#if I'm about to introduce a 6 year old to the puppy I'm going to tell the kid to be gentle with it

[ay-chuu]

Precious hat boi+6 please? ♥️ it can be like Chuuya started to become so clumsy around y/n since the day he realized that he likes y/n

Thanks a lot for accepting my request, if you don't it's still fine. Have a nice day

Prompt 6: "how you survived this long by yourself"

A/N: I dont know why but, from the day i sent you a message, i always felt so sincere to you just by heart <3 So i really thought about your request a lot. Hope you'll like it love!

Warnings!: Storm Bringer spoi's! Reader is Chuuya's friend from 14 years old! Kinda bound by traumas-

Pairing: Chuuya x gn!reader

Souls are sometimes involuntarily attracted to each other.

The first time you met Chuuya, you saw him in the backyard of your school feeding a dog with his own lunch.

You were surprised. Because Chuuya was known as one of the punks of the school, -especially with the "Sheep" connection- so you watched him with a few seconds of shock.

When Chuuya noticed your gaze and turned his head quickly, the gentle expressions on his face quickly turned into aggressive and cold expression. You were so afraid of his facial expressions that you officially explained yourself like a reflex.

"S-sorry! I must have been blindsided in an instant!"

"Yes, I've noticed that too, you fool." and strangely enough, since he realized your innocence, he just stayed there, putting his hand in his pocket. As he stared at you with a cold gaze, you felt a cold sweat pouring out.

"You … You're Chuuya, right? Chuuya Nakahara."

“Yes. Who are you?"

And when you introduced yourself, you inwardly cursed your curiosity because you didn't really want him to recognize you. But well, the questions are mutual. Unless you're an information thief or something. And, oh, by the way, your ridiculous curiosity combined with your decency, you couldn't keep your mouth shut.

"The food you gave the dog, wasn't it your lunch? You're not hungry?"

As he said, "I don't care-" You both heard his stomach rumbling. And at that moment, maybe out of compassion, maybe because you wanted to get to know Chuuya, you said the only sentence that came to your mind.

"Would you like to share my lunch? I did a little too much bento today…" "Tch- as I was saying. I'm not hungry-"

"Please?" And with those sweet puppy eyes of yours, Chuuya only shrugged, cursing inwardly.

Well, the more you talked to him, the more you found out that he's not such a bad guy. He's a bit strange. Someone who likes to kick bad people's ass. -So at least that's how you interpreted it in your sentences.- He likes dogs. An idiot who choked because he talked while eating. And oh, finally, he's the leader of Sheep.

I mean, your future leader.

Love connects two souls that are attracted to each other. But it doesn't show that it's the feeling that does it.

Two souls who love each other want to take on the pain of the soul they love.

Dazai was watching from the sidelines, the "quiet" sparring of the Sheep leader and the vice leader. Oh man, it was ironic that you two didn't know about the betrayal that will soon happen.

"What do you mean, 'I'm working temporarily for Port Mafia' !?"

"I SWEAR IT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT BASTARD WITH THE BANDAGES-"

And… after about 30 minutes of discussion, Chuuya finally said that he wanted to go to Dazai and get out of this as soon as possible, AND NO, HE DEFINITELY WASN'T DOING THIS BECAUSE HIS BEST FRIEND WAS MADLY ANGRY AT HIM. HE'S THE LEADER OF THE GROUP, OKAY?!

So, yes. That's why he kept your work as short as possible even tough he rejects because Chuuya didn't want you to be offended by him. Because he was very attached to you.

So much so that he was willing to correct any trauma you had and add it to his own life. He would want you to get rid of a disgusting man like your father and not miss a sweet mother…

To be honest, until you two became close, he never understood that you had a shitty childhood until you told each other about your traumas. But then he realized that the puzzle pieces fit together. You were a quiet person. You loved cats. You hated fights(unlike him, anyways-)and you always tried to be as compliant as possible. And finally, you were a very good person. Reliable, loyal and kind��� And he knows that this world is hell for good people. While your friendship was developing, you trusted a guy like him, even going so far as to join his gang. He couldn't break your trust or even worry you. Because he knew it would be a betrayal, and he wouldn't do it if he died to someone like you who would never betray him.

Oh, he wished you weren't the only one who wouldn't betray him…

Even if they are experiencing the greatest pain in this world.

Sometimes love blinds two souls.

Chuuya had always wondered how time was able to give pains that went in the slowest way, in how fast a process.

Because the pain of betrayal was still like yesterday, and a whole year had passed since then. At least, he thought. God had taken pity on him and enabled him to overcome the pain of Sheep, whom he trusted so much, with the same confrontations as his closest friend. In other words, he wasn't alone. And Chuuya knew that's how you felt, too.

Maybe that's why you didn't mind him joining the Port Mafia. Because he's been getting over his pain since he joined, and look on the bright side! He had new friends!

And that's probably why, again, you didn't want to think about him being alone while you two were investigating his past.

But there were so many things you didn't know.

God always raises a dilemma in something. Because, sometimes that's how you learn about the good side of human feelings, but damn it, did he have to fall in love with you? And also, damn it again, why is it that since you realized this situation, he has become even more stupid, clumsy and made him look at you like crazy?

And the worst of it is, again, damn it, he would rather die than open up to you because he was madly afraid of losing you.

Nevertheless, he knew deep down that sooner or later youwould notice this, because he had been looking at you like he was going to eat you or somethning. I mean, it's not his fault, okay! You're so charming, you're good, and my god, you're loyal to him.Its your fault! He had to be a person without a brain or something to not fall in love with you. Of course, if he is a human…

Still, Chuuya was an idiot. Because if he could understand that you have so many feelings for him too, he wouldn't have to contract so much.

Although the love connection of two souls is visible to everyone.

Souls are what makes a person human.

Romantic or not, love is the strongest feeling that gives the soul the property of reason.

In the people you love, pain is pervasive. Because seeing a single tear of that person could have made you want to burn the world down. That's how valuable Chuuya was to you. You thought if only you could take some of his pain away from him and put it on yourself…

On your shoulder, with his head shaking slowly and trying to cry with silence, you were sure that you had to talk to him, but you didn't know where to start. Maybe you should have started by saying that it wasn't his fault that his friends died, and that they all died very happily from their bond to him? Or should you have told him that you were madly in love with her, that you would stay by his side for as long as you lived, and that when you were with his, you understood humanity more than anything else? Maybe you should have told me that those asshole scientists can't understand any emotion shit?

No. Surely the first things you should have said shouldn't have been the thorns that the root problem raised. You should have told him that there are more human than some scientist shit. Because the body born of the codes it was formed from was more alive than the body of most people in this world, according to you.

After all, only God gives the soul. It's not fucking science codes.

"…Chuuya?"

"…"

"How you survived this long by yourself?"

And fuck. Seriously, you caught him with that question. Looking at you with a puzzled and questioning face, he only said, "What?".

"I said, where do you get the motivation to live?"

"Does the answer to this question really matter? Because after the information just given, I think my answer is the most unnecessary."

"If you answer the question, you will understand that in fact it is the most valuable for you."

But he did not understand. What difference does it make to someone who was not born a human being for the purpose of living? Maybe even the pain he was feeling right now was coded… But.. Oh... when he thought about it, he thought that this is impossible, because he realized that he felt the same feelings as that bandaged bastard. And when he understood what you said, he pinched your hand to answer the question. He got nervous when he realized that you were holding hands at that moment.

"My feelings… I live for my feelings and the goals of my feelings." he was able to say while slowly blushing and swallowing. You just smiled at his reaction and smoothing his hair with your other hand. "Exactly, your body could be a clone. But your soul, feelings and thoughts are never encodings taken from your clone. DNA puts feelings in the body, but it is the soul that controls them. The soul makes a person human." You put your hand gently on his cheek. "What I'm saying to you is that if there is a being here who can be described as human, it's you and me. Because neither those asshole scientists have a soul as great as yours, nor those who contribute to it, do you understand?"

And he understood.He began to tremble with the relief that came to his body with understanding the only thing he needed to understand at that moment. He was a human. He felt, he understood, and he was suffering. He loved you. He was definitely a human being…

"I…"

"I'm in love with you, Chuuya."

With your confession, he looked at you in shock as his pupils shrank.

"I'm too much in love with you… I wish i could erase everything that has been done to you, I wish i could take your pain away from you. But the only thing I can do for you is to be able to have feelings for you while staying with you until the end of my time. I'm sorry… I never saw my father as a family, and since my mother died, you are the only thing that can be called my family. So please, stop feeling sorry for things that happened in the past. Pity the heart of someone like you." towards the very last parts, you finished your speech, feeling that your voice was trembling.

As Chuuya grasped your words, he felt like the stupidest person in the world. Because the way he treated you, you treated him the same way. In other words, as much as he was in love with you, you were just as much in love with him. You were right. His suffering would never go away, it would not diminish even if shared, and he would not be able to change his past. But... just as he could face every pain, he had to learn to erase it. Because that's how humans learned about life. Live, comprehend, learn and erase the pain. And he was a human.

He promised himself at that moment, that from now on he would not have a single thing to hide from you, that is, from his true family and love. He would protect you until the end of your time, and he would always take care of you, just like you did him. At that moment, he thought a lot about whether you are human or not. He thinks you are an angel. Just an angel specially given to him, and he wanted to be angry with himself for not realizing it wisely before.

"You're right, I can never reduce my pain, but i can erase it after I've lived through as much as I need to live from it. Because a human learns with pain."

He took both of your hands and as he slowly leaned forward and kissed your lips, he was glad that the first kiss happened at such a beautiful moment.

"I don't know what will happen in the future. But with you by my side, i don't feel scared anymore, because when i'm with you, i can overcome everything. The only thing i'm afraid of is losing you… I don't know how to express my love for you. I love you. I hope that my fear is unnecessary, because you are always so strong, my love." And as he hugged you tight, you noticed that you were both crying.

Souls mature with feelings. And as the souls mature, the being called "human" reflects its own definition more and more every day.

Souls overcome what they cannot overcome, by connecting with each other. Because romantic or not, love is strong enough to overcome human greatest pain.

#chuuya #chuuya fluff #chuuya nakahara #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara x reader #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd fluff #chuuya nakahara fluff #chuuyabsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya x reader #by.aychu

[saint-starflicker]

Spring Awakening Fandom Tag

(By @winter-asleepening )

1. How were you introduced to the show?

2007(?) OBC sountrack on compact disk gift from a friend.

2. Seen a production live?

My honest answer is going to get me in trouble around Question 17, isn't it.

3. Dream role/character you relate to most

Ilse Neumann.

4. Favorite male character

Moritz.

5. Favorite female character

Ilse. Is that redundant with Question 3? Martha, then.

6. Deaf West Revival or Original Broadway Cast?

The OBC soundtrack got me through a very rough time in my life, but as far as the cast goes I'm going to say the Deaf West revival cast. I'm glad it was revived, I'm glad that cast is cast in that cast, and I'm glad they're the introduction for a new generation of Guilty Ones.

