I walked, physically exhausted, and in pain, about 3 quarters of a mile, in the rain, on crutches, because I challenged the Gods.
I challenged the Gods, I told God and the devil each to COPE and I went on a rollercoaster and it was worth it and I won so hard I was sick
Boccob is pretty chill, but I showed God the meaning, I showed, I fucking showed him
The indomitable human spirit, My indomitable human spirit
/gen /mostlyserious
I looked up into the rain at the sky and said something that I don't remember
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
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day 4 of inktale tober! Honey I'll probably make an alternate version for this
according to all laws of aviation-
Ink sans belongs to @comyet
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instead of 'truth is stranger than fiction' i bring to you 'truth feels like bad writing'
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*Unaffected*
Come on, you know I don’t obey the laws of physics.
@the-bee-anon
Transcript Papyrus second panel: HELLO BEE! YOU SEE, MY FRIEND SEEMS UN-NERVED AND HE'D LIKE SOME COMFORT. CAN YOU HELP?
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Tw beastially mention [vague]
i feel like I have to send this, before someone else trolls with this. But I offer one popular example, bee movie.
Anything other than Bee Movie because that's just a meme at this point, it's not supposed to be taken seriously unlike Mobox's works (which his fans obviously don't take the sensitive topics in his works seriously because they joke about them)
Apparently, the sexual aspect of the movie wasn't even intentional according to Jerry Sienfield, unlike Mobox's work since Lehach's parents have kids
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Pajama pants problem. But for minor differences, the cosmic expanse hints at yesterday.
Oops i Shidded and farded and Camed in my pants. What should i do about my EX that I hate his cartoon hotdog Sunglasses *drops his SUNGLASSES** then *drops hints to my eX that I HATE his cartoon hotdog sunglasses *drops his SUNGLASSES** then *DROPS hints
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according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
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This is disgusting. This is incest. They're brothers. Please get therapy.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that an Arvus Lighter should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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