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#incorrect seven deadly sins quotes
librathefangirl · 6 months
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The Demon King possessing his sons: Eww, too short.
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ladymerlin-lab · 5 months
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~At the boar hat~
Elizabeth: I think being kind is really attractive.
Merlin: In my case, smart is attractive. It is not that difficult, educate me on something I don't know!
~Escanor to himself: SAY SOMETHING SMART, SAY SOMETHING SMART!~
Escanor: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus!
Merlin😅: Darling please stop-
Ban: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meliodas: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elizabeth: 🤦🏼‍♀️
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datlokibumtho · 3 months
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Meliodas: "I have a dull sword. Which isn’t sharp but it’s still a bigass piece of metal I can hit someone with."
Gloxinia: "Nice.
Later:
Meliodas: "His sword’s not even sharp at the end."
Gloxinia: "No, but it is still a bigass piece of metal he can hit you with.
Meliodas: "Damn it damn it damn it damn it fuck you."
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incorrectsdsins · 1 year
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Demon King: You have darkness within you.
Meliodas: Everyone does.
Demon King: You can't ignore me forever.
Meliodas: I'm not ignoring you.
Demon King: Then what will you do with the sharp edges of your soul?
Meliodas: Chop vegetables.
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annfirestar · 2 years
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Escalin incorrect quotes
Escanor: looks at Merlin
Escanor: I support women’s rights, but more importantly I support women’s wrongs.
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Merlin, is doing something odd: Aren't you going to ask? 
Escanor: What is this, my first day?
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Merlin: walks in the bar 
Gowther, looking at his book: You look nice today Merlin. 
Merlin: You didn’t even look up from your book. 
Gowther: No, but Escanor’s heart rate sped up when you walked in the room, so it's a safe guess. 
Escanor, choking with his words and severely blushing: I DID NOT
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Merlin: Escanor made me care about stupid things. 
Meliodas: Like what? 
Merlin: Friends. Humanity. My well being. 
Escanor, happily cooking in the kitchen with a lion apron on: Don't forget the morals! 
Merlin, sighing in despair: And... gags morals.
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Merlin: Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen? 
Escanor: Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay? 
Merlin: I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now. 
Escanor: … 
Escanor: Yeah sure, come here.
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Escanor: You're beautiful, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. 
Merlin, in the middle of some experiment: I'm sorry, what were you saying? 
Escanor: Perfect.
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erizia · 4 months
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Meliodas: I wonder what's wrong with me.
Ban: You're five feet tall and the oldest out of us.
Gowther: You're morally bankrupt.
Merlin: You're seriously traumatised.
King: You're a sexual deviant.
Escanor: You tried to kill me.
Diane: You suck at chess.
Meliodas:
Meliodas: I meant what's causing my headache!
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winterlogysblog · 3 months
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Tioreh: *running towards Nasiens with open arms*
Nasiens: *moves out of the way*
Tioreh: Hey, why'd you move?!
Nasiens: I thought you were going to attack me.
Tioreh: I was going to hug you!
Nasiens: Why would you hug me?
Tioreh: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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vosaem · 18 days
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After the Percy Platoon knows the truth about Nasiens:
Donny: Wait, ho's older?
Nasiens & Mertyl: *look at each other and shrug their shoulders*
Nasiens: The queen and king told us that we are, probably, from the same month - but they don't know exactly who is older.
Anne: .... When are you going to call them correctly?
Nasiens: *ignoring Anne* But I think Mertyl is the older one.
Mertyl: Why?
Nasiens: You always acted as an older brother to me.
Mertyl: .... I treated you really badly....
Nasiens: You're rude, but you're were not bad. "Weakling, this place is too dangerous for you!"; "You look like you're going to faint! Return to you bed!"; "Is or food so bad that you refuse to eat?!"; and things like that aren't evil.
Others: .....
Nasiens: You rudely told me to take care of myself. You literally acted as my big brother all this time.
Lancelot: He got a point.
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*on a hike*
Meliodas: It’s beautiful out here.
Merlin: And quiet.
King:...Too quiet.
Diane: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Ban with a bear in a headlock*
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the-ghost-sin · 7 months
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Ban: you look tired
Meliodas, casually: well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
Meliodas: *sips coffee*
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ladymerlin-lab · 2 years
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~3000 years ago~
Little Merlin: ...
Meliodas: Do you want something Merlin?
Little Merlin blushing: Can you sing me a song to help me sleep?
Meliodas smiling: Sure!
Meliodas, singing: I LOVE BAD BICHTEEEES-!
Elizabeth from the other room: MELIODAS!!!
Meliodas, scared: 🎶Twinkle twinkle little star🎶
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datlokibumtho · 2 years
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Gloxinia: "I have gone all day drinking water instead of alcohol. I should be commended."
Drole: "It's nine a.m."
Gloxinia: "...I don't need this kind of negativity from you."
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incorrectsdsins · 1 year
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Merlin: You brought a date to the mission?
Meliodas: It was either this or ice skating.
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erizia · 5 months
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Meliodas: If this is my last night with you all, I wish to tell you all my true thoughts about each of you.
Meliodas: Diane. You're much more clever than anyone gives you credit for. You have a good heart and I'm so proud of you.
Diane, tearful: Oh Captain...
Meliodas: Ban. You're a whore.
Ban, weeping: Oh Captain!
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winterlogysblog · 2 months
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Lancelot: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Tioreh: Incoherent mumbling
Lancelot: Huh?
Sixtus: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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