7. Favorite song

I love them all equally.

8. Least favorite song

...I don't care for Mirror Blue Night.

9. Favorite quote/line

I'm more of a melody person than a lyrics person.

10. Favorite TV performance

Deaf West Touch Me THEY TURNED INTO A BOAT

11. Favorite cast member(s)

I don't really play favorites with cast members, I just try to find what each new actor brings into the role.

12. Favorite cast member moment

I don't really follow the behind the scenes anecdotes either, but Jonathan Groff forgetting the lyrics to Left Behind except for "all things" is as inspirational as it is horrific to imagine going through. If he can get through that and live to tell the tale, then I can get through a bad day.

Also every time Michael Arden says, "All my best ideas come from [ Andy Mientus ]" is like d'aww they're cute together.

13. Do you write fan fiction?

In this fandom, no, I'm more of a reader.

14. Do you make fan art?

I could.

15. Do you cosplay?

Not really...I don't like the late 19th century fashions? I'm more of a Merveilleuse type (no bra no corset just Spirit Halloween chiton).

16. Don’t do Sadness or Blue Wind?

Those are two halves of a whole song!

17. Word of your body or the Reprise?

OBC I did not like the Reprise because even through the Discman (... that's a Walkman for CD's) I had the sense that it was a "comic relief" moment that relied on the existence of gay boys as the joke.

The Deaf West production kept a sense of respite and relief, and some comedy in the relationship dynamic between Ernst and Hanschen rather than playing on preexisting stereotypes...even though it didn't change a word of the script in that scene, which is amazing on a text analysis level like what happened who used the Captain Planet power ring with the power of heart in this scene, what sorcery is this?

So it depends, because the non-reprise Word of Your Body does a narrative job—Melchior haters can feel free to hate, but I can understand what the musical version was trying to go for with his character, and Word of Your Body was part of that.

Groff's Melchior came off more smarter-and-better-than-you but sort of giving up his pretensions in the process of seduction, and I can understand why that aspect might look appealing.

Doyle's Melchior doesn't have that "he's a ruthless boy but maybe i can change him"—I think he plays Melchior as more sad and desperate, and putting that energy into studying is how his Melchior thinks he gets a handle on his own feelings.

McKenzie's Melchior is an oafish, bookish 14-year-old boy trying to act smooth as he condescends to a Deaf girl. He has as much primal sexual energy as a newborn beagle puppy, which to be clear is none at all. I think that can be endearing, that he doesn't really know what he's blathering about in terms of life experience.

Wendla's a consistent constant performance-wise, all three versions I think balance out to a constant average...so it's really the Reprise that determines which one I like better.

OBC Reprise was very much worse than OBC Word of Your Body...but, Deaf West Reprise was a little better than Deaf West Word of Your Body and a lot better than the OBC Reprise. But I like the OBC Word of Your Body better than the Deaf West Reprise, at the same time that I like the Deaf West Word of Your Body an equal amount as the OBC Word of Your Body, contextualized comparatively being different than the chronological context that defines its vibe in an individual show's run time.

18. Touch Me or My Junk?

My Junk as a tune — but the Deaf West Touch Me did turn everybody into a boat, that was kinda cool.

19. Explain the song of purple summer.

Ilse recovered from her trauma and now owns her sexual identity, despite the history of everyone in her home and community doing their worst to her in ways that directly targeted that very intimate part of her. Her story is not the main plot of the show, but the fact that she survived and found personal definition means she now has her own voice on which to carry the wisdom of her life. That will be what heals and inspires others. Red or pink sunsets plus blue evenings make the sky in summer purple. At the end of the day, there still is beauty in living.

20. Explain the song of purple summer (wrong answers only)

Butterflies scatter ergot fungus while they fly around, so everybody thinks that everything looks purple this summer. The sky is purple. The rain is purple. The corn is purple. The horses are purple. The fungus is eating everybody's brains. They're all going to die.

#springawakeningfandomtag #springawakeningfantag #Spring Awakening #musical theater #dark academia

[fatopiaplus]

Arcadia Althena Timmett

Hello! Let me introduce myself! Name is Arcadia Althena Timmett. Yes, my parents had a flair for ancient Greek mythology. I'm a 22 year old Great Dane from beautiful London town. A stewardess for British Airways, I'd been off for a bit for a broken arm and had put on a tad bit of weight. Not much, but enough to get the attention of my boss. I was 130 lbs at 6 feet tall when this pic was snapped.

And here, I'm up to 165 lbs. It doesn't seem like much of a difference, does it? This is how I looked when I met my hubby, Christopher Callion, from America. Well, by the time the Christmas Holidays had rolled by, I'd been transferred to another department, then shortly later, I had been fired.

There was no reason other than my "Physical appearance was unacceptable." My hygene was impeccable and I point blank asked, "are you firing me because I'm fat?" My boss said yes. She'd forgotten I was recording the whole incident. Chris' brother is a lawyer and soon, we were working a case against my former employer. I'd only gained up to 210 lbs. My family was a great source of support and comfort (And FOOD!) in these troublesome times.

This is the first "sexy" picture I'd ever thought of letting be taken of me. Look at how chubby I've gotten in six months! I've decided to eat as I wish and watch hwat happens. I'm about 259 lbs here.

By the time a year had passed, I'd bulked up to 292 lbs and British Airways had finally succumbed to Jonathan's rapier wit and deliberation, awarding me a settlement of 6.5 million pounds sterling. I wouldn't ever have to work again. This is when I revealed my secret wish to Christopher. What was this? My wish, ever since I was a child, was to become so very fat. Now I could become as fat as I wished! Chris asked me to marry him and I agreed. Life was so good now!

With all the technicalities out of the way, I began to eat with a passion, trying to gain as much weight as I could. It wasn't easy at first, to gain over my plateau, but with Chris' wonderful reassurance, I was able to gain up to 358 lbs over the course of eight months. Most of this was gained during our honeymoon. Sweet!

Sexy picture number two! I'm really beginning to grow a belly now, but of course, I'm still fattest in my hips and bottom. My face is starting to get quite a bit rounder now. My, can you believe that a year ago, these clothes were actually loose? Hmmm. 399 lbs here, eating delicious truffles from my wonderful business!

In the past few months, I've opened my own bakery, confectionary and internet shoppe called "Truffles and Tribulations." I hired an old college beau to be my head baker and pastry chef, and I, of course, sample in length the new lines before they come out. In seven months, I've gone from 358 lbs to 440 lbs, averaging nearly 12 lbs gain a month. Many women would be content to stop here, but no. I wish to go on. I'm still slender in my eyes.

Yummy! Nothing better on a hot Hawaiian day than a case or two of strawberry cream pops! Owning a bakery and sampling the wares has really added positive padding to my frame. My belly is finally beginning to catch up with my bum. 501 lbs here.

How DARE Chris call me skinny! Bleah! I don't wish to be skinny! I wish to be nice and fat! I've really blossomed out in the past two years, don't you think? My being a pup helped because dogs have a very nice ability of being able to get fat very easily! Getting close to 600 lbs now. Can't wait to surpass that too!

I've learnt one thing ... I can really fatten up in a short time. Look at me now! I'm 758 pounds and getting fatter every day. Rufus is truly a whiz in the bakery and my ever expanding body is proof of that. I have no doubt of reaching well over half a ton of puppy love. Watch me grow! :)

[spnorwhatever]

seriously cannot believe some ppl apparently never had solicitous parents and/or community-minded ppl who would do the reminder-you-already-know thing so they apparently think for serious that Castiel was gonna step on the fish and that's why the older brother said don't step on it. is this an individualism culture disease?

#txt #sometimes when they do it its bc they think u dont know better but u do yea #but sometimes it's like! a way to interact! #if I'm about to introduce a 6 year old to the puppy I'm going to tell the kid to be gentle with it #but that doesn't mean I'm expecting the kid to throw the puppy against the wall #I see way too many of these posts lmao and I like. Wonder. #bc like broadening it out of this specific example.. like for a show where a lot of us do subtext/5d chess readings... #there's also a LOT of just... literal-mindedness in the weirdest places for me #seriously cannot relate #like do yall know and just think it's a funny joke to keep repeating... #Im just like Tired of the whole omg Castiel is so fundamentally broken haha esp bc I don't think it holds true across the board #and def wasn't how he was written before they doubled down with Naomi and the chassis line #but like. that's me #vent tag

[chokemewanda]

Misunderstanding

Part (1/6)

Warnings: swearing, men

Captain Rogers continues to interrupt your meetings.

"If you turn to page sixteen you'll find the plans for Stark Tower's entirely recycled paper plan for the coming year, introducing the act of actually making the paper here in the tower." You spoke to the board room, pointing to your presentation behind you. "It would be another step on the ladder to becoming entirely self sustainable and save the company millions of dollars annually on paper waste and purchasing of supplies."

You looked up when the door of the meeting space opened and Captain America paused in place, a stack of files balanced in one hand and his phone in the other. He frowned when he found the room full and looked to the number on the door and then back again.

"Sorry, I thought I had reserved this room." He apologised lamely and you looked around, eyebrows raised. "Clearly I'm mistaken."

"Clearly." You grinned before closing your laptop. "Lunch break, reconvene in forty five minutes?"

The tired lawyers and board members jumped at the chance and scattered from the room while chatting about where to go for food. You gathered up some of your loose sheets of paper and looked up when you felt eyes.

"You're still here." You pointed out and the blonde man flushed, juggling his files so he could extend his hand to you.

"I'm Steve, Steve Rogers." You shook his hand with a grin, raising your eyebrows when he held on longer than was strictly necessary.

"I'm more than aware of that fact, Mr. Rogers." You told him. "That doesn't mean I'll give you my board room. If I don't secure this deal today Pepper will have my head."

"You work for Ms. Potts?" He asked, almost eager to have information about you.

"No, I work adjacent to her. I spend more time in the labs with Tony but he won't do board meetings and she's in Tokyo, so here I am. Pushing old men into bothering about a planet they've all ruined." You shrugged and Steve nodded, absorbing the information.

"So sustainability, that's your thing?" He asked, leaning against the door frame. You shrugged, leaning back against the table, your arms folded.

"I work towards it. It's mostly Tony's baby but where he has studied Physics and Technology I studied Ecology and Sustainability so I help out where I can." You tell him and he nods slowly.

"There's a degree for that?" He asked quietly, his confusion showing.

"Well as I'm sure you've noticed, the population grew significantly in the years you were, indisposed, as it were. We're burning more fossil fuels than ever, tearing down more forests and ruining more habitats to make room for this growth." You told him with a shrug.

"So Tony is making things to fix that?" You wondered how he coped, to come into a new world without having anything explained to him and just pick up on it as he went along.

