#it's fucking amazing

[bluecookies02]

To add on to Neuvillette having an assistant who is at his mercy he would have specially designed clothes for her, literally falls off with one tug at the ribbons or lace so after court trials he can undress her as quickly as possible and fuck them right then and there

Neuvillette likes to call her his assistant but deep down we all know shes just there to serve as his personal fucktoy and cocksleeve

The only thing shes getting done in his office is getting dicked down by his massive dragon cock 🙌

Real. I also strongly believe that he's a tiddie man, so simply being in a skirt isn't enough, he needs to grab tits or he'll pass out. Orders from his doctor that he definitely didn't bribe. What's he gonna do? Sue him?

Her job description also had a lot of things at first...carry this there, check this every monday yadda yadda.

But eventually all of her little tasks were split amongst the Mulisines so that she can have more time to do the job he actually hired her for.

Bonus points if she was actually looking forward to filling her resume, working as an assistant for a chief of justice works it's wonders when put on paper.

It's not an easy job nonetheless, all of the laundryyyy.

It's an important task! What's the old dude supposed to do? Jack off? At his age??? And all of his duties make him so frustrated, it's only rational that he needs to have a pretty thing warming his dick 9 to 5.

Getting double the salary during mating season pays off too I guess.

i'd do it for free

#neuvilette x reader #neuvillette x reader smut #neuvillette #genshin impact smut #i need you all to be as delusional as me #it's fucking amazing

[goldenpinof]

swearing = caring

#daniel howell #top memes 2022 #The Top Dan Memes of 2022 #25:16 #danielhowell #my edits #i didn't want to put fuck in quotes that's why i made it like in my WIQY gifset. it's intentional #also in WIQY he says 30 and 67 so what's the truth?? #the editing of this video is all over the place #shitty to gif BUT those clips from BIG and WIQY? my god. thank you for these #it's fucking amazing #'i can't help it guys' vs 'can i help it guys' choose your fighter #BRUHHH #they all loop so badly ughhhh fuck it

[andiv3r]

Hi hello I think I may have honest-to-god developed an addiction to hot tea after spending my entire life before three days ago as strictly a coffee drinker, what the fuck.

#andiv3r rambles #about tea #specifically green tea #it's fucking amazing

[hyacinthi-mortem]

When the graphic novel you're rereading has a playlist that you stalked Spotify for-

ALSO IF U LIKE GRAPHIC NOVELS THEN READ LIGHT CARRIES ON ITS ALL GAY AND ANGSTY AND GHOSTY

(Please rb this to bring more attention to this genuinely fucking amazing work of art that brings me joy)

#Light carries on #Ray Nadine #dark horse comics #graphic novel #gay angst #gay romance #hot main characters tbh #ghosts #it's fucking amazing #please read it #random tags: #ao3 #fall out boy #pete wentz #patrick stump is an angel #phil lester #dan and phil #daniel howell #fob #dnpgames #gerard way #gerard way is everywhere #actually the Gerard way tag isn't random bc they listen to mcr #my chemical romance #frank iero #mikey way #mikey fucking way #ray toro

[queer-reader-07]

i have a dinner date with a friend i don't see very often on saturday and i am so! freaking! excited!

#go on dates with your friends #it's fucking amazing #personal #tell your friends you love them

[chaos-utopia]

Today's question is sponsored by (an albeit panicked) tumblr user fluffguff25 :))

QOTD: If you could marry a food, which one would you pick?

Ahhh I'm so confused I love all food way too much to actually answer this question

But if you wanna go based soley on temperament then I think I might go with like strawberry ice cream. Sweet, cool, slightly fun but not too out there, it'd make a good spouse.

If you're talking about soley based on food though, I literally cannot choose I have wya too many favorites id marry pizza and burger and chole bhature and noodles and oh god hush don't make me talk about food I'll go on forever

#Why'd you make me think of food now I want khichdi #Also y'all desis out there I have recently discovered my love for khichdi #It's fucking amazing #Am I forty years old? #Sure idc #But I'll fight anyone hwo bashes khichdi as sick people food #Oh god I'd kill for some hot moong khichdi with curd and pickle and ghee ah #Also why panicked #A bit of a rant :)

[lookninjas]

2097.

if I have never in my whole entire life taught anyone anything ever besides this there are so many people who hear me shouting STEP STEP STEP KICK in their sleep and they will never forgive me for it

#365 #poetry #oh it's the first floor show rehearsal of the season #i have taught that dance to so many people that some of them are now helping me teach it #it's fucking amazing

[evenaturtleduck]

My dad makes a new piece for my (and my sister and his sisters') nativity scene every year. It's my very favorite Christmas decoration. My aunt is angling for a cow but he refuses to give in because holsteins (her favorite breed) aren't biblical.

By the way, you can start a new hobby at any age.

#he's also made me a kaleidescope #it's fucking amazing

[tardis--dreams]

my friend was at the concert yesterday and omfg they played laughter lines I'm fucking dying

#not that i mind getting no angels live twice #it's fucking amazing #but had they played laughter lines i probably would have died right there on the spot #what an experience #i don't wanna say I'm too jealous because i did get a lot of bastille this year already #but damn #how breathtaking must it feel to hear these first few #chords and realize what's about to come #i still wanna know how it was in bonn #did they have audio? did they hear anything? did the people got something out of it or was it a disaster like mcr was #can't find any videos unfortunately (didn't search very hard though) #anyway #I'm not gonna stop talking about bastille concerts soon i guess #void screams

[gumjamin]

FFXIV Spoilers for me have been like:

Yes. I know who this character is and what is going to happen bUT BOY I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS THE ROAD WE WERE GONNA TAKE TO GET THERE

#ffxiv #Ffxiv thoughts #LIKE WHENEVER I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN THE GAME JUST PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE AND MAKES ME SOB LIKE A BABY #it's fucking amazing

[sasdavvero]

sometimes I daydream about my ff being important to someone as some ff are so important to me

#that would be the greatest honor #tay parla #am rereading Guilty Pleasure Friends (Servamp) and let me tell you #it's fucking amazing

[srijellyfishtempura]

I love the fact that there's so many concertos for trombone with wind orchestra but I hate the fact that I'll probably never get to play any of them with wind orchestras

#LIKE #DAVID MASLANKA CONCERTO #IT'S FUCKING AMAZING #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #but I'm already stretching my luck by getting my wind orchestra to play Rimsky-Korsakov concerto next year #no way I'll ever get to do maslanka #maybe as like a 3rd year thing

[legendofthedumbass]

May be posing questions onto the void, but ...

Is watching all of Attack On Titan in one week a bit overkill?

#attack on titan #just watched the entire series with my older son #now I have to wait until the final part of the final season comes out #IT'S FUCKING AMAZING

[pleasureville]

Good morning

#so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #so hot and sexy #so hotttt #so hot so hot #amazing body #amazing beauty #amazing butt #great breasts #perfect breast #huge titts #sexy titts #hot as fuck #natural titts #seethrough

[johnnysworld2]

#amazing breasts #18+ content #hot nude #sexy chick #nice tiddies #18+ only #perfect breast #hot as hell #hot as fuck #bouncing titts #huge titts #sexy titts

[edains]

Rick Riordan constantly trashing the movies for not sticking to his books then releasing a show in which he rewrites everything and loses the spirit of the books entirely

#pjo #pjo show crit #rr crit #im throwing down for the films ok #they were a horrible adaptation but they were entertaining #watching the kid actors in the show with garbage writing & directing is depressing #rebekah rambles #*actors doing fucking amazing btw