#i need to call my assistant

[willowser]

another thing about the assistant angle is like. being there when bakugou reaches the hero top 40 and branches off with kirishima and sero and denki for their own agency. it's a bit of a mess bc they're barely twenty years old but—you're his only employee. he can barely afford to pay you and he doesn't even really know what you're supposed to do besides answer the phone and he's so emotionally unavailable but you're there, every single day. friendly with his friends. sometimes you bring lunch in for all of them and it's out of your own paycheck and it's not the best but you do it, for them. he lets you make the schedule for two weeks and you fuck it up so bad, but eventually you get it right and you try to be so fair—and that's hard to do, in the pro-hero world. there's nothing fair about a twenty year old man with trauma up to his ears risking his life every night because he doesn't know how to live with just himself, as just a man and not a hero, but goddamn it if you don't try to keep it fair, for every single one of them. you're one of his emergency contacts. you pick them up in the middle of the night when they're all the way across town, in another district police department bc that's where they caught the guy and where they have to turn him in. sometimes you bring their clothes or costumes home and wash them bc they don't get the chance. like it's everything.

#it means so much to me you dont get it alfhduskqlq #you're away from each other for whatever reason and he doesnt even realize how much he depends on you #until he cant #just for that moment #he goes out of the country for an underground mission for two weeks and he's like #i need to call my assistant #for what bro ???? they're not here ????? #and he knows how to do things himself that's not a question here it's just — he's so used to having someone right there #someone that is not kirishima or deku #someone that know the exact scent of deodorant he wears and buys it when they're out bc it's on sale and they know— #—how quickly he goes through it #LIKE. DO YIU GET IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. #IT'S SO PERSONAL. #IT'S LIKE I KNOW HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BUT I'D PREFER NOT TO HAVE TO #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[thebadgerssett]

I'm partial to Melody's palette in the 1999 adaptation of HxH, but the grey is growing on me! (Checkmarks indicate the designs I'm leaning towards; I'm really liking the bottom grey.) She's been one of my favourite designs to translate so far!

#hunter x hunter #hxh #melody #senritsu #furry #had a hard time uploading this: #Was in the middle of it & then needed to assist with a 911 call for a family member in another city #Once that was done I got back to it but then was accosted by another family member to take the dog out! #and now here we are an hour later #my art #fanart

[shima-draws]

Currently in my banging my head against the wall phase. Hope you all are well 🥰

#Doc told me to schedule another MRI on Tuesday. They said they sent the order over on Tuesday. #I call on Tuesday to schedule the appointment. They don't have the referral yet #I called yesterday to try and schedule. They STILL don't have the referral #I message my doc and make sure they actually sent it over to the right place. (They did.) #They say they'll fax it over again! Great! #I call AGAIN today. They STILL don't have the referral #Bro I just need to schedule this fucking MRI so I can find out what's WRONG with me #The girl on the phone was like 'Oh yeah we're real busy we get orders all the time it must not have hit the system yet' #BRO IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. HOW HAS NOBODY SEEN IT. TEARING my hair out #I went to their website to try and schedule online. Guess what? THEIR GODDAMN SCHEDULING ASSISTANT IS DOWN FOR MAITENANCE #SCREAMS #Anyway yes so in my banging my head against the wall phase. I'm so tired #And still in pain! To nobody's surprise!! #They can't fix what's wrong with me if I can't even get in to get an MRI. Hello. PLEASE #This isn't really smth that can wait a couple weeks #I should've been in to see them like YESTERDAY. #My pain is so bad I had to stay at home today. And I go and ice my back every hour or so #Bc I can't sit down for more than 45 minutes without wanting to kill myself ;)))) #Shima speaks #I'M SORRY I'm just so. I've been over this for months. And now that I'm THIS close to getting answers #I can't. Seem to get these people to schedule an appointment for me #Grinds my teeth

[cluescorner]

OK WAIT THIS IS KINDA FUNNY

We don’t know much about what shit looks like in the Abyss. For all we know, the most fucked up shit is seen as mundane. Maybe even cute! Hence, I propose this interaction between my main squad during the Childe boss fight.  

Childe: Behold, my horrifying and Abyssal FOUL LEGACY TRANSFORMATION

Xiangling: OH GOD OH NO OH THAT’S SO FUCKED UP! I don’t even wanna eat that it’s so nasty!! 

