#i have a tumblr account

[lemonlokkich]

A Legendary throw

Legend wasn't mean.

Well, okay. He could technically maybe, perhaps come off as slightly rude sometimes. But it honestly was not his fault. 

He was just emotionally inept. 

Sadly, knowing you're emotionally stunted did not fix said ineptness either. Which left Legend where he was right now, staring down the worst man he's ever had the displeasure of meeting in his entire goddesses damned life. 

Warriors.

Warriors and his stupid, really punchable face. The face of a man that was currently grinning while he not so very subtly put a snail inside of Legends bedroll, presuming said Legend couldn't see him. 

This assumption was stupid, incredibly stupid. So stupid in fact that Legend couldn't help but openly gape at the man while he shuffled away from the scene of the crime, assuming himself to be the ever so smooth and unseen criminal as he viewed himself as right now.

Smug blond bastard. 

Technically all of the Links here were some sort of variation of blond, with the exception of maybe Hyrule with his brunette hair and Legend with his original hair colour being a nice, lovely, decidedly NOT blond, shade of pink. 

Well, before he bleached mostly all of it to prevent standing out like a cherry blossom among oaks, as said by his late uncle.

But this was not the point right now. The point right now was that Warriors was by far the most blondest, smuggest, punch worthy person in his life right now. 

And he was going to do something about that. 

Now, as a point stated previously above, Legend was quite emotionally stunted, curse of the heroes spirit or something or other. So, of course, one would naturally expect that in an effort to learn the skills of healthy communication between him and his brothers in arms he would calmly get up and talk to Warriors about how it's completely unethical to put snails in someone's bedroll. 

Legend only did the first part though. 

He slowly got up, bones cracking in the satisfying way they usually did and wandered over to where Warriors was standing, shoulders shaking ever so slightly in barely concealed giggles.

He was clearly very proud of himself.

“Warriors.”  Legend said calmly, tapping his power bracelets together to activate them just in time before Warriors turned around to face him, expression smoothed out and casually cheerful instead of smug and cheeky and dumb- 

“Legend! Brother! Comrad! Fellow hero under the triforce of courage! How are you? Did you need something?” Warriors said brightly, confidently, like nothing was wrong. 

Legend took a deep breath, reached out to put his hands on the taller man's shoulders and smiled warmly back. “Yes actually, could you perhaps not scream?”

“Why would I scream?”

Legend proceeded to swiftly grab warriors, lift the man up above his head and throw him into the forest. 

Warriors screamed.

Legend had a feeling that the W in Warriors maybe did indeed stand for Wuss that day. 

If you want to read more silly stories of mine pay me a visit on my AO3 account; LemonLokkich. Thanks for reading!

#lu fanfiction #linked universe #lu legend #ficlet #lu fic #this is entirely unbeta'd #who cares though #this was like way too short to post on ao3 and then i remembered #i have a tumblr account #we win these #lu warriors #Theyre brothers your honour #honestly was fun writing tho #mild swearing #crack fic #crack

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

[vidawhump]

Watch my school give everyone iPads with dysfunctional keyboards that hate everyone and everything then block 99% of all social media and gamesso everyone uses VPNs that just funk everything up even more

#we played a game the other day called two truths and your mom #it's like two truths and a lie but the lie is just something about your mom instead #mine was that I chopped off most of my hair over the summer #I have a tumblr account #and I hoard and collect pens like a maniac #all my classmates agreed that the tumblr account is definitely my mom #they were so sure about it it was so funny #they were like #oh tumblr is some really old site like facebook that has to be vida’s mom #and then I was like NOPE YOURE ALL WRONG THE PENS WERE MY MOM I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND I LOVE THIS STUPID HELLSITE ITS SO FUN #shitpost #school posting #the ipads are evil and hate everyone #I'm pilfering my moms laptop once she's done with school and keeping it the ipads are gonna kill me #no but it's so funny bc the blocked snap and insta and all that jazz but they didn't block tumblr so here we are I'm supposed to be writing #a 4 page essay due in a few periods and I've barely glanced at the rubric help #I'm gonna professionally sweet talk my way out of this #Somebody please ask me how to sweet talk the teachers I need to put my wisdom and experience into the world #I've been running this game since 2nd grade I know how to talk my way into due date extensions and other fun things #somebody please ask give me an excuse to do this pleasepleasepleaseplease

