#i want his hand in marriage

[nari-roll]

—wriothesley, who loves to spoil you so if he were to propose, he’d make sure to buy at least 3 or 5 pretty rings for you to choose from because he wants to make sure everything’s perfect, but you’d pretty much marry him even if he proposed with paper rings.

i’d ask for his hand in marriage

#wriothesley x reader #wriothesley #genshin impact #paper rings #i want his hand in marriage #genshin x reader #genshin fanfic #wriothesley fanfic #cinna’s archives (ﾉ´ з `)ノ #x reader #wriothesley headcanons

[soupieoopieisloopie]

MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE

I’m so happy I’m drawing again yall have no idea how much better I feel LMAOO I dumped the dude I was dating it was so incredibly toxic I’m so glad I’m out of that now LMAOO now I can dedicate my life to my stinky gross smelly bug babe again sighhhhhhh I’m so happy rn LMAO

#beetlejuice #drawing #art #beetlejuice fandom #beetlejuice art #beetlejuice fanart #I want his hand in marriage #i need him #i want him bad #i need him so bad #I need him biblically

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[apollos-boyfriend]

skgjakgkskf i am so gay for arven PLEASE marry me

#icarus speaks #HES SO!!!!!!! #i want his hand in marriage #(assuming he’s over 18. i don’t think she’s have been confirmed?) #he’s an upperclassmen and we’ve seen students can be of any age so idk #anyways spoilers but he has some cool mysterious pokemon and is super secretive??????? #i want him *********

[sukunasweetheart]

I just realised Sukuna gives me Bowser vibes and I can't help but imagine him singing Peaches to reader 😭

New crack au where Sukuna is a king with too much time on his hands and keeps kidnapping the princess of a neighboring kingdom, reader.

The king and queen of that neighboring kingdom become so confused when they see that she's been returned safe and sound. They only know Sukuna as this terrifying tyrannical guy but reader is like "nah we had sandwiches for snack time and he showed me his cool sword collection."

✦ stella .ᐟ

its crazy bc ive thought abt this before, how he has similar vibes to sukuna,,, wild, i know (no bc u cant tell me that bowser and sukuna dont have the same features?? bro i swearrr hear me out) this idea is so cute ngl

Imagine he intended to kidnap you just for the funsies just to get under his neighbouring country's skin but you end up comedically falling for him while being held so comfortably captive with the sandwiches and sword collection

"Can you show me your other sword while youre at it, please?"

Sukuna: 😳😐?

Imagine trying to court him openly after he returns you that the whole kingdom gets invested in the love story-

Your sickeningly sweet love letters 💌 the people read the copies of them in the morning like a gossip magazine

He never gives a reply back 💔 and then things turn for the worst when one of the princes that you rejected the proposal of in the past comes attacking your country to force you to marry him...

Here comes sukuna out of the blue swooping in with his soldiers to fight him off, bc he likes doing what he does best - waging wars and coming out victorious

But the at the end he personally comes to visit you, wearing a fancy cloak and everything else a king would wear

"I've come to take your hand in marriage, princess."

He decided that getting to rule a second country all the while getting to fight off your other admirers sounded like a good time to him (also charmed by your poems, but he wont admit that)

Now, there is a grouchy, almighty ruler and his giggly wife who is a sweetheart

#dont even ask me abt what this is i just thought of it on the spot #idc its cute #😭 king sukuna pls #i want his hand in marriage fr #poe answers #sukuna x reader

[itsdefinitely]

i wanna know more about the jerries/jeris

do you want to know the most horrific thing about them?

the lords did nothing to make them the way they are.

yes, the jerry jr was turned into the axeman because of the witchwood, which does what it does because of the lords, but everything leading up to that is just human nature. i see the "girl jeri is nibbly" or "they were influenced by a lord to do the thngs they do" and i need people to understand that that's just. not true. they're just like that. they were taught to be like that by their parents and, more accurately, their church. it's horrifyingly accurate how religion has shaped them into non-functional human beings, who would rather potentially lose their child to the many, many dangers of the literal woods than admit that they had sex outside of marriage.

it's only because it's hatchetfield that jerry jr grew the way he did. there was no lord's intervention in their decision to keep the baby, or to drop out of school to care for him, or to keep him seperated from any other people, or to revolve their lives around the idea that they'd committed a sin and needed to pay by pushing celibacy rather than. i don't know. properly raising their child. it was the way they were taught. the toxic pushing of overexaggerated christian ideals is what molded them. can you imagine being in their place? being a scared teenager and knowing that if you told any of the people you care about most your secret that they would shun you and disown you?

the only people they felt any kind of safe around were each other; of course they're going to be codependent. and even then, they're disgusted by each other for leading them to sin. they're stuck together unwillingly, because without the other, they're alone.

