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driftingvoid-155 · 2 months

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I love thinking of fnaf 3 of Michael just using the intercom system to roast the shit outta his dad/ springtrap and that’s why he always looks so unimpressed by time he gets to the office. Like seriously Mike?? Really?? Calling me an ugly bitch was the best you could do? Have you looked in a mirror recently?

#fnaf 3 like a western where they shoot insults at each other instead of bullets #some sort of fucked up family therapy #they both hate each other but they’re also so used to each others bullshit #Michael’s finally just letting his mouth run free and say all the things he’s wanted to for years #and William finally gets to try and kill Michael without having to worry about the law #they both see it as a win #alls well in the Afton family #just a normal Tuesday for them #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf #William Afton #my hcs

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petitesmafia · 7 months

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can you imagine anyone else listening in on skk planning their Meursault mission. just like

Dazai: i'm gonna try to drown you Chuuya: ok third person: ?? Chuuya: and then i'll shoot you in the forehead? Dazai: exactly third person: ????

#bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd s5 spoilers #Dazai and Chuuya just casually talking like it's a regular Tuesday for them #and everyone around them is like ummm is this Normal Behaviour?#ena.hc #enarchive: skk

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badlydrawn-brostrider · 5 months

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TG: uh... TG: ...dirk? TG: what the fuck-

@badlydrawn-alphadave

BRO: Well you ain't wrong. Definitely ain't your Dirk, though.

BRO: Not my D either, guessin' you're from a different timeline. Christ, I just can't catch a break can I.

BRO: I'm guessin' this is your first time meetin' an alternate version of your kid? Get used to it, you're gonna see a crap ton of the fucker runnin' around.

BRO: Call me Bro. Nobody really calls me Dirk anymore. Feels fuckin' weird.

#just another normal tuesday for bro strider (hes barely holding it together)#the alpha/beta bros are interacting everybody look at them !!!!#bro strider #dirk strider #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #homestuck ask blog #hom3stuck #homestuck #asks

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plantboiart · 1 month

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Rolan didn’t realize he loved the other two until it was too late. Until it had been years since they’d spoken, even longer since they’d seen each other. And when he realized, he didn’t know what to do. How to deal with the fact that he loved two people he could barely even say he knew anymore. He didn’t understand how he could love concepts, memories filled with laughter and affection and the always somewhat present smell of smoke.

But he did. He loved them. Felt his heart skip a beat when a girlfriend’s dyed blonde hair momentarily made him mistake her for Kian. His body warmed up when she spoke of a fantasy story she’d read, explaining all the little details that Rolan would remember for the rest of his life in the same exact way that Rand would. When he heard a song on the radio, and his first thought was still “Kian would like this”. When the smell of smoke and alcohol and weed that always clung to Rand’s attic bedroom never quite left him.

Kian knew he loved the other too far too early, before anything could be done about it. When their biggest worries were still exams rather than missing sisters or corpses that nobody else could see. And he hated himself for it, hated how quickly and easily his love turned from something acceptable into something they’d hate him for. Hated how no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t get rid of the love he felt for them, how each time he hugged or just sat near them it would feel forbidden, like a secret they all had to keep but only he knew about.

But he couldn’t stop the way he felt. How his heart hammered in his chest when Rand rested his head on his shoulder because it was still normal to him. How his body burned when Rolan helped him bleach his hair during the early hours of the morning, talking about everything and anything to pass the time while they waited. How he mourned the friendship he still had with Rand, now tainted with lies because that was the only way Rand could still care for him. How he still felt such a desperate need and pain when yet another call to Rolan went unanswered, his words and pleas falling to nothing as he knew the other would never hear them anyways.

Rand only understood that he loved them when they were gone. He realized with fear and pain and yerning that the betrayal and loneliness he felt when they left wasn’t born just from his best friends leaving him behind. And he didn’t know how to feel, how to deal with it. Just like he didn’t years later, when he was left behind again, both of them gone somewhere he couldn’t bring himself to follow, only remembering how he felt when Rolan Deep and Kian Stone were both nothing but memories a few people held and empty graves he left flowers to.

He loved them for the rest of his life. His heart still skipped a beat whenever he passed by Rolan’s home, like he was still expecting the other to sneak out of the back door and join him in whatever he was doing. His body always felt cold and hollow, like something was missing, whenever someone touched him with the same care and gentleness that Kian always had. He locked up in terror whenever he heard the clicking and buzzing of ordinary bugs that had seemingly overtaken Galloway since the hive died. He screamed when the phantom flesh and blood that forever coated his barely living body wrapped around him tighter in a mockery of an embrace.

