#idiot in lust

[thesesmalldelights]

On bad days, just remember that Ox Matheson walked into a house when he saw Joe come out of the forest in nothing but tiny, low-slung shorts. Guaranteed smile on your face!

#green creek series #green creek #Wolfsong #ox matheson #joe bennett #bennett pack #pack pack pack #idiot in love #idiot in lust #mate #werewolf #tj klune #gay werewolves #are the best #comfort read

[captainvulcant]

Everyone's always going on about Crowley/David Tennant being the slutty one with his slutty little walk and his slutty and unusual little relationship with furniture but no one talks about slutty Aziraphale/Michael Sheen and his slutty little expressions every time he looks at Crowley, the harlot

Michael Sheen is a master of micro-expressions and knew what he was doing.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale #listen the lust and longing oozes from aziraphale more than crowley imo who is more understated #how this idiot angel has managed to refuse to go away with crowley not once but TWICE when he looks at him like this i will never know #someone get this man a mirror #he's embarassing himself #anyway thoughts and prayers for crowley who probably thought all this nonsense was overcome in season 1 like the rest of us

[mblue-art]

from this fksjdfkfgb

#suggestive #lust!sans #lavender #skelesona #indigo #mblue art #shitpost #LN #(tagging it suggestive Just to be sure!!) #yeah um. what else do i say abt this HSBDJHSBD #my comfort ship is half Lust Sans ofc theyre going to be idiots and try out the (worse?) challenge #'hey sweetheart what's your limit?' - 'Uh-' - 'let's /test/ it' - 'WHAT' - ':)' #how bad can one month be /j #sorry for the suggestive content it will happen again

[captain-grammar]

flirt with you besties with the shameless abandon of larry rickard flirting with the rest of Them There

#hype them #lust after them even #do it #laurence rickard #larry rickard #them there #six idiots

[infraredss]

a girl will do/say the most dorky, silly or stupid thing in the world and I will be like ooaoaoaogghhhhhh. make out with m ee

#tell any stories u have in the reblogs/comments/tags #lesbian #wlw #shitpost #lgbtq #i think im the main idiot in any relationship #once with my ex partner i messaged them one day with “WAIT IS HE CALLED SONIC BC. SUPER SONIC SPEEDS” #and all they responded to me with was “charlie...” #on the other side of this any girl or lesbian or nonbinary with the stupidest as fuck sense of humour will make me go feral #someone I know hid rubber ducks around a school and shoots bugs with nerf guns and i was overcome with lust #my ex's name on any game is something like Swagmaster or Robux Giftcard #one of my friends who i am attracted to pretends that im their yaoi uke #basically i think I'm drawn to the most dumbass abysmal senses of humour imaginable

[jezunya]

Angels can sense love (and other virtues), while demons can sense lust (and other vices).

Early on, Crowley can sense Aziraphale's little spikes of lust towards him, and he maybe thinks a time or two about tempting the angel into a serious sin, maybe even something worth falling over...? But he also genuinely likes Aziraphale, more and more each time they meet, and so he holds back. Gets him to try some human food and think a little independently from Heaven's company line. Calls it a win just to have someone to talk to, to have someone who understands even a little, and even more a win when he gets Aziraphale to relax and enjoy himself once in a while.

And then, of course, that sense of lustful, covetous desire coming from the angel wanes and eventually vanishes altogether. Oh, he still senses it occasionally, especially when it comes to acquiring a particularly rare manuscript. But it's never directed towards Crowley anymore, hasn't been for decades, maybe even centuries if he thinks about it.

It's not disappointing. Not really. He wouldn't want to tempt Aziraphale into anything that could actually be harmful to him, after all. Hasn't wanted to do that since sometime back in the Old Testament times, to be honest. It was just... nice? (Ugh.) To know he was wanted, at least in that way. And now that's gone, apparently, Aziraphale's physical desire for him having cooled as they've become friends over the millennia.

(He's still got it, though, if his success inspiring lust and envy in humans when a job requires it is anything to go by. Just can't inspire it anymore in the one being he'd be particularly interested in exploring it with...)

