#in my entire life

[man-im-so-high]

sometimes i look at matty and i have to resist the urge to audibly moan

#he's just so #like he's #i need him #so badly #SO BADLY #I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYONE MORE #IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[atruewarrior]

Askeladd is such a sassy, cunty, conniving, manipulative bitch

#rewatched the first 12 episodes this afternoon #he’s so cruel wtf hahahah #but hot #and funny #and deep and in a twisted way also caring #please god give me the talent to write just one such character #in my entire life #I’d die happy #askeladd #vinland saga #peakland saga

[venux777]

me after saying im a kid of aphrodite but then never having a crush

#like never #in my entire life #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #cabin 10 #aphrodite

[abombihoney]

#bug fables #my art #comic #bugtober #bugtober 2022 #day 14: spore #team snakemouth #hb #hawk #neo #wanted to get this out yesterday but was once again destroyed by my amibition #and also desire to attend a haunted hosue #that had the SLOWEST fucking line i have ever been in #in my entire life #apparenty they had a lot of falls #which didnt make sense cause like #90% of haunted houses are fucking crammed with twists and turns ur more likely to run into a wall than the floor #and its cause they had these SUPER FUCKING STEEP ramps. #MULTIPLE OF THEM #like i. a fairly abled bodied young adult had trouble getting up them #and down them #anyway heres this painstaking drawn and colored comic for a shitty joke lmao #could this have just been like #three /four panels? yes #is the build up funnier? also yes #fucking #bug fables spoilers #i alsmost forgor #colored

[minty-cocoa7]

no bc you guys don’t understand.

Someone held up a pride flag during the chorus of take me to church and i cried.

Literal tears.

#hozier #take me to church #i don’t think i’ve ever been that emotional #in my entire life #unreal unearth

[lumimis]

#this image speaks to me #like nothing i've ever seen #in my entire life

[superbattrash]

It’s been nearly 8 whole months without a single tear… and what breaks me is a fucking manhwa about a demon and human falling in love

#fuck me I’m sobbing so hard I can’t see #that was. the most.. amazing story I’ve ever read #in my entire life #misha rants

[lazarus-james]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gran Turismo (2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jann Mardenborough/Jack Salter Characters: Jann Mardenborough, Jack Salter Additional Tags: I started writing this and then stopped, so it might seem a little disjointed, it felt a little too contrived, so i wanted to rewrite it and work on it more, but then i said who cares, These aren't tags, It's 3AM, I should be sleeping, Little bit of smut, i enjoy writing jann coming more than jack, Sorry Not Sorry, Confession, Feelings Summary:

Jann wants his pining to be over.

#janack #at this point #ive written more for janack #than i have for anything maybe #in my entire life #wow #jack salter #jann mardenborough #jannxjack #anyway #lazfics

[yunomagic]

HATSUNE MIKU?! /q

Btw all it took for me to earn the vocaloid phase back was one listen to World Is Mine for nostalgia purposes. Now shes in my brain alongside a blue hedgehog

#vocaloid hatsune #hatsune miku #vocaloid miku #vocaloid #vocaloid art #hatsune miku art #miku art #hatsune art #miku hatsune #i love her sm #i missed her :( #this is actually #my first time #drawing hatsune miku #like #in my entire life #isnt that cfazy #yunomagic

[asickandtirednobody]

I remember when I could be openly Jewish and it wasn't a big deal.

Now I can't even go anywhere.

I have so much to say, but I cant.

