#it doesn't go with the quote in the show

[lo-ganavnu-klum]

basically what happened

#good omens #go #good omens fanart #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens season 1 #good omens season one #good omens season 1 spoilers #i didn't look how adam looked in the show so 🤷‍♀️ if he doesn't look 100% to screen #good omens comic #good omens memes #go season 1 spoilers

[random-autie-fangirl]

Shoutout to a bunch of voices crushing on the Razor

Voice of the Broken: She doesn't want us. Voice of the Contrarian: You're just saying that because you want her to be into you. Voice of the Broken: I know. I thought I was being obvious.

Voice of the Paranoid: Maybe it'll work! Maybe it'll throw her off. I know I'd be thrown off if she started flirting with us. Voice of the Contrarian: Yeah, because you'd be into it. Voice of the Paranoid: No comment.

Voice of the Stubborn: I'm into it. Voice of the Cheated: I can't say I mind either. If it weren't for all the cheating, I'd say she's pretty cute.

Bonus:

Hero doesn't know if he's into the Razor

#slay the princess #the razor #shifting quiet #broken paranoid stubborn cheated contrarian and smitten: I like the kind of woman who can actually just kill me #hey look! I did a thing #i'm sorry this is so funny #six of them! #hunted explicity doesn't want to flirt with her #opportunist cold and skeptic can't show up here #I didn't give smitten's line because everyone knows about him #got these quotes from tvtropes by the way #also love contra being the one to nudge his buddies and go like “you liiiikkke her don't you?”

[magicaldreamfox1]

kinnporsche the series as faceless gifsets: ep 4 / 14

“For me, all of our people are the same.”

#continuation of a series everyone forgot abt and doesn't care abt! #i hate this set and i hate the noodle shot #but here u go #anyways this kinn quote. many thoughts many many thoughts #vegaspete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #bl shows #my gifs #leftontheladder #usertph #userboots #faceless kp series

[mildcicada]

If you surrendered to the air you could ride it.!!! .....I give up, I surrender etc.

#this is technically sort of semi inspired by an old mike crew drawinf #my art #mike crew #tma #the Magnus Archives #need to go down the mike crew tag again #problem is 90% of it is he shows up in one chapter from some unrelated tma fic. on account of being a side character LE SIGH #i know why that is the case but like stilllllll le sigh. just bc he had like 3 episodes worth of content doesn't mean i haven't created #rich inner world of him. #when people draw him blonde it is so frightening.. #unrelated i just always think that when i see those designs #like the dogs with bright blue eyes. im shakign please give them contacts etc #i have 1 million drawinfs of mime crew this exact angle pose face drawing medium color scheme etc.. #umm whats that quote. about art and obsession #*guy at the party meme* they don't even know all the sing lyrics i relate to him

[the-lark-ascending69]

> be a robin buckley fan

> be lesbian

> project on robin

> look up "internalized homophobia robin buckley" on tumblr because it's cathartic

> 3/4 of the posts are about st3ddie or just about steve

#saw one in which steve was like ''no robin you don't understand! i have never been loved! i don't know how that feels like!'' #i have several grips about that interpretation #going from the fact that's not true (dustin is clearly a big steve fan + robin herself cares about him deeply) #to the fact he probably wouldn't be introspective enough to voice his emotions this concisely not to mention he'd probably wouldn't take #a moment to realize he's never felt loved if that were the case. i mean. he could think that. when he's like 35 and more in touch with his #inner world. 19yo steve can't even get the hint that hitting on a girl who's already clearly taken (nancy) is wrong so like i don't expect #him to be that smart #but i can live with people having takes i don't agree with. my opinion doesn't have to be everyone else's opinion if you see steve that way #it fine #what bothered me was the fact he was saying this to a lesbian living in the 80s lmao #who tells him that 1) her whole life has been an error 2) she doesn't think he'd want to be close to her if he truly knew her and 3) #3) is paralyzed by fear of social suicide if she dares believe for even a second that the girl she likes may like her too #like i dont need people to do deep dives into robin lore and quote from memory lines from Surviving Hawkins abt robin feeling like she's #rotten inside. not supposed to have friends. feeling like something is wrong with her and that pushes people away etc etc #the fact that she's a lesbian should tell you enough abt who has the biggest chances of being loved 😭 #also bothered me that it showed up when looking up posts abt internalized homophobia because?? where's the internalized homophobia therw #unless it's gay steve feeling bad abt it in an AU (as if canon robin didn't go through it) #like look im not bothered to find steve-centric content in the robin tag cos people are gonna tag her in posts mentioning her. #she's his friend. #but there are barely any posts at all about robin's internalized homophobia. like i saw 2 or 3. compared to all the steve or steddie ones #where's the love for my babygirl 😭😭 #anti steddie #not really but y'know i don't wanna bother anyone #edit: the bit about there being like 3 posts on robin w internalized homophobia isn't exactly true. there are a few. but they still feel #drowned in st3ddie posts #like something isn't right here

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

Since every day yohaji's anime is getting closer and closer this is a reminder that harassing real people about something fictional is not right and that if you see something you don't like the option to block is your best friend.

