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kiwii-tururu · 3 months
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Sorry hahaha, I saw several versions of this and I wanted to do it too.
Tururu~
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redpool · 1 year
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oh to be hit on by an alien robot car.
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starliights-shining · 6 months
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Hey, It's Halloween. So here's a NSFW(almost idk) Halloween thingy.
Matching Halloween costumes with yor Cybertronian bf/gf, begging them to just wear devil horns while you dress like an angle. Your on your hands and knees now, hands clasped together, puppy dog eyes looking put at them. A little please leaving your lips. They take in the sight, enjoiyng you on your hands and knees, begging for them yo put on a simple headband with red fabric covering it and stuffed horns. They want to, taking everything in their power not to just agree and put the stupid headband on, but they don't. Why not get something out of this. Why waste having you on your hands and knees all dressed up like Primus' favorite angle.
A evil smirk coming across their face plating as they look down at you, a servo coming to caress your head. Your such a sweet angle, but they can't say yes unless they get something in return, a true devil. You promise you'll do anything for them to wear the matching fucking headband, scooting close to their pedes. Your hands coming to place on their knees, you were already perfectly placed for it.
Their spike came into view, a servo wrapped nicely around it, giving generous pumps. "Oh come one Angel, You promised anything for me to put this little headband on." Their free servo picking up the red headband and putting it on. That same evil smirk never leaving their face plating as they spoke. "Now, get to work."
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wifeyifey · 1 year
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Y/n, leaning on a wall: So, what's your name big bot? ;)
Sam: You're supposed to be the smart one in our duo, stop flirting with the big robot-
Y/n, staring at him incredulously: How can you NOT see how fine they are??? Especially THIS one! And they have a nice personality! Who would not wanna flirt with them??
Jazz, the one who they're flirting with: *genuinely doesn't know how to react to this attractive human flirting w him*
Y/N trying to be smooth:
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Jazz blown away cause he DOES like jazz: *whispering* I do like Jazz. I AM Jazz.
Y/N: I heard jazz is nice, long, and smooth 😉
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Jazz‘s brain frying itself and in his mind he’s like:
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Sam: Y/N if you don’t shut up
Y/N to Sam:
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Y/N to Jazz:
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Jazz is wrapped around their finger ever since
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pinkanonwrites · 2 months
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The human kink realization got me thinking. Would this unlock anything in Jazz or hound? Bc I know jazz is very infatuated with human culture hehehe and hound lowkey wishes he was human. Would they be inspired to any new kinks after meeting humans? Your the expert ur word is law
*Putting on my grad cap for my scholarly seminar* Why thank you, anon! Hopefully these headcanons will suffice.~
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I think both Jazz and Hound have a particular fondness (obsession) with just how soft humans are, especially in comparison to Cybertronians. I've waxed poetic about it before, but there really is nothing that soft on Cybertron. Both of them are pretty open about it with their partners, but where Jazz is mostly just appreciative and affectionate Hound is about full-on body worship. He's enamored with every part of you, trailing over your body with exceedingly gentle digits.
I also think while Jazz is more of a switch, Hound prefers to be the submissive one when it comes to humans. He doesn't realize it's a kink (and probably never will unless someone points it out to him) but there's something deeply and primally appealing to him when he's being dominated by someone significantly smaller than he is. He could never be physically overpowered by you, but your demands are more than enough to have him bending to your will. You tell him how and where you want him and he's ecstatic to oblige. Besides, he's not the type to want to resist you anyway.
Jazz may have a slight dacryphilia kink? I don't think he enjoys making you cry, but seeing you so overwhelmed with pleasure that the tears beading in the corners of your eyes start rolling down your cheeks? Yeah, that has some appeal to him. He's not particularly sadistic, but he loves knowing his partner is feeling good.
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callsign-relic · 7 months
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Ok so request: TFA Jazz where him and reader have been getting closer while on Earth and they both get in their feels because neither of them want to say goodbye when Jazz has to leave again.