#definitely an ask #and thats not to MENTION what kind of stress they were under when jerry jr started getting less and less human #imagine being completely and utterly alienated from everyone and everything except your parents who pretty much hate each other #and learning one thing: abstinence before marriage #that would do something to your psyche #and im gonna be quickly mentioning my minotaur stuff because im insane #people are terrified of the minotaur purely because he was born the way he was. and he was put in the labyrinth for no fault of his own #in which he THEN became a monster. not because he was one from birth #but because people treated him like one. and youre built by those around you #can you see the connection here #boy jerry #girl jeri #the axeman #abstinence camp #nightmare time 2 #hatchetfield #you guys severely underestimate how unwell i am about them #i keep. trying. to draw. but all my hands want to do is write paragraphs about the jeri/rys #anyway working on an axeman drawing godbless #lets hope this makes sense and im not just pulling words out of my ass #I KEEP FORGETTING HE HAS A NAME OTHER THAN LIL JERRY AND CALLING HIM THE AXEMAN. SORRY LUMBER AXE

[goingtochurch]

HEAD UP BESTIES NEW HUSBAND DESIGN JUST D R O P P E D

#churchshitpostssometimes #churchpostsartsometimes #art #digitalart #cyberpunk aesthetic #transformers #maccadam #tf soundwave #soundwave #tf earthspark #myart #hes my scrunkly #my blorbo #leave me to my brain rot #i want nothing more than to have his hand in marriage

[arsenicflame]

absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-

they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.

#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)' #meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love #(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS) #'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his' #and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just #theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it #'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #edizzy #blackhands #anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out #classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that' #'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it #and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh #que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????

[mbohjeezart]

Kitsune Etho my beloved

#I want his hand in marriage please #etholabs #art #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #artist #hermitcraft s10 #ethoslab #etho #ethoslab fanart #etho fanart #hermitcraft etho #ethogirl #hc10 #hc s10

[nari-roll]

I FOUND THIS RING SET IN MY MOM’S DRAWER AND U CANNOT TELL ME THAT WRIOTHESLEY WOULDNT PROPOSE TO U WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS ‼️‼️ MATCHING BLACK RINGS?????? UGH

sorry for the quality but it has like. tiny black gemstones around the ring and im so insane over this right now im gonna wear it forever

#idk if that’s just my preference in rings or what #wriothesley #WRIOTHESLEY!! #I WANT HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE #sorry im kinda insane over this rn

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield at The 92nd Street Y

#either these are fuzzy or my eyes are tired oops #andrew garfield #my gifs #I wanted to throw something together quickly so here it is #I mostly wanted an excuse to look at him and his pretty smile #spare hand in marriage sir? #perhaps? #now I gotta go to bed

[sleepynegress]

Love this interview... I have been semi-checking in on Zawe's journey since before certain stans were feeling some kinda way about her recent familial additions. I do for certain Black actors/creators especially, who seem to be moving in interesting ways in entertainment/film media...

-A remnant from a period when I used to go to screenings and blog about films (and was published a few times in a major national newspaper)... So, I knew of Zawe through the grapevine of her mentorship, i.e. she is the reason why Rege Jean Page of Bridgerton fame got to work in U.S. markets, as she sponsored him. And she is known, as one of those "good eggs" who will be accessible and help/advise especially young actors of color. ...But, I have some other stuff to say. This isn't about proving that she's an amazing human being. It's about a certain brand of misogynoir that some of these people far beneath her in self-knowledge, self-love, and just plain grown-ass-woman-personhood...keep letting fly in what they *think* are compliments, but actually are just trite microaggressions. Saying things like "as long she makes [T-blank H-blank] happy then she's alright" as if he's the centered human and her attachment renders her worthy somehow. Babies, as long as SHE'S happy. Yall. He's marrying up.

WAY UP and the fact that he knows this? Actually elevates him. She's been there.

She tells a story in the above interview that reminds me of Uzo Aduba's anecdote about her name , - of an incident when she was called to an early job (at 6!) and someone there said she wasn't pretty because of her gap and her Ugandan mother took her on past this person and into the room, ANYWAY.

... She learned a specific self-knowledge and self-love, that is necessary in very white western spaces that constantly pressures a narrow sense of worthiness and beauty, especially from Black women, something a lot of these small-minded stans don't even have a notion of seeing beyond. Zawe is biracial, and her features, aside from her skin tone are very African. So while she benefits from colorism, featurism is something I've seen those bigoted stans, pick on as well. She knows those features are what makes her beautiful and knew that, w/o and before her partner saw that too. And people who aren't blind narrow-minded ignoramuses can *also* see that. This is why I assert the fact of featurism needing to be in the conversation of light/dark privilege conversations. Lips, nose, gap, and even the set of her eyes are ethnic beauty markers within quite a few spaces in the Black African diaspora... My mom was an absolute stunner because of her gap.

Even the old school white model Lauren Hutton got there because of her gap. Uzo Aduba, who I have already mentioned has a deeper skintone and has similarly large round striking eyes, gap, and a non-pinched-nose *rightly* played Glinda in NBC's production of The Wiz a few years back, with Dorothy saying she's so beautiful *because* of those features, not despite them as a very narrow white-washed gaze would wrongly assert.

