#i swear ill go back to it

[loraliewritesthings]

LUNAR CHRONICLES BUT ON THEIR EQUIVALENT OF HOT ONES

Cinder does pretty well, excluding the creative string of swear words she comes up with. Finishes all ten wings.

Kai almost quits at 5. The only thing keeping him going is that Thorne quit at six and Kai knew that if he quit at 5 he would never hear the end of it. Gets to da bomb and then is like, Well I mine as well finish this.

Scarlet managed to finish all ten wings but is like beet red in the face. Has significant trouble answering questions

Fun fact, canines can't taste spice and neither can Wolf. Cleans his plate and drinks from da bomb bottle (cause Scarlet is watching) gives himself a stomach ache

Cress. Poor sweet cress. She ate all ten wings, crying, but she did it

Unlike Cress Thorne only got to 6. Talked some big game before hand. Will never live it down.

Winter just straight up doesn't mind the heat. Like this girl ate da bomb with a smile on her pretty little face. Bought a bottle to take with her

Jacin was stoic. So very very stoic. I mean he had the discipline to do it but he also answered in 1 to 3 word answers, also his ears turned red. Told everyone it wasn't that spicy.

#the lunar chronicles #hot ones #lunar chronicles #cinder #kai #scarlet benoit #wolf kesley #ze'ev kesley #cress #thorne #carswell thorne #winter hayle blackburn #jacin clay #headcanon #spicy #spice tolerance #hey im taking a break drom danny phantom btw #i swear ill go back to it #i just need a break

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[mewtwo24]

I finally finished reading the fourth volume of svsss in full, and thing is--the first time through I only read the bingqiu content because I was ravenous for more of their happy ending.

Turns out that was a perilous mistake.

Because I started reading the airplane extras. And I swear to god. MXTX is trying to kill me

What do you MEAN demon lord Binghe was sitting on his big fucking throne. All stoic and forbidding. Surrounded by his demon generals who don't know shit about human courtship. Asking them what he should do, fully demoralized by constant rejections from sqq, only to have airplane tell him to act more pathetic and needy. Which is already hysterically funny and insane, UNTIL LBH'S RESPONSE IS THIS, KILLING ME INSTANTLY:

LUO BINGHE. WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE: "I already tried that, didn't work--nothing works :/ not mean, not maidenly, not housewife, not spicy, not capable disciple. Is doubling down on clingy really all it will take? What's a born hater with only one love in his life to do????"

The dichotomy of him sitting there like 'how can I reach the unfathomable depths of shizun's heart?' A HEART HE'S ALREADY WON OVER, MIND and then in the Holy Mausoleum solving the puzzle without blinking and being like 'oh yeah you just have to hit the acupoints, no sweat.' Literally the comedy writes itself I'm so--

How am I supposed to be normal about this. MXTX understands the juicy quintessential queer joy of a person with the world's power at their fingertips wishing only for love. Willing to do anything to earn that love, when unbeknownst to them it's already been freely given. Totally not screaming and yelling and clawing at the walls

And that's not even touching airplane's uproarious account of events. The way he's like 'lol what's next, lbh and sqq are best friends now? smfh' only to see lbh TACKLE SQQ LOVINGLY. FOR SQQ TO BE BASHFUL ABOUT IT BUT SO SO FOND OF THE LITTLE SCAMP. This when we've been experiencing sqq's constant inner monologue of 'I'm so cool and so dignified about my role, truly the epitome of propriety and poser-level fortitude.' Meanwhile, in their universe:

Airplane constantly flaming???? Sqq and lbh in his observations????? His absolute bewilderment and confusion????? Legendary. No notes every single second of this shit was hilarious.