[tecochet]

mary jane's husband and his boyfriend

#if i have the energy part 2 of this would be MJ having to comfort PB through his existential crush #spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #hello tumblr people #i'll start slowly posting stuff here too #mostly for archiving #so sorry if i'm not too responsive! #the @ in the comics are tecotit bc that's my twt side account and i didn't think i'd post it here woops #also twt locked me out of my tecochet acc for some reason #thanks elon........ #teco draws

[jakethefurry]

yay I got a tik tok account

#art #cute #tiktok #Dream #Animation #Uwuw #Jakethefurry #holy crap #Follow me in tiktok #I have a tumblr account #Meme

[ionomycin]

ligament

#artists on tumblr #gonna be real i want to draw more raw things #but with the ever changing rules everywhere i have no idea what's allowed where #i want to draw b l o o d and bare bodies but where do i not get nuked for that #maybe i need to make a little separate side account somewhere #where i can be as unhinged as i want

[transmascutena]

ohtori dashboard simulator

🐄 calf-kin Follow

WHO KEEPS LETTING ANIMALS LOOSE IN THE HALLWAYS

🎹 sunlitgarden Follow

Has anyone else noticed that time is really weird?

🧅 onion-princess123 Follow

making lunch for my beautiful boyfriend <33

snail-lover-deactivated011998

just made dinner for my roommate ^_^

girlprince-deactivated121997

i never ever wanna walk up another flight of stairs again in my life once this school year is over

6524771891-deactivated Follow

what the fuck does our student council even do like actually

🌹 touga-kiryuu Follow

If it cannot break its egg's shell, a chick will die without being born. We are the chick. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the world's shell, we will die without being born. Smash the world's shell!

#deep #inspirational #poetry #poetic #quotes #literature #dark academia

🌹 ohtori-official

If you or a friend/loved one is currently attending Ohtori Academy, please remember that you can get a free counselling session in the abandonded building at the edge of campus.

- Souji Mikage

🪺 lonchura-oruzivora Follow

if someone i hate just so happens to fall down the stairs while i'm walking by how is that my fault 🙄🙄

⚔️ kendocaptain Follow

just got my ass kicked by a middle school girl for the third time in a row dhmu..

#sad #vent #delete later

🐄 calf-kin Follow

🐄 calf-kin Follow

Anyone who voted no DNI !!!!!!!

🎭 abc-ko Follow

reblog if you think the chairman should fund the drama club more instead of spending all the board money on sports cars

snail-lover-deactivated011998

Akio Ohtori Call-Out Post

Keep Reading

#in other news i'm dropping out of school #goodbye forever i will not miss any of you

#this was unreasonably fun to make hope you all enjoy #juri is not included because she would not have a tumblr account #shiori would but i couldn't think of a post for her #revolutionary girl utena #sillyposts #nanami #miki #wakaba #anthy #utena #touga #mikage #kozue #saionji #m

[bob-artist]

Hi, New People?

For some unfathomable reason, Tumblr has decided to suggest my blog to brand-new accounts to follow, so I've had a crazy influx of followers who, of the ones that are genuine accounts, probably have no idea what they've signed up for. (sorry.)

Oh, and I also have some new bittern-loving followers who have a slightly better idea but might not know the whole story!

So, here's your chance to escape, if you so choose.

Anyway, I'm Bob! I've been here since like 2012. I mostly make comics, but I also do some prose writing, game dev, and general shitposting. Should you choose to continue following me, you will be subjected to such content as

Canada geese.

Like... a LOT of Canada geese.

Also ferrets, the love of my life. And other art and general musings about my favorite animals, including but not limited to bitterns, grebes, pheasants, parrots, crayfish, eels, every single other type of mustelid, alpacas, etc.