"Tony just makes things, he's got a team of people invested in finding a use for them. He seen how much we spent on paper, he found a cheaper way to combat that. He could invent a new ink and Stark Industries would find a way to spin it into a miraculous discovery." You laughed. "Probably spout some shit about how the current ink used in the world is poisoning poor orphans."

"I'm an orphan." Steve spoke up and you covered your mouth when you couldn't fight your laugh.

"I'm sorry, it's not funny. So am I." You told him before looking at your watch. "What also isn't funny is that you've used up my break by abusing the fact I like to talk about saving the environment."

"Oh, I'm sorry." He looked like a scolded puppy and you laughed before shrugging.

"It's okay. I have enough time to get a coffee. I'll manage until the end of the meeting. Nice to meet you, Mr. Rogers."

When you returned from fetching a coffee there was a sandwich and a protein bar on the table, 'sorry for holding you up' written on a post-it beside them in sharp precise letters.

You smiled, unwrapping the protein bar and folding the note up, tucking it into your pocket as you opened your laptop and prepared for the rest of the meeting.

///

"We have got to stop meeting like this." You joked, placing your laptop on the table along with your bag.

Steve was sat at the board room table with paperwork fanned out around him. He looked tired. Not in the way normal people looked tired. Captain America didn't get under eye circles or red eyes. No, it was how he held himself, shoulders hunched forward, one hand supporting his head.

"You alright there, Rogers?" He looked up so suddenly that you realised he had been sleeping, supporting himself with the hand against his face.

"Sorry?" He blinked owlishly and you weren't sure if he was excusing his behaviour or asking you to repeat yourself. You only laughed, beginning to set out the documents you had put together for the board members on their way.

"Paperwork getting you down?" You asked casually, sipping from your coffee and opening your laptop. He looked around again, still blinking and you hid your smile behind your coffee cup as you set up your presentation.

"Mission reports are getting longer. I think Fury does it just to test me." He admitted, stretching widely and yawning again. "I'm sorry to be interrupting again."

"Don't worry about it. It's an informal meeting, you can just stay and finish your reports. The men coming in are so unbothered by me being here that I doubt they'll even notice you." You laughed quietly and he nodded, he blinked again and shook his head.

"I won't be much longer and then I'll be out of your hair." He promised, picking up his pen and getting back to his report without another word.

The board members filed in slowly, taking seats and flicking through the papers in front of them, already bored with the meeting. You didn't let it phase you, flipping on the slide show you had prepared.

"After our last meeting I'm sure you've all had time to review the paperwork. Any questions?" You asked then men, reaching for your coffee.

"What time will we break for lunch?" Chuckles followed the stupid question and you rolled your eyes, glaring at the man who bothered.

"Very funny, class clown has been identified. For that, we don't have a lunch. Consider it a detention." You smiled sweetly and tilted your head.

"At least we'll finish sooner." One of the other men muttered. You raised your eyebrows at him. He stared back defiantly and your smile only grew.

"No, we won't. I'm going to go over last week's presentation. It's all going to run over from the look's of things." The men all groaned and you caught Steve's grin from where he was resolutely staring at his report.

Four hours later the men trailed from the room groaning about how you were a bitch and that they wouldn't be coming back for another of these meetings.

You were shutting down your computer when Steve finally rose from his seat, his report all gathered neatly in his hands. He was still yawning every few minutes but he paused by your laptop with a chuckle.

"That was impressive." He told you and you shrugged, looking up at him from your seat. "You should hear some of what they're saying."

"I'm a women in STEM, Steve. I've heard everything they have to say and I'm sick of just letting them say it. So now I punish them for it. Old men are the past. Women are the future." You promised him. "I'm tired of pretending I don't think so."

"Ouch." He chuckled, a hand over his heart and you rolled your eyes with a smile.

"Not you, Capsicle." You promised, standing up. "Aren't you only technically like twenty four?"

"Twenty eight. Technically." He shrugged. "You spend a lot of time with Tony?"

"Yeah." You laughed, looking up at him, your eyebrows furrowed. "Feels like my whole life."

"I wasn't aware anyone else called me Capsicle, is all." He told you and you nodded in understanding. "And I still haven't gotten your name yet."

"Didn't you hear? I'm the heinous bitch from hell." You repeated one of the men's words from earlier. "I'm quite proud of that nickname."

///

Steve couldn't help but linger around your favourite meeting room. Sure it was kind of pathetic but he wasn't really willing to ask anyone about you because he already had Natasha hounding him to get back on the dating scene, strongly encouraged by Tony.

It had been a few weeks since he watched you take all the board members to task. He was still impressed by your smug smile when they all groaned at you, complaining about having to actually do the job they were grossly over paid for.

He had mostly given up on the meeting room after a month of no sightings. He was almost desperate enough to ruin his suit as an excuse to visit Tony's lab and hope to bump into you. That was until he heard your raised voice.

"Do tell me all you know about sustainability. I'm sure the degree you got in business forty years ago will outrank the one I just finished my masters in." You snapped and Steve watched you through the glass door, hands on the table, staring intently at whatever idiot thought they could tear you down.

"Sweetheart, listen, every so often girls like you get inflated ideas of themselves. I've had this conversation more than once and I've never been wrong. It's how I got to where I am now." Steve took pity on the man for a second as the anger drained from your face, replaced by cold indifference.

"You listen here, Sweetheart." You spoke, rising to your full height. "You're where you are now because you stood in front of every woman who worked behind the scenes. You're here because they got pregnant or married and weren't allowed to work anymore. You're here because you're a pig."

"Woah now, I think you need to-"

"What I need to do is expose every email you've sent to your secretary. Every demand you've made of your daughter while every cover up you've made for your son. I could expose how you just happen to have your son's girlfriend's email. I could expose just how repulsive of a little man you are. I could ruin your career that was handed to you with just a click. Now sign. The. Damn. Contract." With every word you spoke you swiped through pictures on your phone.

"How did you-." He didn't get a chance to ask because Steve was knocking on the door, interrupting the meeting yet again.

"Tony needs you up in R&D. Say's it's an emergency." Steve told you with a grimace. "Sorry to interrupt."

"Perfect timing, Captain. I could use a break." You smiled before turning back to the withering men before you. "Sign it and leave it on the table. Make sure not to provide any more reasons for me to ruin your day."

You shut your laptop, gathering up your papers and met Steve outside the door. He listened as you spoke to the floor receptionist, asking her politely to collect the paperwork for you. Steve raised his eyebrows in surprise when the woman thanked you earnestly.

Once in the elevator he found his voice again. "She seems grateful."

"She was that pigs receptionist. I got her a better job." You shrugged, pushing a loose strand of hair behind your ear. "I really hate him."

"Yeah, I could tell. Uh, Tony doesn't actually want to see you." He told you timidly and you laughed, the lines of frustration leaving your face.

"I guessed as much, Rogers. You want to get lunch?" You asked him quietly and he shrugged, attempting to look unaffected. "That's why you've been hanging around for almost a month, right?"

He couldn't imagine he looked very unaffected while being bright red.

///

"You'll need to gather intel to support the information provided. This is not an abandoned base, more like a seasonal base. We gotta make sure we won't meet any visitors along the way." Steve told his team, gathered for a mission briefing. Everyone looked almost bored with him and his thoughts flickered to you, wondering how you managed.

Like you were summoned by his thoughts the door slammed open and you stood there. Steve pitied the person on your bad side as he took in your glare and swallowed when he wondered if it was him after taking your meeting room again.

But no, your eyes searched the faces until they landed on Tony. Never faltering, unwavering, Tony. Who withered under your look. "Anthony Edward Stark."

Your voice was almost a hiss and Steve looked around at the other members of his team who all looked as confused as he was. Except Tony who looked like he was gearing up to say something stupid when you pointed your finger at him warningly.

"Don't." You warned. "Fix this. Fix it now."

"I've got a mission." He argued and you tilted your head to the side angrily before turning to Steve.

"Can you spare him for an hour?" Honestly, having Stark at the meetings was a waste of time anyway so Steve didn't care if he attended or not. But now he was curious.

"What did he do?" Steve asked.

"Apparently while we shared a womb I stole all the common sense." Steve nearly fell over when reality crashed down. He'd brought you to lunch several times now. Never once did he realise you were Tony's infamous twin sister. "Remember my delightful friend the other week? He reported me to Tony, who suspended my project until we get Board Member approval!"

Steve winced and looked at Tony who shrank in his seat. "You threatened to expose his affairs."

"If he didn't want affairs exposed then he shouldn't have any!" You snapped. "Now get my project back up and running before I expose every member of the board for fun!"

#steve rogers x you #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x y/n #steve rogers x f!reader #steve rogers #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #pepper potts

[cultofbeatles]

beginners guide to the beatles

 made one of these a long time ago but i'm surprised by how short it was. so here we go again. doing it right this time lol. 

pov: you told a bad joke and now the beatles are judging you. 

john winston lennon. later in his life known as john winston ono lennon. 

born on october 9, 1940 

i believe in astrology bc how does john just happen to be a libra 

when john was four he started living with his aunt mimi who acted more as his mother figure 

his mother, julia, remarried and would visit him quite a bit.

it was julia who taught john how to play banjo and piano. and she bought his first guitar.

they both had a deep love for music and rock n roll 

he never really thought of her as his mother but more as a cool friend i suppose 

aunt mimi was more rough on him and did the disciplining 

his father was never really present growing up and his uncle passed away when he was young 

he thought he was a curse for the men in his family 

he had five half siblings. two of them, julia and jacqueline, he was pretty close to. the other three he barely knew. 

fashion icon.

hated school but loved art 

very early on he was insecure with himself 

teachers always shit on him and said he would go nowhere in life 

he met paul at a church fete on july 6, 1957 

paul taught him how to play guitar properly.

once told paul that he didnt know how paul carried on after his mother died bc he just didn't think he could do it 

john’s mother died from being hit by an off duty policemen. john was seventeen at the time. 

 he took her death really hard and became a bit of a recluse. 

first serious relationship was with cynthia (we stan her) 

once cynthia cut her hair short and he didn't talk to her for two days. 

hate men. kill all men. 

when he asked her to dance at a party she turned him down saying that she was engaged, and so he said “well i didn't ask you to fucking marry me, did i?” 

slapped her once bc he was drunk and another boy was talking to her.

only time her hit her.

read cynthia’s books about john pls. i beg. 

once a psychic told him that he would be shot in the states.

founder of the beatles and also came up with the name.

instruments he could play: guitar, harmonica, rhythm guitar, banjo, keyboard, piano, saxophone, bass guitar, and a little drums. 

main songwriter in the beatles along with paul.

was more open minded to change in the beatles music. 

was insecure in his relationship with paul after a while bc he thought he only needed him for songwriting. 

would bitch about paul all day long but the second anyone else said something about him he’d be on their ass. 

had a lot of issues and needed a good hug. 

suffered from eating disorders, drug addictions, depression, insecurities, and questioned his sexuality bc of the time. 

was super open minded and ahead of his time in many instances. 

once he was called “the fat beatle” and after that he stopped eating as much.

truly loved his first son, julian lennon, and would buy him presents all the time bc he was excited to see him play with them.