AHH TAG I’m so happy to have done a request for you!!! I love Jazz so much he’s so soft and sweet and to imagine him in this scenario was such a treat. Thank you for being my first TFA request as well!! And thank you for your request in general :D hope you enjoy!
Warnings: SFW, GN!Human!Reader, a little bit angsty but more so sweet by the end
“Are you sure you have to go?”
“I’m sorry, baby.”
“But are you really sure? Like, you have to?”
You’re sat comfortably in Jazz’s lap, leaning your head against his chassis. You can feel as his engine rumbles disquietly in his chest, even as he takes your little hands into the index finger of just one of his. He rubs gentle little circles on the tops of your hands with his thumb, but you know that past that reassuring smile of his, he’s just as unhappy as you.
“I have to.”
You can’t help huff a sigh in frustration, gazing up into his blue visor as you searched for something to say. You only saw your own reflection stare back at you.
You were reflected all over his body, in fact, with his pristine white paint job. You recall all the days spent cleaning Jazz up after a rough fight, tending to his cosmetic injuries with such care. Or even just for fun, the days where you’d treat him to some special care just to attempt to pay him back for how special he made you feel every day.
Your shoulders sag as you tear your gaze away, a little laugh escaping your lips. “You know, it’s funny. First you started out scared I was gonna spray acid at your or something, and I was terrified you’d stomp me to paste on accident. But now, I can’t bear the idea of you leaving.”
Jazz is silent for a while, if you didn’t count the soft little hum that rumbled from his chest in reply. You find his hand pulling away from yours, and you almost think that’s it— but then, another large feeling comes up from behind you, and you can see as the mech’s wide fingers wrap gingerly around your torso.
As slowly and as carefully as he always had, Jazz lifts you up from his lap and places you atop his free hand, raising you up to his faceplate all the while. Your legs dangle off the side of his hand as he gazes at you with that soft little look you loved from him so much.
“Now, don’t talk like that, baby,” he hushes you gently, and you tilt your head slightly as he goes on. “We’ve done this plenty a’ times before. You know I always try my best to come back to you, and I always do.”
“But what if you don’t this time?”
Jazz is taken aback at that, and when he doesn’t respond, you take it as your cue to go on.
“I know Cybertronians are strong but, you’re an Elite Guardsman. You’re on the front line of danger. If something happened to you and I didn’t know about it, then…” your breath hitches at the thought. “Hell, you don’t even know how long you’re going to be gone for this time!”
Jazz’s dermas pout to the side. What you were saying was true, he couldn’t deny that. It just tore him apart to see you like this.
“It doesn’t make me happy to do this either,” he sighs, bringing one of his fingers up to pet gently at your head. “And believe me, if it were up to me, I would stay with you forever.”
Your own hands come up to cling at his digit, and suddenly you can’t meet his gaze anymore. “I know,” you breathe, “I’m sorry it ends up like this every time. It’s selfish of me to want you here all the time, especially you have such an important job.”
Then, his digit lowers from the top of your head down to your cheek, and Jazz gently pushes your head to face him with his fingertip.
“Don’t say that either,” he says, and there’s an adamance to his tone. Even if you can’t see through his visor, you know he’s gazing right into your eyes. “I love you more than anything in the world, baby, even the Elite Guard. And I know it’s hard, but if we trust in us— trust in our love— you know I’ll always come back to you.”
You don’t even realize you’re crying till you feel something wet land on your thigh. You chuckle at yourself, drying your eyes with your sleeve, and you scooch along the edge of the mech’s hand till you bump against his thumb. You lean in, landing a little kiss atop the tip. “Promise?”
Then, you’re moving forward again. Jazz slowly pulls you in until his grey faceplate is all you can see, and as he brings his own helm forwards, the entirety of your face is enveloped by the warm, sweet feeling of his lips. He pushes forward and you push back, both of you sharing in this unorthodox show of affection. The malleable metal overtakes you as it always had, and it stings to know you’ll miss the feeling.
He speaks, and his soft, low voice rumbles through you entirely. You savor it for as long as you can. Until you would be able to feel it again.
“Promise.”
