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bingqiufics · 8 months

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Title: Closer than You Think

Author: pop_up_ninja

Relationship: Bingyuan

Universe: Modern AU

Status: Complete

Rating: Teen

Length: 6,489 words

Summary: The most popular matchmaker in the city, Luo Binghe, had finally met a threat to his glowing reputation.

He had only been in the matchmaking business for a couple of years, and his five-star rating had never been marred with a single scratch. All of his customers had left hand-in-hand with their perfect partner after a short time in his care.

Recently, Luo Binghe had been approached by a wealthy middle-aged couple.

That was how Luo Binghe found himself in his office, cradling his head in his hands, after his new client had left.

Comments: This is absolutely adorable. I love fics where Binghe gets accidentally seduced by an oblivious Shen Yuan :)- mod Curie

#svsss #complete #myfaves #au: modern #bingyuan #first date #matchmaking #jealous!lbh #author:pop_up_ninja

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bingqiu-fanfics · 6 days

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Word Count: 26,465 Summary: After pushing Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, Shen Qingqiu travels for almost three years straight, picking up quest after quest to distract himself until his disciples' fated return. Only, he suffers a Qi Deviation far away from home—losing all memories of his life as Shen Qingqiu in the process. Not remembering his sect, responsibilities, the world of PIDW, or even Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan assumes he must have died and transmigrated upon waking; But into what story—and who? With no idea of his role, he decides to plant roots in the middle-of-nowhere village he woke up in. Luo Binghe isn’t about to let him disappear from cultivation society on his own, though.

Luo Binghe finds an amnesiac Shen Yuan in a nowhere village and they live together as homoerotic roommates. Shen Yuan is painfully oblivious, Luo Binghe's male hysterics are acting up, its absolutely perfect lol I love this fic so much. It's still a WIP as of right now but it doesn't end on a cliff hanger and its definitely worth a read if you're in the mood for some light hearted fluff

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sinn-bee · 5 months

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They’re trying to do the touching elbows thingy (Lies, they are having a booba squish competition)

(Bonus, people kept wanting to bite him on twt)

#why is this the cutest thing I’ve ever drawn??#this was just so much fun to make sndnf #Sqq asks them to try and touch elbows and Lbh immediately caught on and Lqg didn’t and got frustrated until he noticed where SQQ’s eyes went #then he got all flustered #Sqq makes himself jealous of his husbands honkers #sinn bee art #svsss fanart #svsss luo binghe #svsss liu qingge #svsss shen qingqiu #bingliushen #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #luo binghe

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gurggggleburgle · 5 months

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Look I love Binghe just as much as all of yall but like let's be real more than a shizun who loves and adores him man needed like a hobby that wasn't in any way about husband catching or housekeeping. I have never seen a man in more need of a pet fish or crochette kit in my life.

He needs help. Somebody get this boy wii bowling

#svsss #scumbag system #svsss shitpost #scum villain self saving system #scum villain #lbh #luo binghe #both versions of these boy need enrichment for their enclosures #youre honor they desperately need therapy #and a larger friend circle #one outside of work #honestly the idea of binghe as a fish guy is perfect and i love it #like fics where shen yuan gets jealous of binghe's elaborate and well cared for fish tanks

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dutybcund · 1 year

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we all love b.enoit b.lanc, but d.aniel c.raig's greatest and most important accomplishment is getting r.achel "Actual Goddess On Earth" w.eisz to marry him

#i have never been more jealous of anyone than i am of that man lbh #i. ｢ ooc. ｣#ALSO. she was in a r.ian j.ohnson movie.... PUT HER IN THE NEXT K.NIVES OUT GDI

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ultimateshixiongfuckertournament · 3 months

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Canonicals Tournament FINAL

The final is between Luo Binghe from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (shizun: Shen Qingqiu) and Mo Ran from The Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (shizun: Chu Wanning)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe's shizun Shen Qingqiu caused his sexual awakening and they lived together with Luo Binghe acting similar to a housewife.