“your famous ex husband”

he enjoyed playing monopoly. 

he once claimed that he saw a ufo.

he had written three books but he always wanted to write a children's book.

 the last song he ever performed in front of a live audience was “i saw her standing there.” with elton john.

he was afraid of the dark. 

found out later in his life that he was dyslexic. 

was also legally blind without glasses.

never could catch a break huh.

said that his best lyric ever was “all you need is love” i agree.

the first time yoko and john met was not at her art exhibit but actually when she approached him about giving away songs for free.

wanted to write a musical with paul. 

once a friend dared him to masturbate ten times in one day and he managed to do it nine times.

would hold circle jerks with paul and a few other friends. 

just dudes being dudes. 

went on a holiday with brian epstein, who was gay, and told some people afterward that they did certain sexual things. but we will never know for sure.

yoko says that john was bisexual.

once in an interview he said that he would of married a rich man or woman if he wasn't in the beatles. 

hated his voice on records. would always ask for effects on his voice for final recordings. 

made a film with yoko where it was just his penis going from flaccid to erect for fifteen minutes in slow motion. 

only beatle not to of become a vegetarian while he was alive. 

murdered on december 8, 1980.

gave his autograph earlier in the day to the man who would murder him.

died at the age of 40.

“all my loving” was played while he was at the hospital.

and its spooky bc a lot of times in interviews he would say “when i'm 40..” 

and it’s sad bc he was finally becoming who he truly wanted to be. 

honorable john moments that i love:

“thanks for the purpler hearts” he says while receiving the silver heart 

“you are the first person from liverpool that i've ever seen” “great”

eric lennon on my mind today 

this come together performance where he messed up the lyrics lol

that interview where paul was sick and john keep checking on him 

john lennon speaking nothing but facts 

when he said that he could see the beatles going separate ways but that they'd always come back together.

SHUT UP 

“shut up while he’s talking..”

this interview breaks my heart sometimes 

and this interview is great as well 

sir james paul mccartney 

born on june 18, 1942

if you ever have spare time just check out this man’s natal chart. 

idk how he’s still alive with his chart tbh. 

he has a younger brother named mike and a step sister named ruth. 

his dad thought he was the ugliest baby he’d ever seen when he was born. 

when he was young paul would kill frogs in a way to prepare himself for the war if he ever was drafted. 

the first instrument he ever learned to play was the trumpet.

I don't even want to list every instrument this man can play but trust me when I say it’s a lot.

but for the beatles he mainly did bass, vocals, and piano. sometimes playing the guitar and the drums.

the beatles was just paul moving really, really fast. 

he lost his mother when he was 14 due to surgery for breast cancer.

never really learned how to cope well with loss of a loved one tbh. 

had the cutest chubby cheeks as a kid tbh 

met john and was accepted into his band 

sometimes they'd ditch school together and either work on music or would visit art galleries.

went to paris with john and john bought him all the banana milkshakes that he wanted.

connected over their love and admiration for music, and bc they had both lost their mothers. 

had a girlfriend’s mom who he would make comb his leg hairs. 

was an ass to his first girlfriend.

kill all men again. 

almost had to marry his girlfriend dot bc she was pregnant, but she ended up losing the baby.

was the one who introduced george harrison to john.

practically despised pete best and stuart stutcliffe bc they were bringing the group down. 

got arrested along with pete best bc they lit a condom on fire in hamburg.

still felt awful and a little guilty when stuart died suddenly. 

main force behind the beatles imo. 

without him we’d have not as much beatles music as we do. 

was dating jane asher throughout majority of the sixties. 

when they first met they talked about syrup and paul fell in love.

they broke things off after she walked in on him sleeping with another woman though.

directed magical mystery tour and it was amazing and I don't care what anyone says ok?

when john divorced cynthia he was the only one not scared of john and went against his wishes of not speaking to cynthia.

was a little controlling at times. 

has a good heart though. 

mal evans had to drive him home once after a beatles sessions bc he was crying so hard. 

was talking about getting the band back to touring when john said he was leaving the group. 

everyone kind of turned against him when the beatles were breaking up and i hate it.

he just wanted what was best for the band.

married linda and had a nice little farm. 

we love that story.

linda i'm free thursday if you want to hang out pls.

started up the whole “no meat monday” thing where you don't eat monday on mondays

food meat. not the other kind of meat.

children: james mccartney, stella mccartney, heather mccartney, mary mccartney, and beatrice mccartney. 

rip martha. 

WINGS!! 

he lost linda in 1998 due to cancer.

 cried for a whole year bc of it.

still has dreams about john and says they're nice.

wrote a sad song about john called “here today.”

really loved john. like..he truly, genuinely did. 

want someone to love me like paul does john. 

“think of me every now and then old friend.”

honorable paul moments:

his story about george’s dad 

“john? he was beautiful. very beautiful.”

humpty dumpty rap 

another story about him and george.

his google search video that I watch every week 

this 

george harrison 

born: February 24, 1943 

or at least we think 

bc he use to say that his birthday was february 25, but later started saying it february 24. 

why can't we change our birthdays its not like we picked it 

he was the youngest child.

baby of the family and of the beatles awwww

two older brothers named harry and peter. one older sister named louise.

when george’s mom was pregnant with him she’d play sitar music.

his mom was super supportive of his career choice 

when he was 16 he worked as an electricians apprentice.

his dad kind of hoped he would start a family business out of it.

george said nah

would ride the bus opposite way of his house just to spend time with paul 

headbutted a kid bc he didn't think they were worthy of paul’s friendship 

was brought into the band bc of paul insisting to john 

would follow john around like a lost puppy when he first met him 

once had an eight hour erection. don't ask me how idk he said it.

was 17 when he lost his virginity and the other band members were in the room watching and cheered him when he finished 

most sex craved beatle tbh 

once walked into a girls dressing room and asked if they could stand there so he could masturbate 

he was the first beatle to go to america 

got a black eye for defending ringo once 

would make john and paul take turns sharing rooms with ringo when he first joined the band so that he felt more welcomed 

when ringo left during the white album and then came back george decorated the studio with flowers for him 

during the beatles first recording session he told george martin that he didn't like his tie

became a vegetarian at 22 

favorite candy was jelly beans and purple was his favorite color 

used the phrase “grotty” in the hard days night movie, hated it, but everyone else picked up on the slang 

met his first wife, pattie boyd, on the set of a hard days night 

was turned down by her at first 

they married in 1966

wouldn't let her do modeling stuff and was kind of an ass 

a stylish couple but not the best image for a healthy relationship 

got into eastern religion around 1965 

during the Hamburg days he would eat chicken on stage 

had an affair with ringo’s first wife maureen 

got a divorce from pattie in 1977

in 1978 he married olivia who he stayed with until his death and had one son with. dhani.

was the first beatle to hit a number one single and album. 

was buddies with led zeppelin

inspired their “rain song” 

smashed a piece of cake on john bonham’s head and then was thrown into the pool by him 

he financed and produced films. had a production company.

tom petty said that george never shut up once you started talking to him 

but he was often referred to as “the quiet beatle”

formed another band called the traveling wilburys

he’d answer questions online in the 2000′s and it’s the cutest thing ever and his answers break my heart too.

“what do you miss most about john lennon?” “john lennon.”

in 1999 a schizophrenic person broke into his house and stabbed him 40 times 

thank god olivia was there bc she was the only braincell in the room 

had to get a part of his lung taken out 

died november 29, 2001 from lung cancer 

ashes were scattered into the ganges river 

honorable george moments:

this interview he did with ringo 

“i'm sad bc i can't play guitars with john anymore. but i did that...i know we’ll meet again some day.”

when he invented reaction videos 

“the wind was blowing.” “..blowing my girl?”

“what kind of girl do you like?” “john’s wife.”

sir richard starkey aka ringo starr 

born on july 7, 1940 

oldest member in the group 

has no siblings 

naturally was left handed but his grandma thought it was bad luck so he writes right handed, and plays drums with a right handed kit 

but does everything else left handed

when he was 6 he fell into a two month coma 

was a very sick child 

when he was 13 he was in the hosiptal for tuberculosis and formed a hospital band 

grew up poor 

loves and looked up to his stepfather a lot 

his step father bought him his first drum kit in 1957

wasn't that great in school bc he missed so much of it from being so sick 

he worked for a britain railway for a while 

also served drinks on a day boat for a job 

loves dancing 

Rory storm and the hurricanes 

got his nickname from all the rings he would wear

replaced pete best as the beatles drummer 

dealt with people hating him for a bit bc they liked pete more 

had to style his hair in a bowl cut to be in the band and i'm still mad at them for making him do that shit 

ringo i'm so sorry 

george martin didn't really like his drumming and had a session drummer come in for the first album 

in 1964 he had tonsillitis, pharyngitis, and high fever all at once and had to be in the hospital for a bit.

was worried the beatles would replace him for good 

he’s a cancer don't worry

was the first beatle to try weed 

drummers always go first huh 

married his first wife, maureen, in 1965 

she kissed paul, ringo, and george.

what a champ

honeymoon was ruined by reporters 

was really insecure in his relationship and needed a lot of reassurance 

had a great relationship with pretty much all the beatles 

but a great one with john 

john felt his most relaxed when he was with ringo

was once in a movie with roger daltrey 

divorced maureen in 1975 

his wife now is barbara bach who he married in 1981 

had alcohol problems 

once gotten so drunk that he beat barbara so badly that he thought he killed her 

put himself into rehab after that 

barbara lowkey looks like jan from the office 

children: zak, lee, and jason

zak is the drummer for the band the who 

peace and love 

but don't send me fan mail anymore 

peace and love 

ringo starr and the allstar band (starting 1981)

was the narrator for thomas the tank engine 

will play at paul’s concerts sometimes now for fun 

mad bc he came on stage during paul’s last concert show and it was on my birthday and I couldn't go to it 

honorable ringo moments:

“do you want me to come with you?”

stupid barbara walters 

talking about paul 

giving us a little dance 

#hopefully this one is more better #took forever omfg #and its still not great #mad at myself #oh well #enjoy nothing #the beatles #the #beatles #the beatles moments #the beatles posts #John lennon #John #lennon #paul mccartney #paul #mccartney #ringo starr #ringo #starr #george harrison #george #harrison

[multiverseforger]

Fav game character

Tina and her parents were sold to Hyperion to become test subjects for Jack's slag mutation experiments, an event which led to the deaths of her parents. She escaped their fate using a grenade that she had hidden in her dress at her mother's insistence, and once she was free of Hyperion's reach she vowed revenge on the man that had sold her family: Flesh-Stick.

Involvement

Borderlands 2

Tiny Tina's demolitions expertise is called into action when a Hyperion supply train believed to be carrying a Vault key needs to be stopped. With that objective in sight, she then sets the Vault Hunters to the task of finding two rockets (which she refers to as 'badonkadonks') to carry a 'suicide'-bomber toy each, and then to set them on target.

