#idgaf if she’s problematic

[futuristiccrystal]

Pink Diamond 🌸💎🏞️💖

#steven universe #pink diamond #su fanart #Steven universe fanart #fanart #clip studio paint #rose quartz #crystal gems #steven Universe future #she’s just so 💖💖 #idgaf if she’s problematic #she’s pretty and cute >:((

[blueiight]

🙄 srsly ur not even gonna publicly defend ur friend when u know folks are completely misrepresenting the situation (and lbr some of that subset of fandom were just waiting to take her down a peg ever since she suddenly got popular). hiding in vague tags when u see people straight up lying abt her is so lame.

Yk i wasnt even gonna engage u or any of these other anons whove been screaming at me since 9 am my time yesterday accusing me of defending harassment or accusing me of being a ‘bad friend’. but ig i got time this morning n ur my springboard for answering them all. I Been Getting phil jackson level of racist troll anons calling me slurs calling for my own death too [which is hilarious lol real deal ppl tried to kill me n im pose to fold cuz anon #50 said die blueiight! like lol ok. at least say it behind ur real blog] & accusing me of being in some evil posse or like u accusing me of ‘not defending ppl’ enough bc i made a half assed delete tag post b4 going to clean up my lab yesterday that essentially said dont use a black woman’s untagged readmore that mentioned nobody as an excuse to harass a particular black woman under the pretext of ‘defending’ much less blame said individual’s emotions for other people’s cruel decisions to harass others. i might as well elaborate. situations where real people are harassed or being talked about require more maturity + thought than someone having a bad opinion on a fictional dynamic. this is not a matter of people's biases impacting their fictional analysis. these are people's biases against real life black women impacting real life black women [albeit on the internet but real ppl r behind these screens!], and i am a black woman myself. im not some 2 faced friend or some anon harasser im a real black woman. n to anyone reading: harassment is not caused by someone else being ‘protective’, online harassment is motivated by an individual/s cruelty. individual writers venting on their own blog r not responsible for anyone else’s feelings or someone else being cruel. u r responsible for as an individual for ur own feelings n ur own actions. no one is or should be so easily influenced by anyone's venting to the point of going to harass someone else. that is not how harassment works and that is wrongfully scapegoating. unless u have proof of someone’s ip or even some conjecture like typing styles to where yk the @s of anyone sent so n so (which ik none of u can pull up bc theres no proof of such) or w/e, ur just talking shit & being messy. u would think a shared interest woud make yall wanna act like u got some sense but yall wanna act like the teenagers u were never allowed to be in cliques over 2d yaoi. why r all u , even other black women, always so fucking weird to black women? willfully misinterpreting everything we say, tokenizing individual black women& attacking when that ‘token’ expresses any sort of feeling like i need all yall to go do sum bout yall selves and get the fuck for real. yall run black women out these fan spaces bc of ur parasitic relationship to their work, then wonder why everything is so white. its cuz the only fan creators u treat like human beings are older white ppl or fans of color that reinforce their views. i see right the fuck thru all yall.

#yn. #yn answers #im not sure what u want me to do that wont draw even more hatred toward ppl #cuz idgaf bout yall hating on me i just allude to the hate ive got so yall dont think im being a smug asshole lol #im reticient bc i dont want more hate that a real person is already getting to go her way. #theres a difference between me railing on bad takes & me defending a real human being whos getting hate from other authors who .. yea #i cant believe i even have to clarify this but i do #Yall just want me to fuel mess to see black women make complete fools of ourselves so u can say see thats why they cant be in fandom #w the they or the woke or w/e racially charged euphemism u have #not to mention most of these ppl have me blocked for w/e reason thats their prerogative so id essentially be talking to a brick wall? #like other ppl send me this shit i aint checking for them? stop sending me or anyone else shit about this #its envy cuz she got more kudos or w/e than them or disliking the tropes she used? #now ppl use this situation as pretext to call her 'problematic' to excuse their petty dislike #even in the fandom space.. they was never teenagers in cliques so they live that out as adults on the web #im glad i got banned from stores + got toe up rl so i wouldnt be sonso age doing <-

[shortysquadpresident]

Congratulations on your new family member, Trisha and Moses!!!