#this post was born thanks to dunmeshi actually #since there are so many people who go around quoting arts of things they don't like saying how much they hate it and the same with edits #which in addition to being super rude seems foolish to me? #like you know that in social networks like twt and tt there is something called algorithm right? #and this algorithm is going to see that you are interacting with something it doesn't see if it is a negative or positive response #what matters to it is that you interacted with it #even went as far as commenting #then the algorithm is going to think that you like that something you interacted with and it will show you more #why would you do that to yourself #I'm only bringing this to the yohaji fandom because it's the one that's been on my mind the most lately and it's going to have an adaptatio #and we all know there's going to be fights probably #tanamai sensei is a multishipper anyway... #yohaji

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

Renard: *tries to look composed, looks like there's an entire broomstick stuck up his ass instead*

Juliette: i can't believe i'm gonna sleep with him

Random friend: you don't have to?

Juliette, re-applying lipstick like a woman with a mission: no, i'm gonna

#incorrect grimm quotes #juliette silverton #sean renard #silverprince #i suppose in this scenario there's shit going on that's darkening sean's moods #but he still gotta show up for this event whatever it is #i find it very funny to think of juliette deciding on her own that she's gonna get that man #could be one of those AUs where juliette and nick broke up at the very beginning or smth? #maybe before that even #and juliette never met renard as nick's boss #i like to imagine all these AUs where nick and juliette are close friends regardless #and that nick's very protective of her which doesn't go well for sean dkbddndbjzbznzbzsn #it's funnier that way!!!!!!!

[kenzie-ann27]

I want you to understand. Everything I went through, everything I've accomplished. Everything I've suffered. It's all here. Inside me, and now... it's in you.

Joseph Wilson | Teen Titans (2003 - 2006)

#i used a quote from the comics since he doesn't really talk in the show #there he is! my favorite comic character! #they could have given him such a fascinating story in the show honestly #how about we cancel teen titans go and bring this show back huh #teen titans #joseph wilson #dc jericho #dc comics #my gifs #ngl... childhood crush right here

[spnintheyearofourlord]

Okay Dean “You know I am not much for prayin’ ‘cause in my book it’s the same as beggin’” and “I prayed to you, Cas, every night” Winchester, I see you.

#destiel #deancas #dean winchester #supernatural #just thinking my little thoughts #don’t look at me I’m having a moment #something something no greater devotion than that to his brother who he’s praying for in the former yet this implies #the same love and desperation fueling that must apply to Cas too #do y'all see what I'm saying? does the connection make sense? #especially s8 going forward Dean often takes the cake for toxicity I’m sorry it’s just true. HOWEVER. we need to talk about the softness #that man shows to Cas in this season specifically. #for ex: after Cas sternly shuts him down in 8x08 he doesn't get defensive and snap back like Dean often does #he goes over and sits on the bed across from cas and softly says 'talk to me.' like i'm sorry? has dean ever said that?? #not that i recall. usually it's smthg like 'are you ok? no? that's rough buddy. shove it down.' bc that's what he was taught #and mid-end of the prior season though his ‘don’t tell Cas the truth’ plan was not great it was pretty clear imo how deeply happy he was #just to have cas back. broken or not he’d rather have him. . #I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say that's why we're in the tags but it's just something about how Cas deeply betrayed them and we #know how intensely Dean can hold a grudge yet when they get Cas back Dean's softer with him than he ever was before. #and then searches monster land high and low for him even after Cas abandons him #and connecting the former and latter quotes up there it's pretty clear how deep that devotion runs #(platonically or romantically. to each their own reading. and not always healthily.) #because he's as well as admitted he begged for Cas in purgatory. every. night. #Dean 'I don't pray bc i don't beg and I'm not weak' #Dean 'I would do anything for sam so i'll beg for help' #Dean 'I prayed to you. I killed my way to you. did you hear my prayers?' #it's just really somethin'. #I have to wonder if Cas knows how big that is. He must right? #(for my own tags) #dean #spn s8

