Tumgik
#it's wild that it took me like 4 years to actually make fanart of him
cwazytvthings · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Here's some fanart of my fav astrophysicist <3
This took me an uncomfortably long time to finish TvT
741 notes · View notes
minty-mumbles · 8 months
Text
Linked Universe Survey 2023
The long awaited results of the survey. Sorry it took me forever, making graphs is hard.
There were 452 responses to the survey as a whole, which is almost double what we got last year, so thank you to everyone who participated!
If you want to see the raw data, you can find that here. I had thoughts about the data, but compiling that into another post would be too much of a hassle. Feel free to send me asks about it though!
The rest of the post will be under a read more as it it large
Demographics
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Other: Demigirl (4), Transmasc (3), Grey genderfluid, Unlabeled, Demiboy, Demiagender
Tumblr media
Other: Omnisexual (4), Poly (2), Trixic, Abroromantic or Bellusromantic, Demisexual
General Questions
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Other: Quotev, Discord, their own google docs
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Other: Discord, Variations of "I haven't posted yet, but I pan to" and "I haven't posted my fics in ages",
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Other: Wattpad, Deviantart, Discord
Tumblr media
Other: Crochet dolls, Custom dolls, Roleplay blogs (2), Fan translations, Headcanons (2), Piano music
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The purple section in the “Warriors vs Warrior” chart is supposed to read “Warrior.” I made a typo.
Favorites and Least Favorites
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Selected Free Response Answers
im sorry warriors i just can't play your game (it is very very hard. i am stuck very early on in the game)
I love cats meow meow meow
was extremely tempted to put twilight for least favorite. unfortunately he is my favorite to write from the perspective of (he has taken over most of my wips. help) and that probably counts for something. WILD on the other hand. hooo boy how the hell do i characterize this gargoyle. why is he Like That. least favorite it is
Twiddy
very good fandom to be in :) everybody is very nice
It's a straight up crime that Wars lost the aesthetics poll so quickly. He has such a peak Link design with the best colors. Ugh I'm getting wistful.
FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS. FROGS.
I will fight Hylia herself and the next person who implies Twi can't handle spice. If we're going to lean into him being southern/Midwestern, which is an alright stero type for our rancher, please keep in mind the culture you're basing him off. The south and midwest can handle their spice, I assure you. Have you ever had authentic Louisiana gumbo? It will melt you tongue off. Or some good old fashion spicy fried chicken? I promise the real stuff has quite a kick. (In all seriousness, though. It's more important that you're having fun. And even I can admit the idea of Twi being an Ordonian who can't handle his spice is more than a little funny.)
I am an OoT Link edgelord and have been since early 2017. So, in September of that year, when an artist by the name of jojo56830 puts out a lineup of nine different Links and the Hero of Time is there – the oldest, no eye, Hero’s Shade armor? I saw that one sketch and just thought “oh this is gonna be bad.” Yeah of course he has the coolest design. By the way, it’s only a matter of time until Fierce Deity shows up in the comic and I have reason to believe it could be this current Dawn arc. Dawn … Dawn of a New Day … and who brought about the Dawn of a New Day? Fierce Deity. Twilight is recovering but still injured and what will happen if he falls again? Fierce Deity is coming and we need to be prepared. In this essay I will—
Remember that time when someone put the whole script of the bee movie in here? I’m not that dedicated, and I don’t have that time, but let us remember and hope someone else does it again this time. Cause someone is bound too. We’re all crazy enough to do it. Alright, love you and stay hydrated pls!
Hi! I joined this fandom really recent but i’ve always seen LU stuff on pinterest and elsewhere. Only recently have i actually took the time to understand the fandom and get back into LOZ stuff and i adore the characters and story! The more and more fanart, fanfics, and comics i see about the different Links the more i love them all. It’s such a pain to pick just one i like or one i don’t like because they’re all so unique. I love this fandom and hope to get more involved!! Have a wonderful rest of your day :]
Epona is an underrated queen
your mom
I really don't get why Zelda is called Artemis. Athena makes more sense???? It perplexes me
Anyone seeing this should check out Breanna’s E!Wild AU
Something something queer every Link into oblivion!
330 notes · View notes
somegiantmess · 5 years
Note
3, 9, 20 for Luuram 8)
What is your favorite AU/prompt idea/trope for your pairing?
Favorite AU would be modern AU, I haven’t developped anything concretely but I just like to imagine them being travellers, mostly in the wild, and taking pics of a lot of places they visit haha. Also being pretty and fancy boys when they’re not in the wild :p (see my fanarts).
A trope… “Found family” is the first that comes to mind. It’s not just the two of them tho, in the way that Ramsey’s family basically becomes Luu Kah’s too. But Ramsey is Luu Kah’s first real friend and it all started with him.
Favorite aspect of them/their relationship dynamics?
How comfortable and accomplice they are together.
What made you decide to ship them?
Ok we’re gonna be here for a while, get ready.
I remember that what triggered me for good was writing a scene near the end of the story, the kind of “discussion before last battle” thing (tho it wasn’t actually the “last night” but close to it ; anyway it was their last one-to-one scene.)
So I was writing it and hadn’t planned 100% of where it was going before, and as it went, they just had a heartfelt exchange of sort and basically expressed their care for each other and how they were happy to be together?
And I couldn’t help it, I fell for it. But it wasn’t a sudden spark right there either, because I had the idea in mind for a few months before. The first time I thought about it was more or less because of the manga Blue Flag; idk, I guess the whole “boy secretly in love with his childhood friend” rang a bell (tho Ramsey and Luu Kah are more early teen friends haha). At that time I randomly thought “what if Luu Kah had a crush on Ramsey?”, and it was during a time in my fic where… like, Ramsey’s gone (petrified) for a while, and I had just written a scene where Luu Kah was feeling down about it and just really missed him, buying new daggers and writing a letter for him for when he’ll (hopefully) be back, because he didn’t have any other way to talk to him. That was during Year 4 (out of 6) in my fic.
Anyway, at this point I didn’t plan to do anything serious about it. My mindset for a good while was “Roy and Délia are my main pairing, and because I don’t want romance to be everywhere, they’ll be the only one”. So it stayed that way for a time… But as I continued to write my story and when Ramsey was back, I still had the thought of Luuram in a corner of my head. I started to sliiightly ship tease them a few times (tho more on Luu Kah’s side), even if I wasn’t going to make it official (I’m bad am I). And so I went on writing and my focus was the main story anyway, up until that point I mentionned happened.
I couldn’t deny anymore that I reaaally liked the thought of shipping them, and since I consciously or not had it in mind when writing years 5 and 6, and that it made me happy, I could as well go all the way with it. But I still had the very end of the story to write and couldn’t make them official before it ended, because the scene that took things a step farther and made me decide to have them canon was too late for it to naturally happen (on top of that I was already going to have Roy and Délia have a confession scene so uh, that’s enough in such a short time :p). But it was okay. I was planning to write some sequel stories after all. :D
I also took the time to look back at everything I’d done with them before, and thought that nothing I did was going against having them as a ship too. They were friends from the start, best friends even. They had a brief time when it was tensy (because of Luu Kah stealing stuff again), but overall their care for each other is very important and they realize how much it is when they’re reunited again. It’s even funny that when I looked back at early scenes, I could interpret some things as shippy even tho I wasn’t thinking about it when writing (also had a friend tell me she saw a ship vibe with them before I claimed them as canon? haha). Ofc it’s up to interpretation and the bond was platonic in early years in any case, but you know. I like that.
All in all, what made me ship them is that they hit my weaknesses when it comes to shipping. They’re close friends first and know each other well, they’re comfortable together, they have care and respect for the other, and then trust too. They’re a slow burn from best friends to lovers. They influence each other on some matters (for instance Ramsey was inspired to change his fighting style because of Luu Kah; Luu Kah stopped playing thief because of words from Ramsey). I also like that they’re playful and adventurous.