Airplane's comment that sqq + older adolescent lbh traveling together was just watching a couple in their honeymoon phase. OR the fact that lbh is exceedingly petty and refuses to share their food in the wake of airplane's interruption of their time together, until sqq relents sheepishly and insists airplane eat what's left (ONLY AFTER PLACATING LBH WITH MORE FOOD FROM HIS PLATE, SOBBING)

Watching airplane salivate over Mobei-Jun and acting like that's totally normal behavior. Finding out mbj and airplane got together first. Finding out sqq encouraged airplane. LIKE THIS. WHILE HE IS STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS OWN FEELINGS:

Mobei-jun clearly thinking their arrangement is a forever thing, heartbroken his human abandoned him with all the hapless fury of a scorned wife swept away by false promises of fidelity. Airplane writing demons to be the type to beat up their crush lovingly and still unable to connect the dots about mbj's feelings. Mbj letting him go and respecting his wishes, only relenting when there's indication airplane was poorly processing his own feelings and didn't actually want to leave. Mbj caring for him and listening to him as soon as airplane voices what he needs directly and with clarity. None of these gays are functional and it's everything to me

Unrelated, but I physically can't hold this information in anymore:

I'm still reeling from younger lbh having his sexual awakening from the image of sqq wrapped in the immortal binding cables. Condemn me as you like he was so, so real for that.

And no I will not be taking any comments about how luo bingge couldn't bear to see luo binghe cherished in ways he never got to have and all the haunting implications of that. I will also not be taking any comments about luo binghe's instinct to look for sqq in that alternate universe, only to be shaken to the very core to be unable to find his shizun anywhere. The unspeakable and latent horror of his relentless mind likely piecing together what happened, but unable to say it; to suspect what is true, and live with the harrowing confusion of his double's actions. To blame himself, to assume that he had let his anger get the better of him in that world and result in unspeakable folly...

I also refuse to talk about how heartrending it is to hear Tianlang-jun weakly say "In the end, I really can't bring myself to hate humans." The implication that the foolishness of that hope and bright-eyed fondness--the very thing that put him through such unspeakable agony--couldn't be beaten out of him entirely. To discover that his faith in Su Xiyan hadn't been misplaced, to the contrary: his beloved hadn't scorned him at all, but rather fought to the miserable end to protect the fruition of their genuine feelings of love when she couldn't protect tlj or herself.

How MXTX has sqq deliberately draw parallels between their situation and that of ygy+sj and tlj+sx; desperately wishing it might not be too late for them. The concept of breaking cycles of abuse and harm pervasive throughout the newly devised story, how it evolves for the better only when love takes the place of power, pride, and domination. How the moment sqq chooses vulnerability instead of saving face, the genre shifts to the so-called "cringe" girly genre where most if not every character is more fulfilled, more true to themselves. How the "male-oriented" former genre was aimlessly sensationalized and sexualized, how it was a sustained performance of aspirational toxic masculinity. How men objectify other men without end. All of the unspoken gendered implications that come with that.

Anyways. Going to go put my head in a sandbox and try to process everything I just witnessed because even a second reading is not enough to find a modicum of closure.

