#jeez that’s a lot of tags

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

#like obviously i’m the dog motif guy but literally any animal symbolism is sooooo #like mq animal symbolism >>> #sharks and mice and wolves and butterflies #what that says about you — not just what you get but what you wanted to get #i’m a shark and i’m going to take you down. he smells blood in the water he’s gonna kill my pig and there’s nothing i can do #because i’m soft i’m a kid again im a mouse and im loyal and humble and a real team player! and that’s what will be my downfall #but it’s also what’s going to save me #why would a mouse choose foam over a delicious cookie? i don’t know. why would he? why would i? #i just got a little upset when you said i wasn’t a lion. you’re nothing without me #lions hunt in packs they’re sthe leaders. but i’m telling you that you dont get a pack you dont get someone to lean on and you will always #be alone. #then succession animal symbolism is like: youre a scorpion and i’m a snake and we are going to die at each others hands #it’s already written. we know the ending #im a dog and i’m mean and sharp and vicious #i’m a dog and i’m loyal and trusting #i’m a dog and i need to be kicked and i beg you to kick me because it’s all i know #you come for me with love? #lock me in a cage and feed me dog food (or chocolate cake but who knows) and i’ll never eat again #send me away until everyone knows their place #beat me with a slipper in gstaad for ordering lobster because it’s rude to order the most expensive thing on the menu when you’re not payin #because dogs don’t get a sliver platter they get a bowl of dog food in a cold wire cage #they get the scraps and they thank you for it #so you come for me with love? #you come in here guns ablazing to find they’ve turned to fucking sausages and you come for me with love? #jeez that’s a lot of tags #mythic quest #mq #succession #succession hbo

[needlepine]

“Don’t forget.” Sol leaned close as he passed. “Darkness is coming.”

In honor of this week's total eclipse, I redrew a Sol I drew way back during the 2017 eclipse! (old version under the cut)

#i totally forgot about this illustration until the eclipse was happpening #i'm glad i remembered! it was fun to revisit and reinterpret #warriors #warrior cats #cat art #sol #outsiders #kittypets #skyclan #shadowclan #jeez sol that's a lot of tags #solar eclipse #eclipse 2024

[alexsiple]

MAKEOVER TIME <3 (for @ohshc20thzine)

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #kyoya ootori #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #mori #honey #mitsukuni haninozuka #takashi morinozuka #fanart #art #zine #jeez that's a lot of tags. sure #old piece that i love still. actually. someday i'll dive right back into ouran insanity i know it. the time will come

[apartmentsmoke]

the number of people who saw Tommy was surprised about Buck wanting his attention and THEN go on to say "oh it's because he thought Buck wanted Eddie's attention AND he knows Buck/Eddie have romantic feelings for each other and THAT'S why he was surprised AND Buck was just confused on his feelings and he really wants Eddie" - they are really watching with buddie goggles on. they came to one correct conclusion and then go off the rails

yes, Tommy did think Buck wanted Eddie's attention - because Eddie told him as much! Tommy goes to Buck's place immediately after he helps Eddie with his ankle, so he would have heard Eddie's take on it - that Eddie thinks Buck is jealous because Eddie and Tommy are spending so much time together. That's why Tommy starts talking about he doesn't want to interfere in their friendship; he doesn't know that Buck wanted his attention until Buck says it.

As for Tommy thinking Buck and Eddie have romantic feelings for each other... There is just straight up no evidence for that in the show lol. You want to write fic based on that assumption? Hell yeah. But thinking that's what's happening in canon is simply wrong based on what's on screen

And the third one - oh, Buck is just confused - is insulting to the story that's being told. Buck is into Tommy. Even if the relationship ends, he will always have been into Tommy. He told Tommy himself, he told Maddie, he told Eddie - he acted like someone with an enormous crush because he has an enormous crush! And trying to erase that because it doesn't work with your view for your ship is

That's also why all the speculation that Tommy is going to step aside because of how close Buck and Eddie are is ridiculous - he already knows how close they are, and he doesn't seem to care.