Even after being betayed, stabbed, and pushed into the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe still loved Shen Qingqiu and wanted answers instead of revenge. Instead he had to repeatedly suffer his shizun dying in his arms and assumed abandonment. Which makes him absolutely lose it, made even worse by his evil sword Xin Mo which worsens all of his negative emotions and destroys its hosts, along with additional trauma over the course of the story.

He reused the sword that his shizun sacrificed himself to free him from, cuddles the corpse every night for five years to preserve it, he creates dreams of their happy years together but never made a Shen Qingqiu that would speak to him, he kidnapped and destroyed cultivators' cores so he could feed xin mo and preserve sqq's corpse, he rebuilds their house in his demonic palace, he spent years fixing sqq's destroyed cultivation and trying to revive him, he forces Shen Qingqiu live in that new house, he rescues and repeatedly puts himself in harms way to protect sqq, he tries to destroy the world so Shen Qingqiu can only love him (due to being driven mad by Xin Mo and his believed abandonment by sqq). He tries to kill himself after Shen Qingqiu dies for him again. He would do absolutely ANYTHING for Shen Qingqiu! He's increadibly jealous of everyone Shen Qingqiu gives attention to, including stairsweeps he smiles at. Luo Binghe has sooo much wrong with him and it makes him so lovable. He's so incredibly traumatized, driven by love and desperation for a majority of the story. He loves Shen Qingqiu so much and can't bear to live without him.

After everything? He lets Shen Qingqiu go, wanting him to be happy even if it means sqq won't stay with him. But sqq wanted to stay together! He gets his man! There is in world porn written about them, they have weird kinky sex inspired by the porn, they get married! Luo Binghe cries regularly for sqq, so sqq can dote on him despite his thin face. Luo Binghe is shameless and adores sqq. Lbh got so nervous that he fell flat on his face when proposing! Lbh loves sqq so much and wants him to be happy more than anything else!

More on disciple era:

Luo Binghe's sexual awakening was his shizun tied up and shirtless. He fell in love after Shen Qingqiu got poisoned protecting him. He moved into his shizun's house and handled all of the cooking and cleaning, would regularly fake fall into Shen Qingqiu during training to get hugs. He got a boner from being forcibly cuddled to heal his injuries. And ran to jump into a lake after being spanked for struggling too much during the forced cuddling. Sqq still never noticed lbh's affections.

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It took him like 3(three) interactions with nice shizun (transmigrator who replaced his old one) to fall irrevocably in love. baby boy was ready he had mommy issues daddy issues and honestly by that time shizun issues too... luckily his new shizun can fill all those roles and more!

#lbh is THE shizunfucker

#binghe calling him shizun is a kink at some point its definitely him

#vote binghe!!#he wanted to fuck shizun so much that shizun died twice for him

#... i mean. luo binghe is a satire of the shizun fuckers character trope. hes an exageration of it so hes Very It

#luo binghe#again its basically a kink for him as well that puts it on another level

#cmon man#binghe is THE shizun fucker#activily has to be told to not call his husband shizun during sex

#binghe is THE shizunfucker supreme. no competition.

Mo Ran:

*gestures helplessly at the whole damn book*

#Mo 'I died and went into the past after the teacher I hated died in my arms and I dream of him every night' Ran???#of course its him

#vote for Mo ran I’m sorry but he is the emperor shizunfucker of all the shizunfuckers#he is the man the myth the legend#he’s the one you think of immediately when someone says shizunfucker

Extra Propaganda here. There are 3 versions of Mo Ran throughout Erha and every single one of them either wants to or did fuck their Shizun. Even in the darkest timeline when he thought he hated CWN more than anyone he fucked him. This boy is obsessed.

