#joe: no fucKING WAY

[coastaltowned]

the manuscript ending the album on the utter jawdrop moment that neither of the muses of the actual album were the first men to fuck her up with promises of marriage and babies, and that first heartbreak so long ago laid the scene for the woman she would become and the ways she would approach love and how we all watched her life like scenes in a show but she kept coming back to the manuscript of the first torrid affair that ruined her, to bookend an album about two love affairs that destroyed her utterly in almost the exact same way, because all her muses are acquired like bruises........ it's bone-chilling

#maybe it was just a jawdrop to me idk #taylor swift #ttpd #the manuscript #text #i keep saying it in the gc but the way the album is just a russian nesting doll of muses #you think its matty but beneath him its joe and beneath him its jake #and in the middle of it all is taylor screaming #this album is a fucking masterpiece

[dredgesnails]

stardew valley au where joel and skizz are new residents to pelican town (hermit town?). joel just inherited a large farm from his late grandfather and skizz is moving in with his old friend after reconnecting with him and wanting a fresh start. and the townspeople are like, kinda weird.

bdubs is fine enough - he’s a sweet man with a fun personality and he’s the local builder, but it’s almost frightening how fast he constructs new buildings when joel needs them. pearl, their resident postmaster, is also pretty normal other than the fact that skizz never seems to be awake early enough to catch her delivering mail. scar is lovely but he’s never available when joel wants another chicken. the mayor, xisuma, is pleasant too, if a little eccentric at times, but he doesn’t really seem to do much in town.

for the most part, skizz is settling in well. he’s moved in with impulse, who runs the local blacksmith in town, and he gets along well with most of the local townspeople. he’s started spending his evenings at the local saloon listening to ren regale the patrons with fantastical tales while he and stress serve up food and drinks, and he finds himself growing close with cleo, the local sculptor. he even gets a new wardrobe from hypno free of charge, and sometimes helps cub out with his totally scientific studies and creations.

skizz also joins forces with beef (who helps to supply the local general store that xb and keralis run) in terrorising the local manager of the corporate chain grocery store that no one likes. doc is a terrible manager but would make a fun supervillain (according to joe hills, the bookseller who appears once in a blue moon but seems to know doc more than anyone in town).

joel, on the other hand, seems to only be interacting with the strangest residents in town. he discovers the adventurer’s guild after only a couple weeks, and is only somewhat irritated by iskall’s refusal to pronounce his name correctly. false promises to give him prizes if he can kill enough monsters, which is not something joel had expected to be doing when he pictured farm life, but here he is. he stumbles upon a travelling cart one day, and the man inside insists he’s a knight from a faraway land, that he risked his life to make it all the way here to sell his wares. it’s all stuff joel can get cheaper elsewhere.

he’s pretty sure the local doctor has no real medical training, but then he passes out while fighting monsters and he wakes up completely fine, so zedaph probably knows what he’s doing. maybe. when joel isn’t passing out he sometimes makes trips to the library-slash-museum, which is probably almost completely empty because mumbo, who begs joel for anything to display, looks like he’s never fought a duggie in his life. eventually mumbo gives joel a key to the sewers, which are way cooler than they have any right to be, and that’s where he finds jevin’s secret sewer shop. jevin lives in town. he just also has a shop hidden underground. joel has stopped asking questions by now.

and then there are the three who live by the beach. etho spends most of his time tinkering around the fishing hut or hovering around bdubs, but sometimes he drives the bus to the desert. only sometimes. there might be something under his mask. no one knows for sure. gem runs the fish shop most days and she claims she’s a sailor, but joel has never seen a single working boat around despite all the ocean. she can also hold her breath underwater for an uncannily long amount of time, like, scarily so, and will sometimes disappear for a few days and return with an abundance of treasures. joel has never seen her leave by boat. grian fishes a lot and runs the shop when gem can’t, and he sometimes talks as though the sea can speak to him. skizz has caught him staring into space for extended periods of time. one time he waded into the water and just stood there, head down, muttering to himself.

apparently there used to be a lighthouse but “it’s gone now”. gem says if they ask bdubs nicely enough maybe they can build another one, but she and grian are banned from build requests after the last incident with their pet snails (joel has never seen the snails, but scar complains about them enough to convince him they’re real).

there also might be some kind of wizard who lives in the creepy tower in the woods. skizz has heard he’s the one who helps maintain the power in the valley, and joel’s convinced he hallucinated seeing him once until he recieves a letter from the wizard himself, and visits him only to find that the strange fire-creature he saw that one time was, in fact, tango, who is human for the most part, he just sets himself on fire sometimes.

#some of these ones probably suit them more than others sorry if u think ‘he woukd not fucking say that’ #unfortunately i do know some of them way less than the others #so i’m going off general vibes i get from them + what i think would be fun #it is SO HARD!!! to fit 27 people into stardew roles. especially when i didnt include the desert or ginger island #the desert and ginger island are actually populated by friends of the hermits but thats for another post #if anyone wants elaboration on why i chose certain things for people i would be happy to #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #smallishbeans #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #rendog #gtwscar #impulsesv #skizzleman #tangotek #falsesymmetry #iskall85 #mumbo jumbo #ethoslab #bdouble0 #hypnotizd #welsknight #xbcrafted #keralis #cubfan135 #stressmonster101 #vintagebeef #joe hills

[littlegreenfag]

happy 10th anniversary of the time ice pick joe had a Category Five Homosexual Moment in that restaurant

#adina's originals #goncharov #ice pick joe #john cazale #i mean cmon you fucking SAW the way he was looking at the waiter

[adanceofdeathandrichez]