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mouseywrites · 6 months
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Ask: Could you do some hcs for Jazz realizing he has a crush on the human reader, and what he does about it? I've been into Jazz lately
Jazz Realizing His Crush on Reader
He thinks that you are cool, so he wants to spend more time with you.
He talks with you, drives you around, and even shows off his ninja skills by practicing with his laser nunchaku in your presence.
Likewise, you show him the wonders of humanity by exploring downtown Detroit with him. He is in awe, and he is always willing to learn more about new cultures.
With your help, he comes to understand that Sentinel Prime has it all wrong about humans, especially you. If prompted, Jazz absolutely defends you from him.
When he realizes his crush on you, he handles it very well. He is not disgusted. Surprised? Yes, but not repulsed. Instead, he is very intrigued. He wants to woo you.
He may act smoother here and there, trying to flirt with you through sweet gestures and words. He either comes off as a stud or a total dork. Mostly? It's the former.
Jazz may seek out Prowl for help, asking what humans like in a partner and how to go about courting them.
In the end, however, he settles on letting things flow naturally. He is one awesome bot. Any human would be lucky to have him as a partner.
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ppnuggie · 1 year
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Hello, I saw that requests are open, so may I have headcanons of Bayverse Optimus prime, Drift, Ironhide, and, Jazz with a female human s/o who bottles up her emotions, 'cause she's scared that s/o will only look like a burden, being somebody to "put up with", s/o acts like this because when she was younger her family members who call her "sensitive" or "dramatic" when it comes to s/o's feelings, they even neglect s/o about how she feels. If this request feels too bothering for you to write, feel free to ignore this, and I hope that you'll carry on well with school :)
      BAYVERSE x fem human reader
    『 optimus ,, drift ,, ironhide ,, jazz ,, female human reader 』
  -> bots w/ fem human s/o who bottles their emotions
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, angst ,, few tws
  — here you go 😎🙏 im trying my best w/ school but its kinda trash tbh 🙄 the only thing that makes it worthwhile is hearing my english teacher talk about how hot megan fox is 💀💀
optimus prime ::
• hes used to this ,, seeing those around him hide their true feelings ,, its often seen due to the war ,, and it brings him grief to see that those around him act this way
• though he knows that humans are more prone to actually show how they feel ,, yet hes come across a few cases where thats not what it is
• you just happen to be one of those ,, where you dont show how you truly feel to those around you
• when he confronts you about it ,, his spark aches at the truth ,, quick to reassure and comfort you that thats not the case
• you dont burden him at all ! nor does it make you sensitive or dramatic ,, it makes you human ,, makes you sentient and makes you who you are
• he holds you close during those times ,, when you happen to loosen up a bit and cry silently ,, hes there for it and reminds you that no matter what others say ,, hes glad you trust him enough to show these feelings
• hes glad that youve opened up to him about this ,, and hes right there for you through it all
jazz ::
• jazz is one of the few who actually doesnt mind showing how he feels or what he thinks ,, its what makes him who he is
• that doesnt mean hes seen those who dont act that way ,, and youre no exception
• he’s more than quick to tell you that he wont think of you in such a way ,, that he wont see you as a burden or dramatic
• when you do become open about your feelings ,, hes more than proud of you for doing so
ironhide ::
• ironhide happens to do it sometimes ,, where he keeps his feelings locked up ,, but only when it’s necessary
• he acts and talks how he feels when its needed ,, speaks for himself and how he feels about something
• and if you happen to do this ,, he’ll help speak for you on some parts ,, if you allow him
• he wont push you to show how you truly feel ,, but he’s definitely there for you whenever you wish to show your true feelings
• he savors the nights when you do ,, when you loosen up and play around a bit ,, it brings him joy to see you happy for once
drift ::
• hes more calm and collected than others ,, though he doesnt hide his emotions ,, and from being around three certain autobots (hound - crosshairs - bumblebee) ,, hes used to seeing those express their feelings quite often
• so upon learning that you hide them ,, hes shocked ,, and wants to know why ,, yet he doesnt push
• he knows that humans are emotional by nature ,, that they show their emotions quite often ,, yet there are times where that isnt the case
• when you do trust him enough to tell him the reason behind it ,, he comforts you ,, spark sadden at what you went through
• he’ll hold you and hush you ,, saying its not true and he wouldnt think any different of you ,, but he wont push you to force your feelings
• when you happen to show them around others ,, he stays silent yet hes happy and proud for you
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crying-fantasies · 7 months
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Terraformers AU: Parental coding/protocol
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Parental coding is something new for many mechs in my tf AU! in the sense that they already have something called mentor coding.
