I hope Hawk and Tim kiss and dance and makeout and swim and be HAPPY in 7th episode
Lets be real, Hawk mightve not seen him in over 10 years (since ep.6) but he is still smitten look at his face
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Imagine going back to the pilots-season 2 Ninja, and trying to tell them about the robot uprising, the noodle cult, the ghosts, the pirates who like the sky, the snake and time guys, the fucking biker cult, the guys who hunt and eat dragons, the living embodiments of destruction, an angry fire snake, their friend turning into a GENOCIDAL TYRANT, the video game that was just an abandoned child, the slave-owning king, the evil human-hating squid, the return of Satan, AND ESPECIALLY the 14 remaining Realms coming together and creating some clusterfuck disastertopia where some evil Empress dictator and her army want to drain ALLLL dragons of their life force to rule the Merged Realms.
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Ok, this is mostly bc I realized we've only seen Sally being passive, but how is she able to hypothetically rip apart larger puppets limb from limb? (if the captions with Howdy hold water with other puppets)
(Slight Mutilation Warning Ahead: Puppet Edition)
they absolutely hold So Much water! it's a combination of a couple things!
a) Nightlight!Sally is really Strong. i'd liken to her to a chimp, as much as i hate them. despite being smaller than people, they're absurdly powerful. when it comes to Her, this comes from a mix of hysterical strength and something Else i've been pondering but don't want to solidify yet, so shh dont worry bout it. it's also much easier to tear fleece & cotton/stuffing than, uh, Biological materials.
b) none of the puppets are really prepared for violence? they've lived in an idyllic world where true, visceral violence likely hasn't even been a Thought in anyone's minds. like, you watch videos of people get attacked by like... raccoons or rats and they visibly Lose because they panic! they aren't prepared! they don't wanna fight! so the much smaller creature wins. They Don't Know How To Fight, Or Fight Back.
b.1) also, Nightlight!Sally is still... Sally. she's still their dear friend. i know that if a close friend attacked me, i'm not sure i'd be able to bring myself to do much other than defend/flee. i wouldn't wanna hurt them even if it meant protecting myself. hence why Wally avoids all confrontation with her & can't protect his friends from her. he can't hurt his neighbor.
b.2) there's also the shock factor. imagine you wake up from a pleasant dream to an absolute nightmare reality. Boom, automatically thrown way off your rhythm. then one of your close buddies looks Fuckin Weird, Are You Okay? and other crazy shit is happening! you're freaking out!! then your Close Friend Who's Off is suddenly slashing at you and BOOM, your arm's gone & your entire brain is scrambled from shock and fear and "?!?!?!?!?!". plus, i doubt the puppets know they're full of stuffing. seeing yourself sliced open and white fluff spilling out has gotta be just. so Unpleasant on principle.
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CLAWS BABEY! RIP TEAR AND SHRED! those sharp grippers are perfect for piercing and ripping! puppet fleece is Paper to her!
her fighting method is attack wildly until the threat stops making noise! it's very hard to defend oneself from it! imagine those cartoon bits where a cat attacks someone and its just a Flurry of Unbeatable Violence
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Going through life with horrible memory is forgetting when people did nice things for you and seeming ungrateful.
It's also being unable to remember quotes from any podcast you love but haven't listened to more than twice
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Also, isn't it adorable how once his Alphonse is back in his life, even for only a minute, Edward reverts to his old self and is barking orders and sporadic (despite being shot at but thats besides the point lol)
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