everytime I see an aussie rap song I get excited because it might mean this is finally ending, and everytime I'm disappointed by the depths of my brainrot

Anyway this is also Davejade "i play my demos one by one/smile if she likes it laugh if it sucks" - also the mention of "it's like I'm running with a blindfold" because haha get it she wears a blindfold in her entry god I'm so tired

Song #29 - Float On

This is just John I think. Like it ties into his aspect and how it provides freedom/independence which usually helps solve these major issues hes facing? So he can just "float on"

Song #30 - Rockefeller Street

Jesus fucking christ song 30?? Anyway this whole song is just Trickster Mode. "Everything is more than surreal" fuck dude it sure is

Song #31 - How To Save A Life

Epilogues Dirk + Dave. Specifically that part in Meat (?) After Dirk goes Ultimate and Dave talks about how he should have tried to talk to him or do anything to help him

"Lay down a list of what is wrong/the things you've told him all along/pray to God he hears you"

Song #32 - Little Talks

Hm AraJade or JadeRose I think. "I don't like walking around this old and empty house/so hold my hand I'll walk with you my dear"

Song #33 - Clown Prince

Thank God,,, thank fuckign God ***FINALLY***

There's literally no way I can make this Homestuck it's just fucking and drinking and honestly. Thank God.

It's 2 am. I started this an hour and a half ago as a funny haha. I didn't think I'd get further than 5 songs, but my commitment to tje bit won out over literally everything else

Thank you hilltop hoods

#33 songs #33 *fucking* songs #oh my GOD #ITS BEEN ALMOST 2 HOURS #why did i do this #i dont even think i want anyone reading this im just. im not spending two hours on this for nothing #if for some fucking reason you want to do this with your own playlist tag me btw itd be inchresting #sigh #im not even going to try and tag everyone in this #me.txt #nintendont2502 cringe comp

[sirquestingbeast]

Kingdom Hearts (Homestuck) Classpecting Part 2; And Another Thing

Link to the first part:

https://www.tumblr.com/sirquestingbeast/730023827295354880/kingdom-hearts-characters-homestuck-classpect?source=share

Welcome back to another episode of undersleeping and overthinking. In the first episode, we released a brainless torrent of classpects and the foundation of how they were chosen. Kinda. There are definitely some in there had too little to properly classpect and others...IDK man I simply cannot enter the headspace needed to dissect every line of Xaldin/Dillan or Luxord's dialogue for multiple interpretations that could lead to a more comprehensive psyche profile. Sigurd: Knight of Light I don't actually have a lot to say about this guy, I just ran out of tag space in the previous post lmao. Knights have this thing about vulnerability which is usually on visual or thematic display; shrouded faces, long sleeves, sunglasses and whatnot. They also tend to start pretty proficient in wielding their aspect. They are also more than happy to use their aspect to serve another or a greater cause. Seeing how he was introduced in KHUX, it is easy to see that for now, Sigurd is our Lore Guide...and maybe actually Luxord just saying. Master of Masters: Muse of Time Excluding all theories and just using what we know, he's giving void because it's surprisingly so little despite his impact. I think that could also be chalked up by being a Muse class; while this doesn't mean anything because typology wise master classes don't say anything about a person, considering his background and story that is kind of the point. He became Master of Masters - or the muse (master) class - because of events in his life. I think that in itself is just time player shenanigans. Time players have really strong and stonelike keywords that make them feel more tightly bound to their aspect in rigid ways than most. Master of Masters was definitely some other class and maybe aspect before, but gave that up-and maybe even who he is as a person- for his current objective. Hayner: Thief of Void Hey man check out this little dude. He doesn't get as much credit as he should for the ability to 1. Go with the flow when it comes to the insane bullshit Kingdom Hearts sometimes brings but from the perspective of someone 97% uninvolved and 2. Throw down with someone clearly out of his weight class. He is iconic and therefore thief. And no, he isn't void because he is irrelevant; his relationship with information-an aspect of light- does give a push and pull quality to him. But where a thief of light would increasingly pull more and more information until they achieve a relevancy in themselves, a void would literally take the information as it comes to them and work within their limited relevancy. Sterlitzia: Rogue of Rage: Rage gets a lot of bad rep for just being full of negative keywords; strife, struggle, tension, madness, and literally negative emotions and whatnot, but remember aspects are not bound to their most obvious connotations. Pining is a kind of struggle, and what is puppy love if not a certain kind of madness? All jokes aside, rogues feel like the type of class that takes the keywords of their aspect, reduce them to their most beneficial forms, and distributes them with the intentions of gaining a net positive. But I also believe rogues often tend to have a lot of eyes on them much like the thief, but usually with consequences. KHUX Player Character: Bard of Hope Hate to say this but player character's post KHUX story is hitting a bit too far home with Gamzee's. I know MY dear player character would never become a destiny fanatic, so they have me fucked up, but the fact that there is an arc that we don't see that leads player down this stalwart path hints to this being some sort of bard awakening. But whereas Gamzee what disillusioned by the idea of destiny and prophecy, player character literally gained a new life in it.