#mo ran 100%#he truly has the shizunfucker mentality

#mo ran#HAS TO WIN#he wants to fuck his Shizun so bad

#but it's gotta be mo ran#the all-time shizunfucker in this world that world and beyond

#luo binghe #mo ran #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #2ha #shen qingqiu #chu wanning #bingqiu #ranwan

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tinynerdycthulu · 4 months

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people are like "sy is so oblivious, how can he not realize liu qingge is in love with him" but when i first read svsss i was woefully unaware of the sy wifebeam. yall i was reading the scene where lbh is like "shizun waits so dutifully for liu-shishu" and thinking "silly lbh, why is he so jealous? it's so funny how he thinks liu qingge is a serious threat when he only tolerates sqq because of his life debt" when lqg fought 5 years to get sqq's body i was like "wow this really showcases the dedication of cang qiong sect to its members lqg is such a tsundere he refuses to admit he actually cares about sqq as a friend" im so glad im not a 20something chinese twink bc i would be in DANGER

bonus horrendously incorrect take from me: i thought mobei-jun was gonna be the antagonist

#i was reading feynites AMAZING fic IWYWMH and thinking what an INTERESTING take to have liu qingge in love with shen qingqiu #this is not ironic btw if i was transmigrated i would be the oblivious MC #browsing ao3 and being like huh...there's a lot of liushen here must be more popular than i thought #shen qingqiu #mtxt #svsss #liu qingge #liushen

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mccromy · 7 months

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Ok but in a Shen brothers au, there's simply no way Shen Jiu would've been normal about Shen Yuan. ( In these aus I'd rather keep SY a transmigrator, or else he'd be subjected to the Airplane logic and laws of the world from the beginning, and that would've changed him in ways my tiny brain cannot be bothered to conceive rn. Also, I love the existential horror brought upon by The System. But that's beside the point.)

Shen Twins au? This is the au in which SJ is the less normal I think. He would've been obsessed with SY, would see him as a half of himself. Would think they're not a full person unless together. He'd envy Shen Yuan's kindness, he'd resent everything that made them different and relish them at the same time. He'd protect SY and would hate him in the way he hated himself. Would be possessive of SY in the way you're of your own body. Would be willing to share YQY, he'd share everything with him and feel offended if SY wanted to keep things separate. SY falling for LBH would cause him a mental breakdown and might never forgive SY.

Older brother SJ? Over protective, violent in a way animals are when teaching their young— casually but not really harmful. Picture a kitten biting a slightly smaller kitten's ear for being annoying. He'd be envious of SY getting better treatment for being younger, but would despise anyone who treated SJ better than SY. Thinks SY owes him love, and would be constantly afraid of losing said love. Possessive of SY in the way you're of your things. Unwilling to share YQY with SY, and of sharing SY with YQY. Would try to kill LBH for coveting SY and would see SY marrying LBH as the most stupid idea ever and WOULD get in the way. Would still talk to SY after the wedding, but only if he comes alone.

Younger brother SJ? the most normal of the three scenarios. Obviously possessive of SY, but in the way children are of their parents. Jealous of everybody who talks to SY, and would only feel safe with him. Willingly shares SY with YQY. Would be absolutely disgusted by SY falling for LBH. And would react like a well intentioned but very homophobic parent; cordial to SY, but would not aknowledge LBH's presence and would forbid PDA in Qing Jin Peak

#shen siblings #Shen yuan #Shen jiu #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen brothers #mip #in a Shen mood rn if you can tell #been in a shen mood for the past 7 days lmao #should be studying for the bar exam but listen #this is more entertaining

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thegoldenavenger · 6 days

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Mmmmm, thinking about Luo Binghe flying high on his sword when a magnificent bird veers close to him, flaring its wings and catching the buffet of wind around lbh and riding alongside him

The bird looks at him with steely, piercing eyes and delicately reaches its talons out to grip zheng yang's hilt. It settles carefully onto the sword, ruffling its feathers as it balances. Idly, it toys with the hem of lbh's robe, at the tie on his boot.

Lbh is heading to Qing Jing Peak, of course and this bird rides with him the whole way. Approaching the bamboo forest, the bird catches flight again, quickly looping around lbh before folding its wings and diving.

Not to be outclassed, lbh also tucks himself in and dives. Unerring, the bird and lbh are heading for the same figure.