Her collaboration with the Vault Hunters continues when she has them gather items and guests for a very special tea party. During the final mission Tina will contact the Vault Hunters and wish them luck in stopping Hyperion and even reads them a poem repeatedly telling the Vault Hunters to 'kill Jack'.

Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Tina appears in a supporting role in Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. Initially she is hired by Mad Moxxi to help the Vault Hunters train prior to battling Motor Momma, but also asks their assistance in obtaining the autograph of her third favorite mass-murderer, Sully the Stabber, as well as walking her "puppy", a Badass Fire Skag named Enrique. She also provides commentary on many of the Vault Hunters' actions throughout the course of the DLC.

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Tina takes on the role of the 'Bunker Master' for the game 'Bunkers & Badasses', where she is shown to be bad at this, by fumbling in such ways as creating impossible fights early on and not balancing the gameplay in certain areas. The real problems underlying Tina's mental state (at that time) start becoming more apparent as the player progresses, being obsessed with eating only crumpets and constantly trying to insert a manifestation of the now deceased Roland whenever she wants to, to the dismay of the other Vault Hunters. Tiny Tina's character develops over the course of the campaign and she learns to accept Roland's death.

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Tina makes her first appearance during the game while Lilith was interrogating Athena, inviting the Vault Hunters to play another round of Bunkers and Badasses, but was turned down. Later, after Athena finishes telling her story, Tina introduces herself and requests Athena to tell a story about fighting a raid boss. As she had no idea what a raid boss was, she "came up" with a story about fighting one (in this case, the raid boss being an enhanced version of The Sentinel). After that, Tina requests Athena to tell the story of her working for Handsome Jack again.

Borderlands 3

At the time of Borderlands 3, Tina is presumed to be around 20 years old. She is still part of the Crimson Raiders B-Team along with Brick and Mordecai. The team is hired by Wainwright Jakobs to rescue his partner Sir Hammerlock, but after they fail to report back on their progress, Jakobs requests the Vault Hunter to go The Anvil to investigate setting up the story mission Hammerlocked. Tina's code name during the mission is 'Crunk Bunny'. Tina requests 'ingredients' for her 'Pizza' (bomb), composed of 'sauce' (nitroglycerin), 'onions' (wires) and 'ham' (a detonator). She then asks the Vault Hunter to deliver the pizza, which is to blow up the door to the structure where Hammerlock is being held. After successfully rescuing Hammerlock, she declares that the B-team's work is done and they leave Eden-6. Tina is found later on Devil's Razor back on Pandora, where she or Brick will give the mission Boom Boom Boomtown. She asks the Vault Hunter for help in winning back their new home and base of operations, recently named by Tina as "Boom Town", by fighting off COV that have been sneaking in thru a tunnel that Brick is keeping the COV locked inside.

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Appearances

Borderlands 2

Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Borderlands 3

Quotes

"Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!"

"All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!"

"Oh haiiii!"

"Roland told me you were comin' - I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild's play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies."

"Runnin', runnin', runnin', I'm runnin' over here, run, run, run-run, run."

"This here's Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!"

"Naptime!"

"That's right, bitches - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!"

"That's Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"

"Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I'll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas."

"Hey I told ya'z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a bitch?"

"Get-outta-my-shop-or-I'll-punch-yo-butt. That's-how-Tiny-Tina-roll."

"(Singing) Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die."

"I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Oops."

"Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy."

"Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin' good, ladies. Let's get to work."

That's right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take 'em. Take 'em take 'em take 'em take 'em."

"Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!"

"You're cordially invited BITCH!!!"

"When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face."

"Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored."

"BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!"

(Cute yawning noise)

"Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

"Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina."

"Climb the pipe to the train or you'll go insane wut wut. That's a rap song I wrote."

"Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt."

"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font."

"Wait a minute. Those cookies weren't chocolate chip. Those...are...raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?"

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown? SULLY THE STABBER! He's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me."

"Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don't get his autograph I'm gonna DIEEEEE. He's my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don't take it I'm gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was 'Please' by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass."

"He said...no? Well. There's only one thing to do -- look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!"

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

While idle

Some of the idle chats are mission related and can't be heard again once the mission in question is completed.

"You come up in my face, and you DON'T GOT BOMB PARTS, you KNOW I'm throwing hands."

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I was just on an important mission to save my friends and AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE SAME THING?!"

"Gonna go blat-blat-blat on the vine-freaks. \n Rat-tat-tat till their brain leaks. \n Chill, girl, just droppin' some bars. Go do the thing."

"I wanna shoot the cannon again! AGAIN! But Lil said no. BLEEPING CURSE WORDS!"

"You kiddos killed that butt-bot so, so good! (cackle) Butt-bot."

"Come on, Mordy. You got this! You gonna be all right."

"MORDY'S ALL BETTER AND ELLIE FIXED THE CAMP'S COFFEE MACHINE AND I CAN'T STOP YELLING ABOUT EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS!"

"Yo yo yo. You kill that vineyman up on vineyville yet?"

"I left some reeaaal sexy bombs back on Sanctuary. Oh, just thinkin' bout 'em... come on, think about 'em with me. Yeeeeeah. Together now. Hohhhhh."

"That. Was. The BIGGESTEST BOOM OF ALL TIME! Gotta give it to Lilly-of-the-valley, she knows how to kill a baddo in style."

"Seriously, though. Vaulty-Vault, you was there for me in the dark times. That's fo' life."

"So, just saying, it's probably my birthday, and you ain't got me nothing. Mini-moonshot cannon. Just wanna put that in your head."

Notes

The photo of Tina and Roland

She is introduced as an old friend of Roland's and she has a picture of them together in her room. Roland also mentions beforehand that, "I've saved her life a few times, and she has saved mine more times than I can count."

In Borderlands 2, there are a few unique weapons that are associated with Tiny Tina. These weapons include pink hearted camouflage and/or stuffed bunny image decals.

Teapot

Cobra

Boom Puppy

Tina's voice is performed by Ashly Burch, sister of Anthony Burch - lead writer of Borderlands 2. (The two are also a part of the web series Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?.) She is also credited with the voice of the cursed gun, Bane.

Tina has unusual gender-specific dialogue, referring to both male and female Vault Hunters as "girl". She also makes a number of sexual comments in an appreciative manner in regards the female members of her tea party, whilst during the Assault on Dragon Keep storyline she confesses to liking Maya in The Siren's invitation, asking if Maya likes her in turn. Additionally, her original motivation for helping the Vault Hunters train for Mad Moxxi was going to be due to her having a crush on Mad Moxxi.

Tina switches verbal mannerisms frequently. Her speech styles include a stereotypical inner-city American speech pattern, little girl speech patterns, stereotypically pretentious British English speech, to randomly violent and murderous speech, and others.

Trivia

There is an Easter egg related to Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? in the Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. On the back of Tiny Tina's bus is a pixel drawing of Papa Burch riding a unicorn from the HAWP episode 'Sleep Is Death'.

Roland recognizes her as one of the greatest demolitions experts on Pandora and a picture of the two can be seen inside of her home.

Tiny Tina is mentioned by Brick on a mission in Sawtooth Cauldron as he recalls carrying her on his shoulders as they fought together. In the end credits, it is shown that they worked together again in this manner cleaning out the remaining Hyperion forces.

ExotropiaTina has an intermittent exotropia (lazy eye) in her left eye. This was originally due to a glitch, but the developers enjoyed it, so they purposefully left it in. This has also passed on to Borderlands 3, as her left eye will occasionally twitch while talking.

In NowGamer, an interview revealed that there is part of a mission removed from the main game involving Tina. Originally, when telling of Roland's death, the players were to head out to Tiny Tina's home and tell her the sad news. It described her being deeply affected by it, thanking the players for telling her, asking them to leave, and locking herself in her workshop to mourn. Anthony Burch, lead writer and the source of this news, says they regret they could not include this scene into the game. It was supposed to be the only moment in the game she loses her peppy mania [1].

Her tea party place card is labeled "Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim"

On May 24, 2013, Tina took over the @ECHOcasts Twitter (previously owned by Krieg).

Tiny Tina's parents have officially been confirmed dead as of the sixth episode of Inside the Box, entitled "Fart Jokes and Tragedy".

In the Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary DLC, Tiny Tina, Mordecai and Brick form a team simply named "The B-Team".

Tiny Tina refers to Brick as "Brick-papa" and Mordecai as "Mordy-mom". This is further mentioned when Brick says "Don't talk like that to your mom." to Tina.

It is revealed in Sheega's All That that Sheega is an ex-girlfriend of Tiny Tina.

ECHO logs in Devil's Razor reveal that Tiny Tina has dated multiple individuals, broke up with all of them, and staged a wedding to make money from the wedding gifts sent by her exes.

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“MY FIRST BLOG!! ”

Hi guys welcome to My First Blog HIHIHI!! Before I start this Blog I want to introduce myself to you. I’m KAYELENE M. ZIPAGAN , 17 years old from BAGUTARI STO. TOMAS ISABELA. I’m born on June 17,2003. During my preparatory days I was enrolled at SANTO TOMAS BAPTIST CHRISTIAN SCHOOL After 2 years that I’ve been there, i learned lots and I really enjoyed my staying there knowing that I’ve met new friends.

When I’m entering in my first grade my parents decided to transfer me to BAGUTARI STO. TOMAS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL without asking me, but one thing is for sure for me the school is walking distance from our house, aside from that idea the school is public and of course my parents think it would be better for me. And we can save money from my tuition and allowance compared to my old school. Years past, I’m questioning myself if I stayed at STBCS until my 6 grade I still the same person? knowing that school is Christian school and it is a non-sectarian. I didn’t me that I’m bad person what I’m questioning is the attitude and skills and I should develop years ago.

I finished my Elementary grade with a Latin honor it was a big achievement to me knowing that I’m on top I made my parents, relatives and friends Proud. Another battle to be surpass again, when I’m entering my junior high school at SANTO TOMAS NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL because one thing is for sure new teachers, new environment, new classmates and new beginning. I might say that junior high is quit thrilling compare to my grade school, I really don’t know how to deal with my classmates and 8 teachers a day. More competitions, quizzes, monthly celebrations to be celebrated but one is for sure I need to survive and pass the subjects because junior high school is just a stepping stones towards to my dreams and triumphs in life. I finished my junior high school with honor I didn’t achieve what I had reached during me grade school. I did my best but I think It wasn’t enough to get a high honor. I promise to myself that I should give my best among the best next time so that in the end I won’t regret and felt sorry for not reaching my main goal.

I always remind myself to follow my dreams and pursue it to uplift my family from poverty to provide their needs and wants, and to give a comfortable life. I hate seeing them suffering from emotional and physical pain. To be honest , when it comes to money we are not financially stable but my parents provide everything for me and siblings too.