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #i swear to god this series is just 'gay man who doesn't know shit inflicting his delusional reality on everyone else and inciting chaos' #and literally it's slapstick levels of hilarious every single time; mxtx never change #also i fully agree that we did not get NEARLY enough mobei-jun and sqh/airplane content #the amount of mental illness to mental illness communication going on there was astonishing #mobei-jun being afraid of his uncle and bringing sqh because that's the only person he trusts fully (WAILING NOISES) #sqh having a tantrum but running away because for the first time he was honest about his needs + his dissatisfaction with catering to other #how that reflects his narrative compulsions and how he felt forced to warp more creative story paths for the sake of survival as a writer #how sqq's restoration of much of his original intent--as well as mobei-jun's acceptance of his needs--helps airplane begin to heal #how his happiness begins; how just like sqq he wanders in such confusion and denial before he's forced to realize what truly matters to him #SHREK VOICE: STORIES HAVE. L A Y E R S #it feels like modern day shakespeare and when i say that i don't mean it in a hollow elevating sense i mean it more like #mxtx just hits that perfect balance of poignance but also hilarious concentric circles of botched communication and brainworms #okay but real talk for a minute? .........;-; #the way lbh constantly struggles with such a crushing feeling that he'll be abandoned over any little mishap/thing/problem #really hit me where it hurts??? if only because its so clearly an anxiety that stems from original goods' upbringing #the way it becomes even more heartrending when you think back to all the sect leaders clamoring that he should have been killed as an infan #that he should have been aborted as a fetus--insisting right in front of him that his birth was a mistake and a disgrace #over having demon blood in his veins. like my god that scene is so viscerally upsetting i struggle to read it #the way its so easy to see the demons as a manifestation of otherness in precipitated form #how both sqq and sqh are influenced by human rhetoric without evening meaning to--assuming the worst against their better judgment #how both sqq and sqh both struggle with their own otherness in different ways and only find solace when they begin to accept who they are #how their lovers (lbh and mbj respectively) both are willing to navigate those confusing waters with them #how both demons love them as they are--accept them as they are despite how difficult forgiveness of perceived betrayal is for them #ty mxtx for changing my brain chemistry #as i get older i have such a fondness for the messiness of thematic queer self-discovery and growth into self-acceptance #that and how youth can so easily be defined by perfectionistic self-harm and the violence of repression

[unexpectedbrickattack]

babpy.

#pizza tower #peppino #arts #mine #happy pride; heres a little otter for u #hes like very early 20s here #happy and unbothered before the Horrors happened #it is NOT his 30s bc he needs to exude raw dilf energy by that point #but for now he is anxious and sweet and awkward #not that i dont draw him like that already but its like 10x here #its PALPABLE #okay mwah i will hopefully come back w more than just sketches that mean nothing skjfsdjkfdhfhsk #i have LITERALLY been on this commission for WEEKS i need someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery i swear #im going to finish the lines TODAY like i cant be this person i cant keep coming back to this fucking comm w no progress ill simply Die #its like singlehandedly preventing me from doing anything else; its making a mental block waaaaaaaau #but i feel like i am breaking through it today. at least i HOPE i am sdkjfsdjkfjsdkf #um if u are still here ilu. send me some anons; i want to be chatty but the messages i have feel like i need to respond w essays #and i literally. cannot. #at least until i get my head screwed on properly again

[lavendel081]

I want to know what your insides Look Like🫶

I also Made this Doodle but its kinda meh🫨

#stardew valley #yomi art #stardew cope #stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #yandere #yandere sebastian #yandere seb #i swear im not romantisizing killers #i just wanna draw yan seb #a bit ill go back to wholesome nos #i had nightmares of scream two days in a row #well not nightmares more like dreams it was kinda fun but for a split sec after waking up i was like wtf

[ioniansunsets]

✖ Young Heartsteel Kayn ✖

✖ Word Count: 306 words

✖ Tags: One Sided Pinning, Reader is his roommate, Kayn is in his old band here.

✖ A/N: My hands were shaking and thought it was cute to imagine Kayn's nerves on stage for the first time.

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He doesn't know, he can't really tell. Was his heart racing or is it an earthquake? The shaking was so bad. The way the guitar pick trembles in his hand as he tries to breathe. The rhythmic up and down of his guitar as he does his best to ground himself, fingers gripping ever tighter to the instrument which in turn just makes him shake harder. He can't hear it. The crowd. Their screams. It was nothing when all he can hear is the consistent thumping of blood rushing through his veins. It was because of you. Or maybe it was the tinnitus from being on stage so near the speakers. Thoughts racing, hands shaking and now ears ringing? Things he loved about performing on stage only made more intense by the sight of you watching him.

He can't see it. Honestly. He can't see past you in the crowd. You standing right by the edge of the metal banisters. Your face so blindingly bright that his attention is on you and only you. Was it subconscious? Maybe. A whole hour long set. His first time on a stage...or maybe a platform. His eyes were trained on you and only you. He couldn't fucking look away. He feels it. He can't understand. He can't hear. He can't see. But he can feel it. The way his nerves were lit aflame by your consistent support for him all this time. The way he honestly wasn't scared of performing until he saw you were watching. Why the hell was it any different, maybe he didn't expect to see you actually show up for him. Maybe it was the way you always sat in his room to listen to him practice. Maybe he was lying to himself when he said he doesn't feel a thing for you. Maybe? Maybe...