#personal #having a biiit of a rough time #being jewish #being a jew today #in my entire life #i have never seen Shul on such lockdown

[fella-lovin-fella]

#if you saw the first one no you didnt #ive wanted nothing more #in my entire life #than prescription sunglasses #poll #polls #glasses #fashion #not mlm #dantes talking again

[spacelaserlulu]

The I Have Diagnosed OCD urge to make a full length video essay discussing how terrible Smile 2022 was

#smile 2022 #actually ocd #that movie is the worst most stigmatizing harmful depiction of mental illness I have ever seen #in my entire life #and it’s not even well made either #source? i watch a lot of horror movies #i can’t believe it got 79 on rt #that’s just wrong

[yuribalisms]

Adulthood is looking at new mattresses and being sad about how much they cost

#I have never had a comfortable or new mattress… ever #in my entire life #they’ve all be 20+ years old and springy and gross and uncomfortable #which wasn’t a big deal as a kid #but I wake up sore every day now #and I was like oh I’ll just see how much a nice new mattress is ☺️ #dawg…. why this shit like a thousand dollars 😭 #(which like I know there’s cheaper ones but I want a NICE one I want a COZY one) #goddammit….. #kaz rambles

[sunscreenstudies]

Y’all, I’m crying

For my data analytics course, we have 101 different datasets to examine and one of those is a list of 300,000 fics from A03 published before 2018, and included within that file is this readme.txt file exPLAINING WHAT FANFICTION IS LIKE ITS SOME TYPE OF FANCY FRENCH CUISINE

but you know what’s even worse? 

the fact that within the lovely database of fanfiction we are examining

IS ONE OF MY OWN FICS

I AM PART OF THIS DATABASE. MY WRITING IS PART OF THIS DATABASE. THAT THEY NEEDED A README TEXT FILE TO EXPLAIN. I. AM. INCLUDED. SOMEONE PLZ SEND HELP CAUSE IM ABOUT TO DIE

#fanfiction #studyblr #fanfics #data analytics #computer sciene #its me #hi #i'm the problem #i've never been more proud #or embarrassed #in my entire life #what do i even do?! #hey prof sorry to interrupt but you see that delightful little M-rated number right there? #yeah? #well thats me

[mabelsguidetolife]

I’ve been really busy taking care of a skin problem my dog has but we weren’t able to bring her to the vet until yesterday and it turns out it’s FLEAS and i feel like an idiot because our house is dimly lit but the room at the office was really bright and THAT’S when we finally noticed, RIGHT before the vet came in — on the plus side, the immediate diagnosis expedited the visit and may have even lowered the price for consultation

anyway we’re going for a three-pronged approach (plus a corticosteroid for the inflammation) and cleaning our things but basically i got woken up early today to immediately help bathe her and i got two leg cramps at the same time….. she’s cooperative but she mdvery strong and doesn’t love baths until she’s already done and dry so unless i hold her securely by the body she’ll start to walk away with her muscular little legs which is why i had to squat in a very non-ergonomic fashion, the balls of my feet the only point of ground contact because she kept moving away, which triggered the tension in my legs

then i showered thoroughly myself (even if she didn’t have fleas i would’ve had to do it anyway; she shook her head while my dad was rinsing her ears and tossed a comical amount of water on my face, like a full splash….. like a tiny log flume had just come directly towards my face, absolutely dripping wet) and played breath of the wild for awhile but now i’m so very sleepy so it’s time for me to snuggle up in bed until i’m more caught up

#haleylyfe #we also have to get some of that squeeze stuff for the cats just in case #fleas aren’t native here and none of our pets have ever had them #in my entire life #which is why my parents didn’t even consider that could be the problem #I had suspicions but my dad was like ‘oh that dead bug in her shampoo???? just a gnat’ and i was like ‘hmmmm’ #I wish my mom would help care for her a little more but she makes everything feel like a deadly ordeal so it’s hard to work with her #besides she’s more of a caretaker for our old one-eyed cat kenny because he has a really ambiguous skin condition #as a result of his war getting slashed open and infected in the street when he was younger #if my mom hadn’t drained the big pustule before going to the vet he would’ve lost the whole ear #but the vets did such a good job you can’t even see the mark #it would’ve necrotized if left alone though which is awful

[shutupdevvie]

thinking about josh in the los angeles strange horizons jumpsuit

#he looked so beautiful #like i have never seen someone look so pretty #in my entire life