#and they’re named Elizabeth #i 🥹🥲 #trisha paytas #listen idgaf anymore #I’m gonna wish Trisha better because I know she can and is doing better for herself and her family #love you biiiitch (affectionate) #they had the babyyyyyy #i know she said she’s wanted a kid for the longest #treat them well and with love and patience #I’m allowed my problematic faves #i am still critical of fuckery #but I do wish happiness wellness and positive change upon them

[thebearer]

not to be problematic because it’s a lil hypocritical to my usual life views of dating younger ppl but i’m self inserting soooo bad by picturing lip with a younger gf. like def keeping it legal but i just love the idea of him being so fucking hot and idk if raunchy is even the right word but the way he literally just says what he wants and is vulgar as fuck and is just so hot. like imagine that with a younger bratty gf who maybe thinks she can “handle him” like she has other boys but she’s met her match with lip. like he’s really proving to her that she’s only fucked with boys and he’s gonna fuck her right n treat her right. maybe the dom in him just kinda lingers in various aspects of their relationship because that’s just how he is and the age gap just amplifies it and it’s just literally my dream PLS

i-

yes. idgaf if this is problematic bc it's so fuckin' hot and so true.

like twenty nine year old lip dating a twenty-two/twenty-three year old (I AM PROJECTING LET ME). she think she knows everything, done it all and seen it all, and he lets her bc he knows he's gonna blow her mind. definitely would have some of those casual dom characteristics that carm has. def a dom and a brat tamer, even if it's more of a softer approach just bc of the dynamic really.

i am fucking obsessed with this.

#thebearer #bearblahs #lip gallagher #lip gallagher smut #lip gallagher x reader #lip gallagher x fem!reader #lip gallagher x female reader #shameless

[ruthlesslistener]

Could you talk about the Shade Lord? Especially the apologist part, what needs apologising (genuine question)?

Oh the apologist part is just me joking about how I'd defend LOS no matter what they do, not necessarily because they actually did anything bad lol. And if they did, I'd fight for them all the same bc they're my little meow-meow and some murders are funny (there's a reason why my Destiny 2 sideblog is ahamkara-apologist, even though the Ahamkara as a race are vastly more problematic than the LOS- they're space dragons and I love them). Ofc, there's always those people who think that the Lord of Shades is some kind of evil entity unleashed by Ghost that'll bring about the ruin of Hallownest twice over (usually people who don't realize that the Lord of Shades is CONTROLLED by Ghost- it's the shades of all the dead vessels with Ghost as its Focus), but mostly its just bc I adore them. Though it does have the added bonus of pointing out that while I like the Pale King and the Radiance as characters, I'm ultimately sympathetic to the vessels the most, which is a core point in my ramblings that I fear often gets lost, especially when I get angry about the 'PK is a colonizer and the moth tribes/Radi were the natives he genocided take'- because idgaf about people hating PK, what I hate is how incorrect that was AS WELL AS how it ignores the fact that the Void Civilization came before the Radiance did, which always seems to be conveniently forgotten or brushed over in those arguments. The fact of the matter is that Radi and PK aren't the 'secret heroes' no matter how you spin it, they're monsters that abused, tortured, and manipulated the voidborn- aka Ghost, their siblings, and (maybe) those that used to worship their element. Sympathetic monsters, yes, monsters who are caught in a tragedy, but still monsters. It's the Void that's the victim, and I stand by that in its entirety. Every act of retribution was justified. Even them killing Godseeker- which is the argument some people use for them being evil- because why shouldn't they? She was awful to them, cruel and rude and scornful just like the Pale King was cruel and the Radiance was hateful. SHE was the reason why the Radiance grew in power to become Absolute Radiance. She deserved what she got, 100%. Ghost and their siblings endured a lifetime of torment from the moment they were hatched, they deserve EVERY little scrap of retribution they get- and they aren't monsters for lashing out at the ones who caused the pain in the first place. It's all justifiable

(Also, neither PK nor Radi are my favs. Hollow is, with their relationship to their siblings [specifically Hornet] being my fav dynamic. I only like to explore PK and Radi in depth because of their impact on Hollow's life. So needless to say I'm a void stan through and through, and since the Lord of Shades is all of them, it fits)