[maddy-ferguson]

something from the book i so wish had been in the tbosas movie is the way snow thinks lucy gray is below him...and the fact that he never grows out of it (which doesn't mean he doesn't like her, he just also kind of despises her and people like her). when i reread the book i had just seen killers of the flower moon and snow and lucy gray's relationship was very reminiscent of ernest and mollie's relationship for me like when king hale asks ernest "can you stand [mollie's] kind?" even though their kind were doing unspeakable things to her kind? snow and lucy gray's relationship is very much like that to me and there's also the power he has over her by literally being responsible for her life and idk i feel like if you only watch the movie you can delude yourself into thinking he's somewhat overcome his prejudice against people from the districts by falling in love with a girl who isn't from the capitol when he never does he thinks they're savages from day 1 to day like 60 and he thinks it on day 55 too

#it's like this racial thing kind of which is why it really reminded me of killers of the flower moon because yeah that's a movie about #white people marrying into native families and killing them and inheriting their money and about leonardo dicaprio's character poising his #wife to do that and blowing up her sister's house. etc #and so i don't care about people being like oh snow's hot because like that's the face of an actor of course people would think that lol #but the takes i see about him and lucy gray's relationship i'm like. huh. #also the possessiveness. i could actually go on for quite a while about the changes in their dynamic that makes it not hit like it did in #the book or like he's still kinda possessive i guess but it's a little aw her ex-boyfriend is the reason why she was a tribute of course he #doesn't like him. when like. he legit thinks of her as belonging to him. in many ways #also the one change that i think shows that their relationship is portrayed differently in significant ways in the movie is the fact that #when he wakes up in the hospital he immediately tells tigris and sejanus that lucy gray saved him when in the book he was literally like NO #ONE CAN EVER KNOW #i was like oh! #and when you change that it's kind of like. what's the point then #there's also something to be said about how he says she's not really from 12 and about how it's unfair she had to live there at all. and #her not really being from 12 is something she says herself but! #also while i was reading the book i was totally reminded of the quote from that guy who made the last of us about how #intense hate is universal and about vengeance #like literally okay coriolanus snow #and like i say: brf slt

[dawningfairytale]

mischa: i feel like doing something stupid

noel: i'm something stupid, do me

#source: himym #rtc #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone incorrect quotes #nischa #passionfruit rtc #frenchrap #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #like doesn't mischa seem like the kind of person to want to have fun and do dumb shit #while being intelligent to understand that there could be bad consequences or a better choice to make #which vibes #noel says this as a joke but like #mischa takes him up on the offer #or says 'you have to buy me dinner first.' #optional extra to that sentence (still mischa) 'nah i'm kidding let's go' *rips off shirt* #noel: oh okay you like guys *recalibrating* okay sure let's go #i love mischa coming out to noel at the strangest times/by showing interest to noel #while noel has (what he thinks are) unrequited feelings for mischa #but i'm also a big fan of mischa acknowledging and knowing his identity outside of noel #and the two of them both being out in their friendship before developing romantic feelings #thanks to anyone who reads me going batshit in my tags lol

[ceruleanfuckup]

So I had a fantastic date tonight.

#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice #he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot #he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same #he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me #he has dice tattoos #he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it #we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice #and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺 #he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn #and i got SO EXCITED #i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well #he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to #i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it #my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons #and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me #I've been craving that for so long #I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date #we're going to be talking a lot #I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care #and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it #but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something #and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone #to get excited with me about things #hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him. #just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long #personal #edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym #but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after. #if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities #he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways

[magentagalaxies]

