#it’s only 10 dollars one time

[starchica]

Do you have an onlyfans

My Snapchat is my onlyfans! Without the monthly payment

#it’s only 10 dollars one time #that’s it #and you see everything #all my videos get sent to you

[nyxi-pixie]

if your ship has never said anything unbelievably suggestive to each other that the mainstream audience somehow can ignore like it didnt happen or sound like that then are they even your ship?

#'its no use. im completely familiar with your moves your timing. your thrusts.' 🧐🤔🤨🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨😟😟😟🧐😟🤨🧐🤨😨🤔😨🤔😟🤔🤔😟😨😨😨 #*shoves head down on crotch for safety reasons or smt. he really could have gone for Any other pose but he chose head on dick TWICE* #'aw poor baby want me to pick up where he left off?' i KNOW this is only in dub but by fuck what was the REASON? #*calls the sight of the other tied up a glorious view better than a billion dollar masterpiece* #actually half of the shit skk says to or about each other is like this #anyway enough of them. #*fucking sniffs the air and recognises the homie's scent after apparently not seeing eo in 10 yrs* #'i could take you apart with one blow' i could take you apart w less than that' #'do you know how to walk on your knees' #honestly u gotta hand it to em. merthur came out SWINGING. bc wdym ur saying this freaky shit it is the FIRST EPISODE. #soukoku #satosugu #merthur

[britneyshakespeare]

barnes and noble has been raising the prices of everything and further pushing for their premium membership option (which they raised the price of by 60 percent this year!) and then when they have big sales events, they're less than what they used to be.

last year at this time you could get one of their leather-bound book annex tomes for $12.50 (without a member discount) because of the 50 percent off all hardcover sales. but they raised the price of those tomes from 25 bucks to 30, and they decreased the sale from 50 percent off all hardcovers to 1/3rd off. so that same book that was $12.50 at last year's end-of-year sale is now 20 bucks. and that's supposed to be savings enough to induce me to walk into one of their stores this week?

i'm sorry but b&n has just gotten so greedy, even though their business has only been doing better and better in previous years. they do not have to be raising prices like they have been, and they can damn well afford to have the same savings events they used to. if you went to one of those hardcover sales a year or two ago, even if you lived in a less populated area like i do, you had never seen a b&n so busy in your life. things were flying off the shelves. they WERE making bank.

and as a company they've only been growing and growing (as much as the publishing industry has been, in recent years). but there are so many other ways to buy books. CHEAPER ways to buy books. MORE SUSTAINABLE ways to buy books. and since books and booksellers are doing really well right now, i don't see why barnes and noble is getting so greedy when they don't have to be. i dont like new shiny books that much. people buy books for the content, ultimately. sometimes we as consumers might make the choice that a new shiny book is worth paying a bit more for, but not that much. barnes and noble has just been demanding more and more of their customers' money for less and less benefit.