And to think that maaany years ago, I remember having said at some point “yeah I don’t see romance there they’re more like bros”, which could have been, but a few years after I started writing my stuff for real and develop things and that changed on the road. =P
Anyway, so here we are now. After my main script, I wrote that sequel bit about them and they’re now official, tho I’m not done writing it. But I also have a prequel to write and I’m not being very productive about all this lately. D:
And I think I gave more info than asked, so I’ll stop there. Sorry I love talking about them. :D Thanks for the ask!
3 notes · View notes
eponymous-rose · 6 years
Text
Talks Machina Highlights - Critical Role C2E14 (Apr 17,2018)
Tumblr media
Max asking the real questions. [image description: a conspiracy board featuring the title “WHO IS TALIESIN JAFFE?” and highlights such as “IS HE A PYRAMID???”]
Tonight’s guests are Travis Willingham and, yes, Taliesin Jaffe!
Announcements: Vox Machina: Origins issue #6 is out tomorrow, Pillars of Eternity II will feature free DLC with voice sets and character portraits of Vox Machina and can be pre-ordered now (releases May 8th), Brian was a guest on the NGON podcast, 826LA has kicked off their fundraising campaign (up to $40k will be matched by a generous Critter).
@critrolestats for this episode:
There were 7 “nein” references before the game even started.
This is the first episode in campaign to not have a natural 20. (Travis: “Why did you give the Snitch away?!”)
This is the lowest number of crits rolled in a single episode in this campaign: a single nat one.
Episode 74 in campaign one was the only episode with no crits.
Taliesin thinks that interaction with Cree was more stressful than the Briarwood name drop in campaign one, because at least with the latter he had a vague sense of where it was going. Travis is suspicious.
Travis opted to play the game with the Gentleman mostly because he was feeling bored and wanted to be a little reckless that day.
Brian: “Travis shops at Big & Tall, Taliesin shops at Dark & Cold.”
Taliesin is very impressed that a subset of the fans have managed to figure out everything that’s going on with Mollymauk.
Originally, it was going to be Mollymauk Trickfoot, because the original thought was that it was going to be the Trickfoot circus, but Matt vetoed such a strong connection to the previous campaign.
Travis is going to be waiting for a double-cross from the Gentleman. Taliesin points out that it might just be an audition. Could he be a water genasi? Travis: “I think so. Either that, or he’s just got a thyroid problem, so.”
Travis assumed that, if he’d lost, he’d have been required to work jobs for the Gentleman for a while. Either that or tend bar.
Weirdest day job before doing acting full-time? Travis was security in Hollywood, and worked at a baby shower-exclusive catering company. Taliesin worked at a video store, made candles at a candle company, and managed a toy store. Brian worked at a company that rented porta-potties.
Taliesin pitched Matt his idea for Molly when they were getting their tattoos. It’s less him having no memory and more “a particular character that could only function if he had nothing other than himself.” He left a set of clues built into how he was found and where, but there’s nothing Taliesin knows that Molly doesn’t know.
GIF of the week goes to Fjord’s shifting intelligence score.
From Fjord’s perspective, he thinks pulling the falchion may have scared Caleb into being more of a team player, especially with Nott to communicate as a go-between. Fjord wouldn’t have actually done anything with the sword; if they had pushed it long enough, he just would’ve left. Travis also suspects that Caleb is smart and may be playing nice so that Fjord won’t be as suspicious of him next time.
Travis and Taliesin think Fjord and Molly are pretty good people overall, but agree that Grog and Percy were some of the more iffy characters in the first campaign.
On being in the Zone of Truth: “As a disciple of the Moonweaver, that was not a pleasant experience.” Molly had intended to bring the group in after a few months, not after only about ten days of knowing each other. “There’s trust and then there’s trust.”
Travis: “How much does Yasha know?” Taliesin: “Yasha knows everything.” He’s sending Ashley e-mails with the information she knows that hasn’t been revealed to the rest yet.
Fjord thought Molly was the most scheming person in the group, so finding out that he has a very limited memory is a bit of a twist. Fjord’s not so much concerned about finding out about the things he doesn’t know about in his own backstory; he’s comfortable just leaving some things unanswered. “Maybe if I don’t move, everything will just be cool and things will stay the same.” He’s afraid of drastic change and having more episodes like that, because they’re... unsettling.
Molly woke up more-or-less naked, with shaved hair, and without tattoos (apart from the red ones). The tattoos are partly about rebuilding a persona by covering up the old ones. “Molly is not missing any time or memory. Molly is two years old. There’s nothing wrong with him.”
Fjord probably would’ve believed Molly’s story even without Zone of Truth because it was the last possible thing he would’ve expected. “Anything that doesn’t shock me or give me pause, I feel like I’m getting robbed of the Jaffe experience.” He’s just relieved no one else was really getting asked questions.
Taliesin’s a big fan of the notion of identity and playing with how we think of ourselves, based on his own personal experience with reinventing himself. There are elements of that in Percy, but it’s the fundamental function of Mollymauk’s character. He doesn’t care who Lucien was. It doesn’t matter if he’s a good person or a bad person, it’s “I’m made of nothing but the decisions that led me to be this person. You get to decide who you are, and he’s very much decided who he is.” Brian talks about people being defined by their worst (or best) moments. Taliesin: “He’s selected the things that mattered to him, and he’s fully in that and not interested in investing in anything else.”
Travis: “...man, my character has a fuckin’ Texan accent.”
Fanart of the week: “Nightmares”.
It’s worse than Fjord was expecting, because there’s genuinely no way to find out more about what’s going on with Molly. Fjord is pretty sure everyone’s with Molly (if a little suspicious) and nobody sees him as a liability. “I think, if anything, Beau is mildly entertained.” Fjord thinks of him as a time-bomb with a very long fuse.
Molly’s name was chosen for him by Gustav, because they had to forge papers for him. “Empty, so they started calling him M.T.”
Travis likes that nobody seems to care about his backstory at this point. Travis: “The fewer amount of times I wake up spitting up saltwater...” Taliesin: “I genuinely don’t care until anyone chooses to share or it becomes a problem.” Travis: “Just lawful good, that’s what I am.”
Molly is very nervous about future conversations. Taliesin had a lot of strategies in mind, but the one thing he wasn’t prepared for was meeting someone who knew him in the wild; he thought he’d have longer to prepare. He used his power without the swords once but no one noticed.
Fjord looks at both Caleb and Molly as sources of knowledge and experience he could pull from. He was disappointed to find out that Molly’s swords weren’t magical, because he’d hoped to be able to draw some parallels to his own situation.
Mollymauk’s attitude toward Nott’s questions can be summed up as a quasi-friendly but thoroughly sarcastic “What a patronizing thing to say, go fuck yourself!”
Fjord was more excited to take Nott under his wing “until he realized that she didn’t give a shit about being under that wing.” Both Fjord and Molly are a little nervous about Nott and Caleb.
Travis took Warcaster and Molly took Tough for their level 4 feats.
Basic thing about Molly: “The first thing out of your mouth should never be the truth.”
Molly speaks with the same accent as Gustav.
Brief interlude about LaserDiscs. As you do.
Talks Machina After Dark on Alpha:
Special guest star Pillow Matt!
Taliesin is disappointed there hasn’t been a Fjord Prefect joke yet. Travis is tempted to make Fjord’s last name T’ough.
Travis notes that Fjord’s still evolving as a character. “He’s willing to let the cards fall where they may and maybe take some blind risks,” which isn’t a trait Travis shares with his character.
Travis and Taliesin share their Jester impressions.
Brief interlude about the efficiency of tridents vs. quindents. As you do.
Taliesin on Molly: “He is constantly delighted by shit. He finds life delightful, he finds everything delightful. Any thrill or high or otherwise, he is on board. That is what he does with his free time, which he has not had this week.”
They agree that Molly would win against Fjord in a drinking contest. Fjord would be a super nice drunk: “You’re just so nice to everyone and I can always count on you for a smile!” Taliesin: “Molly gets louder the nicer he gets” and might become prone to weird pranks.
What would Fjord have been most afraid of being asked in Zone of Truth? “What’s your biggest fear? Have you ever lost anyone? Where did you come from? What are you really searching for?”
Fjord and Molly approached the blood thing with the Gentleman as the cost of doing business; in for a penny, in for a pound.