As for the Lord of Shades themselves! I think I already sort of covered why I love them so much just in the first two paragraphs- they are all the shades of the dead vessels poured into one entity, with Ghost as the Focus, and thus the Lord of Shades is in essence Ghost (and co, minus Hollow probably) in their ascendant form, as a true Higher Being. Which is in of itself a monumental feat for something that was hatched to die, a godling denied their deific status by beings who could not understand them as anything but death. They're vengence and defiance made manifest, and they were reformed into the shape they are now because they looked into the eyes of their creators and tormenters and said no more. The first step towards their creation, the catalyst for their metamorphasis, was turning the Kingsoul into the Voidheart- very literally rejecting the Pale King's edict and reforming it into a beacon of their own power, accepting their nature and defying their maker. They looked at the very soul of someone who had cast their eggs into the dark sea below, who hatched them into a graveyard and watched them die in the millions, who made them to be slaughtered for his own cause because he thought they as the voidborn were less than alive- and they said 'I reject you. I reject what you said to me. I reject what you represent. I reject your vision, the way you made me to be. I will forge my own path. I will make my own way. I will accept what I am and I will show you right now that I am alive, I am here, I am not heartless and I am not thoughtless. I am what I am. I am the Void. And I will do what I must to save the family that you left behind.'

AND THEY DID IT FOR THE LOVE OF THEIR SIBLING, they did it for the love of the Hollow Knight, who let them fall and left them to die when they were both just hatchlings, who they had no obligation to save and yet rushed back to do so anyways. And they soldiered on through impossible odds, through endless fights in life and dream all while a spiteful, hateful creature hissed at their worthlessness and empowered their worst enemy, so that they could destroy the Radiance in her entirety, before she could be brought back at the peak of her power. The entire REASON that they could become the Lord of Shades in the first place and WHY they achieved that metamorphasis was for the love of their family- and for a vengence long-overdue, to say 'enough, enough!' and end the torment that plagued their kind for so long for no other reason than the selfishness of other gods. Dream No More was a beautiful ending that encapsulated the vessels finally getting peace, but I love the Embrace the Void ending because to me it feels like Ghost (and the other vessels) are reclaiming what was rightfully theirs, by force, from the entities who subjugated them for so long, and taking their rightful place as the major god of Hallownest- a birthright stolen from them by the Radiance, and denied to them by the Pale Gods.

(Also you can very easily imagine the LOS as Ghost being essentially a streamer with the other vessels being their chat and I love that sm. The-Many-Who-Are-One. My beloveds)

So yeah, that's why I'm the Shade Lord apologist. I fucking love them. 1000000/10 god

#hollow knight #the lord of shades #the hollow knight #anon #reply #[holds them gently] i would die for all of u #my adoration for them is partially why udsb has so much fuckin void sea metaphors and shit going on

[cookie-de-baunilha]

Most people agree that John should move on with his life, let go of Jamie and find happiness in a real relationship. But there are some takes on this subject that really piss me off.

I’m sorry but “oh I know John will never love someone like/more than he loves Jamie, but I really wish he could find a great guy and have a nice relationship with him!!” is not the good argument that you think it is.

That’s not getting over Jamie, that’s settling for second best. Well, he can’t have Jamie, poor thing! So he will have to take someone else who he won’t love as much as he loves Jamie but at least he will have someone to cuddle with at night 🥺

Why can’t John actually get over Jamie?? Why should he settle for the second best? Worse, why should his partner accept being the second choice??

I damn well don’t want John loving someone else like he loves Jamie because that shit is completely unhealthy imo, but I know that’s not what people mean.

Jamie being the superior god-like man that everyone is in love with/is attracted to/wants to fuck is kinda ridiculous imho, but I understand the appeal that a character like that has for the audience of a romance book/show. But to put Jamie so high up in a pedestal and to think that John should be forever in love with him and not ever get over him because oh lord nothing is comparable to King-of-Men-Jamie is… a choice.

Listen. I know that’s on Diana. She is the one who wrote John like this. But I wish people would be more critical of Diana’s writing of him instead of swallowing that shit up like it’s chocolate. Everyone knows how problematic the books can be regarding certain topics, this is just another one of these things.

Instead of accepting that John won’t ever get over Jamie/won’t ever love someone as much as he loves Jamie, you should be asking yourself: why is that Diana writes him like this? Why does she insist in the stereotypical cliché of the gay man having unrequited feelings for his straight best friend? Why can’t John truly move on and stop having romantic feelings for Jamie? Why should Jamie be John’s greatest love?

Outlander is essentially a romance (idgaf about what DG says). Love of all types is a running theme: not only romantic love, but the love that exists within family and friendship. And yes, there’s a lot of platonic/friendship kind of love between J/J.

But romantic love specifically has a huge role in this story. We have straight couples left and right in this series: Claire and Jamie, Bree and Roger, Fergus and Marsali, Ian and Rachel, Dottie and Denzell, Hal and Minnie, Jenny and Ian, hell, even Brian and Ellen are getting a spin-off.

