I think the reason why I got so immediately attached to Jonathan sims can be traced all the way back to Geronimo stilton
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sergio perez looks like tom cruise.
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watching hadestown again and it's got me thinking about my ineffable husbands orpheus and euridice au
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if you can't afford a packing jockstrap or can't buy one for whatever other reason btw you can buy regular jockstraps for cheap (sometimes they even come in 3-packs) and sew a piece of scrap fabric to the inner front to keep your packer in. mine look like shit so i'm not gonna do like a tutorial or example pics but it's super simple. also if you can't afford a packer you can crochet one (link leads to ravelry pattern) and fill it either with fiberfill or potentially something heavier. pure cotton won't give you the sense of heaviness a regular packer would give you but for the visual alone it absolutely works and the best part is the size is fully customizable. i made a stupidly huge one just so i can still have a bulge in my big dumb cargo pants. go forth be trans mwah i love you
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why pay for therapy when i can just talk myself through my trauma by pretending i'm on a podcast
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Absolute theory/headcanon/analysis/general idea legend whatudottu character arc of slowly becoming one of the four (4) Cerebrocrustacean fans in the entire fandom (even if Petrosapiens will always be #1 in its heart, which, you know, completely understandable NGL) let’s gooooo!
Also I can’t believe I haven’t made this connection until now but:
Cerebrocrustacean: “My people have a rich and complex history and culture, but most of the galactic audience boils us down to being nothing but ‘the violently bigoted xenophobes who keep destroying their own planet’ and it frustrates me to no end.”
Gourmand who’s been forced to hear the same “I can excuse cannibalism but I draw the line at marrying outside of your own race” joke over and over again: “Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.”
Me and my homies (4) being cerebrocrustacean fans: If cerebrocrustaceans have 0 fans we are dead, haha- Would buy merchandise to convince CN that Brainstorm is a cool transformation *looks over my shoulder to see the playdough brainstorm with removable brain toy that either I or my sibling got millions of years ago*
ANYWAY!
It's very evident when I don't think about a particular species when I have to look something up like the gourmand cannibalism, but seeing as though they have a collective pocket dimension where their stomach goes (at least that's where the logic got them in the show instead of being consumed food expelled in energy reflux), if cannibalism didn't implode the two gourmands like how bag of holding inception works then I suppose it's far better than *shudders* perk murk relationships. Got a whole 'house divided' 'alike in dignity' situation over here, Perkulet and Murktague having asses-
...You know what if I get a chance to think about gourmands in more detail I might turn that pocket dimension into a magic thing instead of a xenobiology thing that's just overall bullshit- comes free with potentially real cannibalism but like they've eaten 11 planets I think cannibalism just in general pales in comparison to what they could do-
Well, whatever cannibalism gourmands excuse and all the jokes they have to deal with about perk murk relationships being somehow much much worse, at least they don't get shoveled with 'violent bigots' that 'aren't smart enough to support their lifestyle without destroying their own planet' which well- I don't have any present headcanons as to why Encephalonus is on it's 4th edition yet but let me tell you, when cerebrocrutaceans found out the galvans lost their planet (admittedly to the Highbreed Invasion) and then galvans WEREN'T immediately assumed to have fucked up somewhere, you can bet that Dr Psychobos was one in the crowd that went absolutely livid.
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thinking about like a dragon opening with ichiban talking about how he never wants to hit rock bottom again and how at the end of the game ichiban finds masato because he felt he'd want to start over and how in masato's dying moments he tells ichiban to keep living and ichi nods and masato says the he'd take the odds of starting from rock bottom again and then the game literally ends with ichiban saying "once you're at rock bottom the only way forward is up" i swear to GOD im NORMAL im SANE im GOING CHEW THROUGH LEAD
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some of my favorite early game gale lines:
when he's telling ur character about mystra and he says something like "she was my teacher, my lover, and my muse" and u can reply with something like "bold - few would dare to reduce a goddess to their 'muse'" and instead of getting mad he just gives this wry smile (!!) and is like "i am, after all, the villain of the tale" 🫣
if ur playing a human (sorry for being boring), when ur debriefing about raphael's initial visit, gale will say something like "devils are fueled by ambition - just like humans" and u can reply with "speak for yourself, gale 🤨" and all he says is "fine 😐" before continuing on w his monologue LMAO
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nothing like looking at a situation and realising oh, maybe im wrong, maybe i have more agency and power than i think, maybe i can offer a little release, maybe ive been the one holding the knife this whole time, maybe ive got used to seeing myself as the victim, as someone things happen to, maybe the relief and the praise was not mine to receive but mine to give, at least this time
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