Final question of the night from Max: “Taliesin, are you a pyramid?” Taliesin: “This interview is over.”
1K notes · View notes
dangerliesbeforeyou · 6 years
Text
5 YEARS WITH BTS (aka bangtan sonyeondan aka beyond the scene aka bangtan boys and bulletproof boy scouts aka b- let’s... let’s just call them bts lol) - A WAY TOO LONG POST ABOUT 1 GIRL’S LOVE FOR 7 DORKS
So I’m just gonna begin this by saying how proud of everything BTS has achieved, not just in the past year or so but in all 5 years they’ve been blessing us with their music...
Second thing I wanna say is that this post is LONG so.... I’m inserting a read more encase anyone aside from me from the future wants to read my rambles about a group of 7 dorks who stole my heart lol...
I discovered them roughly in the early to middle part of 2014, Boy in Luv being the first song I heard of theirs (Ithink... my memory’s kinda hazy lol) & I remember really liking the song (wasn’t as keen on the mv but yeah...)
(I also listened to Bulletproof pt 2 & No More Dream at some point & I really liked them... idk when that was but... yeah... I also vividly remember laughing at the No More Dream mv where RM’s introducing the members and he says Jungkook’s name really quickly at the end? As if he’d run out of space in the intro to fit his name in lol... like ‘shit i only have a second to fit Jungkook in quick gotta say his name real fast’ lol... maybe I’m the only one that finds that funny idk ANyWAy back to the story)...
Fast forward to August 2014 when Danger & the Dark and Wild album were realised, and lemme tell you how that Blew. My. Mind.
Danger was really unlike anything I’d heard in k-pop at the time... I loooooved the grungy/rock vibes mixed with hip hop, which perfectly matched the dark mv & aggressive but sharp dance moves... I just remember thinking ‘wow, these guys are really gonna go far if they keep this up’ (or something like that, guys it was 4 years ago I can barely remember what I was thinking 4 seconds ago let alone anything else lol)
Also, at that point in time I’d heard a lot of great k-pop albums (XOXO by EXO, Crush by 2NE1, Overdose (mini album) by EXO, Red Light by f(x), Mama (mini album) by EXO, etc etc) but genuinely, I was so impressed by this album, & immediately downloaded it despite knowing little to nothing about the group (only things I knew were that one of the members was called V, which i found hilarious lol) just because the music and the entire layout of the album was so brilliantly done!
(would like to mention at this point that my favourite tracks from Dark & Wild were Look Here, Rain and Let Me Know... 3 songs that are still some of my fav BTS songs tbh)
Fast forward again to 2015, maybe near the beginning? where I still didn’t know the members names (well, I knew Rap Mon (who could forget), V and I think I knew Suga... I was following a few blogs who were armies & they’d often use the members actual names so I was constantly like ‘WHO IS THIS YOONGI YOU SPEAK OF WHAT IS A YOONGI’ lol)... tbh idk when that changed, but at some point in 2015 I decided to sell my soul to BTS & officially became an army...
(i was technically a fan of them before, but I hadn’t dedicated much of my life to them at that point u know? there’s a fine line between ‘moderately like a thing’ and ‘SUDDENLY MY REASON TO BREATHE IS THIS THING’... & that line took about a year to cross in this case lol)
Fast forward (we’re fast forwarding to the interesting bits, since most of the rest of my actual life was really boring or really depressing lol...) to about August 2015 & we have my first artwork of BTS &, surprise surprise it’s of Jimin... (based on the Dope teaser pictures cos red haired jimin will always be legendary lbr)...
Anyway, you always know you’re gone for a group or artist when you start doing fanart, so through 2015 I probably did another 2? fanarts of Jimin & one of Taehyung (I also think I tried to draw Jungkook at one point but failed lol...)... The real Problem(tm) started in 2016.
I started the year with a Jimin fanart, and then went on to start a BTS series based on my fav songs by them... and then proceeded to not finish said series lol (story of my life)... BUT, in April of 2016 I did manage to finish a BTS series, based on the Young Forever mv (& the whole concept of that era) which I’m actually still proud of tbh...
Anyway, so 2016 was when I realised that I really like drawing Jimin... like...a lot.... & then 2017 I just continued that up until now (currently 12 of June 2018) I have drawn him 63 times, not counting traditional drawings or random sketches I’ve done..... I have a serious problem I know
Throughout that time I also made about 5 other BTS series (2 of which are based on the Wings solo tracks because they are the GREATEST tbh), as well as countless solo member (or duo member) artworks... so far I’m at about 140, but to be honest that will never be enough to express how much I love these guys... Unfortunately, as a fanartist, my art is really all I can do to express that love so... Cheers to another 140 eh?
So... what’s my point in writing this? Other than the fact I’m really bored & just felt like it?
Well, to be honest, I’m not gonna say that I’d be a shell of a person without them in my life or anything... I think I probably could’ve had an alright life if I had never decided to make my life’s work to draw Jimin at least 200 times before I die... In fact, maybe I’d be a more productive person? Maybe I’d socialise more or maybe I’d stop procrastinating revision so much idk... 
Regardless of those facts, BTS have given me so much inspiration, not just in my art exploits, but also in my own far off, completely unattainable dreams of becoming some kind of musician in the future... 
Music has always been an important part of my life (I actually gave up learning music academically because it clashed with German lessons... I gave up music for culture... now look at me... Ich bin sehr doof, ja?) but I never considered I’d be able to pursue it as more than just a part time hobby... Enter BTS, with their wide eyed determination and optimism, with their talk of dreams and working hard to achieve what you want in life... 
A group of crazy boys, with equally crazy personalities, with a mish-mash bag of talents, who came together in a small company, in a time when k-pop was becoming more and more competitive... And they just came out and did what they loved, they were unashamed to sing and rap about the issues they’d gone through, issues in their own culture and society, they sang about their passions and their loves, they sang about their regrets and the times when they felt hopeless... They’re completely honest, they make mistakes, they have flaws, but they’re proof that people can change and become better people when they’re educated about certain things! 
They’re not perfect, but that’s the point... 
They’re just us, a group of ordinary people who had a couple dreams, and tried their god damn hardest to reach those dreams.... And if I can live my life with even half of that level of enthusiasm and dedication, I know I’ll go far...
Thank you so so much BTS for making me consider new paths that my life may go, for not just settling with the comfortable or the mundane, for striving for something more, for something actually exciting... 
You’ll never know what you mean to me, or to any of army, but I will forever be grateful for the impact you unknowingly made on my life... 
3 notes · View notes
takaraphoenix · 7 years
Text
My Relationship with Teen Wolf
“It’s complicated” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
I discovered the show when it was roughly a three months wait until season 3 would start.
I binge-watched all there was - the first two seasons. And then I, right away, watched it again because it was that good. And then I literally watched it for a third time in a row.
I just completely fell in love with it. Sterek fast became my OTP, I loved the fandom because it was a warm, beautiful place filled with the most amazing headcanons.
I even liked the canon straight couples. Jackson and Lydia were just so beautifully perfect. And Scott and Allison were probably the best example of “soulmates” - because literally nothing else would ever justify the shit they went through for each other.
Even the smaller roles like Danny and the Sheriff and the Coach were just so cool.
I loved it. I loved everything about it. And I was so ready for season 3.
I mean, Derek had Boyd, Erica and Isaac now. Jackson was now finally a wolf and could join the pack. The pack was growning.
Everything went downhill starting with season 3. Now, season 3 in itself wasn’t bad, but it was definitely the start of “bad”.
Writing Jackson, Erica and Boyd out just like that was displeasing at first - it became a bigger issue the more the show went on.
What is the key-element of why season 3 started to be bad however is the True Alpha crap they came up with.
Part of what I enjoyed about the show was the fact that Scott was just this average teen wolf, a little bumbling and awkward but with a good heart. He didn’t have to be the leader. I expect an Alpha to be a leader, a fatherly figure, someone older. Not an awkward newbie wolf who literally learned how to control his wolfiness from a human boy.