#I'm sure other people have ranted about this #But I saw yet another thing in the BuckTommy tag about how Buddie is totally gonna be canon soon and #That Tommy isn't a real character just a plot device to get Buddie together #And had to type this out #bucktommy #Tommy kinard #a lot of buddie shippers are super chill but the minority #o m g #I realize there hasn't been a rival Buck or Eddie ship with more than a handful of shippers since the fandom started #but jeez

[stars-and-birds]

i think it would be funny if someone made harrow x reader headcanons because they would all be like “she brings you the heads of decapitated dead people 🥰💕” and “sometimes she’ll randomly kiss you to make sure your jaw hasn’t been replaced 😳😍” 

#not making fun of x reader ppl ofc #more of harrow #harrow the first #harrow the 9th #harrowhark #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrowhawk #tlt #griddlehark #kinda??? #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #locked tomb #jeez there’s a lot of tags #gideon the ninth #ianthe tridentarius

[schneiderenjoyer]

i love the nickname TWTR!schneider gives Matilda in the mor pankh fic, it's so cute! does she have nicknames for the others as well?

TWTR!Schneider uses nicknames as a way to create a barrier between her and others. In the arcane world, one's true name holds a lot of power and meaning, which is why most tend to go by another name entirely (or simply lose their true name along the way). It's not often she'd use people's actual names on its own without honorifics.

With that in mind, I actually made a chart I use as reference for the future! There's only people I've guaranteed she'd interact with right now, but maybe someday I'll add the rest.

Default nicknames are meant to be the universal one Schneider uses no matter who she talks to unless specified a different nickname.

#reverse 1999 #schneider reverse 1999 #schneider #together within the rubble #headcanons #vertin #sonetto #tooth fairy #regulus #37 #APPLe #matilda bouanich #pavia #X #medicine pocket #mesmer jr #lilya #ms moissan #sotheby #druvis iii #horrorpedia #jeez do i have to tag all of them that's a lot #the silly likes to give pet names

[icantalk710]

This semi-mild cold has been an annoying start to this week 🤧😪

#ore no kao #feels mostly gone now after being in its clutches since sunday night #but on the bright side i got to skip the Tues/Wed office days and work from home all week #lots of sneezing and congestion with a very brief fever yday--likely thanks to my roomie's four day/nyquil pills #but phew #also finally almost caught up on work emails 📧 #and just put out a vid for a ygo project i've been working on over on my sideblog for the interested #so feeling better 😌 #(now to finally sleep 💤) #[should not tag-vent-rb before bed] #let's see if i feel up to a jog tmrw finally #[also jeez my nostrils need some r&r 😩] #(clarification: day/nyquil pills *keeping it from being worse probably lol) #if you read this far into my tags you are now imagining a smiling corgi doggo :)

[carbon8dhellsludge]

ringringring

#regretevator #regretevator split #split regretevator #bive regretevator #regretevator bive #split x bive #spive regretevator #oh jeez das a lot of tags

[um-jammer-rammy]

sup parappablr i come back once again with more incorrect quotes

#guru ant #parappa the rapper 2 #parappa the rapper #colonel noodle #parappa #parappa 2 #um jammer lammy #rammy #rammy ram #takoyama #hairdresser octopus #beard burger master #parappa rappa #pj berri #lammy lamb #matt major #parappa anime #katy kat #thats a lot of tags jeez #ptr #ujl

[spottedloaf]

just in case i end up not being able to do tomorrow's prompt (cause my idea for it is pretty ambitious), here's some various jsab funnies (most are barracuda)

#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab cube #jsab boat #jsab barracuda #jsab lycanthropy #jsab spider #jsab helicopter #jsab blixer #jsab cyan #jsab macabre #jsab seasnakes #jeez thats a lot of tags ☹️

[flutteringfable]

decided to doodle some unfiction sillies in my math class!! can u recognize them all? :3

#fable talks 💫 #unfiction #oh jeez theres a lot of tags i could put here uhh here we go #petscop #ai builds #diminish #pbhere #angel hare #welcome home #bugbo #i. i think thats all of them.