But, because I can't be bothered to make myself a consistent "brand," I also make

Very Gay Comics.

I can't emphasize this enough, because I kinda suspect all those plumbing company blogs didn't know this before following me. I make very gay comics.

I'm working on a new webcomic called Into the Smoke that's gonna launch soon. It's about a gay medium who binds himself to a killer ghost, and I think my new follower with the car financing blog is gonna love it.

Lots more on that soon.

Anyway, I don't want to make a super long post. I just want to make sure y'all understand that if you follow me, you will get

Canada geese

and

Very Gay Comics.

Cool? Cool.

#huh maybe i have a brand after all #artists on tumblr #intro post #I thought they were ALL spambots till I made a new test account and was prompted to follow myself before I could even set a user pic #so I’m sorry if I blocked any actual accounts before that #but not sorry to the ones that clearly were spambots

[scarlightglimmer]

archivist

#i forgot i have a tumblr account #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #tma #jonathan sims #jonathan sims fanart #my art

[soldiertransgender]

okayokay i just made a new tumblr account to see what they've changed (besides the "for you" being default.), and they are totally pushing it more than an old user would realize

im logged into this account in one tab and the new one in the other and tumblr is REALLY confused and im not sure where this will post but thats besides the point.

anyways when you sign up it gives you this

which is very comparable to sites/apps like pinterest and tiktok that have a personalized algorithm. when you scroll down its just random shit like Automobiles and Education. this is not pinterest. it censors stuff like sex but does NOT censor stuff like 'pee kink' . Notably!

anyways i picked some very normal interests (random shit i could think of, i left pee kink because Haha Funny) .

it then forces you to follow people! there is NOT a search, just a few trending users. it makes you pick 3 out of 10 users, one of them is the merch account, at least for me.

once you go into the actual website it looks like this! note 'for you' being default. there is NOT an option that i see to change this. this is what i was trying to look at before i ran into all the other shit haha.

time to go turn off tumblr live again ! ^^ ((tumblr fix your goddamn site

NOTE SINCE THIS HAS GOTTEN ATTENTION - I have made 2 tumblr accounts before this one (in 2019 and 2021 i believe ?) and I don't remember this in the sign up process - however, my memory is also dogshit, so please do not sue me

#rip reddit refugees for having to dealing with this shit. i have made 2 tumblr accounts before and this was Not there #tumblr #tumblr updates #tumblr changes #tumblr problems #tumblr algorithm #i dont know what to tag this im just putting what comes up tbh

[secondbeatsongs]

with twitter imploding, people are talking about how much it'll suck to have celebrities and brands on here, but...I think celebrities can exist on tumblr in a healthy way.

because I've already seen it happen.

I don't know if you guys remember, but there used to be a decent number of celebrities on here! I mean, the white house had an official tumblr! so did my local library for some reason! everyone thought tumblr was the place to be!

we had George Takei, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Hayley Williams, Ariana Grande, Dylan Marron, Dante Basco, Rebecca Sugar, John Green, Hannah Hart, Jacksfilms, Daniel Howell, and Ashens to name a few, as well as brand accounts for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Denny's, and so many others.

(Cole Sprouse was even on here, and it was fine. don't act like it wasn't. it was really not a big deal! it was fine!)

there were plenty of celebrities and brands on tumblr a decade ago - and it worked fine when people knew to stay in their lane!

did Obama's official account give a shit when people posted Obamney slash? absolutely not!

did we pay attention to whatever the brand accounts were posting? we did not!

and so we existed pretty well together on this site - because, after all, we don't have to look at anything we don't want to. we can block people. and they can block us. and we can keep posting what we want, no matter what any celebs or brands have to say about it, just like it's always been.

the only thing I think needs to change is, well...hey...remember how I mentioned John Green and Rebecca Sugar up there?

yeah the reason we don't see them on here anymore isn't because tumblr isn't a place they'd thrive - it's because a bunch of assholes harassed them until they left.

and that's not fucking okay.

