#flies anyway

[sbnkalny]

Okay, Turing test: appear like an incoherent robot while talking to you 👏👏 yeah love you love you 👏👏👏👏 its wonderful (wonderful) love you love you love you love YOU love you kiss kiss kiss KISS meow ;p meow :D

#TEXT #DAY 8 #What Do you do? easy YOU shove it back anymore 👏👏 YEAH love you love you love you love you love you 👏👏👏👏 its wings are too small to get i #of course #flies anyway #Because bees DON'T care what humans think is impossible.<br>Yellow #black

[moboxcritique]

Tw beastially mention [vague]

i feel like I have to send this, before someone else trolls with this. But I offer one popular example, bee movie.

Anything other than Bee Movie because that's just a meme at this point, it's not supposed to be taken seriously unlike Mobox's works (which his fans obviously don't take the sensitive topics in his works seriously because they joke about them)

Apparently, the sexual aspect of the movie wasn't even intentional according to Jerry Sienfield, unlike Mobox's work since Lehach's parents have kids

#According to all known laws #of aviation #there is no way a bee #should be able to fly. #Its wings are too small to get #its fat little body off the ground. #The bee #of course #flies anyway #because bees don't care #what humans think is impossible. #mod cagney #ask

[maybeitsasine]

#NARRATOR: #(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) #According to all known laws #of aviation #: #there is no way a bee #should be able to fly. #Its wings are too small to get #its fat little body off the ground. #The bee #of course #flies anyway #because bees don't care #what humans think is impossible. #BARRY BENSON: #(Barry is picking out a shirt) #Yellow #black. Yellow #black.

[skamlox]

I walked, physically exhausted, and in pain, about 3 quarters of a mile, in the rain, on crutches, because I challenged the Gods.

I challenged the Gods, I told God and the devil each to COPE and I went on a rollercoaster and it was worth it and I won so hard I was sick

Boccob is pretty chill, but I showed God the meaning, I showed, I fucking showed him

The indomitable human spirit, My indomitable human spirit

/gen /mostlyserious

I looked up into the rain at the sky and said something that I don't remember

#according to all known laws of aviation #there is no way that a bee should be able to fly #it's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground #the bee however #flies anyway #because bees don't care what humans think #black yellow #yellow black #barry

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[hellsitegenetics]

Hello hellsitegenetics! I gotta tell you, you are my favourite blog in this digital jungle and your work really brings a smile to my face (: it's very cool, keep it up! Every time I see the phrase "string identified" i imagine a robot voice saying that (as a lead up to an output) which makes it very funny when it appears in a reblog - just wanted to tell you that. Anyways, I actually have a real question for you: What's your favourite "string identified" so far?

Greetings from a biology nerd!

String identified: tgtc! gtta t , a at g t gta g a a g a t ac (: t' c, t ! t t a "tg t" ag a t c ag tat (a a a t a tt) c a t t aa a g - t at t t tat. Aa, acta a a a t : at' at "tg t" a?

Gtg a g !

Closest match: Neoneuromus ignobilis isolate Gutianshan chromosome 5 Common name: Dobsonfly

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #tigoteus #bugs #flies #insects #dobsonfly #biology #congratulations on being the latest appearance of the dobsonfly! #i hope when you see my addition followed by lots of random letters you hear printer noises. because thats what i hear personally #anyway. i get the question ''whats your favorite x'' often but thats a very hard question to answer #definitely ONE of my faves is the time my buddy absolutelydedinside #(you may know them as the dottore selfshipper i keep BLASTing) #got malaria as one of their results #another favorite is the time FNAF connection terminated speech got homo sapiens #we've had lots of fun ones hehe

[monkeywiki]

hi

#According to all known laws #of aviation #there is no way a bee #should be able to fly. #Its wings are too small to get #its fat little body off the ground. #The bee #of course #flies anyway #because bees don't care #what humans think is impossible. #Yellow #black. Yellow #black. #Ooh #black and yellow! #Let's shake it up a little. #Barry! Breakfast is ready! #Ooming! #Hang on a second. #Hello? #- Barry? #- Adam? #- Oan you believe this is happening? #- I can't. I'll pick you up. #Looking sharp. #Use the stairs. Your father #paid good money for those. #Sorry. I'm excited. #Here's the graduate.