Ephemer: Witch of Breath Witches are a class that likes to operate outside the grid and think outside the box. They aren't often held down by conventional thinking and circumstances, so they are the best when it comes to utilizing the amount of control their class gives to them, but in a very specialized self-serving way. Ephemer isn't necessarily what we would normally see as good friend material; first he stands you up, then he hits up your dreams to ask you to bail him out of reality jail. I could really see him being a hope or breath aspect, but to me he leans more breath as conceptualizing him as a hope player also tends to spill into aspects of blood, but as a breath player, everything is still within the realm of breath and it's mirror aspect. Speaking of hope... Baldr: Maid of Hope Maid characters are thought to serve their power and are also a pun on the word "made", meaning that they are their powers. An aspect of both rage and hope is establishing a belief system that is healthy for you based on external forces; where rage often deeply understands these external forces, sees their critical weaknesses, and tries to rise above them, hope tends to start as naive to them and are challenged to find their own truth with what they have. Baldr's knowledge about the nature of hearts, light, and darkness was lacking and flawed. The things that are internally his hope took on these flaws, so he had to create an external ideal of the hope in his sister, only for that to be taken from him leaving him to rely on the hope he internalized. And why not just not give in to that power? Because he is a maid of it; that is who he is as a person. Take care of your hope players, y'all, as they can get really scary when misguided... Brain: Seer of Mind Seers are a fun class where they know their aspect and want to master it at the risk of some sort of peril; sometimes from their aspect or the mirror of their aspect, and sometimes just because of their own tunnel vision. They are one of the more explicitly characterized classes so you know one when you see them; a know-it-all and maybe even a little bit arrogant who isn't afraid to get unethical or harm themselves to reach a goal. While Brain has mostly been shown in a positive note, I can't help but feel with the information given to us at the end of KHUX, knowing he is involved in Missing Link, and knowing it is set before Dark Road sets things up for an equally dark path. Brain feels to me as strong of a blood player as his potential as a mind player. Ultimately I believe the difference is whether or not you consider whatever the events he is involved in are the appropriate path for him or not. Am I going to clarify which is which and what is my stance? No, because if I don't I cant be wrong, silly. Eraqus: Knight of Mind This guy was a little tricky for me to type at first, but ultimately I figured him out before Brain and it just may be a bit of a coincidence that they fall in the same aspect...maybe. Mind and heart both are aspects that involve the concept of making choices for people; mind from an ideological standpoint and one from a personalized standpoint. Mind is more about concepts like karma, justice, actions and their consequences, and moral choices. First instinct would tell you that Eraqus did a terrible job at all that, and as a knight, that should be his thing, right? But like Baldr, he was operating out of a system lacking critical information and perhaps was even fed misleading information. However, as a Knight, he still devoted himself to the service of what he knew. The knight of mind is a very dangerous classpect to have so much going wrong like things were in Dark Road, and that culminated to the events of Birth By Sleep. Also knight of mind is a jedi and he is voiced by mark hamill. jk but it is still funny. Tune in next time where we cover more bbs characters and probably some more tragedies alongside them. Ciao for nao~

#kingdom hearts #khux #kh dark road #eraqus #kh brain #kh strelitzia #kh ephemer #khux player #kh sigurd #kh baldr #hayner #master of masters #kh mom

[selamat-linting]

parts 2 of my previous homestuck post, now on to the things i find silly!

-yaoi tournament will live free forever in my head. so as the horse cock. this is the worst thing hussie has ever done. i legit did not know it was an actual horse cock like i think it was just a giant blue dildo 😭😭😭😭

-the dancestors are really lame people like oh my god. beforus kids are giant dorks i cant believe their alternia counterparts are so badass like, take aranea and mindfang. just look at the contrast. first one is a nerd who would pay people for attention and the other is a girlboss who doesnt give a shit.

-one thing i do like from kankri is that he gave us plenty if funny karkat suffers joke. i love how this loser makes karkat do the walter white face lmaoooo he just cant get a break is he?

-and penis ouija!!! god why is he like that? everytime karkat is on screen i feel secondhand embarrassment like. i cant believe i shared classpects with this guy. why are you biting dave's cape are you in kindergarten? worst of all i think i've done something similarly embarrassing in school. thats it im changing my classpect im a knight of light from now on fuck off.

-still, thats not as horrible as rose's fuckup with her date. oh my god somebody gives her a chill pill she is going to lick herself bald like a stressed kitten. which is really funny because she and kanaya seems so... not nervous when talking to each other. you'd think their date would be a normal casual discussion between two awesome self assured girls. No its not. theyre both have gotten good at looking like theyre not close to exploding. but we all know none of them are Hinged.

