JSHK Incorrect Quotes But From A Generator
Very creative I know but hey, decided it's time to make a post or smth.
Kou: Teru isn’t answering my messages.
Akane: Allow me.
Kou: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Teru: *replying to message* Hello.
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Hanako: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Nene: Actually, Hanako, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Hanako: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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Kou: I am strong! I beat Mitsuba at arm wrestling!
Hanako: Anyone can beat Mitsuba at arm wrestling!
Mitsuba: Hey-
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Natsuhiko: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Kou: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Nene: A pet WHAT?!
Hanako: William Snakespeare.
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Kou: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Kou: Violently practices.
Hanako: Violently studies.
Nene: Violently sleeps.
Mitsuba: Violently shoots pictures.
Tsuchigomori: Violently boxes.
Yako: Violently murders people.
Aoi: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Sakura: You have ten cookies and your friend takes two. What do you have?
Mitsuba, tearing up: A friend
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Hanako: *pretends to stretch his arms*
Hanako: *puts arm around Yashiro*
Kou: *watches Hanako*
Kou: *looks at Mitsuba*
Kou: *pretends to stretch his arms*
Kou: *accidentally hits Mitsuba in the face with his elbow*
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Kou: What's your biggest fear?
Mitsuba: Being forgotten.
Kou: Damn, that's deep. Mine is the Kool-Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
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Supernatural!(Y/N): [wiggling eyebrows] Hey who’s your favorite person in the whole world? [bats eyes]
Teru: Don’t have one
Supernatural!(Y/N): Hey! What about me?
Teru: You asked favorite person and you’re my angel
Supernatural!(Y/N): [tearing up] Awww, really?
Teru: Yes, because you’re dead to me
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Hanako: This is Nene, they’re… not my assistant, some other word.
Nene: I’m their carer.
Hanako: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don’t have to.
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Chapter 102 (TBHK)
Manga Panel Colored!*SPOILERS*
Took me 4 hours!
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"Oh no! They killed Mitsuba again!"
"Bastards!"
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Tsukasa: Do you cook?
Mitsuba: I made a cake once.
Natsuhiko: Yeah, it was good.
Mitsuba: Really?
Natsuhiko: Don't make me lie twice, Mitsuba.
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Tsukasa: So, what are we doing?
Amane: Wasting our lives.
Tsukasa: I meant for lunch.
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Mitsuba Arc in a nutshell
Kou: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Mitsuba: I'm too pretty.
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Yashiro: what’s the matter with Akane?
Teru: My stunning good looks blew him away.
Akane, groaning on the floor: HE PUNCHED ME IN THE STOMACH
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Today I deliver tbhk characters as posts I saw on my Pinterest feed
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