Mentor coding is the information makes activate when they are in charge of a young bot or a protoform, like in the new version of IDW tf comics where older bots adopted recently forged bots when they get out of Vector Sigma, any bot could've mentor coding but how they use it or what they do with it varies from one another, like Codexa (OP's mentor/mother) that loved OP so, so much, or Starscream's mom, who used her coding to use SC to her own benefit.
It's something similar in my AU! Most mechs have the normal mentor coding (the one above) and the mechs that spark bounded with an organic (specially humans) tend to have a derivative of the original mentor coding, called parental coding that was discovered by Perceptor (Percy scanned and Brainstorm almost dissected Rodimus) when he first noticed his strange behavior.
Parental coding is almost the same that the original one, but what makes it start is not the willing act of the mech downloading it or initiating it, they just get it and it's still debatable whether it happens when the spark makes contact with the organic partner or with the Terraformer sparkling.
When Rodimus had Sunset many just thought that he was being overreacting, like okay the kid is way more like a organic now but his derma will get harder with time, for Rodimus is a big no, he will protect his kidand and his conjunx, and it's normal to some point for a normal mentor but thinking that Rodimus can be quite exaggerated everyone passed it as normal before one human said that Rodimus looked like a first time father, apparently Rodimus is denominated as a sire since his parental coding (instincts) takes over him to protect his family as a whole.
Then there was Jazz, whose coding didn't hit him as hard as others in his relationship with his sparklings, it happened with his conjunx, when Mariah was old enough to ingest energon by herself he was... trying to impress his partner more times than ever, the very same Jazz admitted his desire to have another bity soon and that desire was showed by his natural cool and suave behavior multiplied by 5, the strange idea of reproduction engraved in his processor even when he knew it was impossible and what he needed to do was go with his conjunx to a hot spot, still, he and his conjunx enjoyed the outcome of his parental coding.
When Blurr had his first sparkling, a human baby, he goes with the flow of it, normal mentor coding kicking in his processor, guiding him alongside the videos about human parenthood, but when Ferventi Typhoon was forged? Every sense was thrown out of the window, even his own conjunx for a few years was almost ignored, his list of importance going from his sparklings in the very top, then his conjunx, then their necessities, then him and so on, many of his friends laugh when they remember this since he was the most self-centered mech they had ever meet, and now they see him carrying the little beans and acting like those kiddos are his whole world, he's been hit hard by his coding once again when Ripley and Ty were old enough to be out of the house and then his list changed again to center on his conjunx, he knew they couldn't conceive with sex/interface but couldn't take off the idea of his processor much like with Jazz.
Prowl, well, it's something that he will forever keep in a corner of his mind and deny to the very end, his coding seem to have activated since he meet his future conjunx, developing a sense, or urgency, to provide, did he found supplies or consumibles? He gets those for later, did you mention to be in need of something? The very same thing appears and oh surprise, Prowl has it in his servos and doesn't have a necessity for it, you can have it, he wasn't exactly subtle even if he believed that he was, this gets worse when you are finally his conjunx and it escalated when Chainbreaker was forged, he didn't develop that "need to sex/interface" ("sexy times" like Brainstorm called it) to try to proliferate but it could also have relation to be in charge of CB and be in alert all the time by his own past or whatever organic being CB created.
With Bumblebee it was more or less kind of mild, when he started to take care of Rosalinde everything was fine and his mentor coding was working as usual, no changes when he married you or when he spark bounded, when Blood Horn was forged Bee did notice the need to keep his family more safe, but that was normal right? Indeed, but it wasn't normal to storage so much organic food or make something similar to a nest in his resident area (he did a mess of blankets and pillows) where you couldn't even move with the little sparkling I your arms while Rosalinde tried to escape such a mortal trap (she kept on sleeping every second since it was so comfy), getting food there and overall being quite a good conjunx.