So I’m sorry but it’s really freaking weird that, in the middle of all this, people say that John (the character with his own book series and one of the main POV characters in the main series, mind you) won’t ever be able to love someone like he loves Jamie, or more than he loves Jamie. It’s really freaking weird that people say that John has to settle with second best — because that’s essentially what’s being said every time someone says that John won’t ever love someone like he loves Jamie but he should find someone else to be in a relationship with anyway.

All of that for what? Keep the cliché of the gay dude in love with his straight best friend and who never moves on? C’mon now. Don’t piss me off.

#it’s almost like some john fans don’t want to see him in a happy relationship at all #bc what’s up with this insistence on keeping john in love with jamie even in a relationship with someone else?? #i need y’all to bffr #like this is not an attack on j/j shippers #mostly bc most of them actually want john to move on in canon lol #but i see ppl that don’t even ship j/j saying this which makes 0 sense to me #like if you actually want to see john moving on with his life then why you wanna keep him in love with jamie? #again i’m talking about canon #outlander #outlander meta #lord john grey #john grey #jamie fraser #james fraser #anti diana gabaldon #lgbtq+ #lgbtq representation #lgbtq representation in media

[hermitcraftx]

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[swashbucklery]

Okay look I'm trying to be chill about the space whales I am not chill about the space whales but if you would like to read about my many space whale grievances feel free they are various and numerous. If not, don't click on the readmore!

Because like. Fine. You have megafauna. Fine.

Okay let's say you have megafauna. They're big! It's cool! Let me tell you a secret: the reason megafauna work in water is because water is buoyant. This helps with your gravity-mass problem, because if you have gravity then it is hard to be big and not be weighed down.

If you are in the sky you have this problem even worse! You need less mass even than in the ocean, because your ocean is now uh made of air so you should in fact be lighter which means being a megafauna is like - scientifically problematic but like whatever. whatever!!!

i'll even handwave the gas exchange FINE like yes gas exchange relies on atmospheric pressure gradients and the larger you are the more critical this is but I'm being generous so sure this is a lighter than air megafauna that breathes something, somehow (or doesn't) and eats. . .sky. . .plankton? FUCK IT. SURE. WHATEVER.

And it can survive in the vacuum of space sure so its body tissues must be designed to function optimally in a zero-pressure environment sure fuck it yeah. And actually that explains the megafauna piece because you don't have to worry about gravity, maybe they eat Space Plankton now idgaf.

BUT THEN BUT THEN they are in the atmosphere of a planet and we know this because Ahsoka isn't wearing a goddamn space suit when she ~communes with the whales~ therefore our vacuum megafauna can also survive with a) gravity and b) atmosphere. SURE. OKAY!! FINE!!

How do they do this I don't know maybe they're capable of somehow altering their body chemistry such that they can function in both pressurized and depressurized environments. Maybe somehow they have a swim bladder made of. . .idk helium? Maybe they're giant whale zeppelins, sure, fine, sure.

Oh they have tentacles of course

Oh they have glowing butt lights of course

Oh of course their rear parts are hyperdrive engines. THE WHALE SQUID TENTACLES ARE HIDING A HYPERDRIVE THEY HAVE AN ORGAN MEANT TO SIMULATE FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL AND IT'S IN THEIR BUTT

WHERE ARE THEIR ANUSES DAVE FILONI ARE THEY INSIDE THE HYPERDRIVE DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT?? WHAT DO THEY DO WITH ALL OF THE SPACE PLANKTON THEY HAVE EATEN

DON'T @ ME BEING LIKE OH THEY EAT BIRDS THEY HAVE BALEEN THEY ARE FILTER FEEDERS

How do the delicate bodies made for both gravity and not gravity and also the atmosphere and also the vacuum of space then survive the sheer force dynamics of hyperspace WHATEVER. WHO GIVES A SHIT. SPACE WHALES ARE COOL!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!

I need to lie down. i need to lie down. Send me to the seaside for my health oh my god.

#see if you'd given me #some dumb baby lesbians #like jingling keys in front of an angry dog #i could have ignored the space whales #really dave you've brought this on yourself #grouchy aunt j's superhero science corner #ahsoka spoilers #go see a star war #trying not to tag this because i don't want someone to um actually me but oh my godddddddd

[moistvonlipwig]

3, 12, 18, and 19 for teen wolf (no worries if you want to pass on any of them)?

