My dog decided she wasn’t done almost dying so. Um. good for her. Real power move.
Taking her to the ER again tonight. I’m super duper not okay!
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So, IK from the Monster Hunter world is a hunter, right?
What if instead of a hunter, IK was a rider?
Just a bit of an explanation here, riders are a group of people who show in both Monster Hunter Stories games, which are a sort of spin-off series from the main games. In these games, you play as a rider who doesn't just hunt monsters, but hunts alongside monsters.
Riders get monsters, or as they're referred to in game, monsties (which the first game said was short for monster bestie), by using something called a kinship stone to hatch them from eggs and bond with them.
How do they get these eggs? They sneak into monster dens and just take one. That also includes fighting the parent if necessary.
If this Devildom was the same as hunter IK (monsters originated from the Devildom and were so dangerous they got banished), I think the reactions to this IK would be shock, curiosity, and something akin to horror without being horror, especially if one of her monsties arrived with her.
(It would be even better if her kinship stone could somehow summon any monsties she has at will, even to the Devildom)
imagine you are diavolo, crown prince of the devildom! you have grown up on tales of your predecessors' exploits, the sacrifices made and the centuries spent fighting off these monsters to make sure demonkind need not live in constant fear of being eaten or worse.
you summon a human to join in your new exchange program. she is half your height and the tiniest fraction of your age. and she has one. like, just with her. it eats from her hand and has a bow tied around one of its twisted horns. she tells you its name is madame, because "she's a very fancy lady."
you think this human may be the scariest person you've ever met.
for real though, i imagine this would be on par with meeting someone in real life who's like... domesticated the black death somehow, everyone is equal parts terrified and impressed
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What's funniest to me about all of this is that like...
... these dweebs decided to pick an internet fight with trans women. Like, trans ppl in general, but like... ✨️trans women✨️.
Like... buddy. Pal. Friend. Chum.
Do... do you understand how many trans women there are in IT? Do you understand that this community can absolutely find where you try to hide next?
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lyrics: i’m a silly stupid angel, smile sweetly as you watch / and my wings are frail and brittle, and i whisper when i talk / please don’t remind me of the role i’m here to play / please god forgive me for the things that i can’t say / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment / i’m your soulmate in denial, self esteem gets in the way / and i’m just a little child who won’t live to see the day / when i’m regarded as a human being too / but all your lies just start to blend into my truth / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment / don’t try to tell me i’m not happy / don’t try to tell me this is wrong / don’t try to tell me that i’m broken / cause by now i’m too far gone / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment / self actualization, maybe this is how it ends / i fall into formation, service is my fulfillment
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