That they had to force not just “Scott is main character. Scott needs to be Alpha”, but also “Oh shit, we made it so you gotta kill to become Alpha but Scott is main character, so Scott can’t kill. Hurry up, writers, invent a creative way for him to still become Alpha”.
It’s a load of horse-crap is what it is.
The show would have worked so much better if they had cut that crap. Kept Derek around - as the Alpha - and allowed Scott to slowly learn what it even means to be a werewolf and to then, through character development, become Derek’s second-in-command.
Now. They wrote all those characters out of the show, but they started establishing the twins as potential new pack-mates. And okay. They slowly started to become... interesting characters, the more we learned about them.
And then they were written out of the show too. And that was when it became a real problem with this show.
They want a pack. But they keep writing any character who has the potential of becoming pack out ASAP.
The whole... Isaac/Allison romance, I am still wondering where they pulled that from. Like? She literally tried to kill you an literally all your friends before and she’s basically the big love of your new Alpha? What is wrong with you, Isaac? Do you need therapy? Oh, right, you do. Yeah.
Setting it up that Danny knew all along what was going on just to write him out too.
Killing off Allison. Writing Isaac out of the show.
Basically. We had the “Alpha”, his human best friend, a banshee, a kitsune and a coyote. In a fucking show called Teen Wolf. I mean. Yeah, they kept true to the name and stuck with only ONE Teen Wolf. Because who wants to see an actual pack in a show about werewolves? Oh. Right. Everyone.
Season 4 was just bad. It was lame, it was weird and it had zero pay-off when Peter was suddenly the bad guy again. I had been a hundred percent sure that Gerard was behind this and that this was the reason they kept him alive.
Gerard, other reason for why it became bad. How did no one make sure to kill him? And then, when it’s revealed that he’s alive and basically dying slowly which is cruel, no one finishes him off either. You can not argue the “The good guys don’t kill” thing because keeping him alive while he is slowly dying from the black goo is so much worse than just a mercy-kill. And if you’re setting your good guys up to be cruel assholes who torture their enemies like that... you don’t get to play the “He has True Alpha potential because he’s such a goodie-two-shoes” card. And I am terrified to see what he does in season 6.
Kira was a cool addition, mainly. She... didn’t really get much personality development beyond the point of Scott’s New Love-Interest, but the mere concept of her was cool.
I dislike Malia and will always hate how they shoehorned her in. “Hey, look! Another living Hale! And it’s Peter’s daughter! Wow!”. That she spent basically a decade in the forest as a wild animal but they just pretend that it’s possible to re-introduce her not just into society but high school - whereas she is completely lacking all middle school and half of elementary school education, honestly, can she even read and write? Because she shouldn’t be able to. Even if she learned that ten years ago, she’d have forgotten simply by growing up as a wild animal in the forest. Granted, her behavior is at the very least well-written and animalistic, but that just makes me question the weirdness of Stiles going “Oh, she’s basically a wild animal. Let’s start dating”. Right. Away. If they had taken the time to, you know, re-introduce her to society properly and learn things and her and Stiles falling for each other along the way, okay sure. But this “We just met. Let’s have sex in the basement of the asylum” thing was so weird and so forced.
Season 5 might just be one of the - if not THE - worst thing I’ve ever witnessed on television. If something has that crappy level of quality, I normally turn it off and stop watching.
But the masochistic part of me kept whispering how much I loved season 1 and 2 and that 3 wasn’t so bad and, sure, since season 3 it’s been declining, but they did so well in the first two seasons, maybe they’ll turn it around again.
They did not turn it around.
Season 5 was just... really, really, really awful.
The over-loaded plotlines that kept getting entangled.
The fucking awful new characters. Like. Liam was always and will always be only Scott 2.0, a very, very cheap rip-off of their own main character - and who even does that? But in season 5, he was just awful. That he threw his temper-tantrums and turned his back on Scott and was just generally a pain in the ass.
Allison 2.0 was even worse though. I legit do not bother remembering the name of Liam’s girlfriend, because she is so flat and... unlikeable. Her only reason for being in this was to create the tension between Scott and Liam.
And Liam’s best friend made them feel like “Oh boy, we cut out the jock and his lovable gay best friend. Let’s replace Jackson and Danny with those two!”. Honestly, they really gave up trying to come up with individual, interesting characters.
And casting showed that too. At least Liam’s best friend is black. But literally everyone else they cast after season 3 was two things - white and brunette. This show started out with such an individual, diverse cast - black male Boyd, blonde female Erica, blonde male Isaac, redheaded female Lydia, polynesian male Danny. And now they basically just cast dark-haired whites and the guys even all look the same. This Theo-guy and that... other... wolf... guy... thing... I honestly don’t remember but the guy who had something with Liam’s best friend, they basically looked the same to me.
The decline in character development and design, as well as the decline in story-telling was only topped off by the dreadfulness.
This show used to be bright. And funny.
As in: It took place during the day too. There used to be colors. In season 5, in many episodes, I could barely tell what was going on because it mainly took place during the night and in total darkness.
And I didn’t laugh once in season 5. Absolutely nothing was funny. It didn’t help that comic relief guy Stiles got kicked in the balls by the writers when they decided they also needed tension between Scott and Stiles.
No, fuck you, you don’t.
The friendship between Scott and Stiles has been the backbone of this show since the very first scene of the first episode. And now you decide that Scott should be stupid, shallow and trustful enough to trust Theo instead of Stiles? Really? That... That’s so OoC. Those are your characters, don’t write them OoC.
The fact that Derek and Peter too became characters who just... disappeared for long periods of time was just ridiculous too. It’s like this show is deliberately trying to sabotage itself and to remove good characters.
Lydia, Stiles and Scott are essentially the only characters left from the... bigger ones. Derek, Peter, Isaac, Boyd, Erica, Jackson, Allison, Aiden, Ethan, Kira, Danny.
Instead we get to keep Malia around who, sure, ist still the best of those new additions. Liam. Liam’s girlfriend. Liam’s best friend. Fucking Theo gets to stay?
And Parrish, who... honestly just gives me the creeps because the dude is old enough to have been to war and to now work at a police station as a deputy, which I really hope for the sake of the safety of the people does require some years of training before you get handed a gun and a badge too, but thinks it’s in any way or shape appropriate to date a high school student? Like, sure, it may be legal but that doesn’t mean you have to do that. Especially not if you’re a police deputy. And I don’t care if that sounds like a hypocrite thing to say because I ship Sterek and that might be the same age-difference. I ship Sterek in fanfiction and fanarts. If fans go ahead and ship Lydia and Parrish sure, cool. Everything goes in the fandom. Not everything should go in canon, because there should be some kind of... moral... behind decisions made. Do not romantize adults dating teens.
So. Yeah.
If they hadn’t announced that season 6 is the final season, I would have turned my back after how bad season 5 was. But... cue in the voice in my head that’s still whispering how much I loved season 1 and 2. And this is the grand finale. It’ll be over after this. Just 20 more episodes, I can watch that. And then it’ll be finally over and they can’t ruin it any more.
The grand finale airs in four days. So I’ll be rewatching the first five seasons now and then I will start watching the final season. I’m terrified of it.
And am I the only one who felt like many decisions made were just made to snuff out Sterek? I mean. Stiles who didn’t have any romantic plotline before, all of a sudden having sex with basically a random stranger in a basement and Derek literally fucking the enemy while he’s half-bleeding to death, but let’s just hurry up and make sure they have female love interests...?