[umbraastaff]

Why didn't they put the Light of Creation into useful magical tools instead of weapons

#give me this au and also tell me how it goes horribly wrong anyway #the adventure zone #taz balance #light of creation #stolen century #ipre #cycle 99 #mine #text #balance #jeez I've accumulated a lot of standard tags over the years

[berensteinsmonster]

imma be honest im not the biggest fan of chubb munch becuz of how hes treated in the games and also how hes designed. so heres a redesign where he's just a regular fat adolescent boy and not a literal roadblock.

i have always been a fan of mrs. munch tho ily fat old women sm omg big fan <3333333

mr. munch is also NOT gonna be included in the munch family becuz idc and i dont trust him to be near children so mrs. munch divorced him pre middle-school era of my riddle school story timeline and is now single and taking care of her grandson Charles "Chubb" Munch all by herself yay

i imagine chubbs to just this really friendly guy who likes to make you laugh and just has really slow metabolism. Him and Joe being friends is mainly spawned from thinking abt how they'd be outcasts in this american school and they decided to stick together to be stronger.

(reblogs help my posts be seen :)

#berenmon art #my art #he looks like his name is charles he just gives me that feel #give chubb munch justice and more art in the fandom he is my spoiled baby boy #chubb munch #chubb riddle school #chubb munch riddle school #mrs munch #mrs munch riddle school #phil eggtree #phil riddle school #phil eggtree riddle school #joe riddle school #riddle school #riddle school art #rs fandom #riddle school fandom #riddle school fanart #jeez louise this was a lot of tags #artwork #artists on tumblr #digital art

[freckleslikestars]

as you are, as you were

@imasquint made this post. I wrote something for the first time in...months

Post-series Halloween discussion of vampires and a 25 year old argument

1504 words, read here on AO3

She’s tearing around the house, cape flying out behind her, and it’s clear she’s had far too much candy already, but Scully can only hope that it’ll wear her little body out and she’ll sleep through the night for once. Of course, it’s an unrealistic hope - the kid inherited her father’s distaste for sleep, and she’s all but given up on expecting early nights and lay-ins. Fake fangs sink into her wrist and she looks down with the intent to scold, only to soften at the mischievous hazel eyes gazing up at her. ‘No biting, kiddo.’

‘But I’m a vampire!’ She lisps, and, honestly, what hope is there for the world with the amount of cuteness before her going into it. Maybe she’s getting soft in her old age, but Scully’s convinced that her daughter could take over the whole world with just a sly smile and a flash of innocent eyes. 

‘Yes, you are, darling,’ she lifts her onto her hip, ‘but vampires don’t bite their mommies.’

‘Actually, Renesmee did,’ Jackson points out, ruffling his sister’s hair as he passes, chucking her a chocolate kiss as he takes one for himself from the bowl.

And of course that’s when Mulder has to stick his head around the corner, ‘firstly, Renesmee was only half vampire. And secondly, more importantly, she was fictional. Twilight vampires don’t count.’ 

‘How come? What makes one vampire design more valid than another?’

‘They’re glittery , Jackson.’

‘And? Maybe, Stephanie Meyer was actually being incredibly clever and you’re just prejudiced.’

Scully frowns, ‘isn’t she pro-life and mormon? Either way, please don’t get your father upset about vampires again.’

‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ they cry out in harmony, flinging hands into the air. 

‘I do not get upset about vampires.’ Scully raises an eyebrow at him, and he holds up a defensive hand, ‘I’m merely passionate.’ He’s outdone himself with the family’s costumes this year, a clan of vampires in thrifted old suits and deep red gowns, black capes with red lace stitched around the collar. It surprised Scully when he suggested the first year that he wanted to try and make a Halloween costume for the baby, surprised her even more when he taught himself to sew with YouTube videos and presented her with a tiny astronaut costume. And each year since he’s improved, making whatever the kid asks for. ‘You’re not dressed.’