Rand loved the other two for the rest of his life. And he hated it more than anything.

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arctixout · 5 months

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#joker out #jan peteh #kris guštin #I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS PHOTO #I REPEAT FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK ‼️I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS PHOTO‼️#i know it's probably been posted here at some point BUT JUST LOOK AT THEM #my soul keeps making minecraft damage noises /pos every time i look at this photo #good lord me get a grip #you're a woman with a brain and reasonable ability etc etc #anyway have a nice tuesday everybody

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mrsfeiix · 6 months

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Commander Fox , Tal’karir and Vos on a mission in the lower levels of coruscant

Vos: DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?!

Tal: you mean that creepy looking thing that just jumped over the side of the building disappearing into thin air?

Vos: YES!

Tal’karir: Nope! I didn’t see anything.

Fox: I should have left you two back at HQ

#star wars #the clone wars #commander fox #quinlan vos #tal’karir #eldritch coruscant #tal’karir is secretly scared #vos is just scared in general #fox is done with both of them #this is just a normal Tuesday for Fox

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bitchthefuck1 · 4 months

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Hate how stories about a human character getting romantically involved with magical demon-fairy-vampire-elf-etc always frame the nonhuman partner as, like, universally desirable and an obviously appealing choice instead of actually engaging with the fact that the normal-average main character is a bit of a freak for being so down to clown with what is essentially a completely different species

#like from a character standpoint it immediately makes them way more compelling if you actually engage with the fact that it actually says #something about the human character that they'd be into this instead of taking it as a forgone conclusion that they'd want to fuck this #other being #because if you really look at the situation honestly its not a given. like yeah this person is hot but you'd have to adjust to a LOT of #very unfamiliar stuff very quickly in ways that most people frankly are not prepared for #also setting aside the reality of the situation. 'normal everyman who when you actually look at their actions honestly is highkey insane' i #just such a fun character type #the one human in a group of nonhuman creatures is realistically the weirdest one of bunch #bc like for everyone else this is a random tuesday #this isn't like A Take its just a thing i think about. like it immediately makes everyone involved way more interesting and compelling

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crybaby-bkg · 1 day

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just got my lashes done for the first time in five years today and they’re so pretty I can’t stop staring at them 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I was so nervous at first bc my sensory issues have gotten worse and I was soooo scared that I’d feel a bunch of poking and that the glue would burn my eyes too much, but she was so gentle that I don’t even feel them 😭😭

#it’s making me rethink how good my last lash tech was LOL #bc I always felt the poking whenever she’d put the lashes on #and my eyes would be so irritated that I couldn’t open them for more than a few seconds at a time #much less look outside #and now I’m like. wow. that was not normal ALDJDKDJDD #they’re just so pretty tho and the lashes she used are so soft!!!!#now I’m ready for Tuesday bc I’m gonna do my makeup!!!! so excited!!!!!#wish I could do it tomorrow but I have some final tests to take so booooo tomato tomato tomato 🍅#—in store chit chat! 🍫

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afanofmanyships · 1 year

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In some of the prompts that I read. Danny gets summoned in his true form, wether it being the Ghost king or something else.

BUT here’s the thing, Danny is considered to be a BABY ghost.

So if someone were to summon him, they would get this random ass ghost baby who doesn’t know any better and can’t do anything you want UNTIL 5 DAYS pass before he’s back to normal.

And if said ghost baby decides that he doesn’t like your VIBES leaves and if he does he becomes your problem.

So imagine that you’re John Constantine and you hear about this new Ghost King and wanting to assess if he’s going to be a problem/make a new connection.

John: this seems like a good cause *summons Danny*

Danny, as a baby with a crown on his head, sitting in the middle of the circle and looks at John and smiles: “Ah”

*an hour later*

John, looking worse then before with Danny in a sling around his body who had finally decided to sleep, decides to summon Fright Knight to see what the heck is going on: *chanting words as loudly and as quietly as he can*

Fright Knight, who has been teaching Ellie how to knight, feels the summoning and goes: this will be a great learning experience for you

Ellie, who decided to take a break from traveling and become a knight in training, goes: yeah okay

But here’s the thing, the same thing that happened to Danny happens to Ellie. And the only warning John got from Ellie was “eh” before she starts screaming her head off.

An hour later Deadman finds Constantine with two screaming babies in his arms and a freaking THERMOS in the middle of a summoning circle with two sticky notes and one of them is glowing.