In 2013 MCR was sacrificed for the return of Fall out boy and ten years later Fall out boy returns again and P!ATD is sacrificed for the greater good

#panic! at the disco #fuck you Brendon Urie #no more tarnishing panics name with your horrible music #fall out boy #my chemical omance #mcr #fob #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #pop punk

[infinite-orangepeel]

my two moods are:

1. steve harrington has final girl energy and nothing can kill him

and

2. steve harrington is destined to die a tragic and martyrous death and i will never be okay again

#season 5 i have my eye on u 👁️ #okay but if steve really dies i’ll never recover i’m so serious #that’s my princess and i cannot lose him i’ve projected way too much of myself onto his character #also scared for him to be final girl bc i know the duffers will find some way to fuck up his character arc #keep steve in ur prayers #he’s too sexy for this world #steve harrington #steve harrington headcanon #steve harrington hc #steddie #joe keery #fruity four #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #stranger things 5 #st5 predictions #st5 theory #stranger things #steve harrington my beloved

[wisecrackingeric-2]

You know you wanna vote for him. You wanna vote for him sooooo badly. That man is on twitter and twitch BEGGING to win. You wouldn’t let Joe Hills down, would you?

Also my partner described him as “looking like what an awesome guitar riff sounds like” if that’s not convincing enough idk what is

#ericsart #mcytblr sexyman #mcyt tumblr sexyman #joe hills #joehills fanart #mcytblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft season 9 #vote Joe hills or I will CRY #NO FUCKING WAY THIS POST HAS GOTTEN MORE NOTES IN A FEW HOURS THAN MY PIECE THAT TOOK ME 30+ HOURS HAS IN A WEEK #GUYS PLEASE CHECK OUT MU OTHER WORK THIS THING TOOK ME LIKE A SIMGLE HPUR MY OTHER STUFF HAS TAKEN MONTHS BOOST THAT INSTEAD TF #also consider: Joe WANTS to win. he’s CAMPAIGNING FOR HIMSELF. Quackity on the other hand doesn’t even KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING #if Joe wins he will be GRATEFUL for it so obviously he should win /lh /j (this is all lighthearted and fun guys please don’t take it #seriously and please please please don’t attack me it’s all a joke ok)

[alissssssaka]

waiting for s4 and gay sex

#“who came up with that shit?” oh #the way butcher looked at him? OH #they're fucking your honor #the boys #the boys tv #billy butcher #joe kessler #old man yaoi FINALLY

[palmtreesx3]

Good fuckin morning to all the Joe Keery hoes out there.

#joe keery #the way hes just so pretty #the most zoomable parts right here #joe keery in his magazine spread era #what the fuck #what the actual fuck #the chest #the pants #the face #the omg

[josephtrohman]

new pic from joe’s instagram

#had to put a normal caption this is so fucking bad for me #first the crotch shot now (far away but still) undies pic??????? #joe girls we are being fed #joe trohman #ANYWAYS HELLO I FEEL WAYS

[earthfromadistance]

I can’t believe that there were/are mania haters like how can you hate an album that gave us hits like stay frosty royal milk tea and last of the real ones and hold me tight or don’t and Wilson (expensive mistake) and church and heaven’s gate and champion and sunshine riptide and young and menace and bishops knife trick??

#fall out boy #fob #Pete wentz #patrick stump #Andy Hurley #joe trohman #guess who listened to mania on the drive home #you mean to tell me you listened to patrick say ‘you said please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way I am’ #and weren’t like oh man oh fuck #it’s a no skips album your honor #so many good lyrics

[metalmaul]

I made this meme a long time ago if someone hasn't posted it already to Tumblr. so long ago that I second guess if I actually made it but that's the line camera not actually centered not the same size font editing I use and I remember making this. so i'm pretty sure. anyways it's probably more like tumblr's speed if I had followers or knew how the fuck to tag it this would blow up

#plus tags don't work right on here anyway #kafka #franz kafka #the metamorphosis #sorrry if this is like. going to bother the bookheads out here. and you're like get this shit out of my franz kafka updates #one thousand pardons. i am merely a jester sires. #im a little drunk right now #sparkle on wednesday pass the mountain dew voltage peach schnapps peach orange mimosa mixture #it's not good by the way but i was trying to maximize my beverage options #by combining them #a type of fucked up bug metamorphosis in a way. kafkaesque. if kafka drank gamer targeted beverages mixed with alcohol #and smoked weed #mids. just like joe biden. dirt. brick. bidenesque

[iamamilkgod]

Emos showing support for other emos…

#my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #green day #my chem gerard #my chem romance #my chemical romance #gee way #geeway #mcr gerard #my chem frank #my chemical frank #frank iero #g way #my chemical gee #mikey way #mikedirnt #mcr5 #mcrmy #mcr5 is real #mcr #killjoy #killjoys #american idiot #mcr ray #ray toro #billie joe green day #saviors #mike dirnt #trecool #gender envy

[blueautumngrave]

WHAT THE FUCK DID AUSTEN DO TO FUCKING GET HOMESICK AT SPACE CAMP AND ITS NO A SIDE EFFECT OF THE COCAINE LIKE IM HAPPY FOR YALL BUT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

#THE WAY I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOBBED AND I NEVER CRY IN PUBLIC #YEAH PAVLOVE WAS GREAT AND ALL BUT THIS TAKES THE MOTHER FUCKING CAKE #IM FUCKING J E A L O U S #OH MY GOD #PATRICK WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPING FLYING FLAUNDERING FUCK #can you guys tell I’m having a moment #patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #so (much) for stardust #so (much) for 2ourdust #2ourdust #it’s not a side effect of the cocaine I’m thinking it might be love #my heart will always be the b-side of my tongue