‘It’s a dress and a cape, Mulder, it’s not going to take me five minutes. Besides, we’ve still got an hour before the party, and the more you get her excited, the more riled up she’s gonna be in the car.’

‘She’s fine, aren’t you, Beanieboo,’ he kisses her forehead before she squirms out of her mother’s arms, dropping to the floor and going back to running circles around the living room. ‘There’s green contacts on the counter in the bathroom. Jackson, there’s some for you, too, if you want.’

He looks up at his parents sceptically, ‘you know, I don’t think green eyes are part of the lore.’

‘Vampires have green eyes, Jackson. I know: I’ve seen them.’

Scully sighs, shakes her head, ‘vampires can have whatever colour eyes you want them to, because they’re not real.’

Mulder groans and drops his head back, yelling out to the ceiling, ‘how are you still denying it after all these years? We met them. You had a thing for one.’

‘Sheriff Hartwell was not a vampire. And, more importantly, I didn’t have a thing for him.’

‘Oh, my god. Then how do you explain what happened?’ it’s like nothing’s changed. They’re married and they live in a little house with a meadow and two kids, it’s twenty five years later, but they’re still having the same old argument, and he for one wouldn’t change a thing.

She looks at him, disbelieving, ‘we were drugged, Mulder. Chloral hydrate. I even have the lab reports to prove it.’

‘Doesn’t explain how Ronnie Strickland survived a stake to the heart.’

‘As I stated in my report at the time, we can fairly confidently hypothesise that you missed his heart.’

‘Oh, we can “fairly confidently hypothesise,” can we? You declared him dead.’ 

‘Yes, and for that, I am gravely sorry. As I did back then, I theorise that he went into shock, his heart stopped for a moment whilst I was checking for his pulse, and then, perhaps, his heart…restarted again.’

‘Spontaneously?’

‘Potentially…’

‘Oh, and nobody noticed? Not the paramedics, not the mortuary staff?’

‘He was in a coma. His life signs were so low they didn’t register, but he was still ticking over, in the background.’

Mulder scoffs, shakes his head, ‘and you think that’s likely?’

‘Well, stranger things have happened.’

‘I mean, it does seem pretty implausible,’ Jackson comments from his perch on the back of the sofa. He’s grabbed a bag of popcorn from the kitchen and is feeding it to his sister as they watch the debate.

The glare Jackson gets from his mother is like nothing he’s seen before, ‘oh, so you’re more willing to believe in vampires?’

He shrugs, ‘I exist.’

‘You’re a miracle, that’s different.’

‘Now, how come miracles exist, but vampires don’t?’ Mulder asks, stealing a handful of popcorn.

‘Miracles are an act of God.’

Jackson shakes his head, ‘nun-uh, can’t use God as a get out of jail free card; it’s too Descartesian.’

‘“Too Descartesian”? How is it “too Descartesian” ?’

Mulder gives her a shit-eating grin and high-fives his son, ‘Descartes had a habit of using God to get out of sticky fallacies. Ergo , it’s too Descartesian.’

‘So, by your logic, if I can’t use God to justify unexplained happenings, you can’t use vampires?’

‘Nope. I have rational reason to believe the population of Chainey, Texas were, in fact, vampires.’

‘What rational reason could you possibly have?’

‘Fang marks.’

‘Ronnie was wearing fake fangs, Mulder. Less convincing ones, might I add, than you’ve made for all of us.’

‘Okay. Just the fact that there were bite marks, that it was very clear they were drinking people's blood.’

‘ Simulated bite marks. Besides, cannibalism doesn’t necessitate vampirism.’

At this point, the five-year-old asks a whispered ‘what’s cabinateism?’ To her brother, and he grins, gnashes his teeth as he tickles her, and hisses, ‘it means eating people, like I’m gonna do to you when I’ve fattened you up nicely with all this candy.’ She squeals and runs away, peels of laughter following her around the living room as he lopes off to chase her, and the vampire debate halts for a moment for both parents to watch, a mix of amusement and concern playing across each of their faces. 