110 notes · View notes
Note
hey i had a day dream idea and it's kinda a mess but here we go! i saw some fanart of keith starting to turn galra or something and leaving so it's based off that. he leaves in the middle of the night so no one notices until morning when they find out that a pod is missing. he doesn't know if he was planning on coming back or not so he takes his belongings and wears his marmora suit instead (it's probably his because it's tailored for the feet... i assume) but he didn't know it'd get worse 1/?
he left to "figure some things out" when he noticed he started to change but it stared to spread mid flightーpainfully. it was unexpected and he swerved and the ship hit an asteroid and he hit his head. the ship wasn't damaged much but keith was knocked out cold, so without a pilot the ship freaks out and crashes the nearsest planet which totals the ship and really doesn't help keith either. his suit helps prevent broken bones though. he's found by some galra drones and a low ranking officer 2/??
the officer works at a base not far from the crash site, but it's old, and it seemed to be forgotten by zarkon. they're still semi-loyal to the empire but no supply ships have come in years. they're not very informed either so the officer doesn't reconise keith's outift. they put him in a cell until he wakes up so they can interrogate him ect. but he's all disoriented from changingーand he's got amnesia from hitting his head so many times during the flight. hes not in good shape at all 3/??
so the confused officer guy waits until he's ready to talk and then takes him up to the highest commanding officer on the base who asks him what he remembers and he remembers his age and vague things from his childhood but not much else. She thinks it's hilarious that he's only 18/19 because that's like a CHILD for galra so she sets that officer to watch him and set him to work until she finds out what to do with him, all while threatening him not to try anything 4/??
(idk i imagine her to be like the armstrong lady from fort briggs in fma) she can also somehow tell he's kinda a half breed (even though at this point he doesn't look like it) and tells the officer then sends him off with a threatening note (she doesn't trust him but goes off of the fact that they took his weapons and his ship is totalled) the work there is much different because it used to be a mining colony so basic workers are spilt into one of two groups: miners or supply gathers 5/??
so keith and this officer start talking and they kinda become friends and he gives keith his knife back because the luxcite of the blade would be handy for mining (even though keith vaguely remembers how to use it) and then they get to work 'mining' or looking for anything useful in the old caves. that's about as far as i got but i think later he'd find engraving of voltron that help jog his memory or something... thanks for bearing with me :D 6/6
oh i forgot to say- most of the galra on the base are half breeds too which is probably why it's a 'forgotten base' the terrain is also like a snowy forest all year long. supply gathers explore the area for wild animals or other interesting things (like, a fallen ship for example)
DUDE
DUUUUUDE
MAKE THIS A FIC
I BEG OF YOU
like, imagine if zarkon somehow gets wind of the red paladin being in that system?  he’d get in contact with the base and DEMAND that they find him and hand him over
it would be the first time in YEARS that someone contacted the base, and it was Emperor Zarkon himself, so they’re scrambling--like on the one hand, you want to be presentable for the Emperor, but on the other... he abandoned them
BUT THEN AGAIN, they can’t just call him out on it, because he’d nuke them for disobedience
...but by now the base trusts keith, they like him, and they don’t actually want to give him up to an emperor who gives no shits about any of them?
CUE, REBELLION
THE ENTIRE BASE JOINS VOLTRON’S SIDE
(lance voice, in the background: what do you mean he lost his memory and converted an entire galra base to our cause???  what the fuck????)
13 notes · View notes
raflovestuffs · 7 years
Text
Hiccstrid or not Hiccstrid
Tumblr media
Hey there! So here’s the beginning of my Hiccstrid one shot’s collection! I tell already: they will follow RTTE Season 4 and follow each other!
I hope you’ll like this one though.
Enjoy some Hiccstrid fight and Stoïck’s reaction to Hiccstrid!
Thanks my friend @wolfie-dragon-rider for make some reajustements! And @noura-fanart for this beautiful cover! <3
Happy reading!
Weeks after the Grimborn brothers’ death, the dragon riders were living peaceful days on Berk. They didn’t leave the Dragon’s Edge with pleasure, far from it, but the erupting volcano had not left them the choice. So it was more with regret that the gang was forced to leave their outpost where they have been through so much.
“Okay gang, take all you can save before the lava comes to your huts!” Hiccup ordered.
It was too late, the Edge was condemned. The Baby Eruptodon couldn’t have held back what was coming anyway. The situation was under control.
The dragon riders had rushed inside their respective huts to get their personal effects. Snotlout was trying to pick up his ‘S’, the twins were wallowing on the boar pit while Fishlegs handled the collection of most books and maps containing Dragon Eye’s information. As to Astrid, she moved to take the weapons she left in her hut.
And then there was Hiccup. The young boy had made his way to the Clubhouse to meditate, closely followed by Toothless. He examined the place, and then sighed. The night fury approached his friend and rubbed him in an affectionate embrace. He uttered a plaintive cooing. The auburn-haired boy stooped to his level by stroking his head.
“I’ll miss this place too, Bud.”
He bounced back and then he moved to the table where the dragon riders and him used to meet up. Hiccup recalled with nostalgia the crazy talks the gang shared, Heather’s great food and Tuffnut’s compliments on it. But he also reminded himself of the gravest moments when the teenagers’ mutual aid reached its peak like after the ‘Viggo fiasco’ for example. This place was full of memories. It was really a part of their life that came down on this island.
An important part.
The young man was now in front of the stables. A smile came to his face at the sight of it. That was where he and Astrid kissed for the first time as a couple. It was in this place that they finally confessed their true feelings for each other. It took time but Astrid’s blindness pushed Hiccup to step outside his comfort zone. Thankfully, her state was temporary.
“Are you okay?” asked a voice behind him while placing a hand on his shoulder.
He turned back, it was Astrid, of course. He gave her a smile he wanted reassuring.
“Just trying to remember the great moments we’ve spent here all together…” he admitted in a sigh.
The night fury rubbed him affectionately. His friend petted his head while smiling.
“It’s true that we had a lot of memories here,” Astrid agreed, taking Hiccup’s hand.
So the teenager moved in front of her and took her hands in turn. Their faces approached until their lips found themselves at only few centimetres from each other as their foreheads touched. They closed their eyes and both smiled before exchanging a tender kiss.
After that, they definitively left the Edge.
Since that, the teenagers got back to a routine life on Berk. They returned to the activities they left before adventuring to the Great Beyond, months ago. Snotlout started testing the village’s weapons again. Meanwhile the twins returned to their crazy activities that consisted of trapping villagers in the name of Loki. Concerning the others, Fishlegs was teaching Berk’s history again to the youngest inhabitants of the island.
Hiccup got back to the same point he was before going to the Great beyond. He didn’t really know what he wanted to do with his life. He would become chief eventually, for sure, but he didn’t want his life to come down to this function. He wanted something else. He needed something else. Hiccup needed freedom and continuing the exploration of the world around him seemed to be a great option.
Regarding Astrid, she had gone back to her engagement in Berk’s guard for the Academy where she was in charge now. She took care of the newest dragon riders’ formation. The gang came time to time to help her with teamwork demonstrations or specific tactics’ teaching.
“Stormfly, spine shot!” Astrid shouted.
The Deadly Nadder instantly obeyed her master who jumped off her back to perform a somersault before the young recruits’ amazed eyes. She landed in front of them, standing upright, imperturbable.
“There you go. That’s how you surprise your enemy.”
She paused.
“A volunteer?”
No response was expected from her question, she did that only for the purpose of impressing them. They didn’t have time to answer anyway because a voice rose above their heads.
“Sorry I’m late!” The dragon riders’ leader apologized, landing in the arena with Toothless.
The blond smiled, looking at him.
“You’re just in time, actually,” she said, putting a hand on her waist.
Hiccup showed a puzzled smile.
“How can I help you, milady?” he finally asked.
She nodded on the side, pointing to the wild dragons captured earlier by the gang for the future dragon riders. He smiled to Astrid, understanding what she expected from him. So the young man approached the reptiles.
“When you want to tame a dragon, the first thing to do is to establish a bond with him. He has to trust you,” Hiccup explained to the group.
He walked towards a Monstrous Nightmare and raised his hand slowly to his muzzle. The dragon grunted a little so the dragon riders’ chief looked away while continuing what he was doing. Finally, he managed to put his hand on the reptile’s head.
“If you succeed in creating this bond of trust with him, even the testiest dragons can be trained,” he assured, stroking him.
“It’s this bond I want you to work on today,” Astrid smiled, kindly. “It’s up to you now.”
Hiccup was the one who had advised her on how to deal with the newest recruits. He was convinced that Astrid could teach them a lot but for that, she shouldn’t scare them from the beginning. It was the reason why he had asked her to not be too hard with them from the outset. She could be more exigent then.
“What were you busy doin’?” the blond asked to her boyfriend.