PART 2

#Shieda Kayn #Heartsteel!Kayn #Kayn x Reader #Heartsteel #Kayn League #Kayn lol #KaynLeague #DRABBLE #ill get back to writing soon i swear OIAHSDOIHASOIDHAOS #i just finished two essays..............two more to go..................... #being a senior in college is tough :) help me :) im so busy :)

[sophiesonlinediary]

going on break until may !!!

you can all still bug me and my inbox and such but i will be gone. i do promise to check up on this account at least twice until i come back full time

intro post

tagging my mutuals: @nqds, @deprivedofbraincellsandsleep, @reminiscentreader, @skeelly, @mqstermindswift, @jewelledmoths, @lyrakanefanatic, @urbanflorals, @lost-in-reveriie, @a-beautiful-fool, @faultsline, @imthatweirdratinthecorner, @cyberccx, @lumine4624, @lovelikethemovies13, @sheneverstopsreading, @the0nlyallison, @swiftreader1989, @alltheliars, @reyna-obsessed, @shefollowedthestars, @percabeths-blue-cookies, @bookishswiftie1989, @styie, @dorothheaa, @baboland, @crrneliastreet, @that-multi-fandom-hijabi, @venux777, @lanitahoney, @urapocolypticcrush, @solutopia, @suki1vr, @ivyppoison, @stvrlighttgabss, @allthetorturedpoets, @swiftieannah, @foaming-sea, @halucynator, @banilikesfictionalpeople, @leaskisses444, @catastrxblues, @formulalina15, @never-enough-novels, @buticanfixhernoreallyican, @raingalaxy

#sophie's diary entry #guys i’ve decided to go on break for a while to focus on my studies i may be coming on this app if something happens in any fandom im in bu #ill be back i swear #i just really need to focus on my studies and tumblr is my greatest distraction

[pseudopigeons]

Sketchbook dump

The context for the last two are silly discord emotes

#one piece #trafalgar law #nami #roronoa zoro #portgas d ace #i swear ill go back to digital #im just in a sketchbook mood at the moment

[ssreeder]

my favorite thing to do you ask? reading the updates while completely ignoring the fact that the fic is ending soon 🧍🏾‍♀️

My current mood trying to finish liab:

#I swear every chapter I’m like OK ANOTHER 20k CLOSER TO THE END #But the healing arc is taking FORVER #Because there are so many THINGS that have to happen #So I feel like I’m crawling through this part #But after the battle starts things should progress quickly after that #Yall know how intense those chapters can get #Phew. Gunna be a mess #BUT YOURE RIGHT IT IS GETTING SO CLOSE TO BEING FINISHED!!!! #It is kind of daunting to think about not having to write liab #It’s torturing me right now so im missing some of the sentimental feelings right now #But im sure ill look back and think AWWWWWWW I MISS IT #but right now i wanna slap jet & sokka and grab zuko back the back of the neck and tell him to STAY. #Anywayyyyy…. Next chapter is going great obviously #TWO CONFIDENT THUMBS UP #You’re amazing I miss you #I hope everything goes great!! #Gabbytril4mg #LIAB #leaving it all behind #ask

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons why y3 good:

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 3 #yakuza series #yakuza 3 #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #snap sketches #FINE ill draw one of the popular characters //gross sobbing for hours// i love him so much... #gave myself mini kiryu brainrot and. GOD why is he my dad i love him !!!! i love him #i miss his dad era :((( can we go back please i want to go back i wanna play baseball with the kids i wanna wrestle for their entertainment #I WANT TO EAT A WORM AGAIN 😭😭😭 #i swear i wont be stuck drawing headshots only ok i just needed to draw him smiling really quick #it'll be your regularly-scheduled dipshittery in a sec but please enjoy My Dad