-And oh, tavris they are doing you both dirty. like, its an improvement that vriska actually says something positive to him and that tavros did speak up against her at some points. but the narrative doesnt really want them to grow as a person. i think hussie has gotten too attached to vriska the unapologetic thief of light to the point that its reflecting badly on her and other's character development. okay fine i did say i wont take it seriously, but im a writer too. ofc i will notice the issues.

- this might be an unpopular opinion but i like the elevatorstuck music. gamzee is like, getting close to be my scrunkly like i know he does atrocities but he is really funny when doing it.

-the lands for the alpha kids are really fascinating. its less lively than the beta kids but im glad i actually get to experience the puzzles they have to solve on quests and its relations with the players' classpect. i want to see jane fulfilling her planets wish to be green and fertile. she gets too much shit talk from caliborn so i want to see her get a win yknow? and she's so goofy like her beta counterpart i want to see her happy and silly like egbert too.

-speaking of egbert, im kinda worried for him. can you believe it? he doesnt like con air anymore. i've been in his phase of starting to lose all joy in things i used to like and feeling lonely even with people around me and its not pretty. i know he went through a lot. i hope the experience with the dream bubble would make him happier even if just for a bit

-and another beta kids i want to be sad about: davesprite! he's so alone. all of his friends from the timeline is gone, he's not the main dave anymore and john keeps treating him like a replacement. its like he's relegated to a nobody who happens to have a recognizable face. poor guy.

-and to be sad again, i know i made fun of karkat a lot, but i have the biggest parental instinct for him. aside from terezi. he's the biggest crier out of the group. he's shouty and annoying but thats very much the kind of annoying shit that children do yknow? at first i dont like him because of his attitude to jade, but slowly i did warm up to him. he never really hated anybody and most of his tantrums are generally harmless to other people. in fact, he blames himself a lot about things that are out of his control. he's the one with the least body count from the rest of the trolls and he literally had to grew up hunted and unwanted by society. i want to give him a hug, i truly do.

-okay back to fanboying. roxy!!!! shit. man i adore that she has an aura that makes any surveillance camera blackout nearby. yes, girl, BECOME UNGOVERNABLE.

-and i cant believe im saying this, but i miss sollux. at first i was just joking about finding him interesting because he has my star sign and is good at coding but yeah. i do miss the guy. where is he really?

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #homestuck liveread

[palestporn]

Gamzee: Seduce???? You guess????

He's smaller than you--you got warned all the time coming up how you gotta be careful, being big like you are. You're real slow and soft when you reach out and take his hand and coax it over to rest on your throat.

His claws are filed like yours, but they're not dulled--he's got them sharp as his sickles, sharp enough you lose a hard breath when they touch you, even though you put them there yourself. He goes still too, and when you look up at him and lean your face against his knee his claws twitch against your neck.

"He's never wanted me a night in my life," you say, and fight the prickle of his claws and the growling whisper in your skull, and close your eyes. "Seems like maybe it's you I should've been looking for."

"He-- Oh," says the Second Coming, and chokes on the words a little bit. "What, never?" And then before some bruise on your soul can drive a wince out of you at that, "Well, I mean. I already knew he's an idiot, so."

Dangerous shit to say about the Sufferer Redeemed. But he said it, not you, and it sends an echo of a laugh ringing around your thinkpan. You can't hold back half a laugh of your own, and he looks surprised like he didn't realize you could find shit funny, and then pleased like it's something worth doing to win a laugh from you.

Well shit, motherfucker, maybe you can make this work. A real conciliatrix plays "moirail" a lot closer--you're sure the fuck not that. It's not his business to soothe you back, and not his interest to care your opinion on shit. Just something for him to be kind or cruel to, calm himself down. Maybe talk some shit out at. Maybe say things you wanted to know.

"I'm not really...supposed to go to the quadrant hivesuites," says the Second Coming, thoughtful now, looking you over. "I didn't think we had any blood colder than teal."

He touches at the place on the rim of your ear where a purpleblood's half-fins would've used to be. Feels weird, a touch on the scars there, and your ear flicks away before you find presence of thinkpan to stop it--his claws slide to your cheek, so close by your eye you don't dare to blink, and then drop down to touch your neck again and linger this time on what used to be empty gillslits, scarred now, sealed shut.

His gold and jewels are cool, but his hand is hot on your pulse. Sudden urge to turn and sink your fangs in is hungry and powerful. You close your eyes again instead, and keep on smiling, and overhead you hear him give a low, thinking growl.

"He...wouldn't touch anyone colder than teal," he says slowly. "Especially not pale. He's got some kind of fucking baggage going on about it. So either the old man's hiding more from me than I thought, or this is the dumbest, globesiest assassination attempt in the history of the universe." His claws dig in just barely. "So, how about you tell me exactly what's going on."

Gamzee: Tell him...

==> ...You've got no clue, you just wanted someone to want you. ==> ...His ancestor lets you stay; you don't know why he's so kind. ==> ...His ancestor locked you away; he's scared of something in you. ==> ...If he keeps touching you like that you'll tear his frond off. ==> ...Everything.