What a shock it is, then, when Aziraphale asks quite desperately one day, after they're finished with Heaven and Hell and their attempts to wipe the Earth from existence, if he can make love to Crowley -- but then also rushes to assure Crowley that it's alright if the answer is no! That what they have now is absolutely perfect! It's only that Crowley is so beautiful, and Aziraphale feels he's half gone out of his mind at times through the long centuries trying to ignore how distractingly much he simply wants to touch him, hold him, caress him... And now that they're here, together, and trying to be honest with each other, trying for open communication, Aziraphale doesn't want to keep this to himself any longer, wants it all out in the open and to know Crowley's thoughts on the matter so that he shall know how to act going forward. It's an excited, blundering, mess of a confession, ending on a stiff-upper-lip determination that most people think is so very English but don't know that Aziraphale actually invented it and that the Brits have just been following his lead all this time.

And Crowley has no idea how to respond, questions getting caught in his throat, tangled around his forked tongue. Because, what? What?!

He watches his angel's face start to crumble as he struggles, and finally his protests take shape: He could sense when Aziraphale stopped wanting him like that! It's been years and years and years! Without a single whiff off lust coming off Aziraphale when he looks at Crowley!

Which, Aziraphale replies, is simply not possible. Because, honestly, he's only come to desire Crowley more over the years: sensually and sexually, yes, but also as a friend and confidante, also romantically. Tenderly. He quite desires Crowley in every way it is possible to do, he thinks.

And really, Aziraphale goes on, feathers a little ruffled now, Crowley needn't pretend or make excuses -- if he doesn't want to be with Aziraphale in that way, he will absolutely respect that. There's no reason to pretend he can't sense how Aziraphale feels, just as Aziraphale has been able to feel Crowley's love for him growing, starting with those bits of affection and interest all the way back in Eden, through to the very purest, most all-encompassing love he's been able to sense from him these last few years, after everything.

But demons can't sense love, Crowley has to remind him a bit tetchily, only vices! Things that lead to sin and degradation and unhappiness! So it's not actually the same at all!

And then he watches Aziraphale make a pretty perfect Shocked Pikachu Face, not that the angel would understand the reference if he told him.

But Aziraphale starts to smile after a moment, even if his eyes are shining with tears at the same time, and the angel breathes that it's not a vice to wish to be close to someone whom you love, and whom you know loves you in return.

The penny drops.

Aziraphale never stopped wanting him -- he just also started loving Crowley at some point.

#aziracrow #good omens #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #this has surely been done before #not actually my usual headcanon but I had this thought #about them both thinking the other wasn't interested in sex even once they're together in most other ways #aziraphale bc crowley hasn't made a move and crowley bc he doesn't sense (sinful) lust from az anymore #...this is such a weird concept for me as an atheist. but this is the sandbox I have decided to make a home in lol #anyway #they have one braincell between them #but every now and then they might actually resolve some of their idiot issues #idk if I'll ever have the energy to actually write this into a real scene with like ~dialogue~ #so have this little bit of ficcish writing anyway #my writing #my fics #fanfiction #short fiction #queer fiction #this needs more of an ending :P

[nonightingales01]

Ya know I’m sat here thinking and remember when Aziraphale was tempted by Crowley to eat the Ox rib and he took it very gently and looked disgusted then realized he actually very much enjoyed it and just dove right in? He got one taste of human food and now CRAVES it constantly.

This is important because-

It’s been confirmed the look of “disgust” on his face after the kiss was because he wanted it to happen again, he CRAVED for it to happen again. “do it again please do it again.” He was disgusted by his “lust” and longing for Crowley.

Now you might be wondering where I’m going with this and just think about it-

Aziraphale is a glutton. Aziraphale gets one simple taste and then can’t “live” without it.

Food. Wine. Music.

Now he’s tasted Crowley…

We all saw what he did to that Ox rib which was his first temptation, just imagine what that glutton of an angel is going to do to next he sees his demon.