He rolled his eyes while scratching the back of his head.
“Oh, you know. Making some adjustments on my work.”
He paused before redirecting his attention to the young lady. He caught her by the hips and pulled up his hands along them to caress her waist.
“Why? Did you miss me?” he whispered in her ear.
“Actually… yes,” she replied by turning to him.
They exchanged a smile before kissing without paying attention to the teenagers who were meeting the dragons. Nevertheless, their general fake cough finally got the new couple back to reality. They split, trying to recover the left of seriousness they had. Astrid cleared her throat before announcing:
“Fine, now that you got close to them, you must choose your dragon and he must choose you.”
“How will we know if he chooses us?” asked one of the recruits.
The young Viking turned to her one-legged boyfriend, giving him a complicit gaze.
“He will try to kill you,” she answered calmly.
“Eh… That’s reassuring…” another intervened.
“Come on, let’s go!” the Hofferson girl ordered.
She left a gentle kiss on the corner of the young boy’s lips before going back to join the group. So Hiccup watched her walk away, smiling like a dork. Realizing he wasn’t joining her, she came back to take his hand.
“Are you coming?” she asked.
The chief’s son came to his senses gradually. Sometimes, it was kind of hard for him to read her correctly.
“Sure.”
They set off with the young riders to accompany them to places more conductive to the apprenticeships they were proposing. Snotlout suddenly arrived on the back of Hookfang, taking care of greeting the two lovebirds:
“Wow, seems that Hiccstrid is out!”
“Stop calling us that, Snotlout…”
“What? You’re always together you two, aren’t you? There’s no Hiccup without Astrid since that… well, you know.”
“So?” the blond inquired.
“Well, we ended up confusing you. So it’s easier to call you Hiccstrid.”
Astrid swore furiously. Hiccup put a hand on her shoulder and then, he addressed Snotlout.
“Okay, I think we get the point.”
“Take it easy Hiccstrid… It’s just–”
“Snotlout, that’s enough,” Hiccup cut him off.
But the blond had already gone back to the group of newcomers.
“Good luck with that,” the disturbing Viking laughed.
Hiccup sighed and he scurried to catch up with his girlfriend who was walking with purpose. When he came over to where she was standing, he put a hand on her shoulder again as an act of comfort.
“Hey, sure you’ll be okay?” he asked, worried.
The young lady faked a smile before stopping.
“Yeah… Don’t worry. And leave me with them, I can handle this alone.”
“You’re sure?”
So she nodded in agreement.
“Okay… So can we hang later?”
“Yeah. See you later, Hiccup.”
So the blond left to meet the teens’ group she was in charge of, leaving an astounded Hiccup. The young boy was having trouble figuring her out. He didn’t understand why she seemed to attach so much importance to the Jorgenson’s remark. But truth is, he never had paid the same attention as her to what others could think about them. As the heir to the throne of Berk, Hiccup Haddock the third had always been the focus of village’s attention. After all this years of mockery –even if it was no longer relevant–, he had finally become indifferent to the light of others. This was the case for Astrid. Unlike Hiccup, she had always been placed on some kind of pedestal which gave her attributes of the ideal Viking; athletic and brave. It was because she was considered that, on her side, the girl worried about what others might think about her. Indeed, it bothered Astrid that being a couple with Hiccup defined her in the eyes of others. She didn’t want them to be confused. Because yes, she was above all Fearless Astrid Hofferson, a warrior and a dragon rider. One thing’s for sure, the teenagers didn’t have the same perspective on things. Everything now turned on how they will solve this slight problem.
Hiccup watched Astrid walked away before telling Toothless to follow him. So he wandered into the village with his friend at his side until his feet led him to the forge.
“Hey Gobber!” the young boy exclaimed.
“Hiccup? Don’t you have a class to teach or something?”
“Oh yeah but hum… I’m done so… I came to help out!” the brown-haired boy assured him.
His old employer squinted, not very convinced by the young man’s words but he finally assigned him a task.
“Well, you can take care of the saddles in that area… Yeah, here. Some are already drawn while others just waiting to be cut! You think you can handle this?”
“No problem, Gobber, I’m on it,” the chief’s son smiled, arms full.
So he get to work quickly as if he wanted to forget his recent problems. The two men didn’t say a word to one other for almost an hour before Gobber finally decided to break the silence.
“So… How was training?”
“I came in late…”
“Ouch… Astrid wasn’t too angry?”
Hiccup giggled.
“Not even.”
“It does work between you two uh?”
“Yeah, hum… I guess so…” the young boy mumbled.
But the blacksmith didn’t pay attention to this last remark.
“Did you tell your father?”
My gods no! was Hiccup’s first thought. Talking with his father had never been one of his favourite activities and particularly when it came to address issues of this kind. He stood dumbfounded before Gobber.
“Hum… Well, actually…”
“Hiccup…”
“What?”
“Hum, you know exactly what I’m talking about,” answered the chief’s right hand, squinting again.
“Yeah, yeah…” the young man sighed.
Gobber gave an insistent look to the teenager who replied by rolling his eyes. The blacksmith laughed heartily. This did not stop Hiccup from staying with his old instructor the rest of the day. Despite everything, these two liked to spend time together.
By evening, Hiccup went home. Astrid didn’t come see him in the forge so he figured that she didn’t want to see him for now. Once he crossed the threshold, he intended to go up right away to his room without eating, but it was without counting his best friend’s dragonesque nature whose discretion was not the strongest point.
“Eh! Hiccup, you’re back!” Stoick exclaimed.
“Hehe yeah, it seems like it…” he answered lamely, addressing a reproachful look in the direction of the night fury.
“Astrid came by the house earlier, she was looking for you,” her father suddenly revealed.
The young man raised his head, surprised.
“And what did you…?”
“I said that I didn’t know where you were cause… I didn’t know where you were!”
“Eh…”
“She seemed upset. Did something happened between you two?”
“No… I mean, not really…”
“Are you hiding something from me, Hiccup?”
“What? No! Not at all…” he said by swallowing his spit with difficulty, embarrassed.
“Hum?” asked Stoick again with an insistent gaze.
The chief was becoming impatient so Hiccup lowered his head, defeated, resigning himself to tell him the truth.
“Okay…” the brown puffed.
He raised his head in the direction of his dad.
“Well, the point is that…”
“Yeah?” Stoick encouraged him.
The young boy took a deep breath.
“Okay, Astrid and I, we–”
Suddenly, the door opened to Gobber who rushed towards the chief of Berk.
“Stoick! There’s one of Sven’s uncles who’s fighting with the Geirson son in the Great Hall and it’s not a pretty sight! The village already took sides… You should better take a look, if you ask me.”
“Thanks for telling me Gobber. You see what kind of conflict you’ll soon be in charge of, Son?” Stoick rejoiced by addressing the one he already saw as his presumed successor. “We’ll talk later, I’m going.”
So he left in the direction of the Great Hall, leaving Gobber alone with Hiccup.
“So did you tell him?”
He abruptly turned his head towards the forger.                    
“Well, actually Gobber, I was about to. At least, before you came…”
“That’s no big deal, you’ll talk to him later! All right, I’ll see you later, I better give him a hand!”
The dragon riders’ chief watched Gobber walked away and he sighed. Toothless made a mocking coo to his friend who gave him the stink-eye.
“Fine, laugh at me! Let’s go to bed, bud. Tomorrow is another day.”
The next day, he had to repeat the training with Astrid. He hoped that, this time, the experiment would be different and that others would not annoy them again. Especially today because it wasn’t just them, it was the entire gang who participated. Hiccup managed to be on time for once. Fishlegs and Snotlout were already there but not all the kids had arrived yet. He came towards Astrid who smiled at his approach. He furtively kissed her lips to say ‘hello’ but she intensified the kiss as if she needed to be forgiven for her latest conduct. The young boy let himself succumb to this passionate gesture before being overtaken by reality… Fishlegs started to cough insistently. The young couple split, embarrassed.
“Hiccstrid…” Snotlout coughed to his friend’s intention.
Hiccup glared at him while Fishlegs wondered what was going on. The twins arrived shortly after this incident and the recruits were soon all here.