[dennisboobs]

i need to be put down

#ada speaks #IVE REDRAWN THIS HAND MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT AND ILL PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN #WHY ARE YOUR FINGERS SO. NONSENSICAL #i swear to fucking god. #i am a portrait artist if you couldnt tell <333333 #i will shut up abt his hands once i fucking finish this drawing but it will be the death of me fr #i just straight up cut his hand off bc i kept going back and tweaking it and was like NOPE. STARTING FROM SCRATCH. #i need to do hand studies specific to glenn at some point bc they are. different #they look angular and sharp but theyre. not at all. constructing his hand like a collection of penne noodles #ok im done procrastinating by rambling in tags im going to fucking render this bitch

[mrdizzy]

id have put more effort into this if it wasnt 2 am LOL

#ill admit this is kiiinda ooc for my sona but not really #i swear im gonna make a proper intro/ref sheet/etc whatever #the mr men show #might redo this in the morning for shiggles. we shall see #sorry for drawing mr strongs arms like that i forgot to go back KJSFHDGDKHFGG

[chewysgummies]

Wanted to make something for the little guy💚

#looney tunes #marvin the martian #warner bros #fanons #lmao i sort of lewded him on the left side #btw i gave him fangs & tongue based on that ine article from his sexypedia page.. #umm.. what headcanon do y'all have for him?😳 (i would love to read them) #i swear after this ill make wander x marvin and then go back home to my mixels bby only fir them put up a post saying welcome home cheater!

[fried-manto]

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What's a great way to end your blog in a good note before you AFK out of the internet for 2 weeks?

NEW AU IDEA. YES. This is one is inspired by an omori au fic that was never updated and I got desperate for more content so I decided to do it MYSELF. But since my writing skills went poof, I figure might as well use my other skill to show it.

So BASICALLY, Sunny and his past self switched timeline places, and now we watch as the rest of the gang cope with this new information. *more info on Past!Sunny soon

I'm calling this au "back to the future au" or "bttf au" for tag convenience. (Please note that I've never watched back to the future and I know nothing about it but I just thought the name sound cool.)

#also im SO SORRY for the shit chicken scratches #i only had about 30 minutes of break to do this before i had to study again akdbdudhkxj #anyways #ill be back in 2 weeks w MORE stuffs on this #this brainrot is never going away #bye bye FOR REAL FOR REAL THIS TIME #I SWEAR #IM GONNA BE GONE FOR 2 WEEKS #so #i guess It'll just be wrong if i dont feed you with one last angsty crumb before im gone #cyaaa #omori fandom #omori #omori fanart #omori sunny #omori aubrey #omori au #bttf au

[pennielane]

me: the evil has been defeated and i finally have free time to start posting on tumblr again!

also me: *immediately gets grossly ill*

#The Evil being this HUGE work project that has been plaguing me since March FINALLY finished on Monday #and then Monday evening - BOOM. awful fever and violent stomach flu :) #still in trying not to die mode but better than yesterday at least #anyway just wanted to say that I’m not like actively avoiding tumblr and I miss creating gifs and talking to you guys #it’s just been like. nonstop since July. anyway. hopefully be back 4 real soon!!! #I swear you guys have seen me through so many illnesses at this point lol remember when I had to go to emerg because COVID made my throat- #-shut? and you guys were so sweet about it 🥹 #love and miss you all!🫶🫶

[dalishborne]

DONE FINALS

#2 days early!!!!! #i could actually weep rn lol this school year has been such dogshit #im gonna take maybe a day or two away from my laptop bc i swear my eyes are going wacky from 12+ hrs in front of screens #but then ill be back #ooc. #tbd. #a book i ordered for my bday came in today so all imma be doing is making my house look less like a hyperstressed anxious person lives here #and reading #and cat cuddles #OK i'll see yall in 2ish days