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#i see lily luna as a techie for some reason
hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Lily Luna: Oh, man. I got another of those chain letter e-mails from Al.
Kaitlyn (OC): Well, you better forward it, or you'll have all kinds of bad luck, just like Hugo did.
Lily Luna: Hugo didn't have any bad luck.
Kaitlyn (OC): What are you talking about?
Lily Luna: I did all that stuff.
Kaitlyn (OC): What? Wait. His bike falling apart?
Lily Luna: I loosened some bolts.
Kaitlyn (OC): His laptop smoking?
Lily Luna: Shorted out the battery.
Kaitlyn (OC): The pink shorts?
Lily Luna: One red sock in his washing machine.
Kaitlyn (OC): Okay, what about the spider on his face?
Lily Luna: That was just lucky.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Lily Luna Potter II, probably
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Lily Luna, dead serious: When Wi-Fi stops working, I stop working.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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If I die, turn my tweets into a book.
Lily Luna Potter, probably
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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It's so weird people are still asking "what are you up to?" Like, obviously I'm with my best friends, the screens.
Lily Luna Potter, probably
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Lily Luna: Siblings are weird.
Lily Luna: I mean, I'd give my brothers a kidney, but they aren't borrowing my phone charger.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Kaitlyn (OC): Are you just on the internet all day? Lily Luna: No. Kaitlyn (OC): Really? Lily Luna: I'm also on it all night.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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James Sirius: Just heard LL shout into her gaming headset "AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU?!"
James Sirius: I've never been prouder.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Lily Luna, whispering: Be strong.
Frank II: Who's she talking to?
Rose, not looking up from her book: The WIFI signal.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Alice II, texting Lily Luna: I just walked into a party and some guy yelled dibs.
James Sirius [not realizing it was Alice II] texting Lily Luna: I'M REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY CUTE GIRL WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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[During some personal drama]
Lily Luna: You know what? I'm turning my phone onto airplane mode.
Albus: *gasps*
Alice II: Oh my God.
James Sirius: She doesn't even do that on airplanes.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Harry: Where have you been? You left your cell on your bed and I assumed you were dead!
Lily Luna: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Lily Luna: I wish you could block people in real life.
Teddy: Restraining order.
Victoire: Murder.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Lily Luna: My idea of roughing it?
Lily Luna: A hotel without high-speed WIFI.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Next Gen Character Profiles #5
Name: Lily Luna Potter II
Appearance:
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Nicknames: Lil (James, Harry, Lucy), Lils (Albus, Alice, Ginny), LL (all friends\family)
Parents: Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley
Age: 14
House: Gryffindor
Blood status: Half-blood
Personality: Techie, mean, determined, daring, sassy, loyal, matchmaker, cunning
Significant other: None
Sexual orientation: Aromantic
Best friends: Alice Longbottom II, Kaitlyn Zabini (OC)
Friends: Lucy Weasley, Hadley Parkinson-Abbott, Hugo Weasley, Daisy Dursley (OC)
Position of authority: None
Quidditch position: Seeker
(Future) Job: (Muggle job) Technician
Pets: Perdita (owl)
Kids: None
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe?
Lily Potter II, probably
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