[START OVER]

#CYOA: Imperial Favor #I'm sure you can all tell by the enormous break before this post that I'm running out of steam for narrative for the night lol #planning to pick back up tomorrow! #I always forget what a marathon these are when I'm not doing them oof haha

[dash-n-step]

I don’t hate Davepetasprite (they are one of my fav characters) but I do think they wasted a lot of potential bc of how rushed the ending of homestuck was. Davesprite should’ve gotten more time to finish fix some of his problems and Nepetasprite should’ve gotten more time to actually do things before davepetasprite happened. Bc just stoping Davesprites arc to do davepetasprite really makes me :/. Davepetasprite should’ve been a thing both Davesprite and Nepetasprite talked about instead of just being a handshake and *boom* . I wish Davesprite and Nepetasprite hung out more and became besties before fusing. 😢 I hope this makes sense

NOOO but like I GET IT, I do, I really do, and it's such a rough dichotomy (for me) of like [long post]

YES, there's so much more that could've been done with davesprite on his own or even a funny dialogue or two between him and nepetasprite cause we KNOW Nepeta somewhat knows of Dave since she called him "akwete purrmusk" and cute, so there could've been something there or any other number of things that fans have surely thought up of

Like, these are characters that people had YEARS/acts upon acts of getting know, (Davesprite even showing up in a fucking visual novel crossover), I think "OBJECTIVELY" I have to concede that Davepetasprite's creation is almost actively a smack in the face for people wanting more out of both characters on the way to an end that likely had no bigger plans for either of them

You don't make page 7928 (the arquius/davepeta hug page) and write all of this

without knowing how much you're taking the piss towards some of your audience, and how much you're just like, aggressively tired of writing this now over 8000 page comic

BUT like, at the same time, I just consider davepetasprite an active continuation of davesprite's life rather than a sudden cut-off and nepeta's too, and it just seems like it'd be better for more people to just do so as well.

Like there's the obvious "lack of identity due to being tied to a version of yourself that everybody considers more real" from davesprite to "new found sense of self after defining yourself in a new way"

But there's also Davesprite's relation towards Bro that mirrors Dave's: Davesprite got the dramatic "big bro/lil bro team up", there's a level of reconciliation there that Dave can't and never will have, which is good because that's how Dave branched off into learning how to move past that stuff that he never wanted anything to do with.

Meanwhile Davesprite "completed" that sort of "hero's training arc", and with it he got all the short ends of the deal. His big moment's over and they didn't even win, his "master"/brother is dead, his version of his sister and friends are all gone, and he spends the rest of the comic meandering around, due to a lack of an active goal, thinking he was already going to get a big climatic send off, and the aforementioned identity crisis.

Becoming Davepeta didn't really cut this off, more like pump new life into it. They feel a new drive to get back into the fight, they gain a family they actually claim as their own through Jasprose and Arquius and they go on and reconcile there.

And to remember that this isn't just a continuation of Davesprite, a lot of this is because of Nepeta and how she was left off:

a desire to and failing to avenge Equius (now she can reconcile through arquius, then continues to fight off Lord English who is part gamzee/part arquius)

getting to know Jaspersprite (why Jasprose brings her back in the first place, and showing off how she's a lot more emotionally mature than people give her credit for, which helps Davesprite be a bit more introspective)

a familiarity with being tossed around or rejected by the story and then saying "fuck that I'm going to do my own thing" (a big part of nepeta is that she is absolutely a character made to round out the numbers and it shows by how she isn't allowed to do to much, which contrast with davesprite and how he is expected to and regularly gives up his own places in the story to fix things or get it going)

So you get this situation where like, yeah, on their own these two characters would've had an interesting dynamic or they had established fans with their own strong and vastly separated ideas of where either of them would go, and they both had issues that they could've had more time to be broken down and restructured in through pages and pages of storytelling,

but at the same time I feel like there's a lot they both gained a lot by becoming davepeta that still pays respect to who they are and continue to be, even if the decision to do so was almost certainly in part to mess with some fans, which in a way is kind of the spirit of homestuck. There's something to be said about characters being allowed to quickly get a new perspective about themselves and be able to decide how they want to proceed from then on, especially when said characters otherwise weren't going to really have a chance to do so otherwise, as is the fate of most ghosts in homestuck/dead characters in most other media.

Like I'm sure in the 7 years of their existence and the 13 years of homestuck, people have already said all that can be said about this, I know I've sene a lot of posts both for and aginst them, but that's sort of just how I see it.

When I say "grr, I hate people who don't like/can't accept davepeta" it's partly in understanding jest but also with a twinge of seriousness based off of how they can be looked at more deeply than just "a failed end to davesprite's arc" or "a quick fix to a dead characters".

and none of this is even getting into their gender, good lord, how people can be weird towards nonbinary characters, or even the idea of a trans character, let alone in homestuck.