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr

oh see now this question is impossible because teen wolf fandom is capable of producing bad takes that other fandoms can only dream of. "scott helping align a dog's broken leg in his capacity as an assistant vet tech is animal abuse." "stalia is problematic because malia is 45 in coyote years." "scott violated/raped derek" (re: a scene in which scott is forced under duress to make derek bite gerard, which derek only objected to because he did not know about scott's secret plan). "stiles is the only one who ever respected derek." "scott has been narrating the entire show to make himself look better." "deaton is shady and evil." "scott abused jackson" (a real thing someone sent to my inbox). even jeff davis got in on it with "kira's story didn't have anything left to explore." however despite stiff competition i do think we have to give this award to "scott is a werewolf colonizer" because there is something so special about accusing a mexican boy of colonizing the culture of white people who are living in california. and also because it is so so funny to say.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

hm. i don't know if i like any characters who are unpopular within the fandom circles i travel in. like certainly scott is unpopular with the fandom at large, we know this, but i don't travel in those circles so. idk. i guess i think victoria argent is interesting? imo after allison she's the most compelling argent. i think killing yourself rather than becoming a werewolf shows a kind of commitment to one's ideology that automatically makes a character interesting. i don't know what the popular opinion on victoria argent is but that's my take.

18. it’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

see again i could point to fandom at large for this but frankly fandom at large sleeps on anything that isn't sterek or steter so i could say anything and it would be true. so my actual answer is that i think more people should ship theo/mason. i get why sceo is popular but i don't know why thiam is so big when...thason? meo? (personally i am voting for meo as a ship name because it looks like meow. however i am willing to be overruled.)...is right there. one of my actual most unpopular opinions is idgaf about morey because i couldn't care less about corey. i don't even know that boy's last name. he's nothing to me. but theo/mason??? both of them experimented on by the dread doctors, one of them 'evil' and the other 'good' (too 'good' to be traumatized, if you ask jeff davis, which is why you should never ask jeff davis), one of them so compassionate and caring, the other callous and lacking empathy, on opposite sides of the fight, yet both bound by the same trauma, and both deep inside wanting to help? look i'm not a big m/m shipper so i'm not gonna write the fic but SOMEONE should write the fic. is what i'm saying.

19. you’re mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like…

disclaimer i am not ashamed of liking anything because, to paraphrase the great cordelia chase, shame is not something to be proud of. however i am a little mad that stiles and derek genuinely have such a fun relationship. i do actually wish they had more scenes together and i would happily watch an entire episode that was just the two of them on a buddy cop roadtrip and if people wrote more platonic fic of them with their canon personalities being forced into Situations together then i Would read it. i don't ship them because it's not my cup of tea shipping-wise and i think fanon sterek is nothing like canon sterek and is deeply uninteresting but in the year 2024 i must confess that canon stiles & derek did make some points.

#please imagine canon stiles and derek being forced to fake date #and then at the end of it they're like wow i actually like and respect you even less than i did going in #hate wins <3 #the bite is a gift #spikeface

[sassyfrassboss]

However, it is said that Charles Spencer saw right through her from the get go and when he was asked if she could use the tiara he refused.

Harry says in Spare that his mother’s family offered Meghan the Spencer tiara. Obviously I don’t know if Harry is just being delusional, but it’s completey possible it’s true. Look, I don’t trust the Spencers. No point in acting like they disagree of what Harry is doing. Harry thanked them in Spare. They probably are Team Harry idgaf. Also they probably even enjoy the attention. Bringing back the Spencer tiara would give the Spencers publicity, more Althorp visitors. Charles Spencer was also tweeting in defense of Harry when he went to court for one of his lawsuits, even replied to someone who was insinuating that Harry is still in love with Chelsy and told that person to fuck off or whatever. Idk why you all feel the need to make it seem like Charles Spencer and Meghan don’t get along. Charles Spencer had always been problematic af. If they aren’t actively team harry, at the very least they probably are just removing themselves from the friction and just don’t care but they obviously are supportive of Harry in some way.

Cool...cause everything in Spare was 100% factual. Gotcha.

[mermaidsirennikita]

I was just on Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland and thought, “a pirate romance would be great right about now.” Any recs? Thank you!

I dooo--these aren't really true-blue Golden Age of Piracy PIRATE PIRATE recs because a lot of those are *quite* old and *quite* problematic even by my standards... And I mean, that era of piracy is kind of inherently rough because piracy like, directly intersected with the slave trade, among other things, etc.