“Okay, today: teamwork,” the blond announced. “I want you to apply the bond you established with your dragon yesterday. But before that, we’ll show you the kind of things you could do with your dragon when you have become very close.”
She looked at Hiccup who immediately climbed into the heights of the skies to demonstrate. The teens raised their heads, admiring the dragon rider and his night fury soaring through the sky, even if they barely saw them.
“Pull to the side of the arena!” Astrid ordered.
The future chief of Berk soon reappeared but he was no longer on the dragon’s back. He was swooping down to the Academy’s hard ground while the night fury was on his tail to be able to catch him. His girlfriend was watching their flight carefully, afraid that something happened to Hiccup. The two friends were approaching the ground faster and faster so the night fury bounced back to catch his best friend but in the run-up to the ground, he turned his attention to Stormfly who was also concerned about this dangerous figure. Indeed, Astrid’s dragon was looking at their fall with anxiety, distracting the night fury for a brief moment. Unfortunately, it was long enough to make Hiccup shudder when his impact was imminent.
“Toothless!” the boy screamed.
Panicked, Astrid sprang in the middle of the Academy to catch the young man.
“Hiccup, careful!” she shouted.
“Astrid!”
So he crashed into her girlfriend’s arms. He made her fall back, landing on top of her. The night fury managed to level off soon enough to not fall brutally on the ground, but it was already too late. The apprentices put a hand to their mouth to avoid a scream. The gang ran towards Hiccup and Astrid.
“Astrid, I’m sorry! Are you okay?” the chief’ son asked, helping her to get up.
The Academy trainer was holding her head painfully.
“Yeah, yeah I’m fine…” she said without conviction.
Then, she raised her head to Hiccup:
“What’s going on with them?” she asked.
“I think Toothless was distracted by Stormfly,” Fishlegs explained.
“Now the dragons started too, we’ll never see the end of it,” Snotlout guffawed.
Astrid scowled before walking up to her dragon who was licking Toothless’ wing. Hiccup followed her.
“Did we miss something?” Ruffnut asked.
“If only you knew…” the Jorgenson said.
Hiccup caressed Toothless before checking nothing was broken.
“Easy there. What got into you, bud?” the young Viking wondered.
“Hiccup, Snotlout is right. Our dragons get close lately and that’s not good for the training.”
“Come on Astrid, don’t you think you’re overreacting? Look, it’s all new to them too!”
“Hiccup, I think you’re missing the point… It could’ve turned out worse just now! If I hadn’t been there…”
“But I’m fine,” he said by putting his hands on Astrid’ shoulders.
However, she removed them before adding:
“Anyway, for you, it’s over.”
“But Astrid–”
“Come on! And take Toothless with you.”
The young man found himself forced to leave the training without being able to put up any resistance. He left, looking sad, summoning Toothless to follow him.
“Fine. Let’s go, Toothless.”
Astrid bit her lip before looking away. The gang watched the duo part, a little confused. Tuffnut turned his head towards Astrid before redirecting his attention to Hiccup and Toothless’ departure.
“Is it just me or is something up with those two?” he asked.
Her twin sister sighed meanwhile Snotlout started to laugh. Fishlegs immediately requested him to shut up his big mouth.
The rest of the session went pretty well aside from the Jorgenson’s understatements that Astrid rushed to hush. Once everybody had left, Hiccup came to meet his friend at the end of the class.
“Astrid, can we just talk?”
“I still have a lot to do Hiccup, so… just leave me alone, please.”
The young man was most definitely increasingly surprised by the behaviour of his partner. He obeyed nonetheless and moved outside the arena, his eyes downcast. He came out and went to the Great Hall, where he sat down on the steps leading to it. Hiccup put his head in his hands and thought. He thought about Astrid, about what would become of their relationship when the recent turn appeared so obvious, though. She no longer seemed to be on the same page as him. He didn’t know what he was supposed to do.
Suddenly, he felt a hand alighted on his shoulder. He turned away; it was his father.
“Are you going to tell me what’s going on, Son?” he said, sitting down next to him.
The boy sighed, looking at his feet, well his foot.
“It’s Astrid.”
“Oh, there we are.”
“We fought.”
“Hum, I see… But you know Son, nobody said love affairs were an easy thing.”
Hiccup brusquely raised his head towards his dad.
“Wh– What? You mean you knew?”
Stoick nodded, looking like it was nothing while his son stayed stupefied.
“It’s something you feel, Son. I was just waiting for you to talk to me about it yourself.”
The auburn-haired boy passed his hand through his hair, pretending to laugh, looking embarrassed.  
“Well, let’s go back to your problem. Did you try talking to her?”
“Of course! But she avoids discussion!”
“Aha your mother was the same…”
“She was?”
“But you know what works in situations like these?”
“No?”
“The pushy method! You need to ground her back into her problems. If you don’t, you won’t get anything out of her. That’s how I used to do it with your mom.”
“Aha you’re surely right… Thanks Dad,” the boy replied by briefly taking his father into his arms.
He smiled and left on the back of Toothless, determined to do something. He wasn’t going to let this thing run its course, he was going to take action.
He found Astrid at the Academy gate and asked Toothless to catch her by surprise. She uttered a cry of distress before realizing it was Hiccup and Toothless.
“Hiccup! Get me down from here!” she screamed.
“No, there’s no way.”
They flew to a place far away from the village center in order to have a real talk. Toothless finally landed while making sure to leave Astrid on the ground smoothly. She gave Hiccup a strong punch in his shoulder.
“That’s for kidnapping me!”
“Okay, maybe I deserved that one… But we still need to talk Astrid.”
“What do you want to talk about?” she said by turning her back to him.
“Oh come on Astrid, you know perfectly well! I know you were looking for me last night.”
She turned her head towards her boyfriend.
“I was at the forge. I wasn’t trying to avoid you, unlike you…” the young man pursued.
“What?”
“I don’t know but… Since this whole mess with Snotlout, you seem to avoid me!”
“No, not at all…”
“No? And what about this morning uh?”
The girl bit her lip. Hiccup approached her to take her hands.
“Astrid… You know you can tell me anything,” he declared by staring right into her eyes.
“Yeah, you’re right. Hiccup, I’m sorry. It’s just that they all make me sick, talking about us only as a couple and no more as distinct persons! I need to be recognised for who I am. I don’t want our relation to define us in the eyes of others, you know?
That’s it, he thought. He smiled by pressing her hand.
“Sure, I understand.”
He paused.
“Do you remember when we were looking for our dragons back in the forest on the Edge, both of us, after the storm?”
“Yeah?”
“Remember what I told you then?”
“Of course, you told me that there will always be a Hiccup and Astrid.”
He put his hand on her shoulders.
“That’s it, there will always be a Hiccup and Astrid,” he insisted by caressing her right cheek. “We’re a team. There’s no way, we’ll be confused again cause there’s definitely two people who make this team! You’re above all Astrid Hofferson and I Hiccup Haddock.
She smiled before hugging him.
“And,” Hiccup breathed, “we could maybe spend more time together, just you and me, rather than exposing us before everyone. What do you think?”
“I think that’s a good idea Hiccup, thank you,” the blond replied, holding him tighter against her.
As they split, Astrid grasped Hiccup by his collar.
“Oh and one more thing…”
She pulled him before planted a kiss on his thin lips.
“That’s for everything else.”
208 notes · View notes
rantsaboutponies · 6 years
Text
Season 8 Retrospective
This... Okay, Season 8’s final W-L-T score was 0-11-15, which means that, quantitatively, it should have been the worst season yet. But...I dunno, this season just kind of...came and went. It might partially have to do with the fact that this is the eighth season of a show that should have ended with Season 3, but I think there’s a bigger factor at play here. Yes, it’s that most baffling of poor decisions, the School of Friendship!