I remember @/hemoanarchists having a similar rant(?) at one point about how weird people who hate the sprite^2s can be, and how their complaints seem a bit too close to straight up transphobia, but I'm tailing off and this is already more thought than I'm sure you were looking for, and I can't think of much more to add.

Basically, yes what you're saying makes perfect sense, and I understand why multiple people usually feel the same way (usually including having no real hate towards davepeta or liking them as much as the next person), I just have strong feelings about this character and get apprehensive that there are people who see them as like this evil representation of all the things that ruined homestuck and bastardized their "angsty crow boy" or to an extent their "uwu waifu" or whatever.

Just makes it hard for me to really enjoy works centered around davesprite because unlike with Nepeta who has different versions of herself that just pop in and out of the background (just in the timespan of act 6 we had Fefetasprite, Nepeta and Feferi hanging out as ghosts, all the paradox space ghosts versions of everybody and etc), we actively followed this specific version of dave who became davesprite then found themselves as davepetasprite, and instead of seeing that as a win for them people went "but what about what I want for them".

Like, I get it, but also the way I've seen some people go about it just rubs me the wrong way, that I don't know if I really articulated.

#dashingposts #asks #Anonymous #long post #this is why you don't get me going about davepeta #none of my thoughts are organized but boy howdy do i have many #dashingreplies

[sansxfuckyou]

then could yyyou write a gamtav fluffshot? nothing in particular, just let them be happyyy

Of course I can! And I am ignoring canon a little bit for story

Summary: Gamzee finds himself feeling just a tinge lonely, so he calls up Tavros for some regular baking.

Warnings: Excessive swearing, check tags for further warnings.

A long ass sigh escaped Gamzees lips, for the first time in what felt like hundreds of years, he wasn't wearing his clown makeup. Gentle, chilling air oozed into his pores and brushed against his scars and he felt lonely. The entire hive reeked of metaphorical despair, visceral miracles and day old Faygo, and he needed some damn company before he decided to ruin his kitchen even more.

So he called up the brother Tavros.

It only took a few hours for Tavros to roll up with Tinkerbull on his shoulder, metallic legs a little bit rusted over due to long time use of them. He was grinning, his mohawk was a little bit tangled and his horns had a few scratches and dents and Gamzee grinned as he let Tavros in. The two Trolls ended up sitting on the couch and passing banter, sharing sips of Faygo tinted with soporific pie filling from various times over, Tavros didn't seem to notice.

"Yeah man, I met up with Vriska the other day and she was totally gushing over Terezi," Tavros said with a bit of a grin as he tilted his head against the couches backrest, kicking his feet up on the low down table with a clank as half empty capped Faygo bottles went spinning, "she kicked me out after she noticed I was recording it, not sure what I'll do with it though."

"Oh brother, you should so mother fucking Terezi, I would, but we aren't on the best terms right now, no amount of miracles could fix things up," Gamzee said, reaching to rub the back of his neck, his grin faded for a quaint second as his claws brushed over a scar, Tavros' smile faltered as well before he inched closer to Gamzee, purple scattering across the latter of the twos face as Tavros inspected the slash scars, aware of origin.

"I didn't, I didn't even realize you weren't in makeup, ha, silly little me, I'll back off," Tavros said, words coming out fast as deep orange peppered his cheeks, he pushed himself away after seeing how uncomfortable Gamzee looked, a faint sigh of relief was released after the proximity was minimized.

"Naw brother, it's chill, you wanna make some mother fuckin' miracles happen though?" Gamzee asked in reference to pie, Tavros face lit up vibrant orange with hints of brown, it shot down his neck a bit as well and Gamzee realized what he had said, "not that kind of miracle brother."

"Oh, oh, yeah that makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking, sure thing Gam," Tavros said as he rubbed the back of his neck, orange glow retreating from his face.

Gamzee took a heaving sigh before standing up, the springs in his couch were old and gave quiet groans as Tavros followed. The two led each other to the kitchen over scattered Faygo bottles, pie tins and horns. When Gamzee cracked open his bubbling pot of ingredients and a pie crust from the freeze box, Tavros cringed a little bit as the scent singed his sensitive nose, Gamzee noticed and his wide grin shrunk.

"You good Tavbro, we don't have to do some brotherly baking if you don't want to," Gamzee offered as he placed the lid back on the pot, Tavros was quick to respond.

"No, no! I'd love to bake with you, just, maybe not entirely soporific this time...?" Tavros offered shakily, Gamzee slowly slanted his eyes before they cracked open alongside a grin, he was quick to start looking for alternatives.

"I don't have that much, but we could slap some fuckin', shrimp in there and see what miracles happen," Gamzee said as he grabbed a small tray of shrimp from seemingly nowhere, he had already decapitated them and in the center of the shrimp ring was parsley and some other herb that Tavros didn't recognize, the scent was extremely strong, "I think we even have some other seabugs here as well."