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kiwii-tururu · 1 month
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Zzzzzz
Tururu~
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lav-bee · 1 year
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Welcome to Demon School Masterlist
Everything Masterlist
The list started to get long so O-O
💛- read as platonic
❤️- read as romantic
Iruma
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
Doing their makeup 💛
Do they get lost easily
Do they have any drawing skills
Asking them to do their nails 💛❤️
PDA in public vs private❤️
How they act when their jealous/ someone is flirting with their S/O ❤️
Them being friends with an overly nice Y/N
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a bar 💛
Clara
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
Doing their makeup💛❤️
Do they get lost easily
Do they have any drawing skills
Asking them to do their nails 💛❤️
PDA in public vs private❤️
How they act when their jealous/ someone is flirting with their S/O ❤️
Them being friends with an overly nice Y/N
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a bar 💛
Asmodeus
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
Doing their makeup 💛❤️
Do they get lost easily
Do they have any drawing skills
Asking them to do their nails ❤️
PDA in public vs private❤️
How they act when their jealous/ someone is flirting with their S/O ❤️
Them being friends with an overly nice Y/N
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a bar 💛
Balam
How they act when they are in love❤️
Doing their makeup 💛❤️
What they do when they want attention💛❤️
What type of drunk are they ❤️
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
How they act after an argument/ fight 💛❤️
What they do if you gift them a flower 💛
PDA in public vs private❤️
Brushing their hair💛❤️
How they find out you (a student) are trans (ftm) 💛
Simple hug Headcannons ❤️
Their reaction to Reader saying ‘tis but a scratch’ 💛
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a bar 💛
Reader has sweaty hands ❤️
You fall asleep on him 💛❤️
Kalego
How they act when they are in love❤️
Doing their makeup 💛❤️
What they do when they want attention ❤️
What type of drunk are they 💛❤️
How they’re like when reader is on their period💛❤️
How they act after an argument/ fight 💛❤️
What they do if you gift them a flower 💛
PDA in public vs private❤️
Brushing their hair💛❤️
How they find out you (a student) are trans (ftm) 💛
Simple hug Headcannons ❤️
Their reaction to Reader saying ‘tis but a scratch’ 💛
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a a bar 💛
Reader has sweaty hands ❤️
Opera
How they act when they are in love❤️
Doing their makeup 💛❤️
What they do when they want attention ❤️
What type of drunk are they💛❤️
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
How they act after an argument/ fight💛❤️
What they do if you gift them a flower💛
PDA in public vs private❤️
Brushing their hair💛❤️
How they find out you (a student) are trans (ftm) 💛
Simple hug Headcannons ❤️
Their reaction to Reader saying ‘tis but a scratch’ 💛
Reactions to you stimming 💛
Protecting your drink at a a bar 💛
Reader has sweaty hands ❤️
Sabnock
How they’re like when reader is on their period💛❤️
Do they get lost easily
Do they care if reader has sweaty hands❤️
Asking to do their nails💛❤️
How they act when they get jealous ❤️
Lied
How they’re like when reader is on their period 💛❤️
Do they get lost easily
Do they care if reader has sweaty hands❤️
Asking to do their nails❤️💛
How they act when they get jealous ❤️
Jazz
How they’re like when reader is on their period💛❤️
Do they get lost easily
Do they care if reader has sweaty hands❤️
Asking to do their nails❤️💛
How they act when they get jealous ❤️
Ameri
How they act when you gift them a flower ❤️
Elizabetta
How they act when you gift them a flower ❤️
Kerori
How they act when you gift them a flower ❤️
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starliights-shining · 7 months
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just the thought of Prowl and Jazz fighting over whos digits you get off on... that's it nothing less or more. Well, I'm lying. Then a competiton starting on who can make you come the most and they keep marks down why moving magnets on your fridge. They want to keep it lowkey but its not going to happen. Jazz can't seem to not say "yeah, no one fucks you like I do." in between pants and thrust. That's it thank you for reading :)
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wifeyifey · 1 year
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Someone commented saying "plot twist y/n is Pete Davidson" 😀🤚🏻PLS ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭
I've been imagining these as different versions of Y/N and not Y/N running these streets with all the autobabes at once 😂
I cannot see Y/N bagging ALL OF THEM AT ONCE LIKE JUST IMAGINE LMAOOOO
Y/N be like: I run these hoes babe
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(edit: to that friend who said that ily bb)
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jazzy-man13 · 4 months
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g1 autobots x fem reader
Grrr I'm feeling a little bit silly and had a random burst of inspiration >:3 I'm working on requests, I promise I didn't forget yall!! I'll try to crank a couple of 'em out tomorrow
Reactions to reader coming out as transfem! Can be interpreted as platonic or romantic
Arcee: She's so excited! It's incredibly nice to have another woman around here, considering that she's one of the only fembots on Earth. She'll exclaim that you're "the fem to my femme" every time she gets the chance. If she wasn't already infatuated, she's definitely enamored with you now <33
Absolutely will not tolerate any self-deprecating comments if you're feeling dysphoric- she's your #1 hype girl!
Jazz: He's so chill about it and supportive of you. He uses his holoform to take you out dancing whenever he can, saying that he "needs to show off" his girl friend! Will 100% call you "babygirl" in an affectionate manner from now on.
Hot Rod/Rodimus: He doesn't completely understand, but his spark warms at the way you brighten after coming out and transitioning. He'll do his absolute best to use the right terms for you- sometimes going a little bit overboard with it. He buys you some rather stereotypical "girl" things every now and then- he's doing his best, bless his spark 😭
Bumblebee: He's SO happy for you! Absolutely thrilled to see you start to accept yourself. He'll take you shopping for new clothes if you need them, and he'll giggle and gossip with you about anything and everything fem related as you two learn to navigate your transition <33
Idk I'm just silly 🫡🫠
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fandom-go-round · 11 months
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Hi and happy mermay! How about Jazz and a human s/o exploring a reef together and maybe something tries to make a meal out of reader? fluff/angst/comfort, any category works :) whatever you find inspo for
Warnings: Shark Attack, Wounded Reader, Mermaid Jazz, Human Reader, Monster x Reader, Shark Death, Blood No Graphic Descriptions, Wound No Graphic Descriptions
I know that sharks don’t usually go after people, this is your official PSA that sharks aren’t total assholes
            It’s easy to get lost under the ocean. Not just physically but mentally too. You’ve been swimming with Jazz for a long time now and being in the water feels natural. Even if your fins are annoying, nothing beats being able to roll through the waves with your lover. Jazz teases you about having to be in a wet suit but he only ever takes it off when you’re on land or near some place you can stand.
            Today it’s a trip out to a farther reef, a place Jazz has been asking you to join him for weeks. You’ve been hesitant, mostly because you need a boat to get there. He swears up and down that it’s not going to be an issue but it’s still nerve wracking to slip into the water so far from land.
            Jazz was following your boat the entire time and when you sink into the water he grins and weaves around you, fins flaring out. He’s a gorgeous mer, primarily black and white with blue accents. He reminds you of an old wife fish but you’ve never gotten the courage to ask him. It feels rude, even if he wouldn’t care.
            You can’t kiss him with the snorkel in your mouth but you smile, reaching out to twirl around him. He coos something in a mer greeting and you hum back, knowing that he gets the idea.
            “Come on love, this way.” He’s quick to take off, not leaving you behind but knowing where he’s going. You follow, watching as the reef comes into view. Jazz is right; it’s beautiful and covered in life. He leads you down towards the bottom, pointing out different schools of fish and crabs. Most of the creatures leave the two of you alone, some braver fish swimming between Jazz’s fins.
            You’re distracted by an eel half out of a rock, watching as it corners some type of smaller fish. The schools around you scatter but it’s only when a shadow falls over you that you react. The tiger shark darts forward as you try to launch back, teeth grazing your shoulder as you scramble down the coral.