#kaily and i shared a membership account for several years but she cancelled it over the summer #bc of them raising it from 25 dollars per year to 40. i'm sorry but we just were not spending enough to make that worth it #the benefits for a member used to be 10 percent off everything in-store and free shipping online. #now it's 10 percent off everything in-store AND online with free shipping. which sounds good enough #but not for a 60 percent pricehike. and a bunch of other supposed benefits no one would ask for #like a free tote (geez. thanks. yeah i really need a free tote every year) and like. a free treat at a cafe on your kids' birthday? #i dont have a kid. #between the two of us. we were not buying 400 dollars worth of stuff at b&n every year #oh and it's also 10 percent off the in-store starbucks. but im pretty sure that USED to be a benefit they had #years ago?? like i SWEAR ive gotten money off at the b&n starbucks so i guess they got RID of that at some point #and gave it BACK when they HIKED UP THE PRICE TO 40 BUCKS A YEAR #text post #barnes and noble #it's a shame bc where i live. barnes and noble is the only like fancy bookstore #and i live in an area that my barnes and noble... is like. what a boston barnes and noble eats for breakfast. #it's two floors. there are plenty of books that it doesn't have. plenty of sections that are very small #like the poetry section is just pathetic. i look at it every time i go and it just makes me sad. #i guess a lot of the book annex stuff contains poetry but still that's not really enough to entertain a rich interest in the genre for long #i outgrew the limited selection at my own local b&n poetry section by the time i was twenty. i was like i already know everything here. #which isn't to say i'm an expert in poetry. it's to say that the poetry section is barely bigger than a shelf #in fact ive never thought about it before but I OWN more poetry books than you'll find in the poetry section #at my local b&n. lol #i have a lot of nostalgia for b&n even though it is a big company that does not love me. i have very few books i bought new #that are not from barnes and noble. i got so many books that changed my life from them #i guess it's like a childhood/teenage attachment at this point bc ive had more mixed feelings abt the direction theyve been taking #for several years at this point. #and no i dont mean that theyve been expanding to selling more toys/games etc. theyve literally always done that in my lifetime. who cares. #they still have books #as an adult ive been more capable of seeing how limited their book selection is and how i have so many problems w that. #and it ultimately comes down to them being a big greedy company

[sonknuxadow]

if you're getting those sonic prime blind boxes and checking the inside to see which one it is before buying thats fine im doing that too i must admit. but come on theres no need to rip the paper off and throw it aside you animals

#getting me in trouble at the walmart self checkout because the camera thinks im stealing </3 #to be clear i wasnt stealing i did pay for all of them i just didnt Scan all of them. i got 3 but only one actually had the paper on it #so i just scanned it 3 times. but the camera saw i put something i didnt scan in my bag so they were like YUORE FUCKING STEALING!!!!!! #but even if i was stealing who give a shit. walmart isnt gonna die from making 10 less dollars off of me

[lyriumsings]

nah but like it’s so funny watching overwatch fall apart as someone who was there at launch and the like Peak of the game. Like do i love the game? yes. do i love the foundation and the possibility it had for all the characters and storylines? absolutely! am i glad it’s user base is turning on the game review bombing the shit out of it and straight up not playing it anymore bc of the increasingly ridiculous and predatory money grubbing tactics? fuck yeah.

#like is my inner child a bit bummed? yeah #but i’ll buy baldurs gate 3 times over if it sets a new gaming precedent tbh #bc the shit overwatch pulled was insane #i know the games are very different but the point remains the same #overwatch doesn’t give a fuck about its players and it shows and they’re doing nothing #to fix comp matchmaking or to make wanting to get skins etc desirable again #lyriumsings txt #like i wanted that one lifeweaver voiceline #where he goes ‘sigh’ #only to find out it’s behind a like 10-15?? dollar paywall #bundled with what amounts to a lifeweaver revolve #recolor* #like that’s fucking insane #not to mention the ten dollar orisa EMOTE from like a week ago #TEN DOLLARS?? the same amount as a SEASON PASS?? bc it has a fucking dog in it??? #get fucked #i hope the game dies #overwatch #overwatch 2

[fagbearentertainment]

ToonSquid my beloved why didn’t I use you sooner you are so much better than Flipaclip

#flipaclips only perk was being able to spend lkke a. dollar on specific things you wanted to use #like if you wanted to add sound you could pay a dollar for that #or you could pay a one time payment of 10 dollars for every perk #but they switched to a subscription like a year or two ago so fuck that #just pay the up front $10 for toonsquid it’s worth it once you get the hang of it trust me

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

it's all fun and games until it's actually a game then it's more fun and games and also i will win it because i never lose a game

#guess who found out that one of their classes uses a program that just. gives me games to play. fun memory games. i love memory games #this shit rocks i love playing games 10/10 would recommend #games make me smarter btw i like got a fucking c in my economics class a couple years back and that hurt but i sucked ass at #economics but that doesn't matter bc that professor liked to let us play games with prop money and everything and when i tell you i fucking #ruined everyone in that class like i can tell you nothing about economics but i am damn good at games he even gave us a fake stock #market to play with and i beat everyone's ass by over 2 million dollars because i was on that shit 24/7 doing actual research on stocks #because i Do No Lose Ever <3 well. i got like the only c i've ever gotten in my life which sucks but i got to go wild and that was nice #so anyways i am having the time of my life i forgot how much i loved games and quizzes and tests these are things i can win i love winning