LBH finally has to pull out of the dive, jumping off Zheng Yang and sweeping it back into its sheath in an elegant movement while the bird, like an arrow, drops almost directly onto Shen Qingqiu, who is waiting.

At the last moment the bird pulls up, it's talons reaching out and it's wings breaking its speed. It perches on sqq's arm, almost a third to half the size of sqq himself.

"Oh you brought home Binghe! How good!" Sqq scratches the bird's feathers around its face, and the bird floofs and twists its head appreciatively. It delicately nips at sqq's fingers and sqq let's out a little "Oh! Right!" And procures a little meat snack for it.

Lbh, totally not jealous of a bird, announces himself and sqq smiles at him, very gleeful.

"Shizun...?"

"Binghe, welcome back! You may not have noticed, but your Liu-Shishu had a little qi deviation and turned into a bird!"

The bird makes a trilling noise after it—he—snapped up the snack, and goes back to nibbling at sqq's hand, pulling softly at his sleeve. Lbh makes a face.

"How long is he going to be like that?" Lbh asks, edging into sqq's space, not so subtly planning how best to oust bird-lqg from sqq's arm.

"Mu Qingfang said that he would likely have to clear the resentment that caused the qi deviation, before his energy can rebalance and return to normal."

"And... he can do that?" Lbh looks VERY doubtfully at lqg, who is busy trying to fit his head back into sqq's palm, begging for more scritches.

"Ah, well. Probably?" Sqq says, "He has times where he seems more lucid. Yang Yixuan is, uh, dedicated, but I don't trust Bai Zhan to have the delicacy required to take care of Liu-Shidi while he's this indisposed..."

"They might still try to fight him..." Lbh agrees.

"Exactly! He's still so intimidating!" Sqq says this while cooing, dragging his hand down the bird's chest. Bird-lqg obligingly raises a talon, showing off wicked finger-length curving claws to Sqq's obvious delight.

Lbh starts, in reflex, as sqq holds his hand out and bird-lqg curves his talons around it, but bird-lqg is exceedingly delicate, exerting a control that normal birds wouldn't possess.

"And he can't stay on the beast mountain?" Lbh asks

"Well, they have so many other responsibilities..." sqq says, almost pouting at lbh.

Lbh thinks that is entirely unfair. He is the one who should be crying in this situation, seeing as his husband has, once again, done backflips in order to arrange lqg into their care.

"You just want to study him." Lbh accuses, finally burrowing his way into sqq's shoulder, leaning on it enough that it unbalanced bird-lqg. Lbh keeps an eye out, but as expected, bird-lqg launches off of sqq with a few powerful flaps of his wings instead of risking harming sqq to readjusting his perch.

"I could turn into a better animal for you to study." Lbh says, petulant, into sqq's hair.

"Ahhh, it will only be for awhile you sticky husband." Sqq says, but dutifully pets lbh's hair.

Lbh shuffles them back into the bamboo house, intending on visiting the kitchens then heading to bed, but he's stopped by the mess of straw and woodchips spread along the floor. A large, wickedly gnarled branch leans haphazardly across the home, almost wall to wall.

"Shizun......" lbh says in despair. "Shizun, he is not staying in the house, is he?"

As if in punctuation, a beautiful feather floats down lazily in front of lbh's face.

#misc #svsss #is there a point to this? like is there a plot?#yes. :)#lqg definitely cannot work thru the resentment himself #and it takes him loterally pancaking himself before sqq or lbh realizes he probably needs help #what can i say #the hunting falcon and the boy story is my entire identity

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bingqiufics · 1 year

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Title: Home Bodies

Author: x_los

Relationship: Bingqiu

Universe: Modern AU ( They Were Roommates )

Status: Complete

Rating: Mature

Length: 1+K (Short)

Summary:

Shang Qinghua finally convinces Shen Qingqiu to get, and use, Tantan (China's IP-rip-off answer to Tinder). Luo Binghe is less than thrilled with this development.

