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wordpainterpixie · 19 days
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Orsino: *pulls back the curtain while Cesario is showering*
Orsino: Hey, did you - stop screaming it’s me - did you pass that message on to Olivia?
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feste-de-jester · 4 months
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🃏 ⤷ Twelfth Night Incorrect Quotes #67
Orsino: Viola and I are no longer dating. Viola: That’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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danganronpafakes · 10 months
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Miu: Welcome, ass.
Source: William Shakespeare (“Twelfth Night”)
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Fabian, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Sir Andrew, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sir Toby, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Malvolio, trembling: What are we playing
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thatwildegirl · 10 months
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Sebastian: Antonio, you risked your life to save me!
Antonio: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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Sebastian: Okay, who else thought Viola was a dude?
Sebastian: Put your hand down, Viola.
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mxlcncholy · 2 years
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orsino: what’s your type?
viola/cesario: you
orsino:
orsino: i meant your blood type bro you’re bleeding
orsino: thanks tho you’re my type too
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brochacho · 6 months
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Londo Mollari really brings a Sir Toby Belch energy that Malv- I mean the first few seasons’ G’Kar doesn’t really appreciate, huh
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macbooth · 11 months
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Malvolio: I wish I could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.
Maria: I work a minimum wage job.
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wordpainterpixie · 2 months
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Orsino: Hey, Olivia, do you have feelings for me?
Olivia: Yeah, annoyance.
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feste-de-jester · 5 months
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🃏 ⤷ Twelfth Night Incorrect Quotes #64
Olivia: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Cesario: What? No, I— Orsino: *enters room* Olivia: *jaw clenches*
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incorrecter-quotes · 4 months
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Demon Slayer incorrect quotes pt. 1
Shinobu: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Y/N: ...I was hungry.
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Mitsuri, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Obanai, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Sanemi: Tomioka-
Tomioka: *sighs* Kyojuro used to call me Tomioka...
Sanemi:...Because that's your fucking name.
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Obanai: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing me presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Tomioka: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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Thank you for reading! Have a wonderful day/night, stay hydrated <33
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dispatchpodcast · 1 year
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The twelfth episode is here!
In this episode, meet @tripleaxeldiaz (aka spinningincircles aka Lauren), hear all about her fic, and listen to Rachel almost forget to ask about Lauren's podcast!
Listen to a preview above, stream the full episode on Anchor.fm, or find it on platforms including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and more.
See the show notes below for timestamps of when specific discussion takes place, and for links to Lauren, her works, and her recommendations for works by creators @elisela @extasiswings @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels @woodchoc-magnum @cinematicnomad @catdadeddie @buttercupbuck @nymika-arts and @tawaifeddiediaz
Show Notes:
Topics:
Welcome and guest intro (03:13)
How Lauren got into 9-1-1 (feat. starting with Lone Star) (05:38)
Favourite things about 9-1-1 (feat. the beauty of getting the Begins episodes) (19:58)
Favourite character (once again, bet you can't guess…) (26:22)
Favourite episode and scene (feat. being haunted by the shooting) (37:24)
Discussion of Lauren's writing and fic (44:15), focused on: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you (feat. can you believe Lauren has never ice skated?! & having a fic made into a fanfic book) (44:28); always golden in the sky series (feat. the productive procrastination of research) (1:40:51); when the dance is through, it’s me and you (feat. Rachel prematurely starting 6B spec chat) (2:17:48); and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts) (feat. thank god for people on Tumblr who will help you find fic) (2:46:54)
What Lauren is working on (3:01:17)
Lauren's fandom history (feat. old fanfiction.net accounts you would rather forget…) (3:03:36)
Thoughts on Season 6 so far and predictions (3:15:17) (feat. Lauren is much older and wiser (despite being younger!) than Rachel)
Recommendations for creators and fanworks (3:29:17)
Lauren’s podcast (The Leading Lady Club) (3:32:20)
Goodbye and outro (3:33:54)
Referred to in episode:
Lauren's Tumblr and AO3
Fics discussed: maybe one day i’ll fly next to you; always golden in the sky series (all was golden when the day met the night and darling let me trace the lines); when the dance is through, it’s me and you; and maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)
Other fics of Lauren's mentioned: his name on your heart; fool for you from the bottom of my soul; and subtle as a brick in the small of my back
incorrect buddie quote post that inspired Lauren's first buddie fic
Eli (elisela)
Oli (tsoanatural) and an example of the fic books
Meg (nymika-arts)
picture of all the 911 fic books that Rachel has together
Kris (hattalove), Kris' podcast ep, and Kris' fic book
Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)
Those Two Firefighters fic
my post asking seeking maybe then, I’ll fade away (and not have to face the facts)
Morgan (rewritetheending)
Nova (catdadeddie) and 911bts
The Leading Lady Club Podcast
Lauren's recommendations:
Eli (elisela)'s fic
Chapel (extasiswings)'s fic
Mads (letmetellyouaboutmyfeels)'s fic
Felicity (woodchoc-magnum)'s fic, including the you can tell everybody this is your song series
Kat (cinematicnomand)'s fic and edits and gifs, including the happy eddie diaz series
Nova (catdadeddie)'s edits and gifs and 911bts
Alicia (buttercupbuck)'s edits and gifs and fic, including in a week
Meg (nymika-arts)'s art, edits and gifs, and fic
Zee (tiawifeeddiediaz)'s fic and edits and gifs
Contact details:
Dispatch Tumblr: dispatchpodcast.tumblr.com Dispatch email: [email protected] Rachel's Tumblr: burnthatbridge.tumblr.com
Credit:
Intro and outro music by BrightestAvenue from Pixabay
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Orsino: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
Olivia: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
(source: tumblr) (twelfth night)
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awhisperinthenight · 2 years
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incorrect quotes tag
thanks so much for tagging me @pluttskutt !!!!
rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
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zoé, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! jo, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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vonya: ARE YOU- todd: Fucking. vonya: KIDDING ME?! YOU- todd: Fucking. vonya: IDIOT! miya: …What was that? todd: sov banned vonya from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
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khal: I think it’s time I get my life in order. ary, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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griff: jo! I thought you were dead! jo: No, just in deep cover. griff: ...But it was an open casket. jo: It was very deep.
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why are all of them so accurate
tagging @writinginslowmotion and anyone else that wants to do it, cause its really fun.
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