i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

#again i do not have enough performance experiences to make any definitive claims about who ''aubery's audience'' is #but i find it funny that any time i show my aubrey material one-on-one to a queer gen z person #they're always like ''i love it but straight people will definitely hate it or not get it'' #and i get the inclination to be like. ''i like this thing so people like me will like this thing'' #and cishet society seems so polarized w/r/t queer topics it's like. the assumption makes sense #however. whenever i've done an aubrey performance in front of an audience that's predominantly queer and gen z #i've actually received a primarily negative response!! and somehow straight people have never given me shit for my aubrey material #(''well straight allys don't count'' i told some of my aubrey jokes to a joe rogan dudebro and he enjoyed them) #(which yeah maybe could be a mark against my comedy but i like to think i opened his mind a bit at the very least) #i really want to test my aubrey monologues in front of a primarily gen x/boomer audience #bc so far i only have actual performance experience in front of gen z or millennials #and the older people i've told jokes to individually or shown videos of my stuff have really liked it #luckily paul has said a goal for when i'm in town this summer is to get me to perform my aubrey stuff in as many different places as possib #for both queer audiences and non-queer audiences so i can gauge reactions since i don't want to be confined to one demographic #so i'll get a lot of data points this summer #@ paul get me a performing slot at senior citizen pride lmao these are my people #(shoutout to paul going ''jess stop collecting the old homos!'' last time i was in town) #(and when i imitated him and was like ''old gay men are not your pokemon!'' bellini was like ''ok but they may be your audience'') #also one data point i really want to see the variation on is how my one specific joke plays in these different demographics #bc i have a joke that like. it's literally not even about AIDS and doesn't punch down at all #i literally say ''if you're gay and over the age of 50 you could violate the geneva convention and i'd still be like support our troops'' #like obviously being like ''you have been through hell so i will let you get away with literal war crimes you deserve ultimate immunity'' #BUT. in the line right before the quote i use the phrase ''AIDS generation'' not as a derogatory term but being like. #this horrible thing impacted the entire generation y'know? and bellini and scott and their friends call themselves that it's just the term #but when i said the phrase ''AIDS generation'' in front of my gen z audience i heard gasps and felt like they all hated me #and when i did the same line in front of millennials it wasn't quite as striking but their eyes did widen #like i was suddenly an ''edgy comedian''. but like this is a part of our history and it does inform the story i'm telling #the story i'm telling is comedic but it's grounded in this real world context #and i'm like. @ the audience who was offended: when was the last time any of y'all spoke to a gay man over the age of 50 #bc bellini loves that section of the monologue and was offended that people would even take offense to that phrase

[mysteriouslybluepirate]

(I would love to hear your explanations in the tags, as always, share to get a larger data pool!)

#For some background: #I'm at the point in outlining a fic #and now I need to draw a map of where they go and do the math for how long the trip would take. This lets me plan out weather/storms/ports/ #but it does to me. I love learning about this stuff and dumping it on my readers. So I take the extra time to do it. If I don't the plot ho #with some caveats since I grew up reading this stuff. #But when I read other OFMD work in the fandom? #I love Stede reading trashy romance novels #Edward quoting emo 90s shit #and modern slang. I love jumping from historical figure to historical figure. Without worrying that they were long dead/children/yet to be #and I love that this fandom has latched onto it! #I read time travel #modern AUs #and ideas outside of the genera/show's own world. #I do not think my way of writing is better. It takes longer #and eventually #you need to bend the rules a bit so everyone doesn't die. I have turned down writing a ton of fun ideas just because I 'couldn't make it wo #I wanted to see where many in the fandom draw a line! #As always #share around to get some variety #and escape my own OFMD corner! #ofmd #izzy hands #stede bonnet #edward teach #jim jimenez #steddyhands #stizzy #calicohands #calico jack rackham #blackhands

[slumbergoblin]

The Main Trio is complete! (sorta I kinda want to redo Pac but I can do that later-)

#pmatga #my art #cylindria #spiral #pac-man #I'm also just going to say that pac's actual name is Packy. which would make one go wait but isnt that his nickname #and you're right! it probably is! #however. and i've talked about this with my bf for like 2 hours. I believe that the current Pac is related to the original Pac man #for right now i'll say he's related to the Hanna Barbera Pac-Man. because he might be but don't quote me on that- #I also think it'd be neat if yellow pac worlders who were related to the original pac-man by BLOOD #were the only pac worlders able to actually consume ghosts you know? #that also gives an explanation as to why there are just other random yellow pac worlders through out the show #other than the explanation of 'animators just copy and pasted models' which is probably more true ;; #but I like to have fun >:)c #but this also means that I have to change the narrative of pac being the only 'yellow one' left to just #'he's the only yellow pac worlders who is still connected to the power berries left' if that makes sense??? #why did I ramble on? OH RIGHT PACKY- uhhhuhuhhu yeah I'm just going to say his full first name is Packy #it doesn't mean anything and I just think it'd be funny to have him one day go 'my name isn't even Pac' or something #and also my version of Stratos gets chewed out for calling him 'Pac-Man' because Pac is like. 14 #and so stratos is just like w- what else was I supposed to call him! I just came up with it on the fly #thats it for my rambling! even if it might not make sense!