[shoechoe]

Fuck. I'm getting the urge I get every few years to play Wizard101 again

#not jojo related #rambles #i'm not gonna do it. it's 2022 i'm not gonna do it #did anybody else here play wizard101 as a 7 year old and empty your parent's wallets #that is the funniest most blatantly scummy game of all time though #it advertises itself as ''''''''free to play'''''''' everywhere but then only the first 2 sections are free #then you either have to buy a membership which is 80 dollars a year or get crowns #with crowns you either 1. buy them or 2. play trivia on the website for max of 100 a day #i did the math on this one. it'll either cost you a minimum of $280 to buy all the crowns required to unlock the entire game #OR you'd have to do the trivia for... 2105 days straight. #thats fucking over 5 1/2 years of doing shitty trivia just to play a ''free-to-play'' game for actually free #you could also watch ads in-game for like 10 crowns each in the past but that's been disabled for over a year now. so. #needless to say i just got my parents to pay 80 dollars a year for my shitty wizard card game addiction #it's really a shame because the game IS genuinely a lot of fun if you like cartoony fantasy MMORPGs and strategy card games #it's just... really greedy and predatory especially since it's marketed towards kids #i honestly think a lot more people would consider playing it again if 1. more sections were free or 2. the price was cut in half or more #or 3. playing the game for free was more. attainable. #also it would help if the game were better advertised fjdskfldjsk ive seen the ads nowadays they look like shitty mobile game ads

[starchica]

Hoped you planned on having cereal for breakfast

#me #my snap is only a one time payment of 10 dollars !! dm me

[arthur-r]

tonight has been a weird night but it’s about to get better because i just happened upon a completely roget edition of rogets thesaurus and it’s being sold on ebay for ten dollars

#i’m officially starting a thesaurus collection #of which i will gladly lend out thesauruses to my friends and colleagues don’t worry shdhdf #i currently have two of my own (the original one which i thought i had lost forever and the one i got as a replacement at half price books) #so it really wouldn’t be absurd to have three. thesauruses are real cheap and odds are my collection will only ever have four copies #(the original nostalgic one. my new 80s one. this roget one. and theoretically…. a first edition) #anyway the last thing i’m gonna do tonight before i go to bed is buy this thesaurus on the internet and then i have school in the morning #for the first time since months and months and months ago #well. month and month and month ago. shdhdhdf #anyway i was considering changing my url to rogets-thesaurus since i do have that url. but the school year is starting i can’t make a change #like that when the school year is starting. so i’m gonna be arthur r(oget) ok #anyway tomorrow morning is a wednesday so school starts late (9:00) but i’m getting picked up at 7:45 #and i’m going to have some coffee (which will hopefully work correctly) and then get to school early #to put my lock on a locker and maybe say hi to people if i see somebody that i know. that part was tara’s idea #but in conclusion. i’m gonna go order that thesaurus. and then go to sleep #and in 1-2 weeks i will have a very exciting package in the mail #also exciting: i accidentally got a first british pressing of sophie’s world in the mail!! it was four dollars and happened to be from 1995 #a replica of it is selling on etsy for $82!! there is definitely something to be said about collecting old and original books #but i’m very grateful to be coming into it for $10 or less each time #anyway love you guys see you in the morning expect a vaguely lower presence from me during school but i’m so volatile anyway that it #shouldn’t feel very drastic. i’ll see you all in a while and it is time to log off tumblr #but. yeah. very excited about the most roget thesaurus i’ve ever had the chance to get #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[attachablepenis]

i cannot stand toothpaste flavors like ive tried all the normal flavors and then every kid flavor i could get my hands on and they are all. so so gross.

so now i buy $10 worth of freakin. flavorless toothpaste. like a schmuck.