"I'm absolutely sure that we won't need anything more than shrimp and some sauces," Tavros said as he grabbed the pie crust and the shrimp, he could just drop them in, but that's unsophisticated, he started looking for knives next, and a cutting board, "hey Gam, where do you keep the knives?"

"Whoa now, what do we need those blood coated miracle makin' things for Tavbro?" Gamzee asked, reaching around to the back of his neck again, stupid scar and it's stupid knife related origin, Tavros gestured vaguely at the shrimp.

"You really want whole shrimp in your pie? Biting into one of those fuckers whole isn't pleasant, unless of course, you like whole shrimp, then we could leave it like that," Tavros said, trying his hardest to not be a nuisance even though he knew Gamzee was chill.

"You can find The Piece Maker on top o' the cupboards, I call her that on account of the way she leaves things," Gamzee said and Tavros had to jump a little to reach it, it came tumbling down and Gamzee near jumped to push Tavros out of the way, catching the blade in his hand, it sliced thin skin and purple gushed out, "see? Leaving me in mother fuckin' pieces."

"Gamzee! Gamzee, holy shit, where do you keep the first aid in this hive?" Tavros asked, panic washed over his as Gamzee simply turned on the water and ran his hand under it, humming a stupid tune as he wiped down the knife before placing it on the platter.

"Relax, you do the cutting and I'll make the sauce," Gamzee said as he tore a thin strip out of his stained and dirty shirt, getting the fabric wet to rinse out the stains a bit before tying it around his hand, purple started to saturate the fabric, Tavros stilled looked panicked a bit, "I'll be fine, you just do some fuckin' choppin' and we'll be on our way to miracles in no time."

"Ha, yeah, yeah, I'll do the choppin' you do the saucin' Gam," Tavros said, a bit of a quaver in his voice as he grabbed a small slab of wood, using it as a chopping board, slicing each shrimp into a few small pieces, dropping them into the crust as Gamzee poured a few ladles of soporifics into another pot.

"See, perfectly chilled my guy," Gamzee said before started to root around for other items, dropping them into the sauce, ketchup, a handful of mayonnaise and soy sauce was mixed in, the fumes potent until Tavros mixed in actual spices, "smells real fuckin' good now Tavbro."

"Yeah, Tinkerbull isn't exactly the best at food, so, I got a lot of practice in 'the kitchen' as Jade would say," Tavros explained as he placed the knife back under water and stirred the pot till the fluids looked combined and evened out, then he slowly poured it over top of the shrimp.

He offered the ladle to Gamzee who gladly took it and poured another layer onto the shrimp, it was bubbling a little with how quickly it had heated up. But it cooled rapidly and started to gelatinize, it only took a few more ladles worth of the sauce, which smelled shockingly rich for cabinet cooking, to filled the crust. Then Tavros asked Gamzee for the top of the pie whilst reaching for The Piece Maker once again, to which Gamzee reluctantly reached for the lid of the pie.

"Look, I trust you with makin' the munchies more than anyone else Tavbro, but last time I put one of those mother fuckers on my pie, it exploded real majestic like," Gamzee explained, Tavros rolled his eyes as he laid the lid of the pie on top of the filling, using blunted claws to prevent them from coming apart, he pressed the tip of the knife to a part of the pie.

"Easy remedy to exploding pie syndrome," Tavros said as he cut a few choppy heart shaped panels into the pie, the brownish sauce threatened to ooze from holes and he nearly vomited, "now, let's slap that fucker in the oven and see what happens."

"Oh, holes, that makes some good sense in my think pan Tavbro, and the hearts, nice touch," Gamzee said as he slid the pie tin in and slammed the stained door shut, pressing the button and twisting the knob until it started to hum, "any meaning behind that touch my brother?"

"What? No, never," Tavros said, nervously glancing to the side as his face heated up, dull eyes narrowed in almost a glare that had Tavros shaking, "yeah, yeah definitely, we can just be pale though."

"Naw, naw that's chill mother fucker, I guess I can't go calling you Tavbro no more though, Tavros," Gamzee said as he grinned just a bit, the heat of the oven radiating into the room and his face was purple either way as he left, "Tavros doesn't sound right coming out of my maw though."

"It really doesn't," Tavros stated with a slight nod of his head as Gamzee sunk down into the couch, gripping a bottle of Faygo before patting the spot beside him.

"Tavbro it is then," Gamzee said as he leaned into Tavros just a bit, taking a swill of the Faygo, "you want some?"

"Yeah sure," Tavros said before Gamzee took an especially large swig of Faygo and gripped Tavros jaw, yanking him in for a rough kiss, the mix of saliva and Faygo was foreign to Tavros who nearly sputtered upon release of the kiss, "dude what the fuck?"

"You said you wanted some Faygo brother," Gamzee said in his defense with that trademark grin and a shrug of his shoulders.