#svsss #bingqiu #complete #short #mature #au:modern #au:collegeuniversity #theywereroommates #shangqinghua #tinder #jealousy #jealous!lbh #gettingtogether #author:x_los

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aphelion-neon · 1 month

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I love svsss, it’s a great book. I love Sj, he’s a complex character with a great story. I hate how ppl treat Sj. Everyone talks about how poor Sj deserved better, he shouldn’t have been murdered. Lbh is in the wrong for killing him.

Sj 100% deserved his ending. He was a terrible person. Yes, his backstory is really tragic, but that doesn’t excuse his abuse and neglect of his peak and duties.

Sj wasn’t some innocent bystander in Lbh’s abuse. He actively participated and promoted it. He has the choice to not pick Lbh, but he did. He saw a 13 yr old boy and was a jealous 40+ yr old man. No one forced Sj to pick Lbh. That was his choice to take him.

After willingly taking Lbh on as a disciple, he abused him to no end. He motivated everyone to target Lbh. Yes, other peaks also had abuse/neglect going on, but that doesn’t make what Sj did okay, or any better.

He attempted to murder a child on multiple occasions. Lbh has done absolutely nothing to Sj, yet he tried to kill Lbh multiple times. He even gave Lbh the faulty cultivation novel so he would have a qi deviation. He make Lbh fight a demon who was 10x his strength. Everything he did was to abuse Lbh, a child he willingly let onto his peak. To top it off, he pushed Lbh into literal hell(I give hims some slack bc that was the whole demon Lbh reveal).

This neglect didn’t even stop at Lbh, he neglected the rest of his peak. He was a terrible master for his peak. He also treated the people around him like shit. Everyone didn’t hate him for no reason. He was a cold and cruel man to his fellow peak lords. Their dislike didn’t come from thin air.

Then, after everything, when Lbh is enacting his revenge, he admits to not regretting a single Thing he did. Sj even said if he could do it again, or would do worse to Lbh.

Not once is Sj remorseful for what he did to a child who’s only mistake was having potential. Sj did not deserve any better than what he got. A sad backstory is no excuse for his terrible actions.

Yes, Yqy not coming back for Sj was terrible. Yes the abuse Sj went through as a slave was horrible. That does not change the horrendous person he turned into. There was no external force that made Sj pick Lbh, nothing making him abuse Lbh. All of his actions were his own, of his own free will.

TLDR: Sj nah have a tragic backstory, but he still deserved his ending.

#scum villian self saving system #svsss #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #sj #unpopular opinion #lou binghe #lbh

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mr-lelia · 9 months

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You guys think LBH ever gets jealous of SQQ's friendship with SQH? Since they're both transmigrators from the real/modern world, they'd share a lot of mannerisms, vernacular, pop culture references, etc., and are bound to slip up with one another from time to time. Like, imagine they're about to leave and SQH/SQQ do the classic fist bump/hand grab/pull in to pat the back combo without even thinking about it. LBH would yowl outside SQQ's door all night like a cat that asked to go outside and is now regretting it bc he thinks SQQ doesn't love him anymore

#svsss #mxtx svsss #scumbag system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #svsss luo binghe #svsss mxtx #bingqiu #scumbag self saving system #lbh #sqq #scumbag villain #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #shang qinghua

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devestatedutterlydevestated · 10 months

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luo binghe makes shen qingqiu a fathers day gift nd sqq is absolutely mortified that after all theyve been through together lbh still thinks of him that way (but with all the shit binghe does he was also half expecting it ngl)

shang qinghua is absolutely devastated that his son didnt give him any gifts and is crying in the corner while his husband stands over him confused (and jealous) that his human wants gifts from junshang (later he appears in sqhs chambers w loads of gifts which sqh accepts after the screaming is over) (his king is so cute! but what are all the gifts for? oh well, qinghuas not one to look a gift horse in the mouth...mobei jun seems pleased anyway so he wouldnt want to ruin his kings good mood)

tianlang jun cant help but feel like something important is happening today but he cant be bothered to find out