[yrsonpurpose]

6 MONTHS OF RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE! I’m into making history.

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #userninz #userveronika #chrissiewatts #usersteen #usernuria #userclara #usermegsb #usergayppl #mine* #whAT do you mean 6 months already?! #anyway time flies when you have a new hyperfixation and glad to still have people along for the ride <3 #two edits in less than 24 hours.. LOOK AWAY. i didnt originally plan on it but dflkgd

[obsob]

here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!

✷(print shop)✷

#mine #original #euheuhe hello..i hope everyone is having a good day #we are going on a bird boat thing on wednesday im very excited about it #what else.....me and my bf went on a walk on sunday and i saw damsel flies and shield bugs and a duck with 13 ducklings #i bought a jellycat sun bag which is now all i talk about #ive started reading assassins apprentice by robin hobb!!!! its so good!!!! #im so excited there are so many books in the series to read #i doubt i will like all of them but i will give them all a go #today i will stop and hve dinner n then walk the dog and then do exercise and have a bath #and then i will. play zelda #and then tomorrow i will do shop stuff and also help my mum buy a bench apparently #i need to buy snacks also. i hve a snack stash in my rooom bc of mental illness purposes and i am low.....need snacks #maybe i will do that tomorrow. brain schedule is full up for today sorry #also. unrelated. i have my period???? again????? ive already had it this month hello i dont need another im good im all done #my hormones r going ??OAGHGHGHUH #also i want like . cute bra. but like not a bra like just cloth thats like. tit shaped. a bralet? is that what that is? no idea #anyway. hve nice evening. or else. #i have a headache #OH ALSO. i need to legally chnage my name SKFSABJSBK #put that on th todo list #i cant rmemeber how 2 do it i think it was very straight forward n cost like. £10 or smth

[f-ckingawful]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lord of the flies” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a beast in the trees

my buddy jack, pacing: ralph is lying to us

#lord of the flies #lotf #there were so many trials and errors on this one it felt like she beef on my stroganoff till i extremely loud incorrect buzzer sound #anyway lotf fandom if you're still out there.

[zephyrine-gale]

kazuscara | acting on impulse

#genshin impact #kaedehara kazuha #scaramouche #wanderer #kazuscara #my art #tried a different ish process w this! #coloring went rlly fast but then rendering and clean up took a long time ajkfjh #but it's def faster than how I was doing my other kzsc comic so #will be saving this in my brain #anyway I'd like to think that scara would realize what he just did and immediately fly away ajfjh #and kazuha; kind of dazed.. snaps out of it and flies after him like wait-- #is that how you feel? we can talk about it i promise ill listen #i am just a fan of flustered scaras ajfjhh #is it ooc who knows i draw based on vibes only

[sentientstump]

forest

audio from: don't starve together - a new reign #17 from EthosLab 7:25 but please imagine that they're on a hike

Transcript:

Beef: Ok. I'm coming down.

Etho: Th-. There's like a forest down here.

Beef: (in a tiny voice) ...you're a forest.

Pause: Wow, dude!

Etho: Always...

Pause: Incredibly rude!

Etho: Always with that...

Pause: The hostility...

Beef: (wheeze) "Always" with what???

Etho: I am not a forest!!! How many times do i have to tell you-

Beef: Down there! There's a forest down there!

Etho: How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a forest.

#found this rusty dusty cobwebby clip and decided to finally animate it #cant believe i took it one year ago... the time flies #anyways hope yall have a great day so far or night or something else! :D #hugs for all #artstump #vintagebeef #ethoslab #pauseunpause #team canada #clipstump

[all-mirrors]

postcards from Sicily, winter 2022/23

#i actually can’t believe it’s already been a year…..time flies #anyway really recommend travelling there in winter it’s amazing #eee

[uesp]

Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."

#uesp #the elder scrolls #lore #daggerfall #legends #According to all known laws of aviation #there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. #The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.

[mj-thrush-gxn]

The Choir

#I like using hidden context #it’s fun #i think it’s funny if henry is a baritone #absolutely hilarious #anyway #lord of the flies #lord of the flies fanart #lotf #lotf fanart

[creeperthings]

The very beginning 🐚

#lotf #not me vanishing and reappering randomly #anyways #hi again #lord of the flies #lotf fanart #lotf fandom #creeper things art