If you're open to something more magical and whimsical, I would absolutely recommend India Holton's The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels and The League of Gentlewoman Witches. They're set in a Victorian world populated by thieves and witches and pirates who fly like, airships. They're SO funny and sexy and romantic, but they still hav stakes, too. I actually find the heroes of both books very piratey. One is like, a charmer sort of like, borderline himbo, and the other is one of the slickest heroes I've ever read. Both are great, Gentlewoman Witches edges out the first for me juuust a little because of how the sex in that one works. She's just like "I am very stressed" and he's like "I have a solution". At one point they're just jacking/fingering each other while steering the ship lmao.

Scandalous Desires by Elizabeth Hoyt OF COURSE. Charming Mickey O'Connor (one of the greatest hero names of all time sorry) is a river pirate. He's very successful, very dangerous, and has an incredibly OTT accent that Elizabeth Hoyt sells because it's Elizabeth Hoyt and she can sell almost anything. His heroine is a Quaker widow who ends up trapped on his ship because he, GET THIS, left his bastard infant daughter on her orphanage doorstep, and a year later, after she's fallen in love with this baby, shows up like "SO YEAH WE'RE IN DANGER AND I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE USING SHIT AGAINST ME SO I WANT THAT BABY BACK EVEN THO IDGAF ABOUT IT". And Silence is like well if you're taking the baby you're taking ME too. And so he does.

The Hawk by Monica McCarty has a medieval hero who's like, a lord and shit, but also very much a self-acknowledged pirate. He's always swimming naked and using his piratical ways to do spy shit for Robert the Bruce. His heroine is an uptight Irish noblewoman he literally fishes out of the sea. This is indeed the "they fuck on a raft in the middle of a storm because the storm makes her anxious" book.

How to Tame a Wild Rogue by Julie Anne Long has a hero who's a privateer, which is BASICALLY THE SAME THING LBR. The action doesn't really take place on the ship, because he and the heroine end up in the same room at this boarding house during a once in a lifetime storm (it's like a bottle episode romance, it's really fascinating) but he's still got that pirate charm. She's a spinster and has kinda missed out on life. At one point they play this weird old-timey game to pass the time and it gets oddly sexual, which is such a Julie Anne Long thing.

Shadowheart by Laura Kinsale. Allegreto is, while also being an assassin and political mover and shaker, a pirate on the side. Part of the book does take place on a ship, I believe, and the interesting thing is that it also takes place, in part, in VENICE, so you get the whole canal life. Allegreto is legit crazy. TW: noncon for the first encounter, one of those forced consummation things because he needs the heroine to marry him as a part of his Evil Plot.

(Sidebar: I always find this scene so interesting, because it is very obviously noncon, but in a way that I think is period-accurate she sort of is like more mad about her virginity being gone? Because she needs that for marital and political reasons? And she also realizes that he SUPER got off on her biting him, and he's shaken because she really wasn't supposed to know that he was into that, and SHE begins to connect the dotes re: his sexual inclinations, in that he wants her to dominate him, which is a major weakness of his.)

Lord of Temptation by Lorraine Heath. The hero's brother basically sold him--he was willing--to piratey types when they were young teens because they were on the run from their evil uncle. So he grew up and became this well known captain/pirate. Now he's sort of integrated back into polite society, but he doesn't want it, so he goes out to sea and ends up escorting the heroine when she's on the way to see her fiancee. Cue sex on a boat. This one is really fun because it gives major ILLICIT AFFAIRS.

Any Duke in a Storm by Amalie Howard. Arguably the most traditional piratey one here. The heroine is actually a spy, but she has this pirate identity and is very cold and fierce. The hero (who naturally is both piratey and a duke) becomes her first mate (or something like that) and she actually thinks he's a part of the illegal operation she's trying to bust. HOWEVER, things get complicated because he's wildly attracted to her and trying to get into her pants. There is indeed a fight where she ends up on top of him and realizes he's massively hard and there are like 12 pirates watching.

#romance novel blogging #romance novels #book recs

[berry-loves-yandere]

Ok do you write for nonbinary readers? If so can you write the characters reacting to them coming out? But for Will they can be masc nonbinary and for Robin fem nonbinary

OFC!! <3

Yandere Stranger things react to their darling coming out at NB:

Characters: Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Eleven (Jane) Hopper, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, Nancy Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers, Billy Hargrove, Robin Buckley, Eddie Munson, Chrissy Cunningham, Jason Carver, Gareth Emerson, Jim Hopper, Joyce Byers, 001/Henry Creel/Peter Ballard

warnings: transphobia

Mike Wheeler:

Mike would have zero clue what that was, so his darling would have to explain it to him.