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circus-complex · 4 months

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shen jiu + shen yuan swap au idea

ok so an AU when shen yuan is the original owner of shen jiu's body, and shen jiu is the og owner of shen yuan's body.

shen yuan went through everything shen jiu did, but instead of taking on a "I went through something horrible, and since you are similar to me i'll make you feel the same" view for luo binghe, he takes on a "I went through something horrible, and since you are similar i'll make sure you never feel this way"

this makes luo binghe develop a crush on him a bit earlier, and luo binghe is generally more stable. sqq is known for being kind, forgiving, and generous. he treats all his disciples well, and equally. he has a good relationship with most, if not all, the peak lords.

shen jiu reads PIDW, but unlike sy who fawned over lbh, he hates him. hates him with every fiber of his being. he isn't even sure why, lbh just pisses him off in every way. most of the characters do, actually. only nyy is good! lbh should of ended up with her, or shl, or any of the girls! he would of loved it if lbh built a harem up! but no. he ended up with his stupid teacher. and yqy - he likes him.

i have two ways to take this idea

Option A: so when sj transmigrates, everyone is confused, but in a new way. his complements, which used to be kind, now have a slight edge to them. he treats lbh with such hatred, he develops a grudge with lqg, he favors mf and nyy (mostly nyy). and once he unfreezes the OOC feature OH BOY! in the og book sqq would protect lbh when the ridge opens, but lbh falls anyway, and sqq mourns him for five years. this time however, sj pushes lbh in himself.

naturally, lbh has no clue whats going on. at first, he thought sqq just was in a bad mood bc of his fever, but then it started to seem personal. sqq would beat him, verbally and physically. what happened? so lbh goes down this other path, one where he blames himself for everything and works his ass of to please sj, possibly dying in the process. if he doesn't, he's just miserable and has unintentionally become sj's unstable minion, doing everything he can to please him but always failing. in the end, lbh kills himself and sj after he's driven to a qi deviation

Option B: same thing as option a, only sj plays the role of sqq MUCH better. he is kind, but is secretly planning to take lbh down. he follows the course of the book, winning lbh's favour, unfreezes the OOC function, and slowly becomes a little meaner. but he molds lbh to be his. in a cruel, twisted, jealous, slightly romantic way. he molds him to follow his every order. molds him to the perfect for his plans. molds him to hate his sect, but love sj. helps him uncover his demonic heritage under the mask of wanting his disciple to be true to himself and discover his full potential!, but secretly wanting to use it to his advantage. and he does.

he succeeds, taking down most of cang qiong, leaving only him, lbh, nyy, yqy, and sqh. he left nyy and yqy because he adored them in his past life, and sqh because he wants to torture him for all eternity for making that book (sucks tho bc sqh has mbj on his side so he can't do anything till he gets lbh to take mbj down). so yea. sj is just pulling lbh's strings behind the scenes, even going so far as too get married and do everything with him if it gains him another advantage. he's extremely emotionally manipulative, and he's smart enough to be subtle about it so no one will notice. and it kinda just ends with lbh being his puppet. lbh may be the head of the world, but sj is the neck turning his different ways. and so yea super toxic yaoi

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #airplane shooting towards the sky #scumbag self saving system #mxtx svsss #svsss au #shen yuan #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #liu qingge #scumbag system #sqh #lbh #mobei jun #sj #sqq

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jaunty-skeletons · 5 months

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lbh sees his father, tianlang-jun, as a rival. airplane has proclaimed himself the father of the protagonist, as well as everything else in this world. ergo, using my brilliant skills of deduction, i have seen a future where our darling bing-mei views the villainous shang qinghua as his rival in the realm of love.

