#is that too much to ask????

[is-mise-setanta]

Hopeless romantic?? Hell no I am a hopeless found family-ic. You are slightly younger than me and appreciate my advice and little trinkets?? TOO LATE you are now my little sibling and I will kill for you

#asexual #aromantic #aroace #found family #shitpost kinda #listen i just love my friends #i wanna be the sarcastic but nice older brother #is that too much to ask????

[nounaarts]

Still practicing a style so boom pow Macaque redraws !!

#I promise you im so normal about him #i lied #im insane #i love him so much #he makes me go crazy #all i want is his happiness #is that too much to ask???? #WHY CANT HE BE HAPPY??? #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #lmk #lmk six eared macaque #monkie kid #lego monkie kid season 4 #macaque #lmk macaque #monkie kid art

[sh1-n0bu]

I need to leave my horny thoughts with someone and I chose you to be my victim but like am I the only one who goes absolutely feral over the thought of aftercare. Like I look at characters like scaramouche with the urge to absolute ruin him but like I want to take care of him too. I give him many kisses mwah mwah.

God damn it I'm so fucking gay

♡︎ 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙮 ♡︎

Characters: sub!scaramouche x dom!gn!reader

Warnings: like i always make my reader’s nb so everyone can feel included i do say cock but it can be thought of as a strap on too, hair pulling, crying, a bit of blood, mirror-fucking (kind of), a bit of dumbification, feminization, marking, a bit of a creampie ig???

and as a tradition no proof read, we die like a true horny mfs

Notes: and i will happily be the victim nonnie😌but yeah sameee. i’m more of a gentle dom but i don’t mind being mean sometimes(only with consent tho) and the aftercare would be just me spoiling the shit outta my bbies. also i tried head cannons for this ask. hope u don’t mind nonnie luv😚💓

oh scara scara scara

my favorite lovely brat

rough him up a bit he srsly wouldn’t mind it

mark him all up. the little whore wouldn’t mind showing off who he belongs to and who belongs to him

bite his neck, leave hickeys, bruise him up, and if the hickeys and love marks are starting to disappear, force him down and suck on the same spot

when you force him to sit still on your lap while marking him for long enough the little brat won’t hesitate to start grinding his needy neglected cock on your thighs

and when he feels nice and wants to be babied and spoiled by you, he would wear cute short pastel skirts and crop tops, a lace lingerie of your favorite color and favorite style

would lift up his tiny skirt to show you the see through lacy panties he chose and would ask “do i look pretty, love?”

pls spoil him, he needs it and definitely craves it even though he doesn’t say anything

buy him nice lingerie, accessories to go with it, clothes, spoil him, fuck him how he wants it

when you give him the gifts you got him or show him the tiniest bit of affection like goodbye kisses he just melts

put light make up on him just to watch as everything rolls down his face while his slutty hole gets absolutely wrecked by you

pull on his hair and make him watch himself get fucked stupid on the mirror opposite of your bed that you may or may not have put there purposely just for this reason

poor little scaramouche is so red and embarrassed of how you’re fucking his tiny self so good and deep to the point even a belly bulge is seen

he would whine and sob sooo prettily

“hic f-fuck me… mmoohre! pleashhee… i-i’ll be good hnng-ghh i’ll be shoshosho good! promishee”

and if you wanna leave him completely fucked out to the point he can’t even think of a single plea then press the cute belly bulge

baby boy would start trashing around with eyes blown wide and heart shaped pupils<3

“g-gAAANHHGG NO! NO NO NO! D-DON’T TOUCH ME THE-AAUUNNNGGH♡︎♡︎“

the prettiest crier fr fr😌

mouth open with his tongue lolling out, put your fingers in his mouth and gently pull on his tongue, it makes him cum right then and there on the spot

slowly but deeply fuck him, his eyes would turn into heart pupils real quick with his red eyeliner running down

make him suck your fingers, he has a bit of a hand kink, especially if you’re taller or your hand has some noticeable scars or/and blisters

heavily making out with him while turning his mind into a mushy mess has him whining and sobbing out so freely and loudly

LOUD and i cannot say this enough

would be even louder if you were to gently nibble on his lower lip and accidentally cause it to bleed

keep filling his cute slutty hole until he’s a sobbing mess who can’t even focus his eyes on you with his heart shaped pupils<3

but always be sure to take good care of him afterwards

since he’s short and a puppet i’m pretty sure he doesn’t weigh that much so manhandle him

princess carry your precious boy and have a nice refreshing bath with him, his mushy brain and marked body would enjoy the feeling

and always cuddling and a nice pillow talk where you just praise him and call him your good boy, your sweet prince is a must or else the brat will pout and ignore you in the morning🙄

hold him close to you while you both drift off to sleep

he’d have the cutest, pleased small smile🥹

“hnng - lub you too♡︎” —> his words not mine

#nobu.writes #sub genshin #sub!scaramouche #sub!genshin #sub scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #dom!reader #sub!character #dom reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact smut #scaramouche smut #he’s just so #ksjwjfnwkfjwnnf #i just wanna #kiss him #and take care of him #is that too much to ask???? #i just wanna spoil him fr🥹🥹🥹 #🦝 anon

[forjongseong]