            Your screaming, half in pain and half in shock, bubbles blinding your vision. You try to regulate your breathing but it’s hard when you have no idea where the shark is. Faint red oozes around you and you swear, knowing blood in the water is only going to make it worse. By the time you get your breathing under control the shark has its sights set on you and you have no idea what to do.
            A furious shriek has you flinching, a blur of black and white barreling towards the shark. It’s too late for the fish to move and Jazz rakes his claws down its side, the shark thrashing in pain. It turns from you towards its attacker but Jazz is too fast, dodging the bite aimed at him and giving one in return.
            It’s not a fight, not really. The shark has no idea what to do and Jazz isn’t letting up. You watch in horror and awe as Jazz breaks it’s back, a quick jerk that you can only half hear in the water. He wastes no time swimming over to you and dragging you towards your boat. Other sharks begin to swarm the corpse, drawn by the blood and fighting. None turn towards you, thankfully.
            It doesn’t take long to get to the boat, Jazz helping you in and crawling in himself. You yelp, trying to tell him to not get in the boat but he somehow manages to get in without sinking. The boat is low in the water but it holds somehow. You begin to head back to shore, your lover pressed against your side and looking you over. You sign a little to yourself, reaching for the first aid kit. You’re not going to be diving again any time soon.
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deliriousbug · 2 years
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Hey, there! This request may seem rather odd, especially since I thought of it while still sulking over an unpleasant experience that I experienced recently. May I request some HCs for TFA characters (Starscream, Prowl, and anyone else of your choosing!) witnessing or overhearing their human s/o getting catcalled?
But, if you're uncomfortable with this request, that's totally fine!
I’m so sorry you had to deal with something like this! Just know that humans are trash but the Bots will always have your back!
(Also 2nd person is just easier for headcannons like these but I hope it doesn’t make you uncomfortable. That’s just how I do them.)
For the sake of establishing the scene, you and your robot sweetheart (in holoform mode) are in an open air market, but each at different stalls. So when the catcalling happens, they are close enough to hear and thereupon react. 
Starscream: He’s whipping around the second he hears it, all too used to being catcalled on Cybertron. But the second he realizes it was towards you, his hackles raise. He switches off his holoform and turns to mech and he all but stomps on the trashy fleshbags who hollered at you. He goes off, screaming at the offending humans, practically murdering their toxic masculinity with his ranting. And oooh if you weren’t there watching those fleabags would one hundred percent be squished. 
Prowl: He notices what’s happened a second too late to prevent it. Remaining in holoform, he marches across the street like a slowly charging elephant. He gets right up in the cattcaller’s faces and talks slow and deathly low, but his body is rigid and clearly holding back strangling them all. He demands that they apologize and only after they do (one or two may have had to been physically encouraged) he goes to you. He asks if you’re okay and hugs you tight. As he rubs your back, he vows to make sure no one ever does that to you again.
Blackairachnia: She’s on it in an instant, right by your side and yelling back that you’re too good for any one of the catcallers. They shouldn’t even be allowed to look at you, you were so far above their level! And you bet your ass she sicks Waspinator on them. He terrorizes the ignorant humans while she’s busy treating you to a spa day. Because you deserve it and she’ll kill anyone who says you don’t. 
Jazz: Sweeps you up and whisks you back to his vehicle mode. He lets you put on your favorite music and he cranks the volume. On your way out of the city you pass the catcallers again and Jazz may or may not intentionally drive close to the sidewalk to hit a particularly muddy puddle that drenches the fraggers. After that, he tells jokes in between songs and you two enjoy a good long drive while you vent anyway you need. 
Ultra Magnus: Since he refused to get a holoform, he transforms from where he was resting along the road. He immediately threatens to alert the police about this harassment, effectively scaring off the rats. He triple checks to make sure you’re okay and decides that he’s going to have a holoform made so that he can be right next to you from now on. Surely no one would dare catcall with his intimidating visage near. It’s also another excuse for him to always be around.
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