Kaeya, speaking as if talking to a small animal: Aww, you look adorable! Does the little abomination to the Archons want some head scratches? Maybe a few dreams to devour as a snack? Oh I bet you do, you cute little guy! 

Jean, usually cool-headed: KAEYA WHAT THE FUCK

Nigguang: In business, one must expect a wide variety of reactions to horrible circumstances or unfathomable truths. But...all my years of experience didn’t quite prepare me for this.

Kaeya, not even paying attention: C’mon little guy! I wanna see that cute tongue of yours, I’ll even let you have a bite of flesh as a treat! Who’s the sweetest, cutest, most abominable thing in existence? 

Childe: *Is torn between feeling condescended to and wanting to respond with an enthusiatic ‘I am!!’ + get some head-scratches*

#genshin impact #ajax tartaglia #childe #kaeya alberich #kaeya ragnvindr #jean gunnhildr #nigguang #xiangling #foul legacy childe #my genshin team #or as I like to call them #Girlbosses and their assistant #or #Lesbians and Kaeya #IDK I just like the idea of people who live in the Abyss needing to normalize the horrors #and so they kinda start characterizing shit that would horrify the average person as 'cute' #as a coping mechanism #and Kaeya still kinda holds onto that into adulthood #like #we'll face up against rifthounds and Kaeya is like 'HOLY SHIT A PUPPY' #Xiangling: AAAAA Get your fucking dog bitch! #Kaeya: It don't bite. #Jean while desperately trying to heal the damn party: YES IT DO

[astronocria]

HI IS IT WEDNESDAY YET

#my school president #tinngun #guntinn #tinn x gun #our skyy 2 #my art #i need assistance tearing myself away from the mv. someone call 911 #the song is soooo cute and good! i cannot wait!!!!!!!

[wozzlehere]

Me @ Darkstone Digital:

#dave chappelle meme #i know we don't like dave chapelle here #or anywhere really #i mean i like some of his standup but #anyways #what's the meme called? #or this character or whatever? #dave chapelle crack meme #memes #my memes #it's a good meme template bront #the mortuary assistant #raymond delver #i hope this isn't too spammy #memes for the meme god #the mortuary assistant lore #backstory #pls get on this Mr. Clarke #i have my theories #but i need more

[invinciblerodent]

oh god Astarion really is literally the lockpicking lawyer in the most authentic way

#squirrel plays bg3 #I've been watching one of the lockpicking guys on youtube because why not #and ive already said this but #cybersecurity and lockpicking/locksmithing are a lot alike #in that my only experience with it is watching someone really good at it do their thing #and that most definitely makes me feel very very unsafe #like. certain locks can be opened by literally whacking them together #so many can just be opened with a technique called “shove it in there and jiggle it around” #oh god i can see the obvious joke in here but I'm not gonna say it #yeah i can believe that you only need one set of thieves' tools until you fail #there are many locks for which you need. a pick. thassit. #or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even. #so fucked #save me thesaurus. assist me. help. #(fixed a word repetition)

[disdaidal]

So I think I'm finally getting a contract and I'm going to start my new studies (as a youth/school counselor) in my old school. I met the principal today and had a talk with him, and he said he was pleased to see me there and would like to have me there because I already know my way around and seemed to manage things just fine when I was still their student. So, that's great, I'm finally getting somewhere.

But I'll have to wait until Friday because he's still not quite sure who's going to be my supervisor, so he's going to have a talk with a couple of staff members about it at first.

And then my teacher in my new school is already pressing me with contract matters and stuff, wanting me to start earlier than I had originally planned or at least get the contract done by then, so uhh. I'm going to have a Teams meeting with her on Friday at 8 o'clock in the morning (I'm not a morning person at all), and I'm sure we're going to have such a lovely discussion about my schedule and study plans and all that stuff.

All this phone-calling and paperwork is giving me a headache. And I still have some school assignments to do and to return before next week, and guess what - ya girl just wants to read and write fanfiction all day and all night. 🤪 Priorities, I has them.

