#i swear its ironic

[joydvst]

the parable is now 2

the fellas lookin snazzy (and red) for the sequel :)

#j art #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud narrator #tspud stanley #this was a doodle i swear #my hand just went - COLOUR IT !!! #funny how the bucket is the only one that is properly shaded #out of all the other #its ironic how i praise the bucket #even though in game i barely interact with the bucket or play any endings with it #uhh yeah

[worri-wort]

completely forgot I made this like a year ago now. I’m glad the notion still stands

art is by @eedaeth  (I was in my art flop era at the time and his art is beyond beautiful so check him out)

#riddler #the riddler #dc riddler #dc comics #dc #batman #batman riddler #edward nygma #edward nashton #riddler fanart #the riddler fanart #shitpost #kinda idk #worriwort riddler obsession #ironically my partner is the one who properly introduced me to batman and riddler #and we've been together for over 2 years so he probably watched me make this #thats enough screaming into the website tho #more art on its way i swear im just busy as hell lol

[trishabeakens]

More doodles from my furry Stardew Valley project I'm playing around with. Here's bat Harvey and wolf Shane.

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley shane #I swear to draw them as humans when my art block goes away #my art #trishabeakens #harvey is a bat bc bad eyesight and its ironic if its scared of heights but has wings akjdjjds #ill prob share my farmer later idk

[midnxght-sweet-time]

So now that Im practically free, I decided to work on my Prince Charming Au and other fic projects— mainly Prince Charming au-

I placed the Little Mermaid one on hold since Ive been on writers block on how to proceed with it (Sorry Azul simps) but continuing with that later I decided to atleast start working on Prince Ali of Ababwa (Jamil's story).

And thus began my revisit to Aladdin, both live action and animated film to get the feel of both perspectives.

Ngl tho the live action was pretty boring. I mean it had more action obvi but for the most part I almost slept thru. But HOT DAMN Will Smith (the genie's actor) was the whole star of the show.

As for the animated film— lmao okay lemme explain—

I managed to ask my friends to join me in watching Aladdin while playing a game of: "Take a shot everytime this possibly 30 yr old man trying to seduce an underage princess"

Jasmine in the animated film was confirmed underage btw look it up. SHES 15-

But oh boy. We did a total of 10 shots. 10 god forsaken shots.

But really. Youre telling me the glorious man himself- HIM-

Is based off THIS MAN?

My honest reaction:

#I SWEAR THE AMOUNT OF UNHINGED PICS I GOT FROM THE ANIMATED FILM WAS INSANE. #☕︎ . midnight talk #ꕥ . wonderland sweets ; prince charming au #🂱 . mioso speaking #Bro ppl be calling out the prince from snow white saying his 35 (idk if its a joke skwksksks) #WHAT ABT JAFAR BRO? HIS IN HIS 40S OR SMTHG #Bro ironically Jafar is like this ugliest villian to me lmao #BUT THEN OUT CAME JAMIL N I WAS LIKE NO WAY HIS BASED OFF JAFAR EXCUSE ME??? #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst jamil #twisted wonderland jamil #jamil viper #aladdín #aladdin #jafar #disney jafar #jasmine #aladdin jasmine

[squeakadeeks]

Since folks were asking, a while ago I made a brief overview of how I made moon phos that I figured I may as well share here too! hope it helps 💃

#cosplay #land of the lustrous #houseki no kuni #my cosplay #hnk #i swear im not tiktokifying this account its just that DAMB i have a lot of content on my tiktok #including some good tutorials and it would be a shame to platform lock them #trying to pump out both video and photo content is exhausting so forgive me for dual posting #ALSO I SWEAR I IRONED THE SLEEVE FABRIC BEFORE IT WENT ON #creases like that drive me mad

[eggman-1]

Every NPC talking about pirates in Lurien village and stuff got my hopes up abt actual pirates. but of course it was just bokoblins

#i swear this game is allergic to interesting enemy design #totk neg #totk salt #like. Unique pirates. MM had them. OOS had them. Hell even SS had them a bit. SO DID ST AND PH #anything other than a bokoblin or lizalfos. #i miss the enemy variety of older games #deku babas. Deku scrubs. ACTUAL stalfos. Skulltullas. Bubbles. gibdos that aren't just redeads. Evil floor tiles. #Wolfos. POES. Freezards. Wall masters. Floor masters. Beamos. Armos. Dodongos. Tektites. Stalchildren. Fire slugs. Iron knuckles. #Gohma larve. Shell blades. Those fuckin spike things. Anubis. Octorock. Keese. If you wanna count the gerudo we can do that too #That's just oot. That's JUST OOT #here's the list of every enemy in totk: #Bokoblin. Moblin. Lizalfos. Gibdo. Lynel. Gloom hand. Frox. Soldier constructs. Arocuda. Likelike. horrorblin. Evermean. Keese. Octorock #that's it. i'm not counting bosses or mini bosses because oot would be longer #this may be its own post later

[dennisboobs]

people will just say anything

#its so weird trying to impose size difference shit on macden to me like its. so fucking funny. #dennis is the bottom so he must be smaller than mac (is taller than him and pretty much the same fucking size) #also like. weird as hell to intentionally misgender a real person too but i wont get into that. whatever. its cool and progressive now. #i swear twitter is one degree off transvestigating glenn if they havent already #personally! as a trans person! it's really fucking weird to equate smaller stature/more delicate features with she/her pronouns #like. even as a joke. i dont get why you would want to reinforce this kind of thinking #bc even if it is ironically done that kind of thinking is still affecting a general mindset #ada speaks

[sushiboss]

#196 #r/196 #literally me #if anyone sees my gallery i am fucking done for #its ironic I swear

[ticklepinions]

Me: appreciator of dad bods

Also me: *has the slightest chub on my tummy* suddenly I am upset.