He'd probably be supportive and won't tell anyone.

But he'd also be bursting at the seams with joy because you chose to tell him as your first person to come out to.

Will Byers:

He wouldn't judge you at all, he'd be pretty supportive and hope you're into guys at least so that way he has a shot with you.

Eleven (Jane) Hopper:

Poor baby would be so confused, she only learned who to properly speak a little while ago so you'd have to explain it in simple terms.

Like saying "I'm not a boy or a girl"

And she would probably be fine with it and not care at all.

Lucas Sinclair:

Very confused but would be like "Okay. Whatever makes you happy."

And like Mike, would be happy that you confided in him.

Max Mayfield:

Idgaf, I love you anyways.

Simple reaction.

Nancy Wheeler:

Nancy would probably already know what that was and be pretty supportive, you are her precious darling after all.

Steve Harrington:

This man barely understood what Robin meant during the bathroom scene, so you’d have to tell him more about it.

He’d probably be okay with it but still super confused.

Jonathan Byers:

His younger brother is gay and Jonathan knows it, so he’d be pretty okay with it and season 4 Jonathan would be too stoned to care.

Billy Hargrove:

This mf would call you so many fucking slurs.

Like he’s the most problematic piece of shit and he wouldn’t care that you’re his darling, he’d still call you slurs.

Robin Buckley:

 She’s a closeted lesbian, I don’t think it would matter to her but she’d be glad you confided in her.

Eddie Munson:

He’d probably call you a slur at first in a joking manner then apologize once he realizes you’re serious and on the verge of tears.

Chrissy Cunningham:

She’d make sure that no one knows unless you’re comfortable with that.

She’d only use gender neutral terms to compliment you.

Jason Carver:

He’d call you quite a few slurs before deciding to maybe tone it down since you are his cute little darling.

Gareth Emerson:

He’d be pretty chill with it and was glad you confided something like that with him since it takes a lot of bravery (which he admires).

Jim Hopper:

Doesn’t really care about LGBTQ+ stuff but would be fine with it.

Joyce Byers:

Super sweet, total trans ally.

Always making sure you're comfortable.

001/Henry Creel/Peter Ballard:

“I really don’t care.”

He obsesses  loves you so it doesn’t matter to him, world domination and your heart however, are a completely different story.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere stranger things #yandere stranger things x reader #yandere mike wheeler #yandere will byers #yandere lucas sinclair #yandere max mayfield #yandere nancy wheeler #yandere steve harrington #yandere jonathan byers #yandere billy hargrove #yandere robin buckley #yandere eddie munson #yandere chrissy cunningham #yandere jason carver #yandere gareth emerson #yandere jim hopper #yandere joyce byers #yandere 001 #yandere henry creel #yandere peter ballard #yandere mike wheeler x reader #yandere will byers x reader #yandere lucas sinclair x reader #yandere max mayfield x reader #yandere nancy wheeler x reader #yandere steve harrington x reader #yandere jonathan byers x reader #yandere billy hargrove x reader

[somethingoriginal127]

i want to have a rant about the most unimportant thing in the world (this is going to be kind long so do what you will.)

what is with that trend that was happening where everyone started pretending we misinterpreted television show characters when really you just refuse to say you like a problematic character/ship??

i since her debut have LOVED sharpay evans to the moon and back. she’s pretty, she’s flashy, she’s fun, she is the drama. however, you are not going to convince me gabriella was the true villain of hsm and not her. like genuinely what are you people talking about she tried to steal troy for shits and giggles and was literally just jealous of gabriella because she didn’t try and still got picked. just because you feel bad for sharpay doesn’t mean she didn’t treat gabriella like shit unprovoked hello?? you’re still allowed to say you liked her?😭it’s not that serious.