I still cannot figure out why they thought this was such a good idea to build the entire season around. Maybe the voice actors for the Mane 6 are trying to move on from the show and are minimizing their future commitments? If it’s just trying to sell toys of the New Mane 6, they wouldn’t need to focus on them so heavily (people will buy figurines of background characters, for god’s sake), but phasing out the original Mane 6′s toyline also seems like a dumb idea. I think it’s just that corporations still haven’t gotten over the collective concept that they all seemed to have in the 1980s that kids love school and will watch anything set at a school. You know which cartoons I watched the least (or just flat out never watched) as a kid? Recess! Teacher’s Pet! Braceface! You know, the ones that spent a large chunk of time at school! School is by far the least interesting part of any child’s life! If the characters were school-age, you maybe showed a scene or two an episode just to establish that, but that’s it! A good example is Kim Possible; sure, she went to school every episode, but the majority of each episode was all the spy shit. Because no duh! (For the record, as a kid, I was also incredibly bored by any show that was just about kids doing normal shit all the time, school-related or otherwise: Doug, Rocket Power, The Weekenders, Hey Arnold!, Pepper Ann, As Told by Ginger, every single live-action laugh-track Disney sitcom...come to think of it, is that all that late-’90s to early-2000s Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows were? Jesus Christ, I miss when Cartoon Network was fun.)
Anyway, I don’t know what kids watch these days. Maybe they don’t even watch this show; I have no idea. I haven’t kept up. Why am I even still talking about this? On with the list!
#1. “Road to Friendship”: Like I said, this one was the closest to “good” we got this season. Starlight and Trixie tend to have good dialogue together, and this was no exception. Did anyone notice that Starlight was barely in this season at all, though? They really need to deal with their constant problem of adding characters to the main cast and then not knowing what to do with them in future episodes.
#2. “Sounds of Silence”: If not for Autumn Blaze being so goddamn annoying (and the moral being fairly lame), this episode might have been better. At least I now know why I’ve been seeing kirin fanart for a few months now.
#3. “What Lies Beneath”: This was probably the only halfway decent episode involving the New Mane 6 because it actually gave us a bit of insight into their characters besides “like the Mane 6, but children”. The Tree of Harmony’s way of thinking is still super fucked-up, though.
#4. “Molt Down”: Puberty episode? Sure, why not. Still better than Big Mouth.
#5. “Father Knows Beast”: This one goes right next to the other Spike one because, like all Spike episodes, it really left little to no impact. The fact that Spike is still being written to be dumb enough to fall for some random dragon showing up and saying that he’s his father is pretty grating, though.
#6. “The Break Up Break Down”: Miscommunication storylines annoy the shit out of me, especially since Modern Family became 90% “I heard a thing and I’m going to assume the worst instead of just confirming it with the person I heard it from” episodes. At least Discord finally got a couple funny lines again.
#7. “Non-Compete Clause”: I don’t know why Applejack and Rainbow Dash thought a rehash of “Fall Weather Friends” would be a good idea if they mixed in a bit of child endangerment. Thank god the kids turned out to be smarter than them.
#8. “A Rockhoof and a Hard Place”: Still hard to believe they couldn’t find Rockhoof any digging or demolition jobs anywhere in Equestria. I do like that the ending basically acknowledged that they still don’t know exactly what the point of making Twilight a princess was or what she even does anymore.
#9 & #10. “School Daze”: I was technically right. Neighsay did return to be a villain in the season finale; he just wasn’t the real villain. The fact that they could have arrived at the solution at any time and just chose not to was really annoying. Remember, kids love storylines about legal loopholes and technicalities!
#11 & #12. “School Raze”: Yet another episode that required everyone involved to be as stupid as possible to get the plot going. Nothing like going with your first assumptions and ignoring all evidence to the contrary, eh, Twilight?
#13: “Marks for Effort”: This was just dumb. Twilight wouldn’t let the CMC into the school because they already knew enough about friendship? Yeah, sure. If anything, the episode proved just the opposite. Cozy Glow intentionally failed the test because she thought it would get them in? Uh-huh. Given her secret ultimate evil goal was to make everyone friends with her, I can only assume that she did in fact think that that plan would work, since getting them kicked out definitely wouldn’t endear her to them.
#14. “The End in Friend”: I don’t think this episode accomplished what it was attempting to. No, Rarity and Rainbow Dash don’t have anything in common. No, they don’t have to hang out together if they don’t have any activities they both enjoy. No, that doesn’t make them enemies, nor does it mean they can’t still hang out with their other friends. Sheesh.
#15. “The Washouts”: More child endangerment! Why a dangerous stunt team was able to hire Scootaloo I still don’t know, but apparently no one in the audience had a problem with that. If the lesson was to teach children not to be so fickle about picking their role models, that’s probably a good idea.
I’m not sure there’s all that much difference between these two parts of the list, but whatever.
#16. “Fake It ‘Til You Make It”: Seriously, though, Fluttershy’s only mistake was not telling those raccoons ahead of time that she was going to be using different personae. It was working!
#17. “Grannies Gone Wild”: This episode beat out Book Club by a whole month for its message of, “Old people are people too!” The Wonderbolts are assholes, Applejack is an asshole, and everypony loses! Hooray!
#18. “The Mean 6”: At least Chrysalis was still kind of intimidating in “To Where and Back Again”. This episode just made her look like a joke who had no clue what she was doing (more than “A Canterlot Wedding” already did, I mean).
#19. “The Parent Map”: Remember “Parental Glideance”? That was last year’s, “God, my parents are so embarrassing!” episode. This is this year’s. Joy.
#20. “Friendship University”: Someone was confused that I complained about Twilight apparently hating competition, even though she was trying to shut down the Friendship University because she clearly knew that Flim and Flam were untrustworthy. This person apparently missed the fact that Twilight was upset that somepony was opening a competing friendship school BEFORE she found out it was Flim and Flam who were running it, and she in fact went to the Friendship University specifically to find something wrong with it. That’s the part I was objecting to: the fact that Twilight is still so neurotic that she can’t handle not being in control of everything. In fact, that raises an interesting point. Has there ever been an episode where Twilight has had to learn the lesson of, “Other people are capable of things, too. Not everything has to be run by you first”? It certainly wasn’t this one.
#21. “Surf and/or Turf”: Hey, another episode where the conflict made no sense! And, as an added bonus, another one where just talking to the other people involved would have resolved it instantly! Huzzah! Old El Paso managed to make “Why not both?” the lesson of a 30-second commercial. I don’t know why this took so much longer.
#22. “Horse Play”: COM-MU-NI-CA-TION. “You’re a bad actress. You can have a surprise cameo at the end of our play to make the crowd happy, but that’s it.” Jesus.
#23. “The Hearth’s Warming Club”: What exactly was the message of this episode? “Don’t lie”? No, because they never told Twilight the truth; she just happened to be standing behind them when Gallus told the other kids. “Don’t wreck shit”? No, because Gallus never faced any consequences for that. Honestly, the lesson should have been directed at teachers, and it should have been, “Don’t try this shit. It never works; it just pisses everyone off, including you.”
#24. “The Maud Couple”: Worst new character of the season. Hands down. I hope we never see him again, especially if the only way we get more Maud is if he comes along for the ride. What a prick.
#25. “A Matter of Principals”: Speaking of episodes that teach the lesson to the wrong person... Remind me again why Discord wasn’t the one who learned the lesson here? Because he’s unteachable? Because he’s “reformed” and therefore has already learned all the lessons he needs to? Also, this is a rare episode where the characters do actually communicate properly (Starlight does tell Discord to knock his shit off), and they try to pretend they didn’t! Twilight gets mad at Starlight for not talking to Discord, even though she did! You can’t do this, writers! You just can’t!
#26. “Yakity-Sax”: Talk about not knowing what fucking lesson they were trying to teach. You know what? I bet this actually happened. I bet Michael P. and/or Wil Fox were practicing their electric guitar or drums or bagpipes or whatever for days on end at all hours of the night, and all their neighbors called the cops on them. This was their way of sticking it to everyone. “No! You should let me do whatever the hell I want! It doesn’t matter if it disturbs you! Fuck the system! It’s my passion! You can’t stop me from living my dream!”
There’s a holiday special next week, and near as I can figure, it hasn’t been aired in another country ahead of time! We’ll actually get to watch this one together! Yay!
0 notes