I just want one good jay smut fic where the reader doesn't call him daddy

#is that TOO MUCH TO ASK???? #enhypen smut #jay smut #nanarambles

[thebest-medicine]

ugh after a long day at work on my feet I really just want to come home, plop my feet in someone’s lap, and have them tickle my feet softly/lightly for like a(hundred) hour(s) 💓💗💓💗💓

#tickling #is that too much to ask???? #like sometimes I lightly trace over the tops of my feet / toes and it’s like #more relieving than a massage even #all muscle go soup mode #sighhhhssss #mine #tickles

[multi-lefaiye]

desperately craving content of my ocs and then realizing i have to make it bc they're my ocs like AAAAAA

#multi makes text posts #i just want a million stories about characters beating up abdiel for eden #is that too much to ask???? #(being silly)

[ascendingtostardust]

I just want to grab joshs hips and hold him close and make him giggle and blush

#is that too much to ask???? #it’s missing josh hours

[evansbby]

It’s always literally when I have to work the most that I just keep daydreaming about being ari little housewife 😭💞 .

Like I just know this man would seem so grumpy and mean to everyone and he would act so serious in public but the minute he just walks into his house tired from a long way of work providing for his babies 🥰seeing his little baby wife pregnant and with his two baby boys in her arms he would be so sweet and baby them all , he would talk to his baby girl in his mamas belly and kiss it and then he would just take both babies in his arm even thought he’s carrying flowers for his wife because he’s so strong and he would give it to her and tell her she’s such a good girl for being his little housewife taking care of his babies at home in her little cute dress and she would be so shy even thought she shouldn’t be 🥵

And then they would eat dinner like a cute perfect family and he would tell his babies about how his day was so hard but he doesn’t care because it’s worth it for his little family (little but they will be 5 😂) . And then he would just compliment her about his cooking and she would remember how at the beginning she felt frustrated because she was a little dumb baby so couldn’t cook but ari was patient and eventually she progressed and became the best cook .

but at the same time he would have the daddy energy and tell her when they finish eating to get him a beer while he watches football on the couch his thighs taking all the place so when she comes back she sit on his lap but she would be so Horny because she didn’t see him all day and she has to follow his rule she can’t do anything without daddy permission including touching princess parts .so she would just not stop moving and grinding on him so obviously now we know what’s gonna happen after …

Lmao I should study and this took me so long but I’m glad i needed it .

BESTIE I AM PANTING

This is literally my perfect fantasy!!!

Like there’s nothing more to add except I want this so so SO bad!!! I WANT DILFY OLDER DADDY HUSBAND ARI TO BABY ME AKA HIS BABY WIFE AND AKJKXJSJSS BE SLIGHTLY CONDESCENDING AND I AM PREGNANT AND WE HAVE TWINZ AND HE IS A GREATD DAD🥹

#is that too much to ask???? #ugh #anon #Ari levinson

[raveartts]

So I got this game on the release day,,,,,i just finished it ;_;

#raveartts #legend of zelda #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #once again!!!! you finish the game and they just shoot you back to your last save as if you hadn't done shit #i don't want a star on my save file i want to play in post ganon hyrule!!!!! #i understand why they did that here tho #because you wouldn't be able to fuck around with rauru's arm anymore if they did that #but COME ON #it fucking kills me that they just have Link giving this dead fish eye expression as he saves Zelda #please nintendo i just want him to smile ONCE #is that too much to ask???? #that he smiles a little after he does all this shit to defeat ganon and gets zelda back #esp after he KNOWS that she's supposedly doomed to immortal deadass dragonhood #please have an ounce of expression i beg of thee #anyways the final battle was stupid easy (just took forever because i miss every flurry rush -_-) #but COOL DRAGON #TWO COOL DRAGONS EVEN #zelda should've stayed a dragon she was cooler that way smh

[praetorqueenreyna]

should be working on event week stuff but I can't stop making evil tamlin edits.....

#I JUST WANT HIM TO GO CRAZY AND KILL PEOPLE #IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK????

[thewizardofozwel]

@jagged203 should let me adopt a rescue chicken. Here are my very good reasons why.

1. Chickens are very handsome and polite ladies who are only a little bit rude sometimes I promise.

2. Think of how effective our food scraps system will be if we have a chicken ontop of the rabbit we already feed delicious vegetable skins too. They could both be very happy and spoiled, the only thing that would make it more efficient is my third point.

3. We should also adopt a rescue pig.

#the wizard speaks #i just want a bunch of good little guys that I can hang out with and love #is that too much to ask????

[writeforfandoms]

WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY. WHY.

#crying #i miss you all #i just wanna have a sleepover #is that too much to ask???? #personal #whine complain

[mattynmarns]

Maslow's hierarchy of needs but its just dteam being happy and safe

#is that too much to ask???? #mcyt

[thomas-mvller]

@ bayern

#IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???? #bayern lb

[rosaacicularis]

So Grian as Hades and Scar as Persephone?

Them being in love, but Scar has to leave him during the spring leaving Grian without his heart until winter brings his heart back to him

anon you are so right </3 it’s so sad that i can literally compare scarian to every greek romance ever because they are simply so tragic </3

#can they please be happy? #for once?? #is that too much to ask???? #scarian #desert duo #hermitshipping #anon ask

[imafuckingboy]

god i just wanna sit in someone's lap and make out with them and pull their hair and give them hickeys

#is that too much to ask???? #finn.txt