#incorrect norse mythology quotes

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Sleipnir: all blueberries are blue berries, but not all blue berries are blueberries

Fenrir: please just go to sleep

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[incorrectedda]

'Kill them with kindness.' Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

—Freyja, probably.

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[mythos-soup]

Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

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[15pantheons]

Odin: If we’re in trouble, just throw Loki at the problem, and hope for the best.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: If I fall…

Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.

Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?

Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*

Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?

Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

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[lokeanheart]

Loki: imma be real with you guys!

Something that just don’t sit right with me is the word “authority” for some reason it has Thors name in it

And I don’t like that very fuckin much .

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[paradisechid800]

Aphrodite: Wait, so you are a goddess of love and beauty too. Freya: Yeah, I am also a goddess of fertility. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: Uh, I'm also the Goddess of sex. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: ... Freya: I'm also the Goddess of War. Aphrodite: ... Aphrodite: *Pulls out Spear* ME TOO!!!

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[godsofhumanity]

Fenrir: Quick! Give me something blunt! Jormungandr: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with Tyr and our own father. Fenrir: Fenrir: An object, Jormungandr!

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[salvepersone]

Hermes: What is your biggest weakness?

Loki: I can be uncooperative.

Hermes: Okay, can you give me an example?

Loki: No.

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Narada: Dammit, Hermes! Hermes: What?! It wasn’t me! Narada: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Loki! Loki: Not me either. Narada: Oh…Then who set the house on fire? Seth: *whistles*

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[incorrectedda]

A word is the taste our tongue has of eternity; that's why I speak.

—Óðinn, probably.

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[mythos-soup]

Loki: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Sygn: AS ENEMIES?!

Loki: ...

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[mytho-nerd]

Loki: see you tomorrow, partner!

Thor: until tomorrow!

Freyja, cleaning up a mass trail of destruction: yeah. No, you’re not doing this again.

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[lore-olympus-saga]

Persephone: Hades, say sorry to Loki.

Hades: ... My apologies Loki.

Persephone: And now, Loki, say sorry to Hades.

Loki: ...

Loki: Unfuck you I guess. 

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[15pantheons]

Odin: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!  Freyja: Apparently, we're not. 

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