At present my Senior high school, I’m currently studying at SAINT PAUL UNIVERSITY OF THE PHILIPPINES (SPUP) taking up Accountancy business management (ABM) even we experienced world pandemic I won’t stop reaching my dreams, I need to finish it on time. I don’t need to prolong my agony with the things I hated most knowing that I have my main Goal to reach in time. I know I can do it through his guidance and power.

So, that is my introduction may we move now to the given questions of my E-tech Teacher Sir Carlos;

1. Where do I see myself 10 years from now? Is my learning in SPUP vital to where I’m leading to?

• I see myself 10 years from now as a Business Woman having a Cafeteria and Bar.

I also want to build my own Restaurant because I love cooking. I think my learning in SPUP vital is leading me to want I want to pursue in my life. They taught me to be a person who have faith and things that will help me in my future.

2. Was ABM the best choice after all?

• For me it's a yes because I made a best choice in my life to take that strand so when I'm in college I will not suffering so much more. I have a guide/experience in my Senior High that will help me a lot. So when I have a Cafeteria and Bar I can balance,analyze,record and so on.

3. What course will you take in college and why?

• The course will I take in college is between in Custom Ads/HRM. I want that course because I want to save some money to build my Cafeteria and Bar. HRM will help me in my Bar and Cafeteria soon. So I will do my part as a student to finished my course so I will achieved that someday.

4. What topic would you like to learn more in this subject?

The topic that I would like yo learn about this subject was about the technologies we have in this generation and in the past generation, their finctions and most of all their uses

5. What the corona virus has taught you about life?

• Corona virus taught lot of things about my life, just like we should trust God in every circumstance we face. It also taught me that we should help other person even in midst of pandemic. Corona virus taught me that take a good care of our self to maintain our body health. So that we didn't easy to get a virus.

We proceed now to My Second Blog. The title is “ REVIEW TECHNOLOGY ”.

So here we are in my blogpost 2 Guysss! The name is “REVIEW TECHNOLOGY" I will share the technology I picked. Hope you like it guys.

A computer is a machine that can be instructed to carry out sequences of arithmetic or logical operations automatically via computerprogramming. Modern computers have the ability to follow generalized sets of operations, called programs. These programs enable computers to perform an extremely wide range of tasks.

As we all know, education is a crucial on every individual because it is a key to success. This also improve every human personality. The learning system this year became online due to covid19. And by the use of computer/laptop we can access with this learning system. Computer has so much advantage and one of this is that, it improve our technical skill. However, there are also disadvantage of it, just like it can cause radiation, depression, headaches and etc.

Here's the Positive Impact of Computer:

Positive Impact of Computer. It facilitates business process and other activities. It makes the work simple and less time consuming. We can store so many information on computer which makes easy to handle the information for business applications. We can perform multitasking and multiprocessing capabilities of data.

CHARACTERISTICS OF COMPUTER:

MEMORY

AUTOMATION

SPEED

RELIABILITY

VERSATILITY

DILIGENCE

ACCURACY

MY THIRD - FIFTH BLOGPOST is “ FAVORITE MOVIE ”

“ THE HOWS OF US ”

Story of a couple Primo (Daniel Padilla) and George (Kathryn Bernardo) who are in a long term relationship and are already building and planning their future together. Their love will be put to the test as their relationship faces hurdles from misunderstanding to different career paths, among others. How will they save their “US” ?

George and Primo are schoolmates who fall in love to each other. She's preparing to get into Medical school and he's a Musician waiting for his band to hit it big. Together, in a house they inherited from George's aunt, they dream of great success and promise to support each other no matter what. But what happens when the dream of success doesn't come for one of them? Primo doesn't get the big break has been working for and turns into a difficult and arrogant artist who can't even help with the bills. Faithful George stays true to her promise to support Primo through it all. Until she reaches her breaking point and gives up. Dejected, Primo walks out and does not look back.

Years later, he comes back as a changed man. My question is George can still give him a second chance? And yes George gave that a second chance to prove Primo's self to her. After that, George go to her work and Primo go there to visit George. When George feel the presence of Primo she's turning her back to faced the man she's waiting for. George come near to Primo to hug him. Days past, they go to the Amsterdam to find the father of Darren Espanto but his father's died years ago. So after visit the cementery they're go to the Tulips Farm. Few days later, they go back in Philippines and Primo proposed to George.

1. What life lessons can be learned from the movie?

The lesson is relationship needs two person to make it work,in the movie Primo and George are working independently from each other. It's like having a pride that you need to do this and that I need to do this too. And we can see that they're not asking for help to each other especially in time of struggles. Also love isn't always rainbows, roses, puppies and relationship and isn't always a fairytale. If you go through some misunderstanding or fights and having a uncommon thinking or view always remember that it's not a sign that you didn't love each other

2. What part of the story told by the movie was the most powerful? Why?

For me, the most powerful line told by the movie it was Primo's line which is “ I may not found the reason to stay but I found the reason to comeback " because even though he doesn't know what really is his reason to stay, he still comeback without hesitation to his love one. It means that when you love, you don't need to have any reason to, you just need genuine to make the relationship work for the both of you.

3. Who was your favorite character in the movie? Why?

My favorite character is Kathryn Bernardo as George in the movie because she is a stronger woman and have a beauty inside and out. She is the woman who loved, got hurt and sacrifices but never gave up on her loved one and also to herself. Especially the one where she stand in the rain and deliver her powerful lines, “ And what makes that sorry different for all the others sorry before? Pagod na pagod na ako Primo ". I feel the pain when she said that because when you look at her eyes she's so much in pain.

4. Did anything that happened in the movie remind you of something that has occurred in your own life or that you have seen occur to others?

The movie reminds me about my past. You still choose to love that person even if you ses his worst,even when he tells you some painful words that you didn't expect from him. Love doesn't manifest when you're happy together but when you're suffering together. So, if you are in a relationship right now be aware if this lesson be grateful. If you're experiencing a struggles like this in your life it makes you stronger person and it's a test on what kind of person you're trul born in this world.

“ALONE TOGETHER ”

The film begins with Christine "Tin" Lazaro (Liza Soberano), a University of the Philippines Art Studies major and a part-time museum guide, touring high school students in The Philippine National Museum. During one of her tours, she meets Rafael "Raf" Toledo (Enrique Gil), a University of Santo Tomas as Biology student, and an avid fan of The Eraserheads. They first find themselves in a little clash debating the comparison of the museum's famous painting, and Raf's favorite song Spoliarium. First at odds, they soon begin dating and eventually entered a romantic relationship. Raf wants to pursue his dream of becoming a doctor while Tin aspires to be a museum director once they graduate from college, she also dreams to visit The MET and other museums in New York. They started a sweet and adorable relationship but they soon find themselves falling apart when Tin graduates from college. At Tin's first job in a non-government organization, she was accused of allowing her boss, Janice to steal their company's funds. However, she was saved by Gregory "Greg" Fausto (Luis Alandy), a coworker who likes her and believes that she is innocent. Owing to the heated and extremely stressful situation she is currently in, she breaks up with Raf much to her chagrin, when she learns that Raf was not able to graduate again on time, and is still stuck at preparatory medicine school. Raf initially proposes to Tin, to avoid losing her, but Tin refuses the proposal and leaves Raf for good.

Five years later, Tin is now in a relationship with Greg. She accompanies her boyfriend at the PICC for an awarding ceremony. There, she also sees Raf who is now a professional doctor, also receiving an award. Raf see Tin from afar and he meets her at the hallway of the complex and invites her to see each other sometime. As the two meet again at the same place where the two started their past relationship, Tin finally tells him that she broke up with him because of her problems at the company she previously worked in. After much realization, Raf receives a call from the hospital, needing his immediate presence to treat patients there. Tin accompanied him and there sees Raf working diligently and passionately at the hospital, taking notice of his personality change and that Raf is currently living his dream of being a doctor. While in there, Raf introduces Tin to Aly (Jasmine Curtis-Smith), a fellow doctor and his current girlfriend.

Tin is currently working for Greg's company and is well loved by her subordinates. She performs her job very diligently, but still does not feel the respect and recognition she deserves. She is shut by Greg, by not trusting her professional decisions and somehow forced to let a client criticize her working habits, despite having acceptable reasons. In one of their projects, Tin was sent to New York to present to a client. Tin pleads to Greg that she stay a bit longer to enjoy the city, Greg initially refuses, but allows her to go later on. Unbeknownst to Tin, Raf purchased a ticket flight to New York to join her. Both of them meet once again in New York to fulfill their dreams to visit The MET and other museums. With so much happiness in spending her days in New York with Raf, Tin also mustered the courage and realized that it may not be too late for her to start a career in the field she wholeheartedly desires, she get copies of application forms as souvenirs and as well as reminder that it may not really be too late for her after all. While fulfilling their dreams to see New York, Raf reveals that he broke up with Aly and wanted to marry Tin, she sadly rejects his engagement, stating that she would hurt Greg and his daughter Aisha (Xia Vigor) if she marries him which leads them to argue and to Raf's rejection. Upon returning to the Philippines, Tin discovers Raf reconnected with Aly and reveals that she was pregnant with Raf's child. Tin tries to move on and engages Greg in an enthusiastic conversation about her journey to the New York Museums, but Greg show little to no interest. She later expressed her thoughts about going back to the field she once worked for. They later clash in an argument when Greg forces her to be practical, and reminds her of her past mistakes she made in her previous job, stating that no one will accept her because of it. Greg further states that she is not working well enough. Greg entertains Tin's desire half-heartedly and tried to seek assistance from his connections to have Tin easily land a job in a museum, again not trusting Tin's capabilities as an individual professional. Hurt and now enlightened by the fact that Greg will never trust her life decisions, and that he sees her more as an employee more than his girlfriend, breaks up with him and decides to resign her post at the company. After talking and getting advice from her former college professor, Alwyn (Nonie Buencamino), Tin finally left her current industry to start a new life working for the art industry. At first, her past mistakes continued to hinder her applications being accepted, but she eventually found a job when a museum head told her that everyone can learn from their mistakes and change for the better. Tin begins a new job at the museum to chase her dream to become a museum director. She later visits Raf at the hospital and finally apologizes to him for being a coward and selfish while he too also apologizes to her for his rash behavior and being confused. He also reveals that his relationship with Aly did not work out as Tin shows her love to him as Raf happily leaves to get back on duty.

After the awards ceremony, she is visited again by Raf and finally reconciles their relationship. The film ends with Tin and Raf looking at Juan Luna's Spoliarium while he carries his son from Aly during their visit to the National Museum.

The Guide Questions:

1. What life lessons can be learned from the movie?

The life lesson that can be learned in this movie is you need to sacrifice your feelings to that person even he is the reason of.your happiness. It is the way p pursue the dreams you want in your life. All sacrifices you do is worth it because the both of you become professional. They have a people that they don't believe in you because of the mistake you did once in your life. Prove to them that you can do it and you have so much lesson in that mistake. You don't need to regret of meeting him because that person gave you a happiness and he's part of the memories in your life.