Normal one: NO

Glowing one: “Open at your own risk” - clockwork

#dc x dc #deadman being the good co-worker he is did NOT gossip to the other JLD members #he totally did #JLD starts pestering John about the babies #John against his better judgment summons them again #JLD: aw what cute little ghosts #babies Ellie and Danny decides to hit them with a thormos just because #John Constantine in the back: this is a normal Tuesday #yes Dan is in the thermos #babies have decided that every time they are summoned they go straight to John #doesn’t matter if they are in a dangerous situation or not #if they feel John Constantine’s presence they go to John #even the thermos goes to John #nobody knows how and they don’t want to know #it just appears next to him #the JLD has confirmed that John has baby stuff stored everywhere and anywhere #Billy is just happy that there are people out there like him #it doesn’t matter if they are dead Billy is just happy that he is not alone

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clownprince · 1 year

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This might only be funny to me specifically but Alfred and Dick's nonreaction to the Joker gimp mask in Deadly Duo 3 made me think of the time knife meme lmao

#they're so used to bruce being absolutely unhinged #this is just a normal tuesday for them #the devastating consequences of personally knowing bruce “the batman” wayne #batjokes #misc #my stuff

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fox-guardian · 11 months

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i love the continuing saga of danny being diagnosed trans/aro via splerf guns. this is really how it feels when ur oblivious to ur inner workings

That's just what happens when your dad tells you to use your trans older brother as your masculinity role model and also no one ever told you that flirting is romantic and not just for making people smile and blush. You need a splerf dart to the head to piece together that Most People Aren't Like This Usually

#fg's answers #asks #tim stoker tuesday #yes i headcanon that the stoker parents are supportive and alsp that papa stoker was like #'danny boy you wanna know what it means to be a man?? well.... i think your brother would know a lot better than me'#hes also under the impression that he Can't be queer because tim is the queer one in the family and he doesn't wanna steal his thunder #so he refuses to do Any introspection on any potentially queer things he does. like gazing longingly at the women's section.#or gazing longingly at the occasional man. or gazing Fearfully at the concept of normal marriage.#tim thinks hes gay and some flavor of cisn't because hes failed every relationship with a girl hes ever had #but thats because he either didnt know how to treat them romantically.#or didnt know how to treat them romantically in a way that wasnt Very Forced And Theatrical.#tim sees this and assumes its just a girls thing but nah. he'd fail just as badly with a guy #WHICH WILL BE EXPLORED IN THE STOKER SWA- *i am pulled offstage by a shepards hook*

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cerealmonster15 · 1 year

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heeheehoohoo

#dndads #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #cereal tries to draw #dungeons and daddies #I always call him hermethy in my head lol #im still. figuring out how I want them to look #but more or less I think I have their designs more settled than anyone else’s #bc I draw them the most of the dndads characters lol then and Taylor but Taylor’s not HERE #anyway. some doodles bc im Thinking About Them…..#what will Tuesday bring…..#normals face snap changes every time I draw him but thats just bc I don’t know the laws of consistency lol

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shakestheclown · 2 months

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y'all who actually have partners,, what is a text ice breaker to start conversation? im really bad at it 😭

it feels important to note that when we do talk, the conversation flows great we have a nice rapport and complimentary senses of humors it's just starting the conversation that is the problem i think we are both just painfully shy 😔 (and maybe traumatized .)

#all my friends have offered is 'send a meme' which just gets me a heart react which is nice and all but i wanna SPEAK TO THEM.#and ive also done ~little random updates of my day~ which also works but on my days off i dont DO anything so i cant be like .#hey i rotted in bed all day what did you do #i feel like he's interested but shy ?? i guess ?? or maybe unsure if i feel the same way so he doesnt rly initiate #he did the other day just send me a photo of him working as a little life update which i took as a good sign :) and it sparked a short conv #i just dont know what to talk about or rather i wanna talk about literally everything but i dont wanna be annoyingggg #i dont know whats annoying and what isnt i guess is the main issue #he just got back from a 2 week work trip thing like working nonstop and normally we'd both be free tuesdays (tmrw) but since he JUST got #back today i figured it would be rude and/or seem desperate or clingy of me to ask if he wanted to hang this week #am i just crazy ?? oftentimes yes #it's also 10pm on a monday so i couldnt ask now anyway BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE TO JUST TALK #BUT I DONT WANNA BE ANNOYING all ive ever done in the past is annoy ppl or come off too 'weird' by just trying to get to know them #AND I DONT WANNA MESS UP THIS TIME CAUSE I THINK I DO GENUINELY LIKE THIS GUY IVE JUST NEVER BEEN IN THIS POSITIONNNNN #ITS NEVER FELT REAL #OK BYE

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c10v3r · 1 year

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