#aziracrow kiss #temptation #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #good omens #forbidden lust #poor crowley #ineffable spouses #neil gaiman #get a room #Ifearforcrowley #Aziraphaleisgoingtotearcrowleyapart

[radiosummons]

Yeah, I do actually plan on eventually doing a lengthy comparison post (if not multiple posts, let's be honest) between the Trigun manga, the 90s Trigun anime and Trigun Stampede, but I feel like this could serve as a simpler version/funnier take:

OG!Wolfwood would have flirted with and bent Stampede!Vash over the nearest table the first second he got.

Stampede!Wolfwood would have fucking combusted on the spot and hissed like a feral cat if OG!Vash told him he looked cute.

#trigun stampede #og trigun #trigun wolfwood #trigun stampede wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #vash #vash the stampede #trigun vash #i said what i said #i like both #i just think it's funny #that og wolfwood #isn't a fucking coward #about his #let's say not so secret #homosexual lust #for one traumatized idiot twink #radio queue

[respectthepetty]

Dirty Laundry gets that people who were raised on soap operas and telenovelas are built different.

We will not hesitant to slap you. Repeatedly. Time and place does not matter.

It also understands that Nanon is very pretty.

Appreciated.

#dirty laundry #for a show about criminal activities‚ it involves a lot of singing #like A LOT of singing #And it's all bad singing #Watching the Midnight Series as I wait for Moonlight Chicken #And falling in lust with Neon x Night because they are both unhinged idiots #That money is already gone and spent how long it's taking them to solve this case #I just need the Judo and Doi connection to be real #episode 3

[italic-doing-random-shit]

I missed the bus to soccer so here’s an Idol!Lust I doodled in class

Idol Au by @zucchichat

Idol!Lust by me (unless someone else has a design as well)

((God fucking damnit I’m a simp))

#lust sans #idol lust #Idol au #im a fucking idiot I forgot where the bus was aaaaa #I be sitting in the office #Weeeeeeee

[tswwwit]

Did Bill not come to terms with his feelings for Dipper until he was forced to in Confessing It, or was it earlier in the series (even if he would never admit it)? Sorry if this is sorta implied, I’m not amazing with subtext. Rereading atm and I was curious lol

Actually, Bill (sort of) came to terms with having fallen for Dipper well before Dipper got his feelings sorted.

It's in Faking It chapter 15:

[Bill] glances up at Dipper. “You…. are the single worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I don’t say that lightly, you got no idea how old I am."

#answers #Bill still had a lot of struggling to do after that #But if you're looking for him accepting his feelings *this* was the moment #When Bill realized he'd fallen pretty far even though he couldn't make himself say or think the proper word yet #His thoughts on the matter are addressed in more detail in Chapter 9 of Hating It #Dipper liked Bill. Even when he was trapped and nearly powerless and in a shitty situation - Dip *still* respected and lusted after him #Not after position or power or wanting him to be different. Even knowing he wasn't remotely human!! He just wanted *Bill*. #And it goes BOTH ways #Dipper was most of the way there too but also trying REALLY HARD not to care about a demon at that point #Then a minute or so later Bill's cheering up attempt did the rest of the work #Dipper had stayed so strong. Fighting against this horrible yet compelling demonic force. No feelings here no sir it's a bad idea #And in the one moment he got weak. When he teared up. Bill got awkward and tried to perk *him* up #Both hilarious and relatable AND a moment where Dipper realized Bill actually in his own way cared about him #These idiots were never going to be able to resist someone who could see them at a truly low point and like them anyway #Confessing It is basically: Them Trying To Actually Talk: The Fic #They both already knew how the other felt #But actually Communicating about it like a functional couple was hard #All the very kinky smuts are canon btw #I like my absurd smut to have character development #And believe it or not #Amazingly they communicate well when both of them have the same fun goal in mind

[mblue-art]

still you, always you. 💙💜

#skelesona #lust!sans #indigo #lavender #LN #mblue art #happyyy anniv to my indulgent comfort shippp my absolute fav gays #god the yearning is off the Walls !! #ur honor they r So in LOVE!! #3 YEARS!!! 3 years with u idiots being loveydovey in my head smfh 😤/lh #(also drew this so i can have a new header/banner on twt lololol dkjfnfdjk)

[zenaidamacrouras1]

ZenaidaMacrouras1 Fic Masterlist Links to ao3 (all my works on ao3)

Stucky Fics!