#personal #no seriously i went to bed around 4am because i was writing a fic. and then i got up at 8:30 after snoozing the clock for an hour #because i had the appointment with the principal around 10am so #but anyway despite my poor sleeping schedule i am actually happy about this opportunity #i should be able to work in the evenings if they can just find me a supervisor. which would be super because then i'm not going to have to #wake up early. unless i get a side job because i need money and this is only training so i don't get paid for it. but remains to be seen #i am not feeling awfully energized for school/work combination right now so uhh #but then i'd also get to work as a special needs assistant because this school has a lot of special needs students #so that sounds pretty good actually. it was something i was also thinking about doing before #because i was kind of a special needs student myself when i was younger and i didn't get the help i needed so #helping others with that could be great. a great opportunity indeed #and i may have to help with this other type of class as well #i think they're calling it preparatory education for vocational training in english. i'm not 100% sure what it even means #but well if i get a chance then perhaps i'll find outl #so all in it sounds like they have need for me and i get to do a lot of different stuff so. it should be good #it's. just this. studying itself. and like i said. all this paperwork and making phone calls and stuff. it's stressing me out #so uh #let's just hope that friday makes me a little bit wiser

[magically-maddie]

You know what really isn't an accessible feature? The iPhone "try again in 5/10 minutes" thing when you type in your passcode wrong too many times in a row. Sir. It's 2am. My hands shake on a good day. I use the assistive touch feature in lieu of the home and side buttons since my fingers won't coordinate to click those. I misclick buttons every second of the freaking day.

Stop locking me out of my phone when I'm just trying to set my alarm for the next day. Seriously.

#it's so weird #today i picked my phone up and typed in my code (wrong) once and it went NOPE and locked me out #i'm pretty sure it's been more than five minutes but it STILL says phone disabled for five minutes #it's a safety hazard (i need access to my phone 24/7 as someone with physical disabilities in case something happens) #yes i just called my phone software sir it's 2am over here and i'm losing it #*screams* #adaptive technology #assistive technology #disability #disabled #accessibility #accessible #iphone #excuse my awful tagging but it's. early. #maddie rambles

[willowser]

willow!! u can write exclusively assistant reader fics and I would read every. single. one.

u can keyboard smash and I would be like yesss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 they deserve whatever the Oscar equivalent is to writing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

excited for all ur wips!!! I hope ur week just gets better and better 💖

WAAAAHHH tysm 🥺 what a blessing from you 🥺 i just love the angle, you know ?? bc it puts you directly in his path just about every single day. it's like. you're holding a piece of him together and it's not about whether he's allowing you to or wants you to; that's your job. and somewhere along the way 🥺 i think it could be easy for those lines to blur 🥺

another agency wants to talk with you about coverage and emergency patrol shifts, so you're going to have a sit-down meeting with them thursday. don't forget. you have late patrol that evening, so you'll have to come in a little early, unfortunately, i'm sorry. i'll have all the paperwork made up when you come in and we can go over there together. i'll bring water or tea. maybe we can get lunch afterwards, and then we can talk about the schedule for next week. how is your arm, by the way, from when you hurt it? do you need me to call the clinic and get you a refill on your pain meds? what about your inhaler or your heart med? are you feeling okay lately? your dad called about next tuesday but that's your only day off so maybe you should just rest. i don't mind coming in saturday to help you catch up with paperwork, it's no problem. don't stress about it, we'll get it done. you can walk me home if it makes you feel better.

LIKE IT'S EVERYTHING TO ME THE SHIFT CAN BE SO SUBTLE BUT SUDDENLY YOU WAKE UP AND YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT YOUR DAYS WITHOUT EACH OTHER WAAAHHH

#i think personally i'm a very 'what can i do for you ??' kind of person so this is just like. IT for me. #you call me at three am bc you got in a bad scuffle and need me to pick you up from the clinic ?? i'm on the way #no makeup hair a mess in my chanclas #but i'll come bc you need me to #alcjdiskakql assistant reader is everything to meeeeeeeeee #also tysm !!!!! i hope that the rest of your week is great !!!! you're so sweet i'm buzzing 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #✿ ask willow

