#im mad i wasnt in town for this

[piplupod]

one of the cashiers at the grocery store i go to is so fucking fixated on shoplifters and it drives me crazy any time i check out through him (i try to avoid him but his checkout is often the most open/empty - hm! i wonder why! - and im often on a tight schedule w the bus). he brings up shoplifters every opportunity he gets and he seems so convinced that theyre a huge problem.

BUT WHAT REALLY GETS ME ,,, is that today the customer in front of me was needing a price check on one of the items bc it should've come out to be cheaper, so he was kind of apologetic abt it and saying "ah well, yknow, six dollars is six dollars, especially with how expensive groceries are right now" and i was nodding and agreeing (trying to show that i dont mind the wait and also solidarity my guy good for u for speaking up and getting the price fixed on that) AND THE CASHIER AGREES. FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES AND BEMOANS THE FACT THAT GROCERIES ARE CRAZY RN. AND THEN GOES ON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SHOPLIFTERS. HUH ??????

so you agree that groceries are unreasonably expensive... and that sometimes ppl can't afford them... and yet ....................

#HE MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY CMONNNN THINK ABOUT IT DUDE.... #i knew him in highschool (small town things lol) and im pretty sure he was one of those kids who thought cops were really cool. so. yknow. #not surprised. just annoyed fdjkl #i would say smth like ''oh does ur paycheque get docked if shoplifters come thru or smth?'' but i dont want to piss him off #i would like to remain civil with the cashiers here bc its the only grocery store i can get to most of the time fdsjkl #but like. i would love to find out why he hates shoplifters so much #when i worked at DQ in highschool and ppl stole dilly bars or FULL CAKES... i did not give a single shit #even though the managers and boss would get kind of angry at us (but they knew we couldnt do anything abt it really lmao) #and then we had to put locks on the customer-facing freezers which was a hassle for us #AND STILL. I NEVER FELT ANGRY AT THE SHOPLIFTERS. BECAUSE WHATEVER DUDE LIFE IS EXPENSIVE GO GET THAT ICE CREAM!!! #also i was not paid enough to care LMFAO and i know for a fact that this cashier isn't paid enough either bc my brother used to work there #I DUNNO DUDE. HONESTLY I HAVE MAD RESPECT FOR SHOPLIFTERS #i've potentially done it a few times and its fucking terrifying esp w the amount of cameras installed now fdsjkl #i dont do it now even though i need to more than ever bc i was making myself sick every time i possibly did it #i'd get home and sit in the bathroom for an hour trying to make sure i wasnt about to throw up from the stress fdsjkl #also it was stupid to do honestly (but . needed. so yknow.) bc again. i dont have any other options for accessible grocery stores really #ANYWAYS. fuck that cashier i hope he realizes what a little narc he's being and gains some class consciousness or smth idk #all for one and one for all etc etc etc we're all in this together my guy #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[maraeffect]

haven't even been awake for two hours and this is probably the worst morning i've had in a while 🙂 cw EXTREMELY disgusting unsanitary tags.

#so like not only is my partner out of town which is already making me really fucked up #but my cat was mad i fed him like AN hour late. so he was scratching my bedroom door all morning #and (DO NOT READ AHEAD IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH) i guess he decided to solve that problem #by eating poop out of his FRESH litter box and then projectile vomiting it back up EVERYWHERE 🙂 #like in the most inconvenient way. all over the bars of his crate that we leave out for him #AND his bed inside of that. and his cat tree. and the floor. like it took me HALF AN HOUR to clean #i haven't even had a chance to take my meds yet bc i fed the cats and brushed my teeth #only to IMMEDIATELY see the mess #so fucking disgusting and i got splattered in the face while cleaning it 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 #trying so hard to not let this ruin my Saturday but I'm ready to go the fuck back to bed and cry #and i don't even have anyone here to comfort me or to talk to and i just ugh #ugh ugh ugh #i really wish my partner wasnt gonna be gone for so long bc im already exhausted managing the house alone #anyway sorry i just needed to talk about this SOMEWHERE bc i wanna cry so bad #chatter #negative #unsanitary tw #gross tw

[minglana]

love seeing random tumblr ppl come across my aragon posts bc their reactions are like "wow thats my town i never expected that lol". look honey. if you followed it from the source (me😌) u would expect this shit. aragon is not invisible and we dont deserve to be

#im literally doing the bare minimum of 'aragon-posting' as i like to call it #and still ppl are like 'lol how is my town on this webbed site🤪'. bc ur town exists and deserves to have their stories told. mas q ababol. #this wasnt meant to be a deep post but got kinda deep whoops #im just mad that aragon is barely talked abt by itself. we r always in relation to 1 or 2 historical points and thats it

[muirneach]

waiting for a bus that might not come. this sounds like a metaphor but i may genuinely be massively late to my besties show. and my walkman died. what even is the point