‘Do you think she’s too young to hear all this?’

‘Mm. Probably. Do you think it’s why she doesn’t sleep?’

‘Mm. Probably not. She doesn’t have nightmares.’

‘She’s fine, right?’

‘She’s laughing.’

‘Yeah, she’s fine,’ he pulls his wife in for a kiss, grins when she pulls back.

‘The population of the town of Dudley, Arkansas, were eating people, and they weren’t vampires.’

‘No, but they did have extended lifespans. It’s an interesting possibility to consider, though; the idea that cannibalism and vampirism could be linked. I mean, Barbara Beaumont looked like she was in her early thirties when she was eighty.’

‘She was a mentally ill woman who was heading a cult.’

‘Okay. What about Countess Báthory? She bathed in the virginal blood of young girls to keep her young.’

‘Mulder, firstly, no, she didn’t. There’s no mention in the historical texts of bathing in young girls blood until many years after her death. Secondly, whilst, yes, she probably did torture and murder some girls, the voracity with which she reportedly did so has probably been greatly overstated. And, thirdly, she was fifty when she was arrested, and wealthy. Any reports of her remaining youthful probably had to do with the fact that she wasn’t living in poverty, and most of the witnesses were. What are you looking at?’

He’s grinning at her, boyish and charming still to this day, ‘I don’t think I’ve ever been more attracted to you than I am right now.’

‘Oh yeah?’ she quirks an eyebrow, gives a sly smirk. There’s a crimson gown hanging up in their wardrobe that he’s been talking about for months. She’s going to powder her face and curl her hair and wear red lace panties underneath. She’s going to put in the fangs he’s made for her, and ignore how itchy the coloured contacts are, and spend the whole night encouraging her kid to hurtle around the Halloween party at full speed so that when they come home, she sleeps, and they have a guaranteed four hours in which they can lock the bedroom door. ‘So what you’re saying is, I really don’t need to go and put on my costume?’ His face falls, and her grin widens as she pats him on the chest, ‘don’t worry, I’m heading up now. Hey, why don’t you tell the kids about the Flukeman whilst you wait?’ 

tagging @today-in-fic

#my writing #<- jeez it's been a while since I've used that tag #txf #xf fanfic #the x files #msr #x files #yes that is a nirvana lyric in the title... my only justification is that i currently spend a lot of time hanging out with a band who sing #lot of nirvana #i can't actually remember how to tag fics so...I'mm just shoving it out into the wild and disappearing back into my cave now I think #shoo shoo little fic go run off into the wild be freeee

[kakusu-shipping]

My big ass collection of Jamack/Kipo moments

#Kipo and the Age of the Wonder Beasts #Kipo Age of the Wonder Beasts #Jamack #Kipo #Jampo #Jamack/Kipo #Jamack X Kipo #Kipo/Jamack #Kipo X Jamack #Cradle Ship #Jeez that's a lot of tags #Anyway they're dating to me <3 #You get the most of them in season 2 but to me they start dating into the few months between 2 and 3 #He asks her out and she's SO excited about it #He wanted to ask her to prom too but there was a lot going on #He DOES ask her for a dance though! #I loooooove Jamack he's SO silly #Quickly becoming my Guy for this program #I could ship him with anyone #But I think he's mostly in love with Kipo #And she likes him back!!! For sure!!!!

[ifvillainwhysexi]

So–I will not be talking about this if I don't know what the hell I'm saying! And for those of us who keep saying stupid shit–stop talking :D

Quick clarification this is for people like (Unfortunately most if not all Pro Palestine peeps), that say antisemitic shit with or without realizing it👍🏻

#pro palestine #this is talking about people who spout random shit #antisemitism #i do count as one of those people but heres my resignation letter #i still apologize #be careful online people say stupid shit #anti antisemitism #isreal #israël #holy hell that is a lot of anti isreal tags #i admit the government is being a bit overkill but jeez #educated people only topic #so educate yourself #or not #May or may not make a post about misinformation #i probably should