#i DO now brush my teeth twice a day #bc i paid 10 freaking dollars for one tube of toothpaste #so moral of the story is #if you have a hard time making yourself brush your teeth #maybe just pay a lot for toothpaste #penis speaks #its good toothpaste!! #it really is! #but $10???? #i wont use anything else tho #like an awful fussy baby #its only 4oz too #i pay more for less #i dont know how ppl deal with that cold awful feeling of adult toothpaste tho #or like the kids flavors #which taste like butt #so other moral of the story is #if you have a really hard time brushing your teeth #beyond the normal executive dysfunction you get with most tasks #like if you just HATE brushing your teeth and cant figure out why bc you and ur brain dont communicate #maybe change ur toothpaste #if ur lucky youll like the kid butt flavors

[c4ts4ndstuff]

“i don’t need it” i say as i keep looking through target’s website

#op #i don't need mha themed socks #or chopsticks #or fancy cup #hey whoa whoa WAIT THIS HOODIE IS ON SALE FOR $10 W H A T #it's normally $36 #oh man i was fine just looking at stuff longingly #MAYBE saving some of the pages so i could get them another time #but this is on sale #it's a zip up hoodie which i've been wanting a new one #i wonder how much is shipping #asldkja i misread it and thought shipping only cost 0.46 for a second and was like WHAT #but no that's the shipping tax shipping is six dollars #hmm #if i... splurge and spend 35 tho i get free shipping #which i know is more but at least i'd be spending money on stuff i want instead of just on shipping #but then i won't be able to get what i was originally price-checking on there if i do that #and it's something on fb marketplace so it's also a time sensitive decision #i think i'm going to sleep on it #if the hoodie or what i was originally look up is no longer available i suppose that'll help me decide #and if both are unavailable then oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #i'd just be able to freak out over buying something another day #okay so on one hand yeah i have been wanting to try to ramble less in the tags #but at the same time this stream of consciousness would not work as a regular post #it would work in my journal i suppose #but i already have it typed up here so

[guinevereslancelot]

there should be a charitable foundation dedicated to the very good cause of me purchasing stuff that i want

#once again gazing longingly at snowdrops with $30 shipping from the uk #they're prettyyyy and they dont have those varieties here #also just the snowdrops themselves without the shipping is crazy expensive sometimes #like $30+ for one bulb lol #i went njts and spent like a hundred dollars on like four so thats it for the year #but im slowly building a collection #this seems insane and frivolous i know but im trying to get the special blooming time ones #to try to get flowers during the most bleak no snow no flowers times of year lol #and also christmas :) #anyway i made a post like this around this time last year abt orchard trees and i got five for 10 bucks each #which is crazy cheap #they were only little but they'll grow and they were grafted already and everything #anywayyyy #sorry for all the posting im spinning with relief abt my prognosis lol #this has been a shitpost

[kethabali]

think i found my new thing. its oatmeal. its amazing omg its warm cooks in a minute in the microwave and you can add things to it to make it feel like a cooked hot complete meal today i added toffee pecans bananas and a little maple syrup it tastes like the best parts of childhood im dead

#🧃 #it has so many good things in it nuts oatmeal fruit #fiber low in sugar and nothing is processed #ALSO the best thing all the ingredients are very cheap #except the pecans but im willing to buy it bc it was still only 4 bucks #if it was 10 i would consider finding an alternative #cuz i wanted walnuts first but those were like 9 #whew #no wonder no one around me eats walnuts #its funny how i talk about 9 dollars but really it be like that #and then there's people who give 40 bucks to those times square people without even blinking #the disparity is crazy

[psychoticwillgraham]

after this vacation I’m not going in public for like two months bc my social battery is in microscopic pieces rn

#I’d only go to the shop to see my boys #and even then that guy and his beggar girlfriend would probably be there #and if I pulled anything good she’d try to get it off me for free #or just steal it #mom’s gonna get me a gift box edition edition of ixalan #as an early Xmas present but that guy probably already brought straight off the truck #have an update about that: he’s now spent FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on ixalan boxes ALONE #trying to pull a certain card and the 2k+ cavern of souls #I’ve only gotten one box and about two dozen packs #and pulled THREE fucking cavern of souls cards #man just has the shittiest luck ever meanwhile the boys always #want me to be there while I’m cracking packs or they are #bc when I’m there at least one person pulls a $10+ card #EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME???