so look, if you see celebs/brands on here, follow them, or don't! block them and ignore them, or don't!

but if you send threats and harassment to anyone on here, whether it be a celebrity, brand, or average tumblr user, you are the asshole. full stop. sending threats to other people is never okay. never.

and yes, this goes for the corporate accounts too! those are still run by people!

it's somebody's job to run those accounts, and guess what! that poor, probably-underpaid person doesn't deserve to get sent gore and death threats because their job is running a corporate tumblr account!

just, whatever happens when twitter explodes and dies a horrible death, it's gonna be okay. but please be kind. above everything else, please, I am fucking begging you, be kind.

it's really the most important part of thriving here

#that and knowing when to ignore the discourse #tumblr #personal #this is a bit much #but like #look #I don't really care about celebrities and brands being on here #if they stay out of fandom tags and don't break the fourth wall #(the wall between fandom and creators) #and don't interact with the fic and ships and such #go for it #go nuts show nuts etc #but the same goes for us #we have to be kind #we have to block and ignore instead of sending threats #otherwise we are worse than the brand accounts and I mean that #oh #william shatner #I forgot #he was on here too #and lucy hale #from pretty little liars #she was here #trying to think of other celeb/brand accounts #hmmm #her interactive (rip) had an official tumblr

[mainyqn]

"Get back on stage, Siffrin. You have a country to save."

Based off one of the scene from the OP of the "madoka magica rebellion" movie!! (Plus some more random doodles below)

IN STARS AND TIME FANART BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS GAME!!!! Also all of these will be really old, i just got around to posting them now tho

Minor Spoilers (for the incident) below!!

#in stars and time #isat #isafrin #siffrin #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoiler #isat isabeau #isat odile #isat bonnie #isat mirabelle #isat loop #i really revived my tumblr account just to post some of my doodles because MAN do i have alot of them #love isat. i literally love isat with all my heart #also hi its me the person with the sansfrin pfp #maim art #mirabelle chevalier

[shawkydokey]

it's time to go home

#signalis #lstr 512 #ariane yeong #back to that time of the month when I'm posting mass unpublished sketches and arts to my tumblr #will be slowly filling this account with recent arts again #they were right gue kira semester ini mudah ternyata mudah mudahan kaga tipes #what having pubkar and studio and experimental art in the same semester does to an mf #sorry for ranting here but i want to explode

[royalarchivist]

Everyone: Oh man, I hope there are no hard feelings between fans because of who wound up winning the "Best Streamed Event" award. 😬

Cellbit: Don't worry guys, I have a solution. 😘

#Cellbit #Austin show #The Streamer Awards #The Streamer Awards 2024 #Streamer Awards 2024 #Streamer Awards #The other clip was longer but here's the short and sweet version #Fans legally aren't allowed to have beef with each other if their ccs joke / flirt with each other #Source: Trust me bro #I had to make a new frickin tumblr account for the first time in my life to post this because I went over the video post limit #February 17 2024

[mintcaboodle]

we need ao3 for fanart and I am so completely serious. A universal platform not driven by any kind of professionalism or end goal, just for creating. Most important of all it needs to share the incredibly helpful and complex filing system ao3 does. this would be beneficial I think. because I want it.

#No but seriously the way whole accounts full of art can go unseen #for years. and just get buried #because social media is different. social media is Make Make Make Post Post Post #social media is about Outreach. Followers. What Can You Gain #and of course creators should still have that and still have promo spsce #but also csnt we just have an impeccably organized archive? #whenever I search for a show on tumblr or Twitter or Instagram. it just shows me what’s recent and trending #what about thst awesome work from 3 years ago? or whatever #what if I want to filter for AU? #or etc etc. it agonizes me how much work gets lost to anything but aggressive digging

[brightwanderer]

The fact that this is an option on the survey that tumblr has sent to me, a user of tumblr, is very funny to me.

#I understand the logic - someone might have an account but no longer use it #but knowing the tumblr userbase #how many people are going to be unable to resist the bit #tumblr meta #tumblr premium