Alright here's my semi thought out rambling on the contenders of who could adopt Billy Batson.
Keep in mind, this is not based on the Shazamily Billy, but the homeless kid Billy who spent years running away from his abusive uncle, and then multiple foster homes, and squats in apartments.
BatFam: IMO, they would immulate a foster home too much for Billy's comfort. A large home with multiple bodies, all of them having their own issues and lives that Billy would either feel excluded from or strive to help too much. Likewise, to have all those eyes - especially as the Batfam - watching him and being aware of his every move would be incredibly invasive for him. Billy is an independent kid, but hes not a crime fighter like the batkids, so the others would try to help him in any and every way possible, that would inevitably push Billys boundaries. The family stability is questionable, but the loyalty is definitely something Billy needs. So i think theyd be best as like, the friends home Billy stays at sometimes. Not to mention its Gotham. That city is not for Captain Marvel.
Constantine: lmao. Listen. I love this disaster in a trenchcoat disguised as a wreck of a man, but he should not be in any parental role. Him and Billy work out bc they are around each other in doses. They're complete opposites in methods and morals, and continued exposure would do them both harm. Likewise, when John truly cares for someone he pushes them away bc everyone around him gets hurt. He actively chooses to hurt them sometimes, if theyre not used against him. It doesn't matter that Billy is Captain Marvel and can withstand more than John can throw. John will self destruct and keep Billy away. And that is what would hurt Billy most. Bc he would feel abandoned and unwanted, and that kid has too many issues surrounding that in particular. He needs a stable environment and Constantine can not provide that in the long run - especially in a domestic sense. They're wayyy better off as friends, or magical mentor/mentee.
Superman: The biggest obstacle here is Clark's insistence that Billy remain a child and live a normal life instead of being Captain Marvel. Even if Clark relents to having Billy be Marvel and stay on JL, it would be a continuous struggle for both of them. Not only bc Clark does not know how to be a parent, but also Billy would have a very hard time adjusting. Compared to the other two, I'd say Clark is the most stable, but perhaps not stable enough. Journalism and Superman take up a lot of Clark's time, and he'd really struggle with balancing having Billy too - especially if this is pre-Jon. What's more, unlike Jon, Billy's duties and abilities are different. Despite Superman understanding personal wants vs greater duties, he could not help with Marvel's duties, as much as he'd want to. And I think that would really stress Clark out. Not to mention gaining Billy's trust once its lost is an uphill battle. Cap can work just fine with Superman, but Billy would be a feral kitten - another differing aspect Clark would struggle to grasp. I think there's potential here, esp with help from Lois and Mama Kent, but they're both on such different wave lengths beneath the shallow surface, that they'd struggle with cohabitation and being a 'family' more than one would think.
Wonder Woman: Gonna be honest, I think she's the best candidate for taking Billy in. Not only does she understand Cap's duties from a divine perspective, but she's taken on such monumental tasks. She gave up living on her home island to do her divine warrior duty, but then she found balance in remaking her home life as Diana Prince. She had a loving mother and community that raised her, which she'd draw inspiration from for Billy. There'd be a balance of knowing he's a child that needs protection and he's a chosen champion that needs to learn how to protect others (and himself) - honestly, the same balance Diana's mother had to find for her, which she'd realize with Billy. Itd be a familial connection she has greatly missed since Amazon. And tbh I think Cap and Billy are on the same page with WW - respect and admiration and trust, and that divine tie of being gifted by the Gods (Zeus specifically). Plus being handled without kiddie gloves and respected as a hero would be something Billy greatly appreciates.
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Ummm...
Okay guys guys guys hear me out please hear me out hold on guys hoLD ON-
Okay I KNOW I said Trollzart remains single after Isabella but I had this idea yesterday and I couldn't get it out of my head so I head to test it out and OKAY CMON TELL ME THIS ISNT CUTE AT LEAST A LITTLE-
So... Trollzart and Dickory might be a thing in my AU now.
God I did this with Delta and Barb. I made them kids as single moms then started shipping them AFTER I made their kids and didn't wanna change them so I rehauled their stories and I did the SAME THING TROLLZART AND I DIDNT THINK ID SHIP HIM WITH ANYONE BUT HERE WE ARE
I have terminal shippers disease. I HAVE to ship canon characters or I will actually die
Well imma do the same thing I did with Delta and Barb and not change Isabella, she's still the daughter of Trollzart and the unnamed Troll, Dickory is gonna be her step-dad.
I'm not even sure how this happened. I just saw some art featuring Dickory and in my very ADHD way, I suddenly pictured him being all fatherly with Isabella and welp here I am now...
Will be updating Isabella's profile and making a new family portrait later........
God help me..........
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i got the best and worst booster box ever i pulled three blue eyes. but this was pokemon and it was the fucking duck. quaxlys evolution. i got a bunch of everything cause its a booster box but i pulled three quaquavals. i did it like an advent calendar with my friend. we opened maybe five packs the day we bought it and restrained ourselves for a month and had a pack a day it was so fun pulling these!
the third quaquaval was the rare one but not the gold one and i was so mad lmao it was the second last pack. forreal! and my pulls other than the full art wooper (lets fucking gooo) were shit i wanted a clodsire! i pulled one buying three packs a few days later no big deal lmao but i was so mad at this box.
the last pack had the rare tinkaton. i also got a full art boss's orders too im so happy it was such a funny fucking box in the end i pulled three fucking blue eyes i swear if i saw a fourth quaquaval too early i mightve actually ripped it in half. my problem is I LOST THEM ON THE FUCKING BUS AND LIKE MY WALLET ITS FATE IS WITH THE HUMANS OF OTTAWA AND THE FUCKERS AT OC TRANSPO THAT I TRUST SO MUCH FUCK MY LIFE
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kinda late considering her birthday was a while back but. translating the name maybe. if no ones done anything v similar to that already
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS?!?!?!?
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unfortunately i have an aversion to listening to new music. even if it's music i actively want to hear. i'll look at it and say yeah i wanna check that artist/song out! and then i store it away in my memory banks but hiss like a cat every time spotify tries to make me listen to something that isn't my carefully curated playlists of 5-10 songs of the month that are on repeat all day long.
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I honestly understand Taylor. Like being single and doing hang outs/hook ups with friends w absolutely no strings attached can be a scary line to cross if that friendship is too valuable, but if it's a casual friendship, like you see each other two weeks every eight months, and you just get along and trust each other enough, then it's a fun line to cross. It's a superficial self-indulgent and mutually beneficial bedroom situationship and that's as deep as it gets. Now let's also remember that's how her and Joe started out.
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the odd eye circle tour announcement a day before presale 2 days before general sales and a month before the first tour date. right in the middle of the holiday season. m*dhaus you are not seeing the light of heaven
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