#asks #the bestie anon #writing requests #homestuck #homestuck fic #homestuck fanfic #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #vriska serket #gamzee x tavros #gamtav #fluff #fluff fic #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #fan fic #fan fiction #tw drug mention #tw minor injury #tw blood #tw knives #tw kissing

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The resurgence of Homestuck in the Sexy Furby Universe; How does it work? (A guide, Part 1)

I know jack shit about real Homestuck. Kid ya' not, I'm 124 pages in and I give up. When I talk about Homestuck, I'm referring only to the novice understanding of the series I possess and the way I've probably mangled it to fit the SFU.

Homestuck is making its comeback in the Sexy Furby Universe, but how?

As of writing, the Grand Fight is currently occurring in SFU canon and the original role of Hussie (guardian of the North Galaxy; the realm in which Homestuck takes place in the SFU) has been replaced with Celestia (effectively removing the role of all Homestuck characters except for John, Dave, and Gamzee and replacing them with My Little Pony). This is important to note as we expand upon Homestuck's resurgence.

Tara Fowler finds herself face-to-face with Duo Lingo near the end of the Grand Fight. She thinks she's totally fucked until she begins to levitate using the power of the wind. Tara is able to blast Duo back into the ground on No Man's Land and seal the crack, paralyzing Duo for a currently unknown amount of time. Although, none of this was really Tara. She's bleeding out from the newfound gash on her face when Archer reveals it was all him.

Here we see how Archer's status as a troll is necessary to his character. Before, we've only seen him as being correlated to Chandler through Rosechu and Penny, but now we see how his trolling antics while alive caused Chris to force Chandler into cursing Archer to become a troll. Now that he's related to Hussie as well, he's subject to all of the cultural differences that Homestuck characters are in the Sexy Furby Universe; including -

a caste blood color

a dreamstate

an aspect

I've written about it before in my Google Docs, but every Exiled being (this is making me realize I need to come up with a vocab list) has a blood color. Here is where you can read up on SFU blood color if you feel so inclined!

Blood & Mermaids

Blood Binding. Blood Binding is a Poohvoidian process where two individuals combine samples of their blood to join their souls together.

GOOGLE DOCS

SFU Blood

I'm using the Hemospectrum in the SFU- but there are three ways to be subject to it. I mentioned how only trolls are subject to the Hemospectrum in this document, and in this Tumblr post, I've mentioned how Archer is a troll- thus he's subject to the Hemospectrum. As is the case with Raphael, Harley, and Tara- an Exiled being can also become Hemospectrum-aligned (formerly called Homestuck-aligned but I'm realizing that sounds stupid). H-A beings have no genetic relation to trolls, but due to circumstances out of their control become aligned with the god Hussie and become subject to the Hemospectrum. Finally, an Exiled being can become Hemospectrum-related if Hussie personally decides to make them - as is the case with Nate and Avalon. Hemospectrum-aligned and Hemospectrum-related are two different categories. Where Hussie is NOT involved in the development of H-A beings, he IS in the development of H-R beings.

How did each Hemospectrum being come to be?

This section can be skipped- it's just character building.

Archer Neumann - After his death, Archer became a troll due to his involvement in trolling Chris Chan.

Harley Vincent- Harley died on Halloween while dressed as a clown. These circumstances lead to her becoming Clowngenus and also aligned with Gamzee. Because Harley is aligned with Gamzee- she is subject to the Hemospectrum both because of her alignment, and because she is part-troll.

Raphael- Because he is blood-bound to Michael Afton, who is the reincarnation of Dave, Raphael is subject to the Hemospectrum because of his relation to Hussie. His subjection is a bit of a stretch, but you can't fight Omega Hubert, can you?

Tara Fowler - Tara is only H-A due to Archer's involvement in Duo's sealing. I wrote about this before. Go read it.

Nate Quigley & Avalon McCoy- Hussie took a liking to both Nate and Avalon - thus leading the God to relate them both to the Hemospectrum.

Beatrice Temple - As Archer’s girlfriend, she’s subject to the Hemospectrum

The being with the highest status on the Hemospectrum is Harley, who has purple blood. followed, in order, by

Avalon (Blue)

Archer (Green)

Tara (Green)

Raphael and Beatrice (Red)

A big difference between the Hemospectrum and Exiled blood color is the fact that the Hemospectrum does not account for Black blood. Because there are so few Black-blooded beings, the Hemospectrum simply pretends they do not exist, thus causing Nate to fly mostly under the radar. This has no repercussions for him.

Dreamstates and Moons

bro i'm looking at the mspaint adventures wiki this is so confusing i'm gonna make this up.

Technically, every Exiled being possess a dreamstate- they are either a Prospit dreamer or a Derse dreamer. For Exiled beings, their dreamstate does not matter, as it's just a place they will go too when a deep enough state of sleep is reached. The same can mostly be said for Hemospectrum beings, however, their dreamstate helped to dictate the Aspect-partner they were assigned.