2. What part of the story told by the movie was the most powerful? Why?

Liza Soberano line when Enrique Gil propose to her but she rejected that which is “ Mahal kita Raf pero tama na ". She's tired of understanding Raf. Raf didn't pass his exam that time that's why Liza rejected him because Enrique promise to her that he will passed that exam no matter what. She believe in a promises and that promises mean to be broken.

3. Who was your favorite character in the movie? Why?

My favorite character is Liza Soberano as a “Tin” in the movie. She's a strong woman because even in her downs she's still have a faith to herself to continue her life for her family. For me, she's not a selfish person because she did that for the both of them. And now, we can see that Enrique Gil is now a Doctor and Liza Soberano is a Museum Director.

4. Did anything that happened in the movie remind you of something that has occurred in your own life or that you have seen occur to others?

Yes, the movie reminds me to the person that have a value in me. I always understand him but when it comes to the point that I'm tired because of his behavior. He always say that “ you didn't care about me am I right ". I said to myself just one more hurtful words I promise to let him go. I lost myself because pf begging someone to stay by my side. Just what Liza did, he let go Enrique even she love that guy. Enrique find other woman and have a kid. So I ask myself, what will I do if his not happy in my arms again? I let go the perso I don't want to lost and I said to him “ You can find now a better woman than me. I pray for your happiness ".

My Last Favorite Movie:

“ UP ”

Renowned explorer Charles F. Muntz says he has found a new species of giant bird at Paradise Falls, South America. However, archaeologists study the skeleton of the bird and conclude that Muntz fabricated it. Disgraced, Muntz vows to bring back a live specimen and will not return until he does so.

Youngster Carl Fredricksen meets Ellie. Both are aspiring explorers who idolize Muntz, and the two quickly become friends. Ellie reveals her dream to Carl about going to live by Paradise Falls. The two eventually get married and repeatedly save up for a trip to Paradise Falls, but always end up spending the money on more pressing needs. As an elderly man, Carl finally buys tickets for the trip, but Ellie falls ill and dies before they can go.

Carl continues living in the house he and Ellie fixed up, stubbornly holding out while the neighborhood around him is replaced by skyscrapers. When he unintentionally injures a construction worker, the developer trying to buy his place seizes the opportunity. The court deems him a public menace and orders him to move to a retirement home. However, Carl resolves to keep his promise to Ellie. Having worked his entire life as a balloon salesman, he turns his house into a makeshift airship by attaching hundreds of helium balloons to it and flies away.

Russell, a young Wilderness Explorer trying to earn his final merit badge for "Assisting the Elderly", becomes an accidental stowaway. Before Carl can drop Russell off, a cumulonimbus storm drives them all the way to South America. The house lands on a tepui opposite Paradise Falls. Carl and Russell harness themselves to the still-buoyant house and begin to walk it across the mesa, hoping to reach the falls before the balloons deflate. Russell encounters a tall colorful bird whom he names "Kevin", who is trying to gather food for her chicks. They then meet a Golden Retriever named Dug, who wears a special collar that allows him to speak, and who vows to take the bird to his master. The next day, they encounter a pack of aggressive dogs (also with special collars) led by Alpha, a Doberman Pinscher, and are taken to their master, the elderly Muntz.

Muntz invites Carl and Russell aboard his dirigible, where he explains to them that he is still searching for the giant bird he promised to bring back. Russell notes the bird's similarity to Kevin and Muntz becomes hostile, thinking they are attempting to capture the bird for themselves—he implies he has killed other visitors he suspected of doing the same thing. Carl and Russell flee with Kevin and Dug across a gorge, but Kevin is injured when Alpha bites her leg. Using the tracking device on Dug's collar, Muntz finds and captures Kevin, then sets fire to Carl's house, which pops many of the balloons. Carl is forced to decide whether to save his house or Kevin; he chooses his house, upsetting Russell. Carl finally parks the house at Paradise Falls, where Carl sadly looks through Ellie's childhood scrapbook and finds a final note thanking him for their "adventure" and encouraging him to have a new one.

Reinvigorated, Carl goes outside, only to see Russell flying away, using some balloons and a leaf blower, to try to rescue Kevin. Carl lightens the house enough for him and Dug to follow. Muntz captures Russell, but Carl and Dug board the dirigible and free both Russell and Kevin. Muntz pursues them around the airship and corners Kevin, Dug, and Russell inside Carl's house. They escape by jumping back onto the dirigible after Carl lures Kevin with chocolate; Muntz leaps after them, but gets caught on some balloon lines and falls to the ground far below. The house, having lost too many balloons, descends out of sight through the clouds.

Carl and Russell reunite Kevin with her chicks and fly the dirigible back home, taking all of Muntz's dogs with them. Russell receives his "Assisting the Elderly" badge and Carl gives him a bottle cap from a grape soda called "The Ellie Badge", the same one given to him by Ellie during his first encounter with her when they were children. Carl then becomes a grandpa-like figure to Russell. Unbeknownst to Carl, his house lands on the cliff beside Paradise Falls, fulfilling his promise to Ellie.

Guide Questions:

1. A house is a home when it is filled with love, You’re never too old to achieve your dreams, Stay true to yourself and what you believe in and It’s the people that matter in life, not the things.

2.the most powerful part of the movie was when the old man finally achieve their dream. To see the falls but apparently it is only him who it... For me this is the best and powerful part cause achieving something you dreamed of is the best thing to happen in our life.

3. My favorite character was the old man... Cause even if his too old and her wife died he just continue to reach for their dream.

4. The happening in the movie that i encounter was achieving my dreams

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Beowulf: Damn this worlds gone to hell. God am I glad I gave up on being a hero all those years back, after realising the justice system is nothing but a load of crap. Well boy am I glad I'm about to choose my own sense of justice starting now. I'm tired of doing jackshit, I'm taking justice into my own consideration. Should've done this a long time ago really but 47 isn't a bad age to get started. I don't doubt that there are others who share my views. Perhaps I can find a partner. Huh?

He turned drastically to the loud sound of an explosion.

Beowulf: The hell was that?

A little six year old kid found themself turning the corner of the alleyway heading straight into Beowulf.

Beowulf: WATCH IT KID!!! Get outta my way!

???: Hey mister, allow me to introduce myself.

Q-Boy: I'm Q-Boy! Now! Could ya help me out please?!

Beowulf: No way I got better things to do than help a kid who blows stuff up for fun.

Q-Boy: Ermmmm... ...OH! NO NO NO! That was the villain! They're chasing after me!

Beowulf: A villain!? Hmf, it seems you've peeked my interest now. Get behind me kid.

Noob Hero: Sir step away from the child!!

Beowulf: They dont look like much you sure they're a villain?

Q-Boy: Yep they caused the explosions!

Beowulf: Right.

Beowulf sharpened his arm hairs in a blade all that could be seen then was a glimmer before the hero's front toes came flying off.

The hero: ARGH!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED JUST THEN?

Beowulf: That was my Quirk I slice you up faster than anyone can see. Too bad you won't be able to live to tell the tale of it Villain.

Hero: What!? No you've got it all wrong! That child is the--

Beowulf: SHUT UP! I'M SICK OF YOUR WHINING! Enjoy your last few seconds of life.

Beowulf was then sent flying into the wall of the alleyway.

Beowulf: Wh-What the hell?!

Q-Boy: Hehehe!

Hero: I told you!

Beowulf: Grr! Lights out kid!!! (He attacked again)

Q-Boy: Heheh! ZA WARUDO!!! Nothin wrong with a JoJo reference every now and then.

Q-Boy 2: Sorry pal that's copyrighted.

Q-Boy 3: Hey you can't do that?

Q-Boy 4: Why can't he?

Q-Boy 2: Yeah I already said it's copyrighted.

Q-Boy: What!? But it's both Shonen Jump.

Q-Boy 5: Objection!

Q-Boy 6: Overuled!

Q-Boy 7: Overule your overule!

Q-Boy 6: YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THE JUDGE!

Q-Boy 8: What's the verdict!?

Q-Boy 9: Only the judge can ask for the verdict!

Q-Boy 10: The jury have spoken.

Q-Boy 11: What do they say?

Q-Boy 12: Shut up and they'll tell you.

Q-Boy 13: So rude.

Q-Boy 14: We say Q-Boy is not guilty!

All 14 Q-Boy's: YAY! WE'RE NOT GUILTY!

Beowulf: This kids dangerous I gotta getoutta here!

Q-Boy's: Where do you think your going?

Beowulf then fell into nothingness.

Q-Boy: Pothole! (Jumps in after him) Weeeeeeee!!!

Beowulf: That's it I ain't letting a 6 year old kill me!

Q-Boy: Come at me if you dare mi amigo!

Beowulf attacked once more. He hit Q-Boy this time in the face.

Q-Boy: WAAAH! How could you!

Beowulf: Just cause your a kid doesn't mean I'll play nice!

Q-Boy: You cut my adorable reflection!

Beowulf: What?

The image of Q-Boy then shattered & jabbed themselves inside of Beowulf's skin.

Beowulf: What the hell is with this kid!? He's like a cartoon!

Q-Boy: I hope this dream lasts forever I can control everything. Yeah! I can't wait to show Mommy & Daddy when I wake up!

Beowulf: Mommy & Daddy? A dream? Wait a sec!? Does this kid thing he's asleep!

Q-Boy: Japan is cool & all but I prefer my home in the U.S.

Beowulf: You're not even from here!?

Q-Boy: Well yeah the dream sent me here! My Mommy is American & my Daddy is an English man. But no matter how hard I try I can't go back home to them in here. I'll just have to enjoy crushing you mean nightmare monsters!

Beowulf: NIGHTMARE MONSTERS! WHAT!? Kid you aren't dreaming this is real life!

Q-Boy: Oh really if this was real life then after you pinch me I'll wake up. Go on do it puppy dog!

Beowulf: Tch. Fine.

He walked up to him and pinched Q-Boy as light as possible.

Q-Boy: See & now the nightmare...monsters... ... ...Are still here...

Beowulf: Yeah & in case you couldn't tell this nightmare monster isn't very happy. You're just a kid so lucky for you I'm gonna let justice settle with you.

Q-Boy: Wait so I have superpowers!?

Beowulf: It's called a Quirk, kid. What don't your parents have any of those?

Q-Boy: Nope I'm the first one it seems. I also used to know this really pretty girl to. Ms. Pony Tsunotori she's 3 years older than me so 9 years old to be precise. But she moved away to where. No idea! But I'm always walking with a smile on my face.

Beowulf: Do you ever quit talking kid I don't care about any of this.

Q-Boy: Hey mister wait a second! Could you do me one favour before you take me to this justice person?

Beowulf: Justice isn't a person jeez you know the terms used in court but not basic terms & metaphors? You're just a

Q-Boy: Can you take me to my home?