And while we're here that includes sizes and shapes too. I'm saying your boy is enjoying all that plush. A lot of yall need to read or reread Maya Angelou's Phenomenal Woman, for comprehension.

Anyway... All this to say I know Zawe is and will be fine regardless.

P.S. Maya Angelou *also* had height, and gap and was very much known for her beauty/magnetism as a woman when she was alive. :

#she's as steady in herself as ms. whoopi goldberg is and was back when ALL the comedians even some Black men were picking on her #for her African features meanwhile she pulled whoever she wanted and kept working and has her EGOT #I could also get into the notion that particularly worldly white folk with redhair are more inclined to understand #being picked apart or fetishized for a feature... and can have a leg up on empathy #especially I think when also in the spotlight #she also mentions sinead o'connor who also subverted standards and being an irish woman with her oppressive history pushed back with her ar #zawe ashton #interesting watch #meta #blah #getting ish off my chest #some of yall were comforted by the lie of a certain standard beauty being the only milkshake bringing them to yard #even beyond the misogynoir #grown ups in partnerships and marriages etc value other things and see beauty much differently when they mature. #I'm talking about grown ups some folks never grow to that point sadly #Youtube #I'm so glad she didn't quit acting #and I see TH giving his old theatre school buddies and Black women a word or boost or whatever he did. #...if he had a hand in that #love yourselves because of & not in spite of what you have going on

[apollos-boyfriend]

roier is. so good at this. calming jaiden down (to live in fear is not to live), calming the eggs down (you’re not afraid of him, right?), assuring everyone on their battle capabilities and reminding them charlie’s just one guy (he just wants love) and that they’ll all be okay in the end. the tense atmosphere diffused almost instantly the second he logged on in SUCH an effective and smooth manner that i’m genuinely blown away by it

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #tldr i want his hand in marriage #HE DID THAT SO SMOOTHLY #HOW??? HELLO????

[immediatebreakfast]

It's so funny that Robert Walton says that he wants a good friend so badly, yet he is betrayed by his own theatrical way of writing at the eyes of a modern reader.

Because we know that he wants a great friendship, he repeats it a lot. Someone that could help him fill what he lacks as a person, yet the language to describe this desired man makes Robert sounds more like an eager romantic who just wants to be sweeped at his feet by the perfect man.

I don't know Robert, writing "I desire the company of a man who could sympathise with me, whose eyes would reply to mine. You may deem me romantic..." Then proceeding to describe all of the good qualities of this supposed man in such an eager manner, like sir... You are gay.

#The subtextly of a sledgehammer #I know that this notions of friendship were the way to describe it back then #And it was normal to write with such passion for friendship #But man... ''I want a MAN friend who completes me and helps me and understands me and he should be courageous and have a great mind :)'' #Robert may as well put an ad on a newspaper announcing his hand in marriage #frankenstein weekly #frankenstein #robert walton

[kismetconstellations]

#Zac Efron #The light of my life. #The love of my life. #Phillip Carlyle #My melancholic disgraced alcoholic love. #Hugh Jackman #P.T. Barnum #The Circus King #Barlyle #OTP: You brought joy into my life. #The Greatest Showman #Mine. #So many #many things I could go on about forever. #From Phillip's marriage proposal to 'That's because I'm selling virtue' #to Phineas immediately zoning in on Phillip in a crowded room like something right out of a period romance #to the way he seeks Phillip out during the fire and can't keep his hands off of him once he's found him. #Just... ugh. #These circus men. #All I want is to fly with queue.

[darlingpwease]

WEI WUXIAN, who is afraid of childbirth and pregnancy, and wants to have adopted puppies sooner than ever give birth to them, because he knows a lot of stories about painful childbirth and death during them, and the very thought of pregnancy makes him feel terrible —

♡

alpha!reader who makes a lot of nests and brings clothes so that your omega can hide in them, but at the same time you completely lack any desire to have biological puppies, even if your parental instinct is very active and even aggressive in manifestation — but you completely spend it on your husband, who remains an eternal puppy.

#🥮 — mao dao zu shi #✉.wei wuxian #🧸.omegaverse au #especially if he initially grew up and was brought up as an alpha #only to end up in the omega body #and he thinks that you want puppies but he does not find the strength to overcome this panicky agonizing fear #because the omega body seems wrong to him #but you still go with '>:333 husband I do not care; if If you want you can be my alpha even if your body is an omega body I'm not picky' #'idc hubby you will be my sexy delicate alpha and leave bites on my neck as my alpha' #and wei wuxian with his 'let's get married again plz hand in marriage' #BONUS POINTS if after he came to life you do not understand #whether you should rebuild the nest with new clothes or leave the old one that was not touched #and it bothers you a lot more than the fact that he doesn't want to give birth to your puppies #and wei wuxian feels so comfortable when he sees that you don't care what kind of body he has #because he will always be the perfect husband for you