#i have been sitting here for a HALF HOUR waiting for this bus #i asked a bus driver on a different line and he was like yeah that lines running. um girl where #the buspost says its running but when i texted the ttc number that tells you when the next vehicle arrives it wasnt on it?? #girl help. #its 6:47 and my friends show starts at 7. it’s like a ten min bus ride but who knows when its coming #edit: okay wait just texted the number again its coming in 6 mins i hate this part of town for good reason #edit 2: its been over 10 mins since i texted and its STILL not here and i texted again and again it wasnt even on the list #screaming sobbing crying etc #when i texted the second time it said its 6 and 33 mins away. #girl if i have to get the 33 mins away bus… #im literally so pissed rn god. and this is why we didnt want ford in office! the cuts to the ttc are insane!! #sorry im literally so fucking mad

[hecksupremechips]

Trying to comfort myself by watching Kiki’s delivery service for the first time in a while but now I’m thrown off cuz this version im watching is just completely different than what I know??? Like I always watched it on this old dvd version but rn im watching it on hbomax and everything is completely off like there’s not music when there’s supposed to be and 90% of Jiji’s dialogue has been cut so it’s just full of weird silence??? Is this a thing is this how everyone has been experiencing this movie am I going crazy???

#the klock keeps ticking #I WAS TRYING TO COMFORT MYSELF BUT NOW IM FEELING WORSE CUZ WHAT THE HELL LOL #like rn kiki just got to town she just met the bakery folks and already its unbearable how much is different #first off the opening song when kiki is flying on her broom is different and i was like whoa wtf #it wasnt bad but the one i know is english and it goes like IM SOOOORRRYYY and idk the other words lol #this one was in japanese and i liked it but i wasnt expecting it #and yeah like jiji has barely talked at all in this one and its so quiet like whats happening #in the version i know theres like this cute dialogue when theyre flying in the rain where jiji is like #OKAY KIKI REMEMBER DONT PANIC TRY NOT TO PANIC OH AND DID I MENTION NOT TO PANIC #but this one had nothing!!! wheres my man jiji being scared but still trying to be comforting but failing spectacularly!! #and when they first see the town jiji is like ‘oh god thats a lot of cars how are we supposed to live here’ and kiki is like yay! #im really mad whats going on here this is really really weird #if the majority of people have been watching this version of kiki i am so so sorry lol #you guys have been DEPRIVED

[z0mbie-bab3zzz]

just passed out at clinical and now I'm in the er #losing

#AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT DIALATION OF THE CERVIX FOR LIKE.BIRTH BUT I WASNT DISGUSTED OR ANYTHING #i think im just dehydrated and didnt eat breakfast #and the entire town of franklin stomped me to death with their hooves this weekend at work #they r going to scan my brain im so fucking mad

[hellsitegenetics]

genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #marigold #flowers #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #sent to me #requests #completely-real-and-normal-human #asks

[tiddytrashcan]

dnd boyfriend died :(

#not like official but he could have been #ended up having to steal his pleasure yacht for some pirates for them to release a kidnapped night singer #except my adopted son ended up killing him cause he wasnt really aware of my feelings #and THEN my adopted daughter looted his corpse and found the letter i had written to him #hasn't read it yet #im just a little wary cause the friend whose player killed the bf has harbored some resentment #towards the way I've interacted with her world #which usually constitutes me asking questions out of genuine curiosity and her getting mad when i do #giant whole in the middle of a town #i ask if theres a fence around it #she says no #i ask (all in character) if people ever fall in #apparently she felt very disrespected #but i only found out two days ago and now this #i genuinely think their character would do what they did #i just cant help but worry if there was intrinsic motivation #cause she has said before that she gets in a mood where she just wants to ruin things #i just hope this isnt one of those times #im gonna have a chat with her about everything tho because we had a short text exchange about respecting both of our play styles #but i like really need an in person chat

[byooregard]

TAKUTO MARUKI? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TAKUTO MARUKI GODDAMN FOOL PAPER WRITING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY TAKUTO MARUKI

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TAKUTO MARUKI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FUCKED UP RESEARCH WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said takuto maruki was on the other side i would piss on god's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.

if i have to deal with takuto maruki speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of getting to skip any time when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he writes papers but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some academic shithead who's a fan of fix it fics and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had the metaverse make him kill a man because if he didn't im gonna make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTakutoMaruki

arcs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his palace and I lost it where the fuck is takuto maruki if he's still alive im going to deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

i'll punch maruki and his sad school counselor twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one paper he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Yiddish.