Tara, Raphael, and Archer are all Derse dreamers.

Harley, Nate, Beatrice and Avalon are all Prospit dreamers.

Aspects

Unlike dreamstates, only the six Hemospectrum beings have an aspect. These are very important to their identity and is also where a large rift in Homestuck and SFU canon occurs (maybe?).

The Grand Fight gave some Exiled beings special abilities, as well as awakening pre-existing ones in certain beings (like Merryweather's status as a magical moth). These abilities were usually tame, but the Aspects of the Hemospectrum beings were able to come through.

For Archer, who has the Breath aspect, this emerged through his newfound ability to manipulate wind by breathing.

For Tara, who has the Mind aspect, was able to manipulate Archer into sealing Duo up, thus saving her life and securing the win for the Exiled beings.

-the other five would not see their Aspect-awakening until later-

Harley has the Rage aspect- something which gives him the ability to aggressively manipulate the environment in which he is present.

Raphael has the Blood aspect- relating to how he is blood-bound to Michael Afton and Hydra-Opossum. He still does not know what his aspect is able to do for him.

Nate has the Light aspect- allowing him to manipulate light to his will. The light aspect helps Nate with his newfound status as a sorcerer.

Avalon has the Void aspect- allowing her to disappear into the space around her. She also has the ability to make other objects and beings disappear if she wanted.

Beatrice has the Hope aspect- this allows her to use the power of anything she believes strongly in. For Beatrice, this usually manifests in the form of shields to protect those she loves.

These aspects can only be triggered by a high-stress situation- thus being awakened by the Grand Fight. After the adrenaline level of the Aspect-owner has reached a normal level, the Aspect will return to "hiding" until the next time it is needed.

Aspect-partners

again! just more character building :p

To accompany their newfound abilities, each Hemospectrum being (who, for the record, can also be referred to as Aspect-holders) was given a divine partner to help guide them. Unlike their aspects, these partners do not go away in order to encourage the Aspect-holder to form bonds with their partners.

As mentioned before, the dreamstate of the Aspect-holder helped to influence the Aspect-partner they were designated. If the holder was a Prospit dreamer, their partner was a light being, while if they were a Derse dreamer, they were a shadow being.

Tara, Archer, and Raphael were all specified shadow beings.

Tara (Mind) was given a shadow raccoon. Raccoons are smart animals and the contrast of light and dark on the divine being symbolize how Tara is able to control anyone, regardless of dreamstate.

Archer (Breath) was given a shadow eagle. The eagle symbolizes Archer's ability to manipulate wind and is also a good companion to him while he learns to control his abilities

Raphael (Blood) was given a shadow alligator. Alligators often gather in groups which represents Raphael's calling with a Blood-holder to be social and work in a group.

Harley, Nate, and Avalon were all "specified" light beings.

Nate (Light) was given a light tarantula. The tarantula's many legs help to represent the control and balance that Nate needs to learn. It also helps that the guy who's out to kill him is terrified of spiders ;;;;)

Avalon (Void) was given a light tiger. The tiger's ability to camouflage coincides with Avalon's Void aspect. The tiger is also notable for its enjoyment of the water, which is important for Avalon as a solely aquatic being.

Harley (Rage) is a bit of an enigma. While dreamstate and Aspect have no correlation, they do conflict in Harley's case. While Harley is a Prospit dreamer, she also holds the Rage aspect. While she should have been given a light being, instead, Harley was given a shadow horse. The horse is a perfect blend of content and rambunctious for Harley, which is why having it as an Aspect-partner is great.

Beatrice (Hope) was given a light Flamingo. The flamingo’s large size helps Beatrice protect others. It also correlates to her boyfriend Archer’s eagle. Also, it’s pink, like she is.

The Aspect-partners must be cared for and respected by their holder because they are divine beings and formed out of the whiskers of Life Hubert. They possess the size-changing abilities of the Huberts as well as the ability to speak only to their holders. Their size ranges will be available later on once I write that down. It's 11 pm.

But wait… what about the characters that aren’t mine…

Since its beginnings, the actual Homestuck characters have played a decent sized role in the Sexy Furby Universe, but what about now? Because all of the characters, except for Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider and John Egbert, died sometime during the Great War, they have not been present on the Planet since after around 1800. I mentioned in the updates from October 9th post that Dave Strider has returned, but how and why?

I will explain this in another post because I feel as if this one is getting a little bit too long, and with that I believe that is it for Homestuck's reintroduction to the Sexy Furby Universe! In terms of governors of other planets, I will give Hussie control over the domain of the Northern Galaxy once again and I will move Celestia and her domain... somewhere else... I'll figure this out in the morning. (It's the morning now- she governs Equestria, the land of ponies.

Thank you for reading!

I think using that using these chibird gifs that one of my teachers always uses is honestly kinda fun so I might start doing that.

Love you!

-Hollyn Sameblood

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