[tojipie]

toji x crybaby reader <3

content: hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, smut under the cut !

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toji is a flawed man. 

short-tempered, married to his money, slow to show affection. but the one thing he does excel at is comforting you.

he knows you’re a sensitive girl, knows just how easy it is for you to get teary-eyed and red in the face over comments that otherwise seem like nothing to the untrained ear. 

you have a kind heart is all, too giving to a world that only knows how to take. he tells you that every time you break down in his arms, thick hands rubbing circles into the small of your back.

his father would have slapped him across the face for crying. called him soft, whiney like a girl. put him to work for the rest of the day to shape him into a man.

he wasn’t his father though, and you weren’t a zenin.

you were soft in the best way, tender-hearted and too trusting. a daisy among weeds, swaying idly in the too-strong wind. nothing like a zenin, nothing like him. 

he hadn’t the faintest clue what to do the first time he’d seen you get upset, standing there in the kitchen like a fool while you babbled on the phone with his bank.

it was a fraudulent charge, small, maybe only 10 dollars. probably dropped his card while paying for gas again, not the end of the world. the customer service rep assured you that much.

it was the principal, you sobbed. you’d lost his card and hadn’t even noticed. why wasn’t he upset with you?

he doesn’t know why he didn’t just tell you it was okay. that he didn’t have it in him to ever be cross with you, be it a ten-dollar charge or a thousand-dollar charge. 

instead he wrapped his arms around you from behind, pulling your body flush with his to press soft kisses to the crown of your head.

you were warm there, warm everywhere really. the thrum of your blood heating your skin from the inside out. toji liked that about you, how you offset the perpetual cold of his much larger hands. 

physical touch was something he knew well. toji wasn’t—still isn’t good with words, opting to stay silent and just hold you while you sniffled into the receiver. he got the message across, he always does.

his methods are unorthodox for that very reason. he doesn’t comfort you with his tone, he does it with his body. whether it be thick arms squeezing you until you get your breathing under control, large hands tracing shapes into your tummy until you stop spluttering, or toned legs splaying wide to let you crawl into his lap, resting on him until your bodies reach the same temperature.

toji fucks you on your good days, likes to tease you, get you squirming. the key difference is that he makes sweet love to you on your bad ones. holding you flush to his chest while he rocks into you under the safety of your shared blankets.

you feel like a furnace under him every time, heat radiating off your body and into the deeper parts of his soul. 

he gets mouthy once the feeling of you wrapped around him flicks that little switch in his brain. turning off the mental barrier between him and his inability to use his words. 

“sweet girl,” is what he calls you, eyes never leaving yours. 

“gotta stay close to me, gotta keep you safe, huh?”

and keep you safe he does, tucking your face into the curve of his neck so you don’t have to look anywhere but him. letting you moan, and pant, and sigh into his skin while he rocks against that special spot situated deep in your core.

he goes harder when you ask him to. not faster, but harder—he knows the difference, letting the resistance in his hips subside so he can sink to the hilt over and over. 

the juxtaposition makes his head spin. how do you manage to sound so sweet while asking for something like that? able to melt his heart even on the brink of orgasm.

you kiss him when he fills you up, letting him sink on top of you with a huff and a shy laugh. he listens as you open up about the good parts of your day, his soft hums of agreement spurring you on.

toji wishes he was taught to articulate himself better. he’s trying, he really is. though the “i love you” he says into your skin seems like his best shot at a start. 

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