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when takuto died or will die so i can set a reminder for it on my phone

everyday once a year i will look at it and do anything but pay respect for the man who had so much fucked up if true ideas

#not tagging him but #p5 #p5r #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #cleb talky

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

am i the asshole for yelling at my friend when i found out he had sex in my car?

i (26f) lived with my friend John (26m) when we were in college. John didnt have a car, but i did so i did most of the driving when we needed groceries/whatever we needed to go out for (it was a college town so it was mostly walkable, so we didnt need to drive every day). i have issues with other people using my car, especially when im not there (if anything goes wrong id rather it be my fault than have to deal with someone else totaling my car). but John had a girlfriend (Sarah) who also didnt have a car, so he would sometimes borrow my car (with my permission ofc, he never took it without me knowing) to take her on dates. when they were gone, i would constantly be nervous that something went wrong. there would be times they would go to a movie, then they would be gone for longer than the movie's runtime and i would get so anxious that something happened, then find out that they had just gone shopping/to dinner/etc after the movie ended. i never bothered saying anything because i didnt want to seem like a control freak saying "you can only borrow my car if you tell me exactly what you're doing and when you'll be back"

anyways, fast forward to now. i got a new car a couple years ago, John and i no longer live together (not because of any problems, we just got our own places after we graduated), and he is still with Sarah. one day John, Sarah, a few of our other friends, and i were all hanging out.

then at one point, Sarah made a joke about having sex in the car after Yesterday (the beatles movie from a few years ago). then i said "hold on, didnt you guys borrow my car to see that movie?" and everyone got really quiet. i turned to John and said "you had sex in my car???" and he tried to laugh it off but didnt deny it. and i got MAD. i was yelling at him and admittedly was pretty harsh (like calling him insensitive for violating my trust & property)

he said something along the lines of "i'm sorry, but it was a long time ago and theres nothing i can do to change it, and you dont even have the car anymore" and i realized he was right, and that screaming at him wasnt going to accomplish anything, but i was still mad so i left and went home

i asked some of my friends that were there if i was being crazy, and they basically said that it was understandable that i was mad, but yelling at him in front of everyone just made them uncomfortable and killed the vibe for the rest of the night, and there was nothing any of us could do about it now. no one told me how Sarah reacted, but she has really bad anxiety so knowing her, im guessing she didnt take it well that i got mad about something she said, and i do feel bad about that (though, in fairness, i assume she knows common decency and would know that having sex in someone else's car is wrong)

anyways, i dont think im the asshole because i think i have a right to be upset about that, and even though it was a long time ago i JUST found out about it so it wasnt that long ago for me. but i know i might be the asshole just because i yelled at John in front of our friends and made everyone uncomfortable over something that he can't do anything about anymore, and since i dont even have that car anymore, it has no impact on my life

tldr: my friend had sex in my car years ago and i found out about it and tried to fight with him about it in front of a bunch of our other friends, and it made everyone uncomfortable. so, am i the asshole for getting angry years after my friend had sex in my car? 🚗

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[qc-wiggles]

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#gerry keay #hellohello #wiggly pen #doodle #pls note this is the only time im going to answer this copypasta ask :-) #jurgen leitner rant

[sprite-up]

MOON KAISER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MOON KAISER GOD DAMN FOOL CANNON BUILDING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT RULER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MOON KAISER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE MOON KAISER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FUCKED UP ARMY WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST CROWN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said the moon kaisers waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with the moon kaiser speaking one word in person on voice in throne room not only will i start a fight i will blow up the fucking moon out of spite and have to rebuild the entire satellite again for the experience of being able to erase all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i know why i hate him so much. he killed my best friend but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of science fiction and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had the war make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTheMoonKaiser

songs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his army and I lost it

where the fuck is the moon kaiser if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch the moon kaiser and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is a crater

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when the kaiser will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had such a fucked up if true army

#gunpowder tim #gunpowder tim vs the moon kaiser #the mechanisms #the moon kaiser #jurgen leitner rant #my stuff

[forevers-world]

Happy Jurgen Leitner Death Day!!! THE DAY HAS COME, MY BITCHES 🥳😈💀☠👹👺👻📚📜🪔🍷🍾✨😎

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #jurgen leitner #I fucking hate this man #Cursed books #Why #Why the actual fuck #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #sounds of brutal pipe murder

[the-starlit-blade]

jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner stop pinning me when i talk about jurgen leitner i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books why did he decide to fuck around anf find out just set them loose is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have a fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just a rich shithead who likes creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham better have had a book make him kill a man because if he did not im gonna make him paypal.com/ifuckinghatejurgenleitner episodes not even about him vaguely mention what is maybe supposed to be his library and i lost it where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch him and his frail old man twig bones will flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times titled now you fucked up in yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a day given for when jurgen died or will die so i can get a reminder on my phone every day once a year i will do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!! #jurgen leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

this is how jurgen leitner STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books can still win-

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #revival is just an hour of gerry and jurgen leitner having a fist fight in the institute parking lot

[what-immortal-hand-or-eye]

CHAPEL THE EVERGREEN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MASTER CHAPEL GOD DAMN FOOL CHILD COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT GUNG HO GUN OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MASTER CHAPEL

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MASTER CHAPEL I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CHILD SOLDIERS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said master chapels waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with master chapel speaking one word in person on voice in tristamp not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects orphans but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of cyberpunk 2077 and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a kid make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMasterChapel

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his disciples and I lost it

where the fuck is master chapel if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch chapel and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final child he kept on him at all times simply named Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when chapel died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up little guys

#trigun #chapel the evergreen #master chapel #jurgen leitner #trigun stampede #shitpost