[airenyah]

should i just. study theater- film- und medienwissenschaft

#it will keep me stuck here even longer but #i am so tempted #i don't even have to graduate from that like. what if i just signed up and took the courses i'm interested in #go sit in the lectures without taking the exams in the end #it's not like i need the title anyway i already have one BA #who cares if i finish a 2nd one or not #it would be purely for personal interest #airenyah plappert #yeah it's one of those nights where i'm having a crisis about my future career #i need to go work in theater and/or film so fucking bad #that's the only thing so far that has felt SO RIGHT #like dgmw i have fun working with adobe programs and i have a huge passion for language and culture #but neither graphic design as a job #not what we've been doing in my translation classes #has really called out to me as a career #on the contrary. it all makes me wanna scream "I DON'T FUCKING WANNA BE DOING THIS AS A JOB THIS IS A HOBBY TO ME'' #but when i'm at rehearsals? even when i'm super overwhelmed bc i'm doing the shitty assistant director's job as a fucking hospitantin #it just doesn't feel like work to me at all like. i constantly have to remind myself that i have to say things like ''i'm at work'' #or ''i can't i have to work'' bc i keep forgetting that it is in fact work #i have so much fun making sure everything is in order and i love taking care of my actors #and i'm GOOD at it. it's easy for me #god can june just fucking come around i just wanna start rehearsals already #screaming into the void

[the-100th-witch]

i am back from my social media mini break~

i planned out my upcoming week and decided to reward myself.

#personal #I had a mini pity party bc no one is calling me back on jobs Ive applied for (minus gov job bc it does take a while but still..) #and almost decided to go into dental assistant or dental hygienic job but then I remembered I hate teeth and ppls mouths loool #so I'm continuing my CBEST adventures (which I have been studying but it's the math anxiety during the actual test not the material) so idk #I just need to pass with a 37 wahhh fucking math anxiety ToT I got a test April 30th so we shall see

[imaginariumgeographica]

Spent >20 min on hold with the pharmacy for them to then be like 'call your doctor'

#i love my admin assistant at my doctor's office but i hate calling the doctor #it wasnt even! about any of my current problems i need to call the doctor eventually about i just need them to sign off on my perscription #refill for my little naproxen so that my insurance can pay for my pain relief

[spiked-mall-goth]

heyyyyyy <3 <3 i feel terrible.

i had planned to stay off longer but i genuinely have had like three nervous breakdowns since i left bc right as i decided it was abt time i just chill for a little bit everything started happening all at once. so i came back to see my silly little internet friends, but like the second i logged back on some ppl were talking smack abt me sooooooooo... ya know. my day (two weeks) be so fine,, then BOOM my entire schedule fills up and i become hollow on the inside! (hey sorry like vent post n tags i need to get things out of my brain)

#spikes rambles #i was happy there for a minute too :< #heres what its looking like rn.... #i have three weddings. one of which i am a bridesmaid for and was left to get my own dress #but i cant afford a nice dress that matches. so i have to make one my damn self. and in two weeks. #i have a graduation.. and a graduation party both for different ppl #even tho i had to push back my own graduation by a full year bc things were just not going as planned. and now everyone thinks im a failure #im volunteering to teach at a kids summer camp like thingy. i was supposed to have a partner but i was told that she actually #wants nothing to do with me and was forced into this but i was under the impression that we would be teaching TOGETHER #and not her being an assistant. so now i have to call her and be like heyyyyy what the fuck is going on i need to know the lesson plan #im also volunteering for a church summer thing. if i could i wouldnt be doing this but my self made mother figure asked me personally #to help and i cant say no to this. we get to hang out and i get to paint like murals and shit and we've been doing this together for years #i have to spend the weekend with my bio mother to go to a celtic festival thing bc my younger brother wants to go. #i'm having some pretty severe best friend problems which i am honestly not well equipped enough to deal with and its eating me away inside #summer has officially started here so that means 24/7 headaches and sensory problems. straight up category 5 autism moments #i had to pick up the slack and become a paternal figure to my youngest brother. which is just sad that i have to at all #my dear beloved friend is trying very hard to make a young adult like hangout (???) thing in own town and really wants me to go #but i just dont wanna. i dont really care for social gatherings #hey guys btw all this has happened or was planned for next month in the two weeks i was gone #what the fuck.

[bifilthatonthatseson]

Good news: I'm having a baby in about a month!

Bad news: My department chair can't actually ban me from taking parental leave like he clearly would like to, so instead he has dedicated himself to being the world's biggest asshole about it at all times

#no my leave is not a free vacation #you can stop calling it that now #while you are at it you can stop demanding what i am going to do for the department to make up for not teaching this semester #life as an assistant professor #he is now holding my tenure review over my head #saying that i need to do something impressive with my leave or i might not get it #pretty sure thats illegal buddy!!

[missmamibee]

good morning

#i guess i need to hire an assistant to take my calls in the daytime when im fucking asleep #i will tell people i work overnight and they're like ok so call and set appointments at 3pm got it