Beowulf: What? You know how long that woukd take? And besides you could probably teleport yourself there am I right?

Q-Boy: Well I haven't really mastered that as I said I tried getting back but no luck is what I got. So please?

Beowulf: Not happening.

Q-Boy: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Beowulf: Okay fine! If it makes you happy I'll take you back home yeah?

Q-Boy: YAY! We will take the journey by plane. (Blows into a balloon creating a real metal plane with an actual pilot) Set coordinates to my home it awaits! I'm getting the hang of this!

Beowulf: I'm scared of this kid so badly.

The journey took 13 hours Q-Boy making constant noise the whole way there. Beowulf surprisingly slept through it all. They then at last landed outside Q-Boy's house.

Q-Boy, running in: HOME!

Beowulf: This is his home? Some countryside home? Well it's not like a farm or anything. Not an animal in sight. All these photos. His parents they look nothing like the kid. But there's another boy in the picture. Looks about his age. Wait could that be Q-Boy? Maybe this cube appearance is a result of his Quirk. No wonder he looks different.... .... ....Hey kid!

Q-Boy: Hm?

Beowulf: I just thought why do they call you Q-Boy. If your Quirk only appeared today then they must've called you that way before your body changed.

Q-Boy: Well you see my name is Quenton Birch. So all my friends started calling me by Q-Boy cause of my Q & I'm a boy.

Beowulf: Well now it goes well with the fact your a cube boy. You go look for your folks upstairs I'll check in the shed.

Q-Boy saluted then headed off. Beowulf went out to the shed.

Beowulf: Hello? Is anyone here? I've come to drop off (He stepped on something soft)... ...Your son (He looked down, then gasped in disbelief) ... ... ...Dead bodies?!...(He turned them over) ...Th-These are the couple in the photograph...Which means...Oh god no!--

Q-Boy: What are you doing in here mister? Did you find Mommy & Daddy.

Beowulf: Erck....arck.....(He stopped Q-Boy)

Q-Boy: Hmm?... ...What are you doing? Are they asleep.

Beowulf: (He looked at the ground and saw t.v. with security footage of the murderer attacking the couple, he began panting heavily) ... ... ...Mommy & Daddy have just erm had a visit from an friend of there's. Sadly...The place of which they've gone to well...You'll never be able to see them.

Q-Boy: They left me?

Beowulf: No no no. They cared for you more than anything. The thing they went to do...It's very dangerous it seems...So they left you...So you could stay safe.

Q-Boy: And I'll never see them again.

Beowulf: ... ...No...No you won't...But hey, I'll look after you on their behalf...How's that sound...You good with that?

Q-Boy: Really?... ... ...Yay! Even though Mommy & Daddy are gone at least I know they're okay.

Beowulf: ... ... ...(Wipes his eyes) Yeah...They're okay now...They're safe... ...("And when I find the guy who did this they'll rest easy")... ...So new friend what's your Quirk name gonna be? (Guides Q-Boy outside)

Q-Boy: It's name? Did you name yours?

Beowulf: Mine is Wolf's Mane. I use the hair on my body as blades & can slice anything faster than eyes can see.

Q-Boy: Cool! Erm...I wanna call mine Cartoon Physics.

Beowulf: Though that is a rather childish name I suppose it's fitting.

Q-Boy: And what's your name?

Beowulf: My name? My name is... ... ...Okamiro Kimura. My first names means Wolf.

Q-Boy: Nice sir!

Beowulf: Heheheh. ("Well I found a partner albeit a strange one, I can't help but feel his Quirk is probably the most dangerous thing in existence. Even so getting to more serious matters. I shall ensure that his family rest easy the murderer of this lone boys only sense of presence shall inevitably meet with the Grim Reaper!")

#okamiro kimura #q-boy #quenton birch #bnha au #bnha #mha #beowulf

[ivarinleatherpants]

ok, OTP questions all of them. Or one through ten. Or one through five. You know what, I don't care. Gimme, I'm desperate.

Whelp, we’ll see how many of these I can get through! XD

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

-Ivar. Totally Ivar. He’s the one who has never needed to stick to a budget, and he loves spoiling Gwen with all the nice things she could never afford growing up.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

-Ivar wants Gwen to sit in his lap more, but she gets worried about hurting his legs. More often, it’s Ivar who ends up falling asleep with his head in her lap while she runs her hand through his hair.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

-Pfft. Ivar, obviously. The second he comes home the shirt comes off. Gwen doesn’t mind so much, but she needs to get stuff done, dammit! She can’t keep getting distracted by the... arms... and... the other muscles... and...

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

-It’s pretty equal. Though Ivar’s the one who’s more likely to actually be out all night. He loves to go to punk concerts or to play with his band, but Gwen doesn’t like the noise and crowds. Sometimes she’ll come pick him up, but a lot of times she just waits for him to come home.

It probably doesn’t help that he always gets very... erm... energetic... after all the adrenaline. Then he comes home with his full punk-regalia on, his makeup all smudged and his hair messy and... yeah...

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

-Gwen. She’s a competent cook, and can make a decent meal, but she has to have a recipe she can follow or else things can get out of hand. Ivar is just proud of her for trying to go out of her comfort zone, even though she can’t cook a steak to save her life.

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

-Ivar doesn’t know what an OTP prompt even is, and teases Gwen horribly for reading fanfiction.

Ivar: *Gleefully* This is straight-up porn, Ging!

Gwen: GIVE THAT BACK THIS MINUTE!

Ivar: Metal arms? Really? Is that your thing, babe? Blue eyes and a bit broken?

Gwen: I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

-Gwen totally wears Ivar’s shirts.

It’s unlikely anything but Gwen’s most over-sized ugly sweaters would fit Ivar.

Not that he’s ever tried or anything... but there was that one pair of pants that would have gone SO well with his jacket...

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

-Again, probably equal. Gwen does a lot of the shopping early on, just because-again-Ivar had no clue how to shop frugally. But later on she ends up working at Kattegat U as a research scientist/teacher, and he has Heathen Hotrods so he can stay home with the kids, he ends up running a lot of the errands.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

-Depends. They both like to drive. There are some cars Ivar prefers to drive, but he categorically refuses to drive Gwen’s Subaru Mom-mobile, so it’s a toss-up. It also depends of in one is more tired, or if Ivar’s legs are hurting more than usual.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

-Gwen is the only one who draws, but she doesn’t do people. Ivar does like to take pictures, though, and has quite the collection *wink wink nudge nudge*.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

-Ivar is the backflipper, while Gwen would be following behind, shouting at him to be more careful and STOP doing that he’s going to hurt himself!

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

-Oddly enough, Gwen is probably more likely to overdo it. She doesn’t know her own limits the way Ivar does. He’s good at keeping an eye on her and letting her have fun, but making sure she drinks water and stops before she makes herself really sick.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

-They’re both the sort to get little things just because it makes them think of the other. Ivar probably a little bit more, just because he’s more financially spontaneous. 

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

-Gwen hyphenates when they get married. Ivar proudly introduces them as Dr. and Mr. Wessex-Lothbrok. It gets to the point where he sometimes forgets he didn’t actually change his name. XD

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

-Neither of them are super bothered by spiders. Unless it’s a really big one and it shows up in the shower, then both of them are likely to shriek and cry for help.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

-Gwen probably spends more time wearing Ivar’s jackets than he does. She doesn’t even have to indicate that she’s cold, he just has this sort of sixth sense and immediately swoops in like some leather-clad savior.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

-I think this is pretty obvious, considering it’s already happened. lol. It’s a long time before Ivar and Aethelred actually start to get along, and even longer before they can really be considered ‘friends’. 

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

-Let’s see. Ivar pretty much jumped in head first, but Gwen was the first to say “I love you”. It’s easy for him to be affectionate, but hard for him to talk seriously about his feelings. Whereas Gwen grew up in a family that was much more open about that sort of thing.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

-They both have their strengths and weaknesses. Gwen has less experience with kids, and is pretty uncomfortable with them when she first meets Ivar’s huge family. He’s the one who is the most gung-ho about having kids, but isn’t actually all that into kids that aren’t his own.

With their kids, Ivar is really good at handling the not-so-serious stuff, the tantrums over silly things that Gwen has a hard time being patient with. But it’s really hard for him if one of his kids is really hurt, whereas Gwen is very good at remaining calm during crises. 

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

-They’re both grammar Nazis, and mock Alfred for using numbers and other text shorthand.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

-They will both come in, guns blazing, if someone tries to hurt the other. They even aggressively defend each other against themselves. Self-deprecation is met with physical assaults with deadly plushies.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

-Ivar makes ALL the bad puns, and is SO happy when he’s finally able to legitimately use dad humor. Gwen pretends to cringe, but she actually thinks he’s really funny.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

-Gwen has come home to find a new animal many times. Many, many times. Once it was a daschaund puppy that had lost all it’s fur (Napoleon), another time it was a mini horse in their shed. Ivar argues that he tried to say ‘no’, but the kids insisted.

Ivar: No guys, we aren’t adopting the horse.

Judah (a.k.a Ivar Jr.): *Slapping his little four-year-old hand down emphatically* Daddy! He needs a famiwy!

Alyssa (a.k.a Gwen Jr): *Two and already running the world with an iron pout* Pony! Pony!

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

-Ivar: Are you tired? Wanna ride on my back?

Gwen: No.

Ivar: Giiing! C’moooon!

Gwen: No! Your legs are already going to be hurting from all this walking!

Ivar: Ging, get over her and let me carry you!

Gwen: No, you can’t make me!

*Continues, ad infinitum.*

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

-Ivar is more likely to play a sport, but really, he’s the shameless fanboy. Gwen’s maybe tried to leave him at home once or twice when she’s getting an award of some kind, because he makes that bad of a ruckus.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

-Ivar. He just can’t get enough of his cutie-patootie. Gwen protests that her drooling isn’t cute, and if he doesn’t delete that right now, so help her...

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

-Also Ivar. The few times Gwen’s gone with him to a show, she lets him give her a full punk makeover. Just in general he likes to pick out her clothes. He may know the contents of her closet slightly better than she does.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

-Neither of them is really afraid of the other’s pet, but Gwen is deeply suspicious of Napoleon on occasion. She’s sure he’s not as innocent as he looks, especially considering the number of times he’s conned Ivar into letting him sleep in their bed.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

-Ivar has a strong streak of chivalry, hammered into him since birth by Aslaug. She taught him how to behave in high society, and there’s certain things that he still does on instinct.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

-They’re both homebodies to a certain extent, so they wouldn’t be constantly travelling, but they’d still like to visit other countries. Especially Ivar, who loves history. They probably take a couple trips every year. Gwen plans out the itinerary and makes Ivar stick to it despite his tendency to wander off. They like to see historical sites and go to museums. Probably a good mix of exciting stuff like amusement parks, and just chilling in a nice hotel somewhere scenic.

Ivar, of course, brings two or three cameras along and uses all of them.