#hehehehe #why be normal when you can just have 🧚🏾‍♂✨body image issues✨ #its ironic really. in my head- everyone else is allowed to have body types that aren't based on societal expectations #but not me tho #im ok i swear I looked in the mirror two seconds too long #anyways i love yous fuck society as always #your body is beautiful no matter what state its in.

[bumblebeug]

What they don't tell you about sewing is how much darn ironing it takes.

And don't get me started on owning cats and trying a new hobby.

Why did I decide mending my topsheet was necessary a week before moving?

I'm, like, nearly done but _geez_

#sewing #ironing #small sewing project #oh hehehaha im gonna fix my frayed top sheet #quick and easy project it is not #a week out until i get my little sewing table for my machine and until then im hunched over on the floor like a little goblin swearing #pedal is too short to put the dumb machine on the kitchen table #ugh sewing #i know its gonna be worth it for a job well done but my back is NOT thanking me #mending #mending bed topsheet

[lord-squiggletits]

"Rodimus is a better Prime because it didn't hurt for him to bond with the Matrix while for Optimus it did" headcanon/theory my beloathed.

One day I'm literally gonna snap and make a whole post addressing why what's wrong bc I'm tired of the inaccuracy and tired of ppl not understanding the Point TM of IDW and its version of the Matrix/Primacy and even more tired of people putting down Optimus in favor of Rodimus by essentially arguing that being unworthy means you deserve to be punished/put in pain bc you just weren't good enough to hold the Symbol of Ultimate Authority

#it's wrong on so many levels both in terms of lore and as well as like what the general themes of idw1 are #it's just a validation contest using the matrix as some magical symbol to decide who's the most special #which is ironically something that was a plot point in exrid/OP. specifically how stupid of an idea that is ldskjflksd #ppl revealing that they havent read anything besides mtmte/ll as usual #like half the reason ppl think optimus is a bad prime and rodimus is a good prime is literally bc like #optimus was written by an author who was specifically trying to deconstruct him (sometimes to the point of absurdity) #and rodimus was written by an author who takes a more optimistic/idealistic approach. and is also better at writing #but also like am i seriously the only person who thinks that that argument is fucked up????? #like 'OP felt pain which means he's unworthy/not a real prime/not a true leader' #ok so you think that there's a hierarchy of moral goodness in which anyone who falls short of that Moral Ideal should suffer #as a sign of their unworthiness?? like does that not sound dystopian as hell to any of you?? why would you WANT the matrix to work like tha #even if the theory were true (which it isn't) why would you view the matrix as a good authoritative moral judge of character #if its idea of 'moral judgement' is to inflict pain on anyone who's supposedly not truly good/worthy #wasn't the entire point of the ending of LL (including rodimus being a good leader) that everyone is worth it? #like rodimus literally said 'you ARE damn well good enough' or something like that #so what? everyone else in the universe tries their best and that's enough but somehow when OP suffers it's like #a sign that he's not actually a good prime/leader?? we're really going with the punitive perspective purely for One Guy?? #swear to god ppl are projecting their authority issues onto Optimus the way they shit on him for things they would excuse #if any other character did it #Optimus is uniquely deserving of pain/being marked as unworthy bc idk he was a cop once and that offends my delicate sensibilities #what's even funnier is how much harm was inflicted by rodimus as a captain sheerly due to his stupidity or ego but everyone forgives him #i guess bc as long as the matrix likes him that means he's valid no matter what he actually does as a person #WHICH IS SOMETHING IDW ITSELF ARGUED AGAINST BC A LOT OF THE PRIMES THAT WERE CHOSEN BY THE MATRIX #WERE DICKS AND THE FACT THEY COULD WIELD THE MATRIX DIDN'T MAKE THEM GOOD PEOPLE #like oh my god stop using the matrix as an arbiter of moral authority in idw1 it literally goes against the themes of the story #including the themes that are embodied in rodimus himself #idw op love

[todayisafridaynight]

love watchin a y7 playthrough from nine months ago and streamer was like 'i wish they showed arakawa killing the hikawa family i didnt really like how it was talked about but not shown :/' like Oh Baby :))))) You Got A BIIIIG Storm Ahead Of You :))))))))))

#snap chats #is this spoilers. no its not shut up #ironic that he mentioned the game talking bout things but not showing things while im talking about IW... lol ... moving on... #BUT NO I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THAT SCENE WHILE WATCHING #like i love how as soon as that scene dropped everyone was just #'oh ok NOW i get why hes called arakawa the assassin jesus fucking christ' LIKE YEAAAAH BABYYYYY #top five sexiest scenes in rgg i swear to god that was SUCH a good scene #they put the entire story budget into that cutscene i swear to god #even if IW's story was. A Story overall i will forever thank them for the arakawa scenes #i am fed and my skin is glowing and im thriving and happy #and i want food the dining halls open now BYE

[fortheloveofdeaddove]

I'm in a lot of emotional turmoil today and the coping technique I'm going to go with is horniness and orgasms.