Plastered - (59k words - E) (moodboard) Kidfic, catching feelings, Architect Steve and Engineer Bucky

Tension and Tonic (79k words - E) (moodboard) Catching feelings, Angst with a happy ending, Cellist Bucky and Artist Steve

Monoclonius (62k words - E) (moodboard) Kidfic, Sweet, sappy, wholesome lusting, Lobbyist Steve and Paleontologist Bucky

A Climb of Passion (32k words - E) (moodboard) Sweet, sappy, wholesome lusting, Climbing Gym Coach Steve and Recovering Bucky

Take Me Anywhere (3k words - E) (moodboard) Ballet Dancer Bucky and Graphic Designer Steve, Catching feelings, wholesome smut

Cruel Summer (2k words - E) (moodboard) Bucky has a summer job selling ice cream and Steve likes...ice cream

Pursued by Bear (20k words - E) (moodboard) (podfic!) Shakespearean Scholar Steve and Bodybuilder Bucky meet cute + lots of sonnets

Leaving Notes (200 words - E) (moodboard) 200 word ficlet where Sergeant Barnes and Doctor Rogers find a nice quiet on call room.

Backhoe (123,456 words- E) (moodboard) Artist Steve and Appalachian Prince Bucky. Come for the direct action chained to a backhoe meet-cute, stay for the sprawling southern gothic kidfic.

Lucky Screwdriver (6k words - E) (moodboard) Bucky is a very tired graduate student who has plumbing issues. Steve "fixes" his "plumbing" and also fixes his plumbing.

Unpredictable Synchronicity (115k words - M) (moodboard) Slowburn romantic comedy shrunkyclunks with civil rights attorney Bucky Barnes working on gender affirming healthcare and a mostly happy and well adjusted Steve Rogers as Captain America.

Chooser of the Punched (7k words - Gen) (moodboard) Valkyrie joins the Howling Commandos to punch some Nazis in WWII. It is a stretch to call it Stucky, but it's a bit Stucky, is the thing.

The Charming Man (65k - Explicit) (moodboard) Come for the mundane workplace banality, stay for the action, adventure, romance, cozy mornings doing the crossword puzzle in bed and long-suffering best friends.

Masquerade (5k - Explicit) (moodboard) Bucky just wants to hang out with the cheeseplate but he has a sexy hookup instead. Woops.

History of American Capitalism (85k- Explicit) (moodboard) Cute little college AU in which Steve is a small history major and Bucky is the ･✧∘* ✧･STAR QUARTERBACK･✧*∘✧･

RarePair:

Punched! (7500 words - E) (moodboard) The prompt was Steve and Valkyrie punch some Nazis: Modern Political AU. Prequel to Monoclonius.

Meta Stuff!

Writing Modern Steve Roger's Health Issues: A Compendium Deep thoughts on how Steve Rogers' MCU canon illnesses hold up in a modern setting.  

#Sweet #sappy #wholesome lusting #stucky au #stucky fanfic #wintershield #steve rogers x bucky barnes #idiots in love #bonky bornes #steeb #steeb and bucket

[anomalagous]

meeting you was no mistake    i say it even though i don’t believe in fate   didn’t think i’d ever see the things i want inside the one i need

#sciles #foreversciles #scott mcall #stiles stilinski #the boy with the machine gun mouth #the wolf who swallowed the sun #jaeger pilot boyfriends #pop punk au #here i am on my punk sciles bs again #a scribbly little gift for my darling #skittlestrash #for her birthday #our idiots in love #i mean lust #i mean both #my art

[vicdeangxo]

Måneskin posted on Tiktok | @ykaaarr

#* . ⊹ all this lust for just onе touch › victoria #* . ⊹ loud kids from the streets of rome › måneskin #// this killed me. my comfort idiots

[asexual-levia-tan]

if the late-dateables become dateable before the death of the og app i wonder what sin they'll be assigned

#wwaffles bein' an idiot #their glowsticks i mean #wwaffles plays o.m #i feel like mephi could be wrath envy or pride #likewise ralph could be wrath or envy. but i dont know him all that well #13 could! also be pride i supposed but more likely gluttony or lust