NEXT idgaf how toxic they may have been down the line whatever you did not like dean and alex more than mason and alex. you. are. a. liar. dean was NOT better boyfriend. everytime i see someone say mason was so incredibly toxic and she should’ve just stayed with dean 4 of my brain cells shrivel up and die. (couldn’t even find a dean gif bc that’s how little he spoke to alex)

mason acted a fool TWICE in that relationship and they dated a long ass time and i know you don’t remember why her and dean broke up, let me spread the news: HE PAYED NO ATTENTION TO HER THEY WERE BARELY DATING😭

he treated her like a homie, didn’t prioritize her and they basically .. weren’t a couple. do you know who can relate to that? IDK BUT ITS NOT MASON GREYBACK🙄

how are you guys forgetting that the cuntiest disney protagonist who has never demanded anything less than princess treatment since her debut had a boyfriend who couldn’t deliver broke up with him immediately and made the next bf obsessed. put some respect on her name ?? it’s her whole brand ?? alex only hangs out w mfs who will wait on her hand and foot and reinforce her selfish behavior! duh! (she’s my favorite disney channel character of all time btw like raised me from the ground up)

now he (mason) did fuck up with the juliet thing (but that was like kind of a supernatural reflex thing) and being a flake in the end when he was mad at alex but i’m sorry dean was not even almost a better boyfriend than him. the only reason you’ve deluded yourself into thinking so is because someone on the internet said so and because you can’t remember a single dean and alex fight (the reason you can’t is because they didn’t talk to each other)

next : beck was not more toxic jade sorry idgaf. he was slightly too friendly with other girls but i would be too if my girlfriend made me that miserable like she was so so so evil to him all the time.

tori also did not have jade’s bullying coming jade like always was mean to her unprovoked. you can’t change the narrative just because you hate tori and love jade?

doesn’t matter to me though i loved beck and jade even though they were toxic. 8 year old me thought they were so entertaining.

^i thought this was peak romance idk

those are my hot takes that weren’t considered hot takes a decade ago. ty for reading if you did so. <3

#victorious #beck and jade #jade west #beck oliver #tori vega #alex russo #wowp #wizards of waverly place #mason greyback #mason and alex #alex and mason #disney channel #nickelodeon #hot takes #sharpay evans #hsm #high school musical #gabriella montez #i saw so many #SO many #tiktoks #about these opinions #like sorry you’re wrong

[mogai-sunflowers]

i wasnt bait asking i seen someone who's voldermortkin and trans , just liking hp is transphobic so imagine if their kintype is hp? how someone can be trans and liking hp??

they deserve harassment theyre not valid

I don’t know how to break it to you but the simple act of liking a problematic media does not make you bad. there’s a shit ton of people who LIKE hp but refuse to support it or it’s creator because they care more about trans ppl, poc, and Jewish people than their like of a certain media. I have no interest in shitting on people for liking problematic media. by that logic, I’m a fascist for liking a few shows that have cop characters even though I have an articulated plan for how to get involved in abolition in my future. liking media is truly irrelevant to morality. there is a major fucking difference between liking a media, and blatantly and unwaveringly supporting it or its bad creator. idgaf if you like hp or parts of it and if you’re kin from that universe, just don’t be a dipshit by actually investing in it and ignoring it’s obvious flaws. My sister loves Harry Potter and she would be the person who would take me in in a heartbeat if something ever happened to me because I’m not cis. Equating liking a media to someone’s entire morality is so fucking simplistic and weird. Plus, I still don’t think people deserve to be bullied. So we have a fundamental difference in our views anon. Take a breather and realize that not everyone is secretly some horrible bigot who needs to be harassed to the end of the earth.

#🌌when the stars align ; reigns rambles🌌 #tw discourse #tw hp #tw harry potter #I won’t answer any more asks about this btw if you don’t like my views on it that’s fine you can block and move on

[leolaroot]

[taehyungfirst]

Gd publically liking jendr*gon posts, liking her pics, going to bp concert, them staying in la at the same time. Etc.

Blinks: *crickets* 😴😴

Tae existing and never acknowledging that woman once

Blinks: why isn’t he claiming my fave, they must be dating

Like ik tae is gorgeous and everyone want him for their fave but they one sided obsession is weird as hell, why do her fans view her so lowly to the point they link her with a man who never ever claimed her, thinking calling him a coward is gonna help make it real, when all it’s going is making her seem desperate, there’s a reason all the t*nnie proof is also one sided bc tae has never intentionally linked himself with her, like free him please, even in military they won’t leave him alone.

This is easy because they like Tae and they wanna brag that she bagged a fine man, this is why they never claim GD because he’s problematic and ugly (all tea all shade).

They think she’s an idgaf queen but when you tell them she was acting desperate for attention they will start crying and saying “she doesn’t need it”. She clearly does, without him her career would’ve been over at the first the idol ep.

#why do they think she’s back in variety show exactly? 😭 #ask #cult talk