he doesn’t see him as a rival for shizun’s affections - it’s fairly obvious that shang qinghua and shen qingqiu have no intention of cultivating any sort of relationship beyond being “frenemies”, and they’re both too distracted by their respective demon husbands for that anyway - but he does understand that they are both deceptive and conniving Worms with the ability to utilise pathetic crying and who in no way deserve to be married to the men that they somehow managed to capture. luo binghe prides himself on being the ultimate servant/husband/cook/provider/emotional-and-physical-punching-bag/cheerleader for his shizun, so seeing his martial uncle do all of these things either equally or More successfully than he does them sparks some competitiveness within him.

oh, shibo spent 40 years enduring beatings from his beloved? well this disciple begs for beatings and enjoys them (he’s not jealous that sqh got so much attention without even asking)

shibo has been cooking meals and providing medicine, shelter and aid to mobei-jun in secret since they were teens? like a forbidden romance with a childhood sweetheart that survived the trials of time? luo binghe has also been in love since he was a teen, thank you, and he didn’t take Half as long as they did to get together with his shizun. they even got married first! (it doesn’t matter that shen qingqiu hadn’t also loved him since he was a teen, that’s completely irrelevant and also the disciple hadn’t been born yet so even if it did matter he has an excuse for that)

binghe has never run away from his shizun and caused him a month of emotional pain, binghe has never provided inadequate resting places such as an Outer Disciple’s Leisure House for his beloved, and binghe has certainly never requested that his raison d’etre lower himself to fulfill a task that clearly belongs to binghe and make food for him!

honestly, shang qinghua is lucky that he doesn’t know about this competition - shizun would have to find a replacement friend because this one qi deviated after finding out how bad he was losing. oh, to live such a sad and unsuccessful life as shang qinghua :( binghe can’t even bear to imagine it!

#luo binghe #shang qinghua #moshang #bingqiu #lbh’s raging inferiority complex vs. airplane’s natural affinity for grovelling

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ultimateshixiongfuckertournament · 4 months

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Canonicals Tournament Round 1, Match 3

Match 3 is between Luo Binghe from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (shizun: Shen Qingqiu) and Li Tongguang from A Journey to Love (shifu: Ren Xin / Ren Ruyi)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe's shizun Shen Qingqiu caused his sexual awakening and they lived together with Luo Binghe acting similar to a housewife.

Even after being betayed, stabbed, and pushed into the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe still loved Shen Qingqiu and wanted answers instead of revenge. Instead he had to repeatedly suffer his shizun dying in his arms and assumed abandonment. Which makes him absolutely lose it, made even worse by his evil sword Xin Mo which worsens all of his negative emotions and destroys its hosts, along with additional trauma over the course of the story.

He reused the sword that his shizun sacrificed himself to free him from, cuddles the corpse every night for five years to preserve it, he creates dreams of their happy years together but never made a Shen Qingqiu that would speak to him, he kidnapped and destroyed cultivators' cores so he could feed xin mo and preserve sqq's corpse, he rebuilds their house in his demonic palace, he spent years fixing sqq's destroyed cultivation and trying to revive him, he forces Shen Qingqiu live in that new house, he rescues and repeatedly puts himself in harms way to protect sqq, he tries to destroy the world so Shen Qingqiu can only love him (due to being driven mad by Xin Mo and his believed abandonment by sqq). He tries to kill himself after Shen Qingqiu dies for him again. He would do absolutely ANYTHING for Shen Qingqiu! He's increadibly jealous of everyone Shen Qingqiu gives attention to, including stairsweeps he smiles at. Luo Binghe has sooo much wrong with him and it makes him so lovable. He's so incredibly traumatized, driven by love and desperation for a majority of the story. He loves Shen Qingqiu so much and can't bear to live without him.

After everything? He lets Shen Qingqiu go, wanting him to be happy even if it means sqq won't stay with him. But sqq wanted to stay together! He gets his man! There is in world porn written about them, they have weird kinky sex inspired by the porn, they get married! Luo Binghe cries regularly for sqq, so sqq can dote on him despite his thin face. Luo Binghe is shameless and adores sqq. Lbh got so nervous that he fell flat on his face when proposing! Lbh loves sqq so much and wants him to be happy more than anything else!