This is not a flirty post. It's an extremely volatile and depressed one.

#*takes swig ironically from my water bottle because I'm fucking trying to stay sober* #one never wants this shit #i can hear my therapist saying it's a learning opportunity as I wallow here #i'm so fucking sick of learning opportunities that are really just emotional and interpersonal turmoil #there's a reason i stay in my god damn box #what the utter fuck is wrong with me #i can't trust myself and i swear the next psychobabble asshole that tells me i can should be held PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DAMAGE I D #you know that saying there's not room enough for both of us in this town #but its just me #there isn't room enough in this town for me and my bullshit

[davemustaine]

met my first "name 3 songs" guy at the pet shop the other day

#it was my iron maiden patch. i was so fucking offended i didnt even know whag to say at first #BUT i got it and went full bimbo and went omg whats iron maiden?? #and hes like ... the patch on your vest... #and i looked down at it and went omg wow i didnt know iron maiden was a band! that's crazy! #and he looked so like disgusted and omg i dropped the bimbo face and looked him STRAIGHT in the eye and told him i saw them last october #and talked about the setlist and the performances and he had like fucking whiplash #I KNOW THIS SOHNDS LIKE AN 'and then everyone clapped' story but i swear to god this happened im not lying about any of this #i was so fucking mad but i decided to let it go and fuck with him at first #my friend was losing his shit next to me tryinf not to bust out laughing it was the funniest fuckinf thing #i was wearing a vest and my suicidal hat and an exodus shirt (the usual fit) im like ... do i really look like a poser #maybe its cause im young. i dunno. still .. hella insulting at first #woof

[gifti3]

I was looking for a meme and found this screenshot from a game i was playing in 2015! (shirtless anime guy under the cut)

it was a shall we date game and im surprised that im still doing the same shit i was doing back then lol

and yes a shall we date game used to have actual typed out sex scenes...they weren't like super explicit but they actually went through the scenes instead of like fading to black lol

#can u believe that!? #i swear at one point i thought this game was wiped from existence! #cause i couldnt remember the full name lol #so every time i would try to search it up a different version of the game would pop up instead #so i was like....did i hallucinate these characters??? #anyways its from shall we date?: ninja assassin #its kinda ironic in a way #now that im old enough to be engaging in this type of content #the games have become “less adult” #shall we date #shall we date ninja assassin #otome games

[fierykitten2]

So I just discovered Quaquaval’s Dream World artwork and it is absolutely fabulous! More fabulous than it normally looks, and it’s extremely fabulous anyway. This artwork almost makes me wish I chose Quaxly but I prefer Meowscarada so I guess I’ll just have to leave the fabulous gay duck in Nemona’s care. Also that means I only have to see Skeledirge in one battle because if I chose Quaquaval Nemona would’ve chosen the ugly croc. On the plus side, you know how much I love F-Zero? Well I may or may not have decided that Falcon’s starter would be the Quaxly line

#I just had to bring F-Zero into this didn’t I? #quaquaval #i swear any complement I can use towards Meowscarada I can also use towards Quaquaval and it would work considerably better on the gay duck #I’d say that’s sad because I prefer Meowscarada (best Pokémon alongside Ceruledge) #but I also love Quaquaval #if it weren’t for Skeledirge this otherwise-fabulous trio would be the best starter trio #but the ugly croc exists so it’s between Kalos Alola and Galar for me #things have changed since the last time I updated about my favourite starter trios (most notably Cinderace overthrowing Delphox) #honestly I think the Paldean trio doesn’t work that well as a trio #I’ve accidentally made Meowscarada work better as a pair with Ceruledge (trio if including Iron Valiant) #I hate Skeledirge it’s only there for the anti-furries and I wouldn’t have a problem w/that if it weren’t ugly af #Quaquaval just feels like it would work better on its own #or in a duo with another (Water-type) Pokémon #(I want to say Armarouge but I can’t see people choosing Scarlet and Quaquaval) #theming-wise the trio works but idk for some reason I just don’t think they do #unless I’m comparing them to the Kalos trio #but it doesn’t seem like that’s gonna be a likely situation with how much the Galar trio has grown on me recently #I love how Meowscarada (yes even my modest Meowscarada Spriggie) and Quaquaval are attention-whores #Skeledirge seems like it would become a smug attention-whore after discovering it’s the most popular of the trio #maybe that’s why Meowscarada and Quaquaval are attention-whores #maybe Meowscarada and Quaquaval would be better off as a duo #I have seen artwork of the two of them (I think they’re playing card games) without Skeledirge #and as much as I hate removing